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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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How are you?

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*music*

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How are you?

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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You're a worm in million.

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Fuck, where's the music?

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Where's the music?

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What?

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Wasn't meant to be on the screen for that transition to the space mainframe bit.

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There's music there now.

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Brilliant.

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Try that again.

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Wastes of skin.

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Who do these people think they are?

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Digital hands.

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Welcome to the stream.

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It's another stream.

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How long's it been?

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I don't know how long it's been.

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But now we're taking it on the chin.

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It's a lovely little stream.

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A lovely tender space dream.

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Dream.

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Cream.

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Stream.

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Mean.

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Lean.

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Sea bream.

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Sea bream.

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Dreams.

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You know what that means.

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A lovely, slippery sea bream.

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A diagnostic dream.

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Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

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Get them while you can.

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Yeah.

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Today's the last day.

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Brain slug.

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Thank you very much.

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And to Sean the sheep as well.

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Will you be watching the watch along by Keane Neville etc.

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For the United game?

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I don't know.

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I don't.

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What's that game?

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It's United on.

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Are they?

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Who are they playing?

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Fucking Arsenal.

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Is it?

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Game doesn't matter man.

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That game does not matter.

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The games only matter.

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The only games that matter are the games I say that matter.

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Okay?

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Joey the lips.

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Thank you very much.

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Hot Jag.

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Thank you very much.

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The games that I say that matter.

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Are the only games that matter.

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Not the games that you say that you want to play.

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Or the United Arsenal game tonight.

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It doesn't matter much to me.

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In fact.

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I don't even care at all.

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I might actually give it a little look.

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Maybe me and Tom might even have a watch.

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But I don't think I care that much.

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Much.

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Much.

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Much.

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Much.

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Much.

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I don't care that much.

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Much.

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Much.

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Tender to the touch.

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Such.

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Is the game I don't care that much about.

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But I do want to tell you something.

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Aidan the Average.

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Thank you very much there.

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And Schnuffles.

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And Hot Jag.

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Welcome back.

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Welcome back to Planet Quad Core.

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But I want to tell you something there.

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I initially put on a few screenshots I took off the phone.

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Of YouTube thumbnail recommendations.

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Thank you for the bog wetting there Schultz.

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The annual bog wetting ceremony is taking place tonight.

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We're going to be bringing you all updates from that.

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Greg Wallace.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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What's your opinion of the new Jaguar rebrand?

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I don't know.

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I keep on hearing about Jaguar this.

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Jaguar that.

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As if I care about some car I'll never be able to drive.

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And it's new rebranding process.

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If you ask me.

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Everyone giving a shit.

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Has fuck all else to give a shit about.

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Or.

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Some rich cunts have decided that there's a scandal about the new rebrand.

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And then loads of other idiots have fucking like.

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Gone.

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Yeah.

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I want to fucking have an opinion on that as well.

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Now.

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I don't know the story about the rebrand.

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It could.

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It could be worth giving a fuck about.

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But I haven't looked into it.

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Because I've been so let down.

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By the amount of non-scandals going on in the world.

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That I just don't even care about scandals happening now.

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Because you look into them.

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And it's half a scandal.

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Do you know?

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I'd much rather listen to this music.

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Do you know?

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I'd much rather listen to this music.

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This is just a strange one like this.

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Three hours of this.

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I'm not gonna fucking do a tap at all.

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I'm just gonna arse around in this space scene I've made on OBS.

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I'm going to sing along with all the tunes and piss about.

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That's all I'm doing tonight.

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Check it out.

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Any chance of heavy rain tonight.

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There's gonna be a yellow storm warning tomorrow.

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Yellow storm warning from three.

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Gullway, Mayo and Kerry, possibly all of Connacht.

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Shabba dabba dooby dooboo.

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Skibida manna do, skabba doo, skibidoo, da kainchi manna zoo.

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Ba dambu.

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Ba da doo, skibidoo, chambanchi manna doo.

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Skamara manna nusu, mango.

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I love the sound of gamboo.

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Me too.

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I love the sound of kainchiogoo.

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And what about zoo?

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But I have to say to you, I have to be serious for a moment there regarding some of the images I played at the beginning of the stream there.

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I think there was one of Simon Harris.

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Now I have to clear up that isn't Simon Harris.

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That's an AI thumbnail, but still it's doing the rounds on YouTube.

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You think they would have cracked down on that shit considering the election has just happened and all that sort of stuff.

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They wouldn't want any misinformation about them.

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So that's not me trying to spread misinformation.

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Why just go back to that little scene so we can see what I mean.

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That was another cracker of a thumbnail as well.

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I really think my channel has been let down because I don't put up any thumbnails like this on my videos.

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You know?

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Or on my streams.

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I need to maximize engagement in a massive way.

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And that's another beautiful picture there of Kim Jong Schlug.

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Who has decided to take up residency in the Hat of Dreams.

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And there he is there.

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This is something I snagged from the tube.

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Go back to that one.

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No, not that one.

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That was another funny one I saw there.

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I didn't even watch the video.

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I just thought what a beautiful thumbnail.

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Falling in love in Ireland.

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Nicholas Fairford.

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100k views two weeks ago.

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Pure luxury.

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And this is the one here.

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Simon Harissimo.

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And they've done a good job on the AI.

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But what do people.

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What's going to happen there if you click on that link.

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Sponsored by Cartmarks.

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If you can see that there.

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Look.

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Down here next to my eyes.

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There.

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Sponsored.

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By Cartmarks.

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By Cartmarks.

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And.

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Simon Haris calls on all Irish people to take advantage of this.

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Only 6% of Irish people know.

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I didn't click it.

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Sounds like a load of old fucking Moondust.

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To me.

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Father Gluten, thank you very, very much there.

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And Spotify Raps, thank you very much as well.

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What was your favourite...

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What was top of your Spotify rap this year?

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Still Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan.

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I'll have a look, I haven't even checked.

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Moondust.

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Spotify Raps.

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How would you find your Spotify Raps?

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Oh yeah, it's there.

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If I press it, is it gonna play the songs? I don't want any...

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Moondust.

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Any surprises, I don't want any embarrassing songs or things to play.

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Sorry about that.

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*laughs*

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*laughs*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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Nothing much I can do about that. I mean, if that's... if that's the lyrics in the fucking song, there's nothing I can do about it, is there? *music*

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There's nothing I can do about it is there?

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Sad boy, sad little man music. That first one though.

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I have to censor these. More Beach Boys there. I want to go back to the fucking first one that was good but I'll skip the second one because there was a lot of bad words and nasty words. There was a few wrong words in the second one.

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There aren't under my control whatsoever. I apologize for that.

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*music*

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You wasn't shut with your mom, see?

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*music*

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go back from that one.

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*music*

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Sean, thank you very much.

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*music*

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Turn that off.

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*music*

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Don't even know what this is.

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Probably some fucking playlist of beats for... going jogging to.

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*music*

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*music*

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More, more Beach Boys. I'd say I absolutely rinsed the fucking Pet Sounds album but I've been rinsing that for ten years now I'd say.

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*music*

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Oh Carolina, where did your long hair go? *music*

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*music*

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Swing like a motherfucker man.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs. Get them while you can. Yeah. Today's the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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So were Bill Evans Trio, which you're hearing there, Kraftwerk, OC, Word Life, what's that album? OC.

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The Beach Boys, MF Doom.

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Computer Games.

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Thank you very much there for the tip there.

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We can turn that off now.

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Thank you very much there, Spark Lynch and Joao Gilbert.

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You've heard of Tiny Cox, MEP, but have you seen the new Dutch PM's name?

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I haven't. I mean, it can't be as good as Tiny Cox.

279
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But thanks for the tip. And Tupo, thank you very much.

280
00:19:55,900 --> 00:20:01,700
I said, congratulations, like Fontaine, during something this weekend.

281
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,360
No sons, God willing.

282
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,540
Thank you very much there for the tip.

283
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,040
And I hope that you had a great time when you said that.

284
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,060
But yeah, it seems to be a waste of money, Spotify.

285
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:19,820
If you think about that, what's Spotify? A 10 or a month, is it? Or has it gone up?

286
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,720
Just to listen to those artists.

287
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:27,220
I repeatedly play just the same albums and songs.

288
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:28,720
Maybe.

289
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,900
I don't know. I've found out that any new music.

290
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,720
I haven't found any new music, I don't think.

291
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:36,680
I haven't been adventurous.

292
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,940
Yeah, it's about 12 euro.

293
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:46,660
It'd be as well to fucking get rid of Spotify, put the albums on my phone, and then spend that money on YouTube Premium.

294
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,380
But I heard that that's even gone.

295
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,960
What are they fucking playing at on YouTube Premium?

296
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,380
I've heard that's gone up to 20.

297
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,200
I mean, never had it in the first place.

298
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:59,580
And I was singing the praises of the Brave Browser, or at least Connor Williams was the other day.

299
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,360
Xanadu 2.0.

300
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:05,240
He was saying that you should use Brave Browser.

301
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,760
Out of the box experience is great.

302
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,400
Zero ads.

303
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:20,440
And another thing that is a boon about that is that you can use it signed out and you don't get ads.

304
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:27,080
And what's more, you know you go onto YouTube and you've got an idea of something what you want to look up.

305
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:33,400
But you get on there and then you see on the front page a load of new videos that look enticing.

306
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:37,360
And then you forget about the original video you went to look at.

307
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:43,840
That doesn't happen if you do the Brave and use YouTube signed out because it doesn't know what you want to fucking see.

308
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,800
So it doesn't serve you up any shite.

309
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,820
So that's a productivity boost.

310
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:56,280
As well as a great user experience boost.

311
00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:03,640
Good discount on YouTube premium if bought through desktop.

312
00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:04,300
Says Kiron.

313
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,680
Brave also gives you some crypto you can either withdraw or give to websites you support.

314
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,140
Are you sure about that?

315
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,480
No, you actually you can install a fucking browser and they're giving you free money.

316
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,420
That crypto must not be worth anything.

317
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,260
If that's I mean, I doubt they do that, would they?

318
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,280
I understand that maybe you do want to watch shite as well, Nigel.

319
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,600
Indeed, a lot of the time I am watching shite.

320
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:37,180
That's the thing.

321
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:46,520
But it's just those times where I'm lately beginning to feel like the early onset dementia slash mind loss is being increased.

322
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:53,540
Just by the amount of times I've gone looking to do something and then I go, what was I even meant to be looking at again?

323
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,860
I've completely forgot.

324
00:22:55,380 --> 00:23:01,380
You know, I mean, then there's other times where you just enjoy being served up stuff.

325
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:03,800
So, I mean, it's not everybody's cup of tea.

326
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,780
They're going to use your laptop to mine crypto.

327
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,040
No, they're fucking not.

328
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,000
I'm not going to do that.

329
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:12,800
I'm not going to let them.

330
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,660
I'm not going to let them away with that.

331
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:16,860
Scumbags.

332
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,760
Absolute scumbags, Joe.

333
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:24,080
Disgusting, Joe.

334
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,760
Mysterious free crypto, which famously is,

335
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,280
mind using GPUs.

336
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,520
YouTube premium is class, says Lee Gibson.

337
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,180
To be fair,

338
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,340
ad-free viewing and YouTube music, about 15 a month.

339
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:49,460
I mean, it's the about in that sentence there that I'm being...

340
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,560
I have a little bit of a problem with there, Lee.

341
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,180
A small bit of a problem with the word about.

342
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:58,720
I think it's gone up to, like, I heard maybe nearly 20 euro.

343
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,540
That's what I heard.

344
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:07,080
A lot of love for YouTube there.

345
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,780
People, pink sheep saying YouTube is actually fantastic.

346
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,060
I can't give out.

347
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,000
It's giving me my little platform.

348
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:29,060
I think maybe Spotify out YouTube in for 2025.

349
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:36,560
But the reality of the situation is thus.

350
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,380
Almost five years ago, if not five, maybe even more,

351
00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:48,680
I started a video game that was disturbing and unacceptable.

352
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:55,560
And I just threw it away into the fucking wind and didn't continue on playing it anymore.

353
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,600
I'm going to give it another crack at the whip.

354
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:12,180
And if it fucking... if it doesn't work, I have another special game that could end up being a classic.

355
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:16,360
Just waiting in the background, ready to be loaded up into the emulator.

356
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,400
I'm going to be using the PCSX2 emulator.

357
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:21,900
Andy the Fork.

358
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,400
Thank you very much for that tip there.

359
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,720
Glorious stuff.

360
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:31,620
Oh, I must check out the Dutch PM's name first and foremost.

361
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,900
Dutch Prime Minister.

362
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,240
Dutch Oven.

363
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,900
Prime Minister.

364
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,780
Dick Shoof.

365
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,640
Dick Shoof.

366
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,300
Is the name.

367
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,500
And it's a great name.

368
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:56,420
I don't know if I'm saying that correctly.

369
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,360
Let's just see if we can get that up onto the...

370
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,920
onto the screen.

371
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,520
Right here, right now.

372
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,500
Because it does... he's got a great face as well as Dick.

373
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,820
Window Capture.

374
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,420
Internet.

375
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,180
Window Capture.

376
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:20,700
Internet.

377
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,940
Today is the last day for Tom's Hot Dogs.

378
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Thank you very much, Tom's Hot Dogs.

379
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:26,640
Gardie took my CBD.

380
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,140
Favourite Hey Arnold episode or Sodes.

381
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:29,600
Francis.

382
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,760
I never really got into that now.

383
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,720
Back in the day.

384
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,860
But it was... it was one of those where I wouldn't turn it off.

385
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,760
But it's not one that I can...

386
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,580
legitimately remember.

387
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,740
episodes... standout episodes of.

388
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,100
But I gotta tell you.

389
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,360
Dick Shoof.

390
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,040
What a situation...

391
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,520
with Dick Shoof.

392
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,540
It's a lovely bit of business.

393
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,040
He's got that Dracula-esque hair...

394
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,240
situation going on as well.

395
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,740
and lips pursed.

396
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,380
Letting the bags, Minister.

397
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,620
Thank you very much, Horses Under Starlight.

398
00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,060
For that there.

399
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,520
Let's even take that...

400
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,960
a step further.

401
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,800
And see what we're dealing with there.

402
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:45,900
It's a great situation.

403
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:46,900
Dick Shoof.

404
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:47,900
Dick Shoof.

405
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:48,900
Dick Shoof.

406
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,900
Dick Shoof.

407
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:49,900
Dick Shoof.

408
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:49,900
Dick Shoof.

409
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,900
Dick Shoof.

410
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:50,900
Dick Shoof.

411
00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:51,400
Dick Shoof.

412
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,100
Since the 2nd of July, no less.

413
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:53,400
Dick Shoof.

414
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:53,400
Dick Shoof.

415
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,400
Dick Shoof.

416
00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:00,360
Just goes to show you how little I know about Dutch politics that I haven't been paying attention.

417
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:06,660
But then again, Tiny Cox was never in the prime time chair.

418
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:13,780
I mean, he's a politician, all right, but I don't think he's ever led the fucking country, you know?

419
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,100
And that's just a load of old text there.

420
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:19,820
And that's the Ministry of Affairs.

421
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,960
And that's a full res picture.

422
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:28,060
You're not feeling the benefit there on the end of the stream.

423
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:34,080
That's the Ministry of General Affairs at the Binnenhof in The Hague.

424
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:40,520
The office of the prime minister is the centre-left octagonal tower.

425
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:41,740
Let's see that again.

426
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,440
Centre-left octagonal tower.

427
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,900
Maybe that.

428
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,440
He lives in that little turret.

429
00:28:53,880 --> 00:29:01,820
Is the face...

430
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:05,680
Of the cabinet to the public.

431
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:13,580
After meetings of the cabinet on Friday, the prime minister hosts a press conference on the decisions of the cabinet and current affairs.

432
00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:14,380
The prime minister is also...

433
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:20,820
The prime minister also has some functions in international affairs.

434
00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:25,520
He's attending the European Council every six months and maintaining bilateral contacts.

435
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:33,460
Fair play to the Netherlands.

436
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,460
Fair play to the Netherlands.

437
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,460
Well done to the Netherlands.

438
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:39,340
And God bless to the Netherlands.

439
00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:40,280
They're doing great.

440
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,620
A strong Protestant work ethic.

441
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:46,260
And a great, great situation.

442
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:48,720
They did a lot of great work.

443
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,220
And they did some bad stuff as well.

444
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,000
But who didn't?

445
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,700
We've all done...

446
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,120
We've all gone a bit Dutch.

447
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,980
We've all gone a bit Dutch from time to time, eh?

448
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:11,440
But getting back to it now, there is a game that I am interested in playing.

449
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,440
It's...

450
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,720
I don't know if you can guess what it is.

451
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,920
But also I want to say before I get into that...

452
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920
Does anybody...

453
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,920
Would anybody there know what I'm on about if I said this?

454
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,860
What kind of a man...

455
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,860
Has dogs?

456
00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:31,040
Has anybody heard that before?

457
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,740
Does anybody know what I'm on about there?

458
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,860
If you don't, I'm going to say it again.

459
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:37,860
What kind of a man...

460
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,860
Has dogs?

461
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,380
Thank you very much there, Conrad.

462
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,940
I hope you are getting well.

463
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,800
Getting on well.

464
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,640
Yakuza, you're wrong.

465
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,260
Nobody has seen it.

466
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,680
Nobody knows what I'm on about.

467
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,720
You're on your own.

468
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,160
Well, the fucking thing is, I might be on my own.

469
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,340
But I feel sorry for anybody who doesn't know what I'm on about.

470
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:13,960
And the problem is, I can't even play the clip of what I'm on about.

471
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,960
Because if I did...

472
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,420
There could be a bit of mental health going on.

473
00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:20,740
It could be wrong.

474
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,160
But that line has stuck inside my mind since COVID lockdown era.

475
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,720
There was a lot of crazy stuff going on.

476
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,980
A lot of crazy scenes going on.

477
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,420
Doing the rounds back then.

478
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:33,180
And one of them...

479
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:36,260
Thank you very much, Dara Darmody.

480
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,600
Deadly premonition, is it?

481
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:39,100
Guess again, Dara.

482
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:39,860
Guess again.

483
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:46,320
I can see there's a few people who have it in the chat.

484
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,800
I'll give you another clue.

485
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,020
I'll give you another perler from it, maybe.

486
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,820
But it's got a bit of bad language in it.

487
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,700
So there's the warning.

488
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,480
I'll do the first.

489
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,520
I'll do the dogs again.

490
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:08,060
What kind of a man has dogs?

491
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:16,380
Go and eat your ice cream, you fat con't.

492
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,400
Producer!

493
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,340
Sorry about that.

494
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,100
I really am sorry about that.

495
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,680
But that is a line from the video.

496
00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:27,140
So there's nothing much I can do about it.

497
00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:34,720
Shaq Guides, thank you very much for the tip there as well.

498
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,680
Yeah, does it sound like Family Guy?

499
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,520
It does sound like the guy from Family Guy.

500
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,260
And I don't even know why he sounds like that.

501
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,840
But he does.

502
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,060
But I hope he's okay.

503
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,300
But I've...

504
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:53,100
I just...

505
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,700
The problem is that, you know,

506
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,160
if you did show that video,

507
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:56,800
it would be like...

508
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,840
Oh, people would be saying,

509
00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,100
oh, you're having a go with someone

510
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,020
and maybe there's mental health going on.

511
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,220
But at the same time,

512
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,940
that has brought a lot of joy to my heart.

513
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:09,940
You know, just hearing that line for years,

514
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,220
for the last couple of years, you know.

515
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:16,060
And whenever I do see a man with dogs,

516
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,680
I always think of that, you know.

517
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,420
Thank you very much there, Shaq Guides and Dara Dermody.

518
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:26,860
Nevertheless, all I want to say is, you know,

519
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,900
it might warm your heart to see the delivery of the line.

520
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:34,180
and some of the actions going on in it as well.

521
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,780
There's a lot of, like, beaten fucking shopping bags

522
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,120
and stuff like that on the street.

523
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,860
Okay, let's get onto this stream here and get going.

524
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,900
It's not Deadly Premonition.

525
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:51,780
I think maybe it might be a letdown, but I'm in...

526
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,500
I've started playing it again.

527
00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:57,300
I'm mildly... I'm not even enjoying it, I don't think.

528
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,860
But maybe I will on the stream.

529
00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:03,160
And then if not, I've got a fucking get out of jail go-to game,

530
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,300
which could really ramp things up into the fucking next realm.

531
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,480
Let's get the emulator going here.

532
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,360
Game stream.

533
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,200
There we go.

534
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:18,880
Lovely stuff.

535
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:23,360
That performance there was absolutely despicable.

536
00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:25,900
Get your ass back to the lobby and go...

537
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,200
And it's not Alan Hansen.

538
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,540
I don't... I don't know why Alan Hansen

539
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,560
cropped up there on that one.

540
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,860
Welcome to the stream.

541
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,680
I'm Alan Hansen.

542
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,980
And tonight is your lucky night.

543
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,820
Let's fucking go for it.

544
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,040
The whole thing's up for grabs.

545
00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,620
The whole thing's up for grabs.

546
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,920
It's not Footballers Are Love.

547
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:56,660
It's Silent Hill 3, ladies and gentlemen.

548
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:59,220
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

549
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:07,120
And I found myself with a couple of items there last night.

550
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,080
I saved it.

551
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,960
And what did I have in my possession?

552
00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:13,920
I managed to get a hold of a maul.

553
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,780
A beautiful, big, round, pointy hammer.

554
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,080
It's super heavy.

555
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,240
But at least it's got some oomph.

556
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,100
I've got a pistol.

557
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,100
I've got a shotgun.

558
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,120
I've got a steel pipe and a knife.

559
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,760
Now, when I last played this game,

560
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,440
I left off in the shopping mall or shopping centre.

561
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,380
But I have since gone past that.

562
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,160
Thank you very much.

563
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,120
My arse is gone.

564
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,300
I made your noodles from the stream a while back.

565
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,180
And it made it a little bit too spicy.

566
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,300
My arse isn't the same.

567
00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,220
Well, I hope you're getting on well

568
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,020
and that you do recover from that.

569
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,060
And thank you very much there for the tip.

570
00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,940
But I've moved on.

571
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,440
I've probably played another hour.

572
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,300
So you've missed out the subway bit.

573
00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:01,380
And I've just skipped ahead, basically, you know.

574
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,760
And given myself a good, honest chance

575
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,300
of securing victory in the game itself.

576
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,460
The game sounds are fucking brilliant.

577
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,620
Three stacks.

578
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,200
The game sounds are fucking amazing.

579
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:23,540
And some of the ethereal soundscapes

580
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,860
are pretty good as well.

581
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,580
Although this doesn't look great now.

582
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,540
She looks like she's been...

583
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,100
She looks a little bit too stretched out there.

584
00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:35,540
But I mean, it looks okay on...

585
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:38,720
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog.

586
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:39,200
On your one that you're seeing.

587
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,740
But on my fucking monitor, it doesn't.

588
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:42,540
Thank you very much there for the tip.

589
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,600
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog.

590
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,320
Vaselineos.

591
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:49,920
Vaselineos.

592
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,080
Loves to slug.

593
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:54,860
Thank you very much.

594
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,020
And Vaseline, thank you very much.

595
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:56,120
Thank you very much.

596
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,360
The Bogs Minister.

597
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,140
Very, very kind of.

598
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:02,140
Now this...

599
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:03,740
We've reached...

600
00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:08,820
What's known in the industry as a quiet part of the game.

601
00:37:09,780 --> 00:37:10,740
I don't really know...

602
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:12,120
I think they're...

603
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,340
They're teasing us.

604
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,300
Something's gonna happen.

605
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:16,920
And now it's fucking crashed.

606
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:17,820
Oh no.

607
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,400
Thank God.

608
00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:19,400
I thought it crashed.

609
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,000
Well I can...

610
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,800
You can hear a bit of knocking like someone's in the fucking cupboard or something.

611
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,600
Loud map.

612
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,840
Yeah we go ahead here and turn left and then see what's down the end of the fucking Georgia

613
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,160
Rose.

614
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:48,660
Thank you very much for the tip there.

615
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:53,400
I drove all the way from Limerick to watch you play Three Silent Hills and you're gonna play them.

616
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:58,900
So we're getting closer and closer now to an unidentified sound.

617
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,200
It's a nasty sound.

618
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,400
Sounds like...

619
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:02,880
Four with nineteen.

620
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:06,060
Thank you very much Higgins, creams and lotions.

621
00:38:08,180 --> 00:38:12,100
I'm just gonna move this screen here so I can fucking get a grip on things.

622
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,700
I need to sort out my desktop here.

623
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Now what I will do is...

624
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:18,900
I'll put...

625
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,400
I'll put this...

626
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:25,180
On my full screen projector on my main monitor.

627
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:25,940
That's great.

628
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,000
Skellington.

629
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:29,100
That's brilliant.

630
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,320
Skellington thank you very much.

631
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,660
Let me out of the cupboard you see.

632
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:38,680
So already we're off to a kind of a disturbing and bizarre start.

633
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,840
A disturbing and bizarre start.

634
00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:42,020
And why is it disturbing?

635
00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:42,840
Why is it bizarre?

636
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,400
Because there's a noise of somebody trapped in a cupboard.

637
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,360
Locked in a cupboard.

638
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,400
Somebody's been...

639
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,000
Somebody's been placed there no doubt by a bad uncle or a bad mother.

640
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,720
Or a nasty dad.

641
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,240
Or a shit brother.

642
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,600
Or a fucking rubbish sister.

643
00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,120
Or something or other.

644
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,280
A significant other.

645
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,520
It's a real kip of a gaff.

646
00:39:04,580 --> 00:39:05,620
It's a kip of a place.

647
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:06,920
It's a shit hole.

648
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:08,640
It's a daft tunnel.

649
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:14,520
And there's some naughty, nasty scumbags around the gaff as well.

650
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:37,060
Someone's milling around here.

651
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,500
I think it's...

652
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:45,440
I think that's the sound that designates shotgun time.

653
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,820
And also...

654
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:48,820
You can hear a bit of...

655
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:52,580
As well.

656
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:56,400
That's another additional sound that they put into the fucking situation.

657
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,200
Just to increase...

658
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,080
Increase the scariness.

659
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,080
And it's a big boy.

660
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,140
It's a big boy.

661
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,300
And what I'm gonna do is...

662
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,100
One of those...

663
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,980
I'm gonna get them all out.

664
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,720
We're gonna give them all a fucking lash.

665
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,140
It could be...

666
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,540
A great day for them all.

667
00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:23,660
Yeah.

668
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,400
Yeah.

669
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,640
Ah, brilliant.

670
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,780
And another one.

671
00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,300
Have some of that.

672
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,500
Have some of that, you fucking...

673
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,900
I don't even know what you are.

674
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,380
Have another one of those.

675
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:49,640
Kick to the Jessop.

676
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,540
Pure scum rag.

677
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,860
Sorry, I'm just trying to move these...

678
00:40:58,860 --> 00:41:01,200
Little boxes around on the screen that I have.

679
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,300
What an absolute scumbag.

680
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,500
And I'm really glad...

681
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,880
That that guy took a beating.

682
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:06,360
Tom.

683
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:12,700
Tom.

684
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,160
Yeah, oh, sorry about that.

685
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,980
Didn't know I was on the air.

686
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:16,880
I hope you're getting on well.

687
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,580
What happened?

688
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,660
You're meant to be...

689
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,120
You're meant to be watching, Tom.

690
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,820
Why is Alan Hansen on the screen?

691
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,640
Welcome to the stream.

692
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400
I'm Alan Hansen.

693
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,620
Get him off the screen.

694
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,740
Tonight is your lucky night.

695
00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:30,140
Let's fucking go.

696
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,620
You haven't thought this through.

697
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,060
You need to have everything ready for the stream

698
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,580
when the stream actually happens.

699
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,840
For fuck's sake.

700
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,500
Welcome to the stream.

701
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,320
I'm Alan Hansen.

702
00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:45,600
And tonight is your lucky night.

703
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,460
Let's fucking go for it.

704
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,680
The old thing's up for grabs.

705
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,000
Tom.

706
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,040
Tom.

707
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,940
Yeah, what happened there with that book?

708
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,280
I'm fucking asking you what happened.

709
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,340
You need to know, man.

710
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,140
You need to see.

711
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,940
You need to provide the analysis.

712
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,400
Welcome to the stream.

713
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:08,800
I'm Alan Hansen.

714
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:09,520
And tonight is your lucky night.

715
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,520
Get that fucker off the screen.

716
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,820
Let's fucking go for it.

717
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,240
And hopefully everything's okay with Alan.

718
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,520
As I read there during the summer, I think, that he was in a bit of ill health.

719
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,980
I hope everything's getting on okay with him.

720
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,660
Tom, you missed it.

721
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,100
It was a great situation.

722
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,980
I narrowly avoided death from two absolute scumbags.

723
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,640
Their skin looks ridiculous.

724
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,540
It looks like they've got bad skin.

725
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,260
They look like they've got veins.

726
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,220
Like real rubbish veins.

727
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,080
Bad veins.

728
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,460
Varicust out of it, man.

729
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:43,740
You know?

730
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,440
Mace in the face.

731
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,860
Thank you very much for the tip there.

732
00:42:47,740 --> 00:42:52,320
But I killed them with a shotgun and a few licks of them all.

733
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,300
You can't beat a lick of them all.

734
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,400
And you can't beat them all.

735
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,620
But you can give them a lick of them all.

736
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:02,840
Thank you.

737
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720
Great stuff, Tom.

738
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:10,840
Thanks very much for providing that lovely bit of colourful insight and co-commentary

739
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:18,060
onto what seems to be a nasty, nasty situation to be having on a Wednesday evening.

740
00:43:19,140 --> 00:43:20,160
Unbelievable, Jessops.

741
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:25,460
I don't really think this mall is going to work out well for me in such a tight little space like this.

742
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,820
But nevertheless, we'll keep going.

743
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,700
I think we're okay so far.

744
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,020
It doesn't look as though anybody is about to attack us.

745
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,940
That's a machine central room.

746
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Something's going on with the game here, lads.

747
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,840
Where the doors are fucking...

748
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,820
I just...

749
00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:43,660
I'm going to have to save it continually to make sure.

750
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,460
COVID-19.

751
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Thank you very much there.

752
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:46,580
COVID-19.

753
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,380
The other Jeff.

754
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,220
Very, very kind.

755
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,960
Yeah, an unbelievable Jessops.

756
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:50,880
Thank you very much.

757
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,360
I'm just going to save scum this to slot one.

758
00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:57,980
I'm going to save scum that.

759
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,500
I don't know what the hotkeys are.

760
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,000
So please do bear with me with that.

761
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:10,100
This game is 21 years old and it still looks fantastic, says PowerStriker.

762
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:10,560
Indeed.

763
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,940
I'm a little bit more impressed with the way it looks now than I was before.

764
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:25,120
Because in 2019 when I played it, which was a year before COVID-19, or maybe even six months before the whole shit went down.

765
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:29,080
I played it on the PC port.

766
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,080
And it was stretched in widescreen format.

767
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,080
It looked rubbish.

768
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,920
But this one on the PCSX2 emulator, which is free to download.

769
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,540
Will you throw the switch?

770
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:39,900
Yes.

771
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,400
Nothing happened.

772
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,940
It looks good and you can increase the frames per second to 50 frames per second,

773
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,500
which makes a smoother experience.

774
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,340
You can play it in its 4 of 3.

775
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,860
You can even fuck around with it and put on filters if you wish.

776
00:44:55,860 --> 00:45:02,420
I might even just try a filter out there and see if it increases the value of what we're witnessing here.

777
00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:06,060
PC SX2 settings.

778
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,580
Controllers, graphics.

779
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:09,880
Graphics.

780
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,340
Texture.

781
00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:13,740
Texture replacement.

782
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,040
Post-processing.

783
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,560
Shade boost.

784
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,840
Scanline filter is on.

785
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,260
Okay, so yeah, I put scanline filter.

786
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:21,980
This is a CRT filter.

787
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:25,700
No.

788
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:27,800
Nothing.

789
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,340
Maybe they're not working.

790
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,140
Doesn't matter.

791
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,380
It still looks okay.

792
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,800
Sophie Ledbetter.

793
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,560
Thank you very much.

794
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,720
Best chips in Castle Bar.

795
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:43,640
Technical difficulties, says the other Jeff.

796
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,160
I hope there's no technical difficulties.

797
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:47,920
I mean, it seems to be running okay here on my end.

798
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:49,680
From what I can see, it's going out on OBS.

799
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:52,080
This might be the fuel tank.

800
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,160
There's nothing in it, though.

801
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,800
He seems to know his way.

802
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,260
He seems to know his way around the block.

803
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,180
Thanks for the tip.

804
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,900
Vinegar stroke there.

805
00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:01,900
Best chips in Castle Bar would have to be...

806
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,280
Although Blue Thunder is gone.

807
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,200
I wouldn't have said they were the best, actually.

808
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,600
Supermax?

809
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:06,940
No.

810
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,540
I wouldn't have said so.

811
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,000
Jack, thank you very much for the burke.

812
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,620
That is not a mall.

813
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:15,920
It's a disgrace, says Jack.

814
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,600
The hole's full of dirty water.

815
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,020
So you need to use that pump.

816
00:46:19,060 --> 00:46:20,200
You can't go down like that.

817
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,420
You need to use that dirty old...

818
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,300
That pump there to get rid of the dirt.

819
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:28,480
The dirt inside the water.

820
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,920
Or even just the dirty water.

821
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:30,420
I mean...

822
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,500
Doesn't matter.

823
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,860
If you got rid of the dirt in the water,

824
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,420
it'd still be full of water.

825
00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:37,060
And she's not going to go for a swim anytime soon, Tom.

826
00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:41,080
What's going on?

827
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:43,420
Thanks, Tom.

828
00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,660
I mean, it would be great if you aren't watching

829
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:49,540
the fucking game that I'm playing there.

830
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,740
He seems to know his way around.

831
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:54,680
I'm just...

832
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,360
I'm going to be watching the soccer there for a couple of hours.

833
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,240
So I might not be able to do fuck all for you.

834
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,080
He seems to know his way around.

835
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:06,120
No help to me whatsoever in any shape or form.

836
00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:07,580
Anonymous. Thank you very much.

837
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,140
It's not junk.

838
00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,420
The locker is filled with junk.

839
00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,580
No, it's not junk.

840
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:13,740
It looks like somebody's stuff.

841
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:14,440
Who's saying that?

842
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,980
And OSW is there with the facts of the matter at hand, lads.

843
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,020
This is picking up a playthrough from over five years ago.

844
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:31,820
April 29th, 2019.

845
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,160
Played it for 90 minutes.

846
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:37,640
Got bored and left.

847
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:41,300
I just thought,

848
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,220
it's not for me.

849
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,900
It's not for streaming.

850
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,300
But now, do you know what?

851
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:47,180
Five years later,

852
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,560
I feel like it's for streaming.

853
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:50,480
Tom.

854
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,120
It's great to see you giving it a lash again.

855
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,180
And fulfilling your duty as well.

856
00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:58,120
Because you've got to remember,

857
00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,420
back in 2019,

858
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,020
there might have been a few people

859
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,960
who would have watched and thought,

860
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,220
I'm going to watch the rest of this now.

861
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:05,880
And they might have said,

862
00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,300
well done, thanks for playing this game.

863
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,140
They might have even thrown you a tip

864
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:10,680
based on the fact you're playing the game.

865
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:12,040
You know?

866
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:15,120
And now you're fulfilling your God's honest duty.

867
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,220
Honest to God.

868
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,140
And I've transferred the fucking save over

869
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,320
from my thing.

870
00:48:23,420 --> 00:48:24,300
And it's not there.

871
00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:24,940
But it doesn't matter

872
00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:26,440
because I'm save scum in any way

873
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,140
using the save state.

874
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:30,700
I didn't want to create it.

875
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,400
I hope that hasn't created a brand new memory card

876
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,100
and wiped over the old memory card

877
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:39,900
that had data from the getaway on it.

878
00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,380
The getaway is another game

879
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,460
that still needs to be played.

880
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,100
Just in from the Christmas market in Nice.

881
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,500
Shout out to my partner, Yvonne,

882
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:52,360
for buying me a hape of Van Schaude.

883
00:48:52,780 --> 00:48:54,280
Thanks, Francis.

884
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:54,940
Love the streams.

885
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,120
Van Schaude.

886
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,400
I don't know how you pronounce Schaude

887
00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,640
on Francais,

888
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,340
but I think it does mean cold.

889
00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:02,520
So cold wine.

890
00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:03,980
Or Schaude is hot, is it?

891
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:04,740
Hot wine.

892
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,960
I mean, that would make sense

893
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,380
with it being Christmas wine,

894
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,700
mulled wine and not...

895
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,800
not cold wine,

896
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,100
which is just general wine

897
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,100
because you just say van.

898
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:16,540
van.

899
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,260
Aaron Flood, thank you very much.

900
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:20,760
Always enjoy a survival horror game.

901
00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:21,560
What's this here?

902
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,560
There's some kerosene left in the heater.

903
00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:26,400
Looks like if I had some sort of container,

904
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,480
I could take it with me.

905
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:31,180
So we need to find a little container for that.

906
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:33,520
I'm going to get rid of them all from her hands at the moment.

907
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,100
I'd like her to be holding...

908
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,640
a gun.

909
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:43,560
I feel as though that's just the safest protocol at this moment in time.

910
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
she's got that gun going.

911
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:50,100
She's got that gun going and you can do that 360 degree movement without her even moving her feet.

912
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,680
That's some moonwalking stuff there.

913
00:49:52,780 --> 00:50:00,680
But even wacko jacko had to do some sort of fucking hypnotic movements with his feet.

914
00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:04,880
He had to put the pressure on the ball of his foot to make his body slide backwards.

915
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:05,780
You know?

916
00:50:06,620 --> 00:50:08,240
Cruel situation is right, Francis.

917
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,080
Stream or the United Arsenal match.

918
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,460
Okay, so that's a...

919
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,540
That's a rhetorical thing that you're saying.

920
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,320
Thank you very much for watching, though.

921
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,860
Anonymous, thanks very much for the worm.

922
00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:22,080
Hello from Scotland, Alan Hansen's homeland.

923
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:23,500
Great stuff.

924
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:26,020
And I believe it's Hansen as well.

925
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,080
You put Hanson,

926
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:31,960
which is more of a kind of a Mbop situation,

927
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,240
whereas Hansen is more of a...

928
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,400
a kind of...

929
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,360
what would you call that?

930
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,060
Scandi.

931
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,120
It's got Scandinavian influences,

932
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,480
as does a lot of the east of Scotland.

933
00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,720
You know, with all that...

934
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,760
men, fishermen and stuff like that.

935
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,400
And then, you know,

936
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:51,080
just lending different words and language from the Scandis as well,

937
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,920
like bairn,

938
00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:56,420
which is for baby or child in Swedish, I think,

939
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,340
or maybe Norwegian.

940
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:58,920
But bairns...

941
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:04,040
also means slang, Scottish slangs for kids.

942
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,040
And then there's...

943
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:07,260
a lot of other words as well.

944
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:10,880
No, that's it.

945
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,320
That's all I fucking know.

946
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:14,160
But I know that information

947
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,180
because when I was reading that Dan...

948
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:17,660
the Dennis Nielsen book,

949
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,940
it was saying how his lineage...

950
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,560
Nielsen, that was a kind of a Danish name.

951
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,280
fucking hell.

952
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,980
We need to move...

953
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:28,500
We need to move fast and we need to...

954
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,280
I'm not gonna bother taking these guys out.

955
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,460
I'm not...

956
00:51:34,460 --> 00:51:36,760
I'm happy with the running away right now.

957
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,640
I don't think I need to bother with these guys.

958
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:44,600
This is nasty, isn't it?

959
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,740
This is Dennis Nielsen shit.

960
00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:52,520
I was pure Dennis Nielsen.

961
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,180
Fuck that, man.

962
00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,100
You'd need a little bit of a break after that.

963
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,120
Tom.

964
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,640
You wouldn't indeed.

965
00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:04,540
You wouldn't know what the hell's going on in there.

966
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,840
You get yourself a few moments to calm down and...

967
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,180
collaborate the senses there.

968
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,880
Maybe even have a little bite of a banana.

969
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,500
Sup of a...

970
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,720
Sup of a soft drink.

971
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,640
And then fucking head back in.

972
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,860
You might have to take out the shotgun.

973
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,120
Are you handy with the steel?

974
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,160
I earn...

975
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,080
I earn my keep.

976
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,760
I earn my keep, Tom.

977
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,320
Yep.

978
00:52:26,540 --> 00:52:28,420
You better stick with the steel.

979
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,100
And I'm not talking about the steel pipe.

980
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,480
Get out the...

981
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,500
Get out the double barrel.

982
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:34,260
And give it sacks.

983
00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:36,720
There was three different types of creature in there.

984
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,420
You need to fucking tell them.

985
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:40,720
You need to tell them I sent you.

986
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:43,520
I will indeed.

987
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,180
Thank you very much for that, Tom, as well.

988
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:46,000
It's great to have you here.

989
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,120
A creepy clown.

990
00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:50,260
A creepy clown.

991
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,500
A creepy clown.

992
00:52:53,940 --> 00:52:54,860
A creepy clown.

993
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,140
And do I have the creepy clown button there?

994
00:52:59,320 --> 00:52:59,720
Fuck.

995
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,620
Don't tell me I got rid of that.

996
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:10,680
Don't have the fucking creepy clown button.

997
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:19,320
I mean, it's probably for the best because I do spam it to the point of extinction, you know?

998
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:21,960
Oh, here we go.

999
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,520
I have it.

1000
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,400
Just not playing on my thing at the moment.

1001
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,020
Maybe there.

1002
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,440
The creepy clown.

1003
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:33,960
The nun.

1004
00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:34,700
The grim reaper.

1005
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,380
The werewolf.

1006
00:53:35,460 --> 00:53:35,920
The vampire.

1007
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:36,840
The zombie.

1008
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:37,600
Wednesday.

1009
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,900
Wednesday Addams.

1010
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,900
Probably Addams Family.

1011
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,080
Great stuff.

1012
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,180
It's great to have that back as well, you know?

1013
00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:47,280
Great to have that back.

1014
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:50,800
It's great to have that back.

1015
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:57,680
So it's very quiet now outside that room, but we do know there's a lot of loud noises, and that just...

1016
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,660
It's so Japanistic, you know?

1017
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:04,120
The way those guys create that sort of feeling.

1018
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:07,120
It's a real vibe, as people do be saying nowadays.

1019
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:08,080
It's a real vibe.

1020
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:10,180
And not a nice one as well.

1021
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:13,820
Got a lot of disconcerting about it.

1022
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:16,300
It's got a lot of unease.

1023
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,200
It's chilling.

1024
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:25,820
And it's spooky as well, but I've got a shotgun, and that will put paid to the spooky devices of many a cunt.

1025
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:30,020
I've seen it happen before, and I've been the one pulling the trigger.

1026
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,100
Get them while you can.

1027
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,240
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

1028
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,320
Shotty Too Hotty.

1029
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:36,140
The last day for Tom's hot dog.

1030
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,840
It's unsettling as well, Simon.

1031
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:38,320
You're right.

1032
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:41,700
To use another descriptive.

1033
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:44,360
But what we will do...

1034
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:48,180
Is unsettle the unsettled right now.

1035
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:56,200
I'm going after that fucking spindle.

1036
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,480
It's a spindle, Roger.

1037
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,340
Fuck, now I'm getting sliced.

1038
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,640
What the hell is that?

1039
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,640
Like a...

1040
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,420
Yeah.

1041
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:13,920
And now I'll switch...

1042
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:14,920
Switch to a nicer...

1043
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:16,480
Maul.

1044
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,740
I am deeply disturbed, and I need help now.

1045
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,440
Please.

1046
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,940
What's the number for help?

1047
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,520
Getting fucked up here by...

1048
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:30,560
I don't know what they are.

1049
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,280
Absolutely creeled.

1050
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,320
Swing your mole.

1051
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,660
What's going on, Gary?

1052
00:55:55,660 --> 00:56:00,360
Oh, absolutely demonic scenes right now.

1053
00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:01,780
At this moment in time.

1054
00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:05,200
I don't know how you're going to deal with the demonic presences.

1055
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,740
Making the way down the left and right side.

1056
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:08,520
The teaming up.

1057
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,620
The link up plays.

1058
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:10,620
It's expressive.

1059
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:11,580
It's beautiful.

1060
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,640
And really nice.

1061
00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:15,120
You just need to fucking swing your mole at them.

1062
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:17,700
Keep swinging your mole at them now.

1063
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:18,300
Fast.

1064
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,280
And hard.

1065
00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:22,320
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1066
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:32,680
It's just the sound of metal gates closing and opening.

1067
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:40,620
Just an ever, never-ending fucking sense of uncertainty.

1068
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,600
A vilification of the soul.

1069
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:46,460
And a real indictment of the Japanese mindset as well.

1070
00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:51,860
I don't want to be leveling accusations of horror at an entire nation.

1071
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:54,240
But what were they eating?

1072
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,800
You know, when they made this.

1073
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,880
How did they come up with this stuff?

1074
00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,160
I suppose there's been...

1075
00:56:59,160 --> 00:56:59,920
Let's not forget.

1076
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,160
There's been a lot of bad stuff.

1077
00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,500
And probably the most horrific.

1078
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,380
You've seen it with Oppenheimer there.

1079
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,200
That whole situation.

1080
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,600
If that doesn't...

1081
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,360
If that doesn't put the willies up you.

1082
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,320
And create a fucking mindset.

1083
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,100
A dark mindset.

1084
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:16,760
What will?

1085
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:18,420
But listen to this.

1086
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:19,700
Lovely bit of shoegaze.

1087
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,580
Lovely bit of PJ Harvey-esque shit here.

1088
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:27,080
Wait for the bird to start singing in a minute.

1089
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,280
Blue sky to forever.

1090
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,020
The green grass blows in the wind.

1091
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:42,820
Dancing.

1092
00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:47,320
It would be a much better sight.

1093
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,780
With you.

1094
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,180
With me.

1095
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,460
If you hadn't met me.

1096
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,780
I'd be fine on my own, baby.

1097
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,200
Never felt so lonely.

1098
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:02,880
Then you came along.

1099
00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:06,240
So now what should I do?

1100
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,240
I'm strung out.

1101
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,660
Addicted to you.

1102
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,860
My body aches.

1103
00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:13,280
Now that you're gone.

1104
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,220
My supply fell through.

1105
00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:20,020
You let me give me everything.

1106
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:22,300
You had more.

1107
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,660
You craved my heart.

1108
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:26,240
Just turn that off.

1109
00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,520
It's fucking shite, man.

1110
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,340
I don't know what was going on there.

1111
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,400
My mic was going really low.

1112
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,900
when PJ Harvey was playing.

1113
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,600
And now when it's back to this,

1114
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:36,760
my mic isn't low.

1115
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,280
But listen to that music as well.

1116
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,740
Just this.

1117
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:42,000
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

1118
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:43,540
Get them while you can.

1119
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:44,980
Yeah.

1120
00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:48,640
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dogs.

1121
00:58:50,020 --> 00:59:06,880
Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo.

1122
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:17,380
Really good stuff. I like that one. Evan, thank you very much. And Maul Simon, happy Christmas. You've no idea how much joy. Thank you very much for the precious memories you say. Thank you very much.

1123
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:37,060
I say to you for the tip, and Evan, hope the cabal can't suppress a getaway stream. Your rhetoric will smother you, chocolate starfish. Thank you very much. Hope the cabal can't suppress a getaway stream for much longer. Francis, thank you very much for the tip there. Look, the PCSX emulator is up and running in full force.

1124
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:56,980
And if I've got the save game file, it might be time to go back to the fucking nasty slags of the East End. Bad lads, nasty men. Sparky. Charlie Jolson. Charlie Jolson's girls.

1125
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:09,060
And some other names as well. I can't even remember the rest of the names. Get well nori. Thank you very much for the tip. And chocolate starfish has ominous and unsettling sounds.

1126
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:18,920
Ooh. And you've wrote that out with like 15 different letters to emphasize the different noises in the word.

1127
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:30,600
Let's continue. Although we can use our save scum, which is a beautiful feature of the emulator itself. We go straight into our save scum. Load slot one.

1128
01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:42,500
And back to this room. Or rum. As some posh people say, I think, over in Britain.

1129
01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:48,360
And we've been through here. We've done that. We've seen that.

1130
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:52,840
We don't want any more of that. We just need to run to the end of the thing.

1131
01:00:53,260 --> 01:00:59,080
The thing is, those spindly, they're kind of like cockroaches, but they're not. They're spiders.

1132
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:05,760
They're weird. And they spin around in the air. And they're made of metal.

1133
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,220
I don't know what they are. I just want to get a few supplies from in here again.

1134
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:20,160
It would have actually been faster if we've just loaded the game from the save file I created on the memory card there,

1135
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,200
rather than going into the save scummary.

1136
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,880
Let's not worry about that. There's something scribbled all over the blackboard.

1137
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:31,000
But if it's faded and hard to read, it doesn't look important anyway.

1138
01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:34,120
Bit of Satan there.

1139
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,700
Bit of Satan on the wall there.

1140
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:42,460
And that's the image that I've used for a lot of the Silent Hill streams.

1141
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,360
But now I'm beginning to realize that it probably is a bit satanic.

1142
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:52,940
Maybe people might be thinking, is he trying to express some sort of promotion of the devil?

1143
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:58,820
Of the hoof-footed, furry little red man with a tail and a red arse.

1144
01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,540
And that's not what I'm about.

1145
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,580
But I'm interested, all right?

1146
01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:04,140
But I'm not promoting it.

1147
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:09,440
But I wouldn't really want to be fucking putting it out there that I was part of that sect, that set.

1148
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:13,000
VoteGermid. Thank you very much for the tip.

1149
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:16,800
Do you see the Sligo candidate, candidate, Germid, aka Strawman?

1150
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,920
He got 68 votes.

1151
01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:20,580
I haven't seen it, no, but I will have a look.

1152
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,320
I will have a little look at that flyer, you see.

1153
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,580
Shotgun all the way, I think, for this.

1154
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:32,020
Let's reload that biscuit and then give it to them.

1155
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:39,260
Have we equipped that?

1156
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,360
No.

1157
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,120
Her kicks.

1158
01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:00,080
Her kicks look weak, but they're actually strong.

1159
01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:03,220
And they do a nice, fair amount of damage.

1160
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:07,540
We still need to find the other spindle rodger, wherever he is.

1161
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,080
Although I think he might have been downgraded to a tiny spindle rodger.

1162
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:16,180
And he's just yapping at me now, so I can carefully just...

1163
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:16,940
Oh, no, I can hear him.

1164
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,520
You can hear him spinning around.

1165
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:19,760
Just like a bit of metal.

1166
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,280
It needs lubricating.

1167
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:23,240
Let's reload that.

1168
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:27,420
And take the pistol out for a spin.

1169
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:34,620
And when someone comes towards me, she'll aim, I hope.

1170
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:39,300
Yeah, sorry there.

1171
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:42,340
Just need to crank that down a little bit for ye there,

1172
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,580
because it's probably actually tearing your ears apart.

1173
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,740
It's tearing my ears apart.

1174
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,240
There's nothing I can do about that, though.

1175
01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:51,200
My sound is linked to the game.

1176
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,780
It's not linked to what you're hearing.

1177
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:54,160
Fucking hell.

1178
01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:05,340
Imagine being in this situation.

1179
01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:08,160
You would be absolutely shitting yourself.

1180
01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:10,900
You would be shitting yourself.

1181
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,460
I don't believe you if you said you wouldn't.

1182
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,500
I'm gonna switch to the shotty too hottie.

1183
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,960
This pistol doesn't seem to be giving me the fucking...

1184
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,940
credence I require.

1185
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,220
It's coming towards us.

1186
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:31,140
It's coming towards us.

1187
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,420
I think.

1188
01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:36,780
I've just shot a blank into no man's land there.

1189
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:37,680
There we go.

1190
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,120
That's you fucking dunzo.

1191
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,400
Stamp.

1192
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:41,560
Stamp.

1193
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:44,020
And he's still alive, the fucker.

1194
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:52,480
And the music there.

1195
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,860
The soundscape is drifting.

1196
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,240
Is fading away.

1197
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,560
And my pad.

1198
01:04:57,660 --> 01:05:00,640
The game pad there is giving me a kind of a heartbeat.

1199
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,100
pulsating vibration.

1200
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:07,060
To indicate that I need a little top up of health juice.

1201
01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:08,220
Or maybe one of these.

1202
01:05:08,340 --> 01:05:10,000
A medium sized health kit.

1203
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:10,740
First aid kit.

1204
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,960
You don't have smacked up brow needles in this game.

1205
01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,820
You only have health juice.

1206
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:16,540
Kombucha.

1207
01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:19,260
First aid situation.

1208
01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,040
And then.

1209
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:21,100
Ampoules.

1210
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:21,840
Which.

1211
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,380
It says this is the stuff.

1212
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,220
I don't know what you'd do with them.

1213
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,100
Whether you jab them into your arm or what.

1214
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:30,440
There's no indication of any sort of syringe like device.

1215
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:32,320
That you would utilize.

1216
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:32,960
Nevertheless.

1217
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,340
We're full up of good stuff there.

1218
01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,400
We're back to normal again.

1219
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,140
And what was the point of this room.

1220
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,140
Is what I'm asking right now.

1221
01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:44,760
Because we've.

1222
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,720
We've come up to.

1223
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,060
A dead end.

1224
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,620
Where there was a few beasts that needed slain.

1225
01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:51,520
We did the slain.

1226
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:52,620
We got the slain done.

1227
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:56,140
And now I can't fucking see what we're meant to be even doing.

1228
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,760
What the whole point of this was.

1229
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,480
Just a dead end.

1230
01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,480
The Rizzler.

1231
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,440
Thank you very much for the Michael Burke there.

1232
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,360
What a waste of time this room was.

1233
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,180
And a pain in the hole as well.

1234
01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:13,800
Unless there's some sort of thing that you have to do.

1235
01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:17,620
Maybe you have to fill this up.

1236
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:17,780
Look.

1237
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:18,340
There's a little.

1238
01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:21,320
There's an indication on the wall there.

1239
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:21,580
Of a.

1240
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:22,340
Like.

1241
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:23,300
Two meters.

1242
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:23,860
Three.

1243
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,080
Two point five meters.

1244
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:26,880
Or yards.

1245
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,680
Definitely not yards.

1246
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:37,600
Thank you very much.

1247
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,820
Do you ever go ghost hunting?

1248
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:39,080
Yeah.

1249
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:40,440
Look.

1250
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:40,740
I've.

1251
01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:42,040
I wouldn't rule it out.

1252
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:42,860
I've never done it.

1253
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,380
I've never done it.

1254
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,320
But I might do.

1255
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:47,200
Maybe a bit of Christmas ghost hunting.

1256
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,280
Investigations of the paranormal kind.

1257
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:53,040
Why not?

1258
01:06:53,220 --> 01:06:53,580
Let's.

1259
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:54,460
Let's give it a lash.

1260
01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:54,860
But I mean.

1261
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,220
You'd want one of those cameras that has.

1262
01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:58,900
Infrared.

1263
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,700
Night vision on them.

1264
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,180
Now I don't own one of those.

1265
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,020
Now I did have a.

1266
01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:09,620
A Sony.

1267
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,200
Handheld camcorder device.

1268
01:07:12,980 --> 01:07:13,680
Years ago.

1269
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,620
And that was Mini DV cassette tapes.

1270
01:07:15,820 --> 01:07:17,580
And that had the night vision built in.

1271
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:19,860
There's some kerosene left in the heater.

1272
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:20,740
Looks like.

1273
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:20,960
Oh yeah.

1274
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:21,580
I've been here before.

1275
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:22,960
So I don't have the container.

1276
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,960
Tommy and Francis go ghost hunting.

1277
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,680
I just don't know how that would work.

1278
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:32,700
You know.

1279
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:33,340
We can't really.

1280
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,900
We can't ever seem to get you into the same room as this time.

1281
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:41,340
That's that.

1282
01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:43,380
Is that something you said to her?

1283
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:43,580
Yeah.

1284
01:07:46,060 --> 01:07:49,500
Thanks very much for that Tom.

1285
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:50,600
I hope you're getting on well.

1286
01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,300
The lovely phalanx.

1287
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:53,620
That you have.

1288
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,000
And there's a couple of ampoules there.

1289
01:07:56,100 --> 01:07:56,720
Or health drinks.

1290
01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:58,740
That I missed out the first time around.

1291
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:04,500
We will resort to checking the map again there.

1292
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,780
Which is going to tell us to move at pace.

1293
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,880
I'd say we might move at pace.

1294
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,700
Can I zoom in on this?

1295
01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:12,200
You can.

1296
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:13,460
And that's it.

1297
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:13,600
Yeah.

1298
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:14,160
So we go up there.

1299
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,360
We take a left.

1300
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,000
Through those doors.

1301
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:18,840
And then.

1302
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:19,760
Down the corridor.

1303
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,560
Take a right.

1304
01:08:20,980 --> 01:08:22,100
And there's some new.

1305
01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:23,380
Empty corridor space.

1306
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:24,160
Which we haven't.

1307
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:25,560
Ventured down.

1308
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,720
Which is very promising.

1309
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,000
At this stage of the game.

1310
01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:32,960
I have to say.

1311
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,620
I'm a little bit worried when it does that.

1312
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,720
It pauses during those little cut scenes there.

1313
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,120
Freaks me out.

1314
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,080
The game is going to crash.

1315
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,000
It's the cupboard again.

1316
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,080
Lock is broken.

1317
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,260
What's the story here.

1318
01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:06,040
A toolbox.

1319
01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:10,180
Great stuff.

1320
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,060
Fuck all jump scares.

1321
01:09:15,220 --> 01:09:18,100
Really compared to the remake of Resident Evil 2.

1322
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,600
But what it lacks for.

1323
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,600
In the jump scares.

1324
01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,180
It's definitely made up for.

1325
01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:24,500
In.

1326
01:09:25,180 --> 01:09:25,600
In.

1327
01:09:25,980 --> 01:09:26,680
Ambience.

1328
01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:27,420
And.

1329
01:09:28,620 --> 01:09:29,160
Mood.

1330
01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,400
I've been in there.

1331
01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:34,680
That's.

1332
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:34,680
That's.

1333
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:34,720
That's.

1334
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:35,200
We're.

1335
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:35,520
We're.

1336
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,840
We're heading down this way.

1337
01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:39,040
We're heading down that way.

1338
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,140
To that door down there.

1339
01:09:41,940 --> 01:09:42,220
One on.

1340
01:09:42,380 --> 01:09:43,180
Pass one on the left.

1341
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:43,900
Pass one on the right.

1342
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,120
And it's the next one on the left.

1343
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,540
Passed one on the left here.

1344
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:56,780
No.

1345
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,800
What's the dead end?

1346
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,700
It's a fucking maze isn't it?

1347
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:07,700
It's back.

1348
01:10:14,060 --> 01:10:15,200
It's got that late.

1349
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:17,880
It has a late 90s PS1 walking noise.

1350
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:18,860
Nostalgia at its finest.

1351
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,920
Would you be surprised there.

1352
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:21,580
The other Jeff.

1353
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,180
I told you.

1354
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:23,840
It's actually a PS2.

1355
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:24,520
Title.

1356
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,740
Would you be surprised about that?

1357
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:32,320
I mean.

1358
01:10:32,420 --> 01:10:34,120
It does look a little bit PS1ish.

1359
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:34,500
As well.

1360
01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:35,020
At times.

1361
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,200
Oh fuck.

1362
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:36,740
Fuck.

1363
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,040
Fuck.

1364
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:38,280
Fuck off.

1365
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:39,240
Get away.

1366
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,560
I just need to stop there.

1367
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:42,140
For a moment.

1368
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:42,400
And.

1369
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:43,920
Maybe have another little sip.

1370
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,360
Of the.

1371
01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:46,500
Apple and Elderflower.

1372
01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:48,440
Vite it drink.

1373
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,320
That I got from.

1374
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,160
A little earlier on.

1375
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:50,460
It's.

1376
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:52,040
The great knock off.

1377
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,660
I think I will just take.

1378
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,520
A lovely.

1379
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,460
Bite of banana there.

1380
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,740
Just to boost.

1381
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:13,480
My self esteem.

1382
01:11:13,780 --> 01:11:15,260
Going into that situation.

1383
01:11:16,260 --> 01:11:17,980
I don't want to take them on.

1384
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,600
I don't want to fight those guys.

1385
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,060
I prefer to just dodge.

1386
01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:31,380
But I'm not going in there without a.

1387
01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:32,380
Definitive.

1388
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:34,940
Look.

1389
01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:39,380
Okay.

1390
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:40,020
So I get it.

1391
01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:40,980
I turn right.

1392
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,100
I turn right.

1393
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:48,760
Yeah, I turn right. I turn right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I turn right.

1394
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,940
When I go through, I turn right and I run like fuck.

1395
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:07,620
We left them for dead. They're down the end. Let them at it. Let them do what they want to do down there.

1396
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,000
Whatever it is they do, do.

1397
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:27,780
I don't even know what their grudge is or who sent them or how they got the way they got. It's never really explained, but we can now hear some more guttural stroke metallic pain.

1398
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:35,360
I have been down here. I remember killing these cunts and those guys as well.

1399
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:55,540
That's why you've always got to keep your eyes open.

1400
01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,340
And watch your ass.

1401
01:12:57,340 --> 01:13:02,120
Thank you very much there, Anonymous. Have the old Christmas party tomorrow, Francis. Any advice?

1402
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:07,380
It's a bit weird to have their fucking Christmas party on a Thursday, is it?

1403
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:16,800
But, uh, just don't get so fucking pissed that you're out in the freezing cold.

1404
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:23,500
And you don't know what to do and you end up getting pneumonia or hypothermia or whatever it is.

1405
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,400
That's what I would say.

1406
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:24,400
That's what I would say.

1407
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:24,400
That's what I would say.

1408
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400
That's what I would say.

1409
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:32,200
When you're really going on a big piss up, you forget about the cold in a big way.

1410
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:40,100
I'm going to take the steel pipe to these guys. I think I'm going to really enjoy the pipe.

1411
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,020
Oh fuck, there's no room to swing it.

1412
01:13:50,600 --> 01:14:14,400
A few follow-up steps to the head there and another one here. I can hear a bigger one. There's a granddaddy of them knocking around stalking the fucking corridors.

1413
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:33,720
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you very much party Bob there and anonymous as well thank you very much

1414
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:40,280
for the tips lads very very kind yeah sounds like lambing is right it's really gone to town with the

1415
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:48,080
sounds nice dodge from the look at them dodging he's learnt to fucking dodge bobbing and weaving

1416
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:56,960
doesn't even have any eyes he just has an orifice on his head it's like an arse like an anus on his

1417
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:03,800
face no eyes no mouth just an arse but it's it's eating you so it's doing the opposite instead of

1418
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:09,860
like shitting stuff out it's actually wanting to shit in and where does it shit then you know there

1419
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:14,500
is no doesn't really look like there's any orifice between its legs not that I've been looking or

1420
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:21,260
anything like that but it doesn't seem to be anatomically logical but as is the way with this

1421
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:28,700
crazy game not much does make sense some of the times indeed a lot of the times they did all the

1422
01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:39,400
times. And look again, we're faced with yet another diabolical situation. Does it ever stop?

1423
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:44,920
We need answers. And is the government going to tackle this, this problem? Especially,

1424
01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:51,320
there isn't even going to be a government until after Christmas. But have they formulated a plan?

1425
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:57,680
A plan at least. Now, what I'm looking at here, lads, on this map is, I think I'm floundering.

1426
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:02,680
It's not floundering. I need to get to this corridor right here, this little one. We turn left,

1427
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:07,240
and then go left again. That's fine. That's all we need to say. I didn't need to make a big

1428
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:22,420
fucking deal about it. No need to make a deal about it at all. More, more stuff is happening.

1429
01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:25,880
Left again and down to the end.

1430
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:27,960
Oh!

1431
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,380
Get up!

1432
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:33,520
Oh, God.

1433
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:50,140
Oh, fuck off. What's that? I don't even know what that one was. And where's the door? Is there not a door to the left? No? You can't get through there! It's a waste of time! It's a waste of fucking time!

1434
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:56,880
Absolute waste of time! I don't even know where...

1435
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:05,880
There's a door in that last corridor there. We go left. We go back up to the door that we came through. Back up to the one we came through.

1436
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:31,720
shitty creatures. Bit of a miniature one there, miniature shitter. Miniature shitter. Lock

1437
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:41,880
is broken. My heart is broken. My fucking heart is broken. Because we can't go through...

1438
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:48,880
There's another floor to this em-puzzlement. So there is. So we go down...

1439
01:17:48,880 --> 01:17:55,880
*Groans*

1440
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:10,880
Fuck off you. Just find the staircase. We turn right and go through that door into the shitsville Tennessee. And then left...

1441
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,880
Oh yeah. Through this door, left, and then down into the corridor.

1442
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:17,880
*Groans*

1443
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,880
*Groans*

1444
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,880
*Groans*

1445
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:26,880
What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?

1446
01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:28,880
*Groans*

1447
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:32,880
*Groans*

1448
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,880
*Groans*

1449
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:34,880
*Groans*

1450
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,880
Fuck you

1451
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:55,480
Creepy clown the werewolf spinning the spindle Rogers

1452
01:18:56,120 --> 01:19:03,800
Spinance a metal yoke on the wall if we can two-legged airspace this Wednesday Adams from the Wednesday family

1453
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,800
Wednesday Adams from the Adams family

1454
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:14,420
Papa Roach cut my life into pieces my last resort

1455
01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:19,980
This is a waste of time I've gone all the way back to the train don't

1456
01:19:21,780 --> 01:19:25,420
Unless is it unless I have to do something on the train really not

1457
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:30,060
Really not go back to the train and just have a little look on the train there

1458
01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:40,400
Look at the angles the way onto this fucking train

1459
01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:50,540
Hey anything to be had at all on this train the doors one over the sides no conductor seat beyond here

1460
01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:05,520
The bottle is found in the first section of the underpass at the south western most corridor is a dead end pile with refuse

1461
01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:11,600
Among the garbage is a discarded wine rack with a bottle. I have the bottle. I have the bottle

1462
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:16,960
I so I have the fucking thing I have the bottle in my what a waste time. I've got that I have the bottle

1463
01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:26,380
Didn't even think that's what happens when you you've you play the game a night ago two nights ago whenever it was and I forgot that I actually had the container

1464
01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,260
Fucking waste of time now we have to go all the way back

1465
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:38,440
Just save scum it I say I said to deny save scum it we go like this to our PC sx2 emulation unit

1466
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:45,080
No, I won't say it's coming out just load game how would you load game?

1467
01:20:45,080 --> 01:21:06,600
You can't you have to die there's no load game option from the game you have to die and then you load game?

1468
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:16,280
I just can't remember the last time I save scum and I think it might mean if I did I

1469
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:21,380
Will just fucking run back was that I've killed a few enemies and that's gonna stand to me in the end of the game

1470
01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:23,380
It's gonna send to me in the end of the game

1471
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:26,480
I'll go here

1472
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:34,540
Right right no but yeah no yeah yeah right right and then left yeah

1473
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,760
Fuck you get up

1474
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:48,760
That's us

1475
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:02,860
Feather head 99 that's a very short skirt says feather head who are you Greg Wallace?

1476
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:10,480
Been waiting to use that one on anyone that makes any sort of fucking comment. That's a bit. It's a bit Greg

1477
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:20,640
Let's have a look at the map there and see what we do there then we go through that one and then a left

1478
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,320
And then

1479
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:35,420
Well, that's interesting that little corridor there down to the right I wonder what goes on there, but that's not waste time

1480
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,120
You've been cock socked

1481
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:51,180
Thank you very much a Google user for the rhetoric the creepy clown is comforting

1482
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:59,760
I just hear the soft soothing sounds the creepy clown on a night before I go to sleep my head is the alone

1483
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,640
Play the sound of the clown

1484
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,880
Nasty nasty nasty nasty noise that nasty fucking noise

1485
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,840
You've been Wallace'd you're gonna get Greg'd

1486
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:23,080
Gregory pecked

1487
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:46,860
and now again with the sounds of the covered man that's the bottle we have

1488
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:55,560
the bottle we're ready to fucking do business with the gasoline not in this

1489
01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:00,840
room next room gasoline into the bottle then back to the pump room pump out the

1490
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:04,560
water go down the ladder and it looks like the pace is back in town Johnny

1491
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:09,660
bollocks thank you very much for the tip the pace is back in town the pace is back

1492
01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:20,580
in town bound bound the pace is back in town the pace is back in town a bit a bit a

1493
01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:26,520
bit I've got a fucking juicy bulletproof as well I haven't even used it I'm doing

1494
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:34,060
really well let's use this wine bottle there I put kerosene into the wine bottle got an oil-filled

1495
01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:42,260
wine bottle an oil-filled bottle oh just wouldn't you know someone's decided to invite themselves

1496
01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:50,520
over the uninvited guests let's entertain them yeah with a fucking slice of Buckshot and Maul

1497
01:24:50,520 --> 01:25:01,840
the new comedy duo little scratch of the septum and let's go to work well maybe we'll put a fucking

1498
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:07,620
health juice into us first thank you very much grab him by the Wallace thank you very much there

1499
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:19,540
Wallace and all the Wallace's we wish you a very merry Wallace you're gonna get Wallace this guy here

1500
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:25,600
he's gonna get fucking steel piped might even leave a bit of beef jerky down for him see what that does

1501
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:37,240
wonder will he will he go for the jerky ha ha he's going for the jerky it's time to use the pipe on a

1502
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:43,900
on a thing that's going for the jerky this is it this is it this is what we've waited for

1503
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:54,000
for haha enjoying the jerky yeah you jerk creepy clown fuck off got a bit of

1504
01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:06,100
got a bit of spunk ha dead now though lovely stuff what a fool that creature

1505
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:12,580
was I've the utmost respect for all living things don't want to undignify it

1506
01:26:12,580 --> 01:26:17,320
but I mean not a very dignified life having an arse for a face going around

1507
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:25,000
eating fucking handouts of jerky and as for this fucker over here I think it's

1508
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:32,760
gonna be another slice of the same I wonder if we can bring him down lure him

1509
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,200
down to the jerky over here

1510
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:40,900
no

1511
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:51,880
let's put the jerky there and see if our friend likes to snack

1512
01:26:51,880 --> 01:27:05,680
lovely stuff oh fuck there's a cunt behind me there's a fucker behind me and that was hubris

1513
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:09,460
and he two of them can't go for the same jerky

1514
01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:22,420
yeah

1515
01:27:22,420 --> 01:27:30,040
he's at the jerky he's back up he's hopefully that hasn't given him health

1516
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:58,600
what a shitty little idiot I think there's another one down the end here no I'd have gone scumbags aren't they what's this nice footprints blood bloody shoes

1517
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:01,220
that I'm wearing now.

1518
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,400
Fucking hell.

1519
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,000
Let's use our bottle of oil there inside the machine.

1520
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:28,480
Beautiful sound there of oil decanting from a wine bottle.

1521
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:30,660
I wouldn't have made that sound.

1522
01:28:30,780 --> 01:28:32,420
I would have gone for more of a glug.

1523
01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:39,560
I wouldn't have done that, but they did a great job with the sound.

1524
01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:41,100
I only need to switch the fucking thing on.

1525
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,960
It was a pleasant enough sound.

1526
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:46,800
What's this now?

1527
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,080
Chateau Neuf de Pipe.

1528
01:28:54,180 --> 01:28:56,000
Pipe Blaster 5000.

1529
01:28:56,000 --> 01:29:00,800
Lovely turning mechanism there.

1530
01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,320
It's a mechanical wonder.

1531
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,260
It's a mechanical wonder.

1532
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:10,840
I wonder how long it took them to make that little situation there that we've just seen.

1533
01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:11,900
Probably a day or two.

1534
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:13,640
Probably a few days.

1535
01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,420
Thanks to that thing,

1536
01:29:17,500 --> 01:29:20,440
all the water has been finally drained out of the hole.

1537
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:26,320
It looks like I'll be able to get down there now, if I can stand the smell that is.

1538
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:51,580
And that's a real soggy footstep.

1539
01:29:51,580 --> 01:29:53,800
That's a lovely soggy sound.

1540
01:29:55,260 --> 01:30:03,200
Can you imagine a Japanese fella over there in Silent Hill Towers in a little room?

1541
01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:05,740
Just making all these sounds.

1542
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:13,000
I'd like to see that documentary.

1543
01:30:13,660 --> 01:30:15,660
This must be where the water gets drained out.

1544
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:16,400
Okay.

1545
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,460
Grab him by the Wallace.

1546
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,060
Thank you very much for the tip.

1547
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:29,800
I think I actually said thank you already.

1548
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:30,520
Yeah.

1549
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,980
But I just want to make sure.

1550
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:37,560
But it might be the same guy who did the sounds,

1551
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:42,660
who worked as the senior vibrologist on Silent Hill 2 Remake.

1552
01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:45,300
Although, maybe not because that was Bloober Team.

1553
01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:47,260
As you know.

1554
01:30:47,660 --> 01:30:49,720
There's still a few different endings to that game,

1555
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:52,520
which I might have a quick look at as well.

1556
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:53,560
Just a palate cleanse.

1557
01:30:56,240 --> 01:31:02,480
It wouldn't really be much of a palate cleansation because it's going to be the same vibe.

1558
01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:08,940
Can you get the dog ending, Conrad, in the new, in the remake game?

1559
01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:14,100
And if so, how would you achieve the dog ending?

1560
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:25,640
Akira Yamawaka worked on SH 1-3 and the remake of 2, really.

1561
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:31,340
I wonder was he put up in a nice hotel over in Holland.

1562
01:31:37,220 --> 01:31:39,560
We did get the minder ending is right,

1563
01:31:40,380 --> 01:31:44,220
which was a special one in a million situation.

1564
01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:46,540
Nobody else gets that ending apart from me.

1565
01:31:49,380 --> 01:31:50,980
The Arthur Daly ending.

1566
01:31:51,860 --> 01:31:54,440
The Dennis Waterman special.

1567
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,720
Haven't played... I would hope so, not sure.

1568
01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:03,680
Haven't played the remake, just watch you do it.

1569
01:32:04,340 --> 01:32:04,760
Okay.

1570
01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:10,880
We're in a sewer.

1571
01:32:12,460 --> 01:32:13,180
What else?

1572
01:32:16,220 --> 01:32:16,700
Okay.

1573
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:22,040
Nintendo's Game Boy.

1574
01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:27,200
So, you're...

1575
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,860
Oh, you're in the water now.

1576
01:32:29,020 --> 01:32:29,800
Okay, okay.

1577
01:32:29,940 --> 01:32:30,600
It's...

1578
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:31,820
You're going to get your feet wet.

1579
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:33,060
And, uh...

1580
01:32:33,060 --> 01:32:33,640
Who's that?

1581
01:32:33,780 --> 01:32:35,100
You've got to kill that guy, right?

1582
01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:35,460
He's...

1583
01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:36,640
He's an enemy, right?

1584
01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:37,900
Uh-huh.

1585
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:38,620
Uh-huh.

1586
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:39,120
Okay.

1587
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,600
Just going to fucking not bother with them.

1588
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:44,900
Let them do what they want.

1589
01:32:47,280 --> 01:32:48,540
Let them do what...

1590
01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:49,500
As they will, yeah.

1591
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,280
They've had a hard life.

1592
01:32:53,820 --> 01:32:55,000
And I can stay in here.

1593
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,660
I just can't fucking see anything, you know?

1594
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:00,520
What's the problem?

1595
01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:06,940
You're not a leggy jessib.

1596
01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:07,860
No, I'm not.

1597
01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:15,520
Well, there you go.

1598
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:19,420
That's put the fucking shits up a few people, no doubt.

1599
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,720
One of them being me, Tom.

1600
01:33:23,660 --> 01:33:24,620
Yep, I heard it.

1601
01:33:24,740 --> 01:33:25,880
It sounded guttural.

1602
01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,280
It sounded ethereal.

1603
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:28,440
It sounded nasty.

1604
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:29,880
Watch your hole.

1605
01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:33,200
I will.

1606
01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:35,040
And I just hope against hope.

1607
01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:37,440
My hole...

1608
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:40,100
Is protected here because...

1609
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:42,840
This looks like the same fucking place I came down.

1610
01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:51,940
Oh, it's not.

1611
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940
It's a different...

1612
01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:59,460
Look at that.

1613
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:00,880
There's a dead...

1614
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:03,520
It looks like an alligator man.

1615
01:34:03,940 --> 01:34:06,420
Like a dead alligator man.

1616
01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:07,860
It's got underpants on as well.

1617
01:34:08,660 --> 01:34:10,920
It looks like it's wearing shitty Y-fronts.

1618
01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,580
And it's got the head of an alligator in the arms.

1619
01:34:13,860 --> 01:34:15,520
Very beefy arms.

1620
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,940
So we've got that to look forward to.

1621
01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:19,960
Something is going to happen with that guy.

1622
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:26,640
That's a lot of garbage.

1623
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:28,720
Where the hell did it all come from?

1624
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:33,440
I guess this is all the stuff that gets tossed out into the sewers.

1625
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,760
Will you be re-wetting the bogs?

1626
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:36,600
Anaconda G.

1627
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:41,740
Thank you very much for the bog wetting ceremony of 2024.

1628
01:34:42,740 --> 01:34:43,520
Anaconda G.

1629
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:49,340
And we will be re-wetting many bogs into 2025 as well.

1630
01:34:49,340 --> 01:34:51,320
I hope that you can join us for those.

1631
01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:55,160
We've got a hair dryer which is a perfect start to the bog wetting season.

1632
01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:58,160
A wheelchair?

1633
01:34:58,160 --> 01:35:00,960
Why would a wheelchair be thrown out here?

1634
01:35:04,840 --> 01:35:05,840
It's a broken clock.

1635
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:07,840
This is from...

1636
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,400
The sewer too?

1637
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,440
Even so, it really stinks.

1638
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,980
It's going straight from my nose to my head.

1639
01:35:24,780 --> 01:35:25,940
Wasting my time around here.

1640
01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:26,800
I better get going.

1641
01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:27,820
Yeah, you're right.

1642
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:28,500
You're dead right.

1643
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,260
Don't even know what her name is.

1644
01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:32,720
Does anybody know what her name is in the game here?

1645
01:35:32,860 --> 01:35:34,240
I'm going to guess...

1646
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:35,320
Is it Hazel?

1647
01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:40,720
It's not Claire.

1648
01:35:41,940 --> 01:35:43,200
It's not Heather, is it?

1649
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,020
Oh, it is Heather.

1650
01:35:46,300 --> 01:35:47,100
Heather Mason.

1651
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:48,140
Cheryl.

1652
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:55,900
Is she the daughter of James?

1653
01:35:55,900 --> 01:35:57,900
Is she related to fucking...

1654
01:35:57,900 --> 01:35:59,020
James...

1655
01:35:59,020 --> 01:36:01,240
Oh, it's James Mason from the first game.

1656
01:36:02,180 --> 01:36:04,080
Oh, no, it's Harry Mason from the first game.

1657
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:07,560
And it's James Sunderland from the second.

1658
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:13,320
But she is the daughter of the fella

1659
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:18,040
from the first iteration of the Silent Hill trilogy.

1660
01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:22,060
And I think they should remake this game as well

1661
01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:24,080
because it seems to have a lot going for it

1662
01:36:24,080 --> 01:36:25,400
in terms of scope.

1663
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:28,480
It doesn't have the same story,

1664
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,580
even though the story is a little...

1665
01:36:30,580 --> 01:36:34,560
It's pure mentalness in Silent Hill 2.

1666
01:36:34,560 --> 01:36:41,480
This has not got as much story going for it.

1667
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:45,960
It was clear-cut in Silent Hill 2

1668
01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:47,500
that you were looking for your dead wife.

1669
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:49,760
Get out of that.

1670
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,900
Get away from me.

1671
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,680
But it's not as really clear-cut

1672
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:55,140
as what's going on in this one.

1673
01:36:55,380 --> 01:36:56,520
Where she is or where she is...

1674
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:58,000
What's her motivation, you know?

1675
01:36:58,060 --> 01:36:59,460
I don't even know where she's headed for.

1676
01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:02,040
All I know is I met a fucking private dick

1677
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:03,580
and the danger.

1678
01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:04,080
Keep out.

1679
01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:07,200
This was probably pasted on that door there.

1680
01:37:07,300 --> 01:37:08,600
I can see where it fell off.

1681
01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:10,420
Keep out, it says.

1682
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,100
Maybe there is some story we haven't discovered yet,

1683
01:37:19,180 --> 01:37:21,080
but I mean, definitely it's a slow burner.

1684
01:37:22,100 --> 01:37:23,240
The drawer is open too.

1685
01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:25,020
It's only filled with boring documents.

1686
01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:27,520
I've got a heartbeat, vibration,

1687
01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:31,360
vibration, pulsating situation in the pad.

1688
01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:35,040
Need to use a couple of medicine drinks.

1689
01:37:35,740 --> 01:37:36,740
Yeah, medicine drinks.

1690
01:37:36,740 --> 01:37:47,740
*I'm not going to work on the train*

1691
01:37:47,740 --> 01:37:57,740
*Incoherent music*

1692
01:37:57,740 --> 01:38:01,740
*Oooow*

1693
01:38:01,740 --> 01:38:12,740
*Incoherent music*

1694
01:38:12,740 --> 01:38:13,740
*Incoherent music*

1695
01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:14,740
*Incoherent music*

1696
01:38:14,740 --> 01:38:16,740
It's alright, it's okay, it's okay.

1697
01:38:16,740 --> 01:38:21,740
*Incoherent music*

1698
01:38:21,740 --> 01:38:22,740
Get scared.

1699
01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:24,740
*Incoherent music*

1700
01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:26,740
*Incoherent music*

1701
01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,740
*Incoherent music*

1702
01:38:28,740 --> 01:38:49,740
*Incoherent music*

1703
01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,740
*Incoherent music*

1704
01:38:50,740 --> 01:38:58,640
what you need to do as well to really... Sorry, a bit of a burp. Hopefully it didn't register in the microphone there. I tried to

1705
01:38:59,240 --> 01:39:01,240
compress it down into my chest.

1706
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:08,800
Chip, thank you very much. Christmas has come early with a Silent Hill 3 stream. Is Silent Hill 4 on the cards too?

1707
01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:15,360
Or you done that one already? You know what? I haven't and I don't think I will because I think that's where the genre,

1708
01:39:15,740 --> 01:39:23,680
or not the genre, sorry, the series, the series of Silent Hill began to lose its oomph and spark.

1709
01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:29,440
I remember playing this game back in the day a few years after it had been released. Didn't get it when it first came out.

1710
01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:37,200
But I played it a few, Silent Hill 3 that is, when it came out a few years later. I bought it with Gran Turismo 4,

1711
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:40,300
which had been out a year or two as well and

1712
01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:43,060
I couldn't

1713
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:45,800
fucking play any more of it because I was scared.

1714
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:55,560
And that's how good it was. And then I remember playing a PSP version of Silent Hill on the PSP PlayStation Portable.

1715
01:39:56,760 --> 01:40:01,200
And it was rubbish. I didn't really like it at all. It lost all its feeling and

1716
01:40:01,860 --> 01:40:08,800
I thought this is it for this series. And also I looked online at reviews. A lot of people slagging it off saying it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.

1717
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:19,520
So I'm just not going to bother I don't think, you know. But if it's any good, if anybody knows there, has anybody played it there who's watching it?

1718
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,520
Does anybody recommend it?

1719
01:40:22,480 --> 01:40:29,520
4 was made by the same team, Brooklyn, behind 1-3. Okay, Team Silent. So it must be okay then, no?

1720
01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:41,280
The one I played on the PlayStation Portable had you going into an asylum, an insane asylum or a...

1721
01:40:41,280 --> 01:40:43,280
I don't know what the name of the place was.

1722
01:40:44,320 --> 01:40:46,320
Eh, but it just wasn't good, you know.

1723
01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:51,080
4 is a very weird game. 4 is linked to 2. Okay.

1724
01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:56,080
There is some chronology. There is some link there.

1725
01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,200
It's like the Code Veronica of the series. I don't want that, you know.

1726
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:07,280
Tricky bit of business, no doubt.

1727
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:14,560
Saying I'm going and doing that straight away and I don't think another Silent Hill would be for me there now. What's the F?

1728
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:22,880
Yeah, sorry there, something must have happened there to the stream. People saying F, F this, F that.

1729
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:24,880
Silent Hill 4.

1730
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:34,800
That's just, that's part and parcel of the 4G mindset. And here we go with a lovely situation. I'm glad that we're not...

1731
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:40,160
The stream isn't down now as a big snake comes out from the water there.

1732
01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:44,160
Grabs the whole of her leg and drags you into...

1733
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,400
Who knows what that's about?

1734
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,160
You're not coming back from that.

1735
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:55,440
What the hell went on there?

1736
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:07,440
Oh, absolute demonic snake business and you die. Game over. Don't ever go there again. Ever, ever again. Do you hear me?

1737
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,840
Thanks very much there, Gary. Tom, did you see that?

1738
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,520
I'm watching the soccer.

1739
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,840
Great stuff. What's going on in the soccer, Tom?

1740
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:27,680
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know what score it is.

1741
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:30,400
But how can you be watching it so?

1742
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:35,040
Maybe, maybe someone will tell me that in the chat.

1743
01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:43,520
It's one all Liverpool-Newcastle.

1744
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:46,880
PJ Harvey's after you.

1745
01:42:46,880 --> 01:43:16,860
Thank you.

1746
01:43:16,860 --> 01:43:23,000
Blue sky lasts forever, the green sky grows in the wind.

1747
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:31,720
What the fuck?

1748
01:43:31,980 --> 01:43:32,860
What went on there?

1749
01:43:32,980 --> 01:43:33,540
I saved it.

1750
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:34,620
You're not meant to.

1751
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:35,880
It said danger keep out.

1752
01:43:36,020 --> 01:43:37,100
I didn't keep out.

1753
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:40,140
I think you have to kill that fucker.

1754
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:47,680
Or you must have to kill it in some way, some shape or form.

1755
01:43:49,260 --> 01:43:50,760
Before you go across there.

1756
01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:54,480
Probably paste on it.

1757
01:43:54,620 --> 01:43:56,760
Go through here and see.

1758
01:44:03,980 --> 01:44:06,500
The blue sky grass in the morning.

1759
01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:08,920
The green grass grows at night.

1760
01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:13,280
Yeah, I don't want to walk across there.

1761
01:44:13,380 --> 01:44:13,480
Maybe.

1762
01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:15,040
Oh, is it an outlet here?

1763
01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:16,600
What can you do with that?

1764
01:44:16,900 --> 01:44:18,720
Do we have anything we can put in there?

1765
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:26,540
Hair dryer.

1766
01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:26,600
Hair dryer.

1767
01:44:28,500 --> 01:44:29,020
Who?

1768
01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:32,420
Who'd have thunk it to stick a hair dryer in there?

1769
01:44:33,780 --> 01:44:34,300
Nice.

1770
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:45,380
Sick, shitty eel is now dead.

1771
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,380
Just get the lyrics there to that song.

1772
01:44:56,980 --> 01:44:58,080
Oh, we got that there.

1773
01:44:58,180 --> 01:44:58,940
Isn't that brave?

1774
01:45:01,020 --> 01:45:01,560
Sorry there.

1775
01:45:01,620 --> 01:45:03,680
Didn't mean to scare you there with Dick Shoof.

1776
01:45:04,820 --> 01:45:06,280
Bit of dick on your screen.

1777
01:45:07,960 --> 01:45:09,980
Big, massive picture of Dick Shoof.

1778
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:11,720
Coming right at you.

1779
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,680
What would you have to do?

1780
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:20,240
Silent Hill 3 lyrics.

1781
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:26,180
Blue sky too forever.

1782
01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:29,660
The green grass blows in the wind.

1783
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:31,880
Dancing.

1784
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:36,120
It would be a much better sight with you.

1785
01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,440
With me.

1786
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:44,720
Never felt so lonely.

1787
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:48,040
Then you came along.

1788
01:45:48,620 --> 01:45:49,500
So now.

1789
01:45:49,700 --> 01:45:50,800
What should I do?

1790
01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:51,820
I'm strung out.

1791
01:45:52,020 --> 01:45:53,060
Addicted to you.

1792
01:45:53,320 --> 01:45:54,560
My body aches.

1793
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:56,060
Now that you're gone.

1794
01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:57,880
My supply fell through.

1795
01:45:58,920 --> 01:46:00,400
I actually can't remember the tune.

1796
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:00,740
So.

1797
01:46:02,120 --> 01:46:03,580
Might just leave that there.

1798
01:46:03,820 --> 01:46:04,340
For now.

1799
01:46:04,480 --> 01:46:05,320
And then come back to it.

1800
01:46:05,340 --> 01:46:06,540
When we hear the song again.

1801
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:07,800
I can sing along with it then.

1802
01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:09,460
Looking forward to that.

1803
01:46:11,420 --> 01:46:12,440
What the hell is this now?

1804
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:14,260
What kind of a valve could this be?

1805
01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:17,080
Doubt it's anything important for now.

1806
01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:18,360
Just leave it alone for now.

1807
01:46:18,980 --> 01:46:19,680
Sick eel.

1808
01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,680
Thank you very much.

1809
01:46:21,220 --> 01:46:21,460
Yeah.

1810
01:46:22,060 --> 01:46:22,380
Yeah.

1811
01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:25,100
Today's the last day for Tom's hot dog.

1812
01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:27,140
There's some complicated machine here.

1813
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:28,780
It's not on or anything.

1814
01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:30,240
I'll leave it alone.

1815
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:30,300
I'll leave it alone.

1816
01:46:39,300 --> 01:46:41,460
Blue sky to forever.

1817
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:44,180
The green grass blows in the wind.

1818
01:46:59,180 --> 01:47:01,540
The drum is in the way.

1819
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:20,520
Is there a lighter emoji?

1820
01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:21,520
Or do you hold on?

1821
01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:22,640
Or do you...

1822
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:25,340
Do you have to hold your phone up when Francis sings?

1823
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:27,280
You can do whatever you want man.

1824
01:47:27,340 --> 01:47:28,240
You can do what you want.

1825
01:47:28,320 --> 01:47:29,280
You can emoji it up.

1826
01:47:29,340 --> 01:47:30,240
You can phone it up.

1827
01:47:30,300 --> 01:47:30,780
Whatever you want.

1828
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:31,700
You can phone a friend.

1829
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:32,800
Let them know I'm streaming.

1830
01:47:35,460 --> 01:47:36,140
Either or.

1831
01:47:37,220 --> 01:47:38,060
What the fuck.

1832
01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:39,100
Again.

1833
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:39,660
Yet again.

1834
01:47:39,860 --> 01:47:40,240
More.

1835
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,960
It just never ends with these guys.

1836
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:47,360
Never seems to end with these guys.

1837
01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:47,480
Never seems to end with these guys.

1838
01:47:47,480 --> 01:48:09,160
Great.

1839
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:13,200
That's the unlocking sound of a giant gate.

1840
01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:15,400
They love their steel gates in this game.

1841
01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:16,440
The metal against metal.

1842
01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:18,260
That sounds even worse.

1843
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:23,160
Could be the repetitious pounding of some sort of...

1844
01:48:24,060 --> 01:48:24,720
I don't know.

1845
01:48:25,180 --> 01:48:26,300
I don't know what the fuck that was.

1846
01:48:30,340 --> 01:48:32,800
And that's an ominous angle if ever there was one.

1847
01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:34,280
Let's switch to our face.

1848
01:48:34,620 --> 01:48:34,860
There.

1849
01:48:34,940 --> 01:48:35,800
And then move around.

1850
01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:38,960
Can I get in?

1851
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:39,800
Iron great.

1852
01:48:42,140 --> 01:48:43,580
And there we hear it again.

1853
01:48:43,660 --> 01:48:44,340
It's another...

1854
01:48:45,460 --> 01:48:46,760
Clunk.

1855
01:48:53,620 --> 01:48:55,980
I'm hoping for a really good...

1856
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:57,980
Footstep sound on these...

1857
01:48:57,980 --> 01:48:59,560
Rusty steel steps.

1858
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:02,040
I'm hoping...

1859
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,980
I think they're going to be better...

1860
01:49:03,980 --> 01:49:05,980
Than the sound of the footsteps...

1861
01:49:07,540 --> 01:49:10,880
On the rusty steps in Resident Evil 2.

1862
01:49:11,380 --> 01:49:11,900
Capcom.

1863
01:49:12,020 --> 01:49:14,160
I think Konami did a better job.

1864
01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:16,000
The sound design.

1865
01:49:16,240 --> 01:49:16,840
More realistic.

1866
01:49:17,580 --> 01:49:18,160
Let's hear it.

1867
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:22,380
Much better.

1868
01:49:22,540 --> 01:49:22,940
Much better.

1869
01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:23,540
But that...

1870
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:24,260
I mean saying that...

1871
01:49:24,260 --> 01:49:25,220
This is a PS2 game.

1872
01:49:25,260 --> 01:49:26,620
So you're going to get a better sound.

1873
01:49:27,020 --> 01:49:28,940
You're just going to get a better sound than PS1.

1874
01:49:40,660 --> 01:49:42,840
That's a slow, slow climb.

1875
01:49:52,420 --> 01:50:14,420
Look at this now, we outside. Wooden crates shut pretty tight, don't think I can get it open though.

1876
01:50:14,420 --> 01:50:36,420
They love these walls in Silent Hill, don't they? Just walls that have sheets over them. Long, big white sheets. Again and again. It works. Just shitty discoloured sheets.

1877
01:50:36,420 --> 01:51:03,980
And there is a bit of Satan on top of the bin. It's two all in that game. We might have to fucking switch over to Tomás. Is it a good game, is it? What about Zala, huh? Fucking hell.

1878
01:51:03,980 --> 01:51:09,540
Tom?

1879
01:51:11,860 --> 01:51:19,920
Yep, Mohammed Zala. He's just scored apparently, according to OSW there.

1880
01:51:20,820 --> 01:51:25,180
You are not actually watching. I thought you were watching. I thought you were in another fucking room.

1881
01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:35,600
Yeah, well, I'm not even in a different house. But he is doing the business. The Egyptian man. Mr. Winger man.

1882
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:40,120
Mr. Winger man. Zala!

1883
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:48,920
Mr. Winger man. Egyptian Winger. Going down the ride.

1884
01:51:50,600 --> 01:52:00,360
Egyptian Winger, you know he's gonna cut inside. And he always does it. You know he's gonna do it, but he always gets away with it.

1885
01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:22,240
Egyptian Winger man. He's gonna score you. Mr. Winger man. Zala! Mr. Winger man. He's gonna score you. Mr. Winger man. Zala!

1886
01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:29,240
Sala! Sorry I can't get the... it needs to be on that level you know.

1887
01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:31,240
Eh...

1888
01:52:31,240 --> 01:52:39,240
Sala! Sala! Sala!

1889
01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:49,240
Tricky winger running down the right.

1890
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:53,240
Tricky winger, you know he's gonna cut inside.

1891
01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:58,240
They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger.

1892
01:52:58,240 --> 01:53:00,240
Mr. Winger.

1893
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:03,240
They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger.

1894
01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:05,240
Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger.

1895
01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:08,240
They call me Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger.

1896
01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:11,240
Mr. Winger man, they call me Mr. Winger.

1897
01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:18,240
Sala!

1898
01:53:18,240 --> 01:53:21,240
Oh fuck, this sounds dirty this one.

1899
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:22,240
This sounds really dirty.

1900
01:53:22,240 --> 01:53:25,240
This has got a bit of a fucking spruce to it.

1901
01:53:25,240 --> 01:53:26,240
This one.

1902
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:27,240
Just a...

1903
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:28,240
Ooh, demonic.

1904
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,240
Have you heard this?

1905
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,240
Unbelievable.

1906
01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:58,240
The electricity is off. The elevator won't work.

1907
01:53:58,240 --> 01:54:23,240
There's a can of adhesive here. Doesn't seem too special though.

1908
01:54:23,240 --> 01:54:24,240
Oh fuck off.

1909
01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:28,240
Just go down here for a minute and then go back again.

1910
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:29,240
Maybe I'll save some.

1911
01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:29,240
That.

1912
01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:31,240
And then a quick little click of the mouse there.

1913
01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:32,240
Save that to slot one.

1914
01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:33,240
There we go, that's saved.

1915
01:54:33,240 --> 01:54:34,240
There we go, that's saved.

1916
01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:34,240
There we go, that's saved.

1917
01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:35,240
There we go, that's saved.

1918
01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:36,240
There we go, that's saved.

1919
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,240
There we go, that's saved.

1920
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:38,240
There we go, that's saved.

1921
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:39,240
There we go, that's saved.

1922
01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:40,240
There we go, that's saved.

1923
01:54:40,240 --> 01:54:41,240
There we go, that's saved.

1924
01:54:41,240 --> 01:54:42,240
There we go, that's saved.

1925
01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:43,240
There we go, that's saved.

1926
01:54:43,240 --> 01:54:44,240
There we go, that's saved.

1927
01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:45,240
There we go, that's saved.

1928
01:54:45,240 --> 01:54:46,240
There we go, that's saved.

1929
01:54:46,240 --> 01:54:47,240
There we go, that's saved.

1930
01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:48,240
There we go, that's saved.

1931
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:49,240
There we go, that's saved.

1932
01:54:49,240 --> 01:54:52,240
There we go, that's saved.

1933
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:54,240
There we go, that's saved.

1934
01:54:54,240 --> 01:54:59,240
There we go, that's saved.

1935
01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:00,240
There we go, that's saved.

1936
01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:01,240
There we go, that's saved.

1937
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:02,240
There we go, that's saved.

1938
01:55:02,240 --> 01:55:03,240
There we go, that's saved.

1939
01:55:03,240 --> 01:55:04,240
There we go, that's saved.

1940
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:05,240
There we go, that's saved.

1941
01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:06,240
There we go, that's saved.

1942
01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:07,240
There we go, that's saved.

1943
01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:08,240
There we go, that's saved.

1944
01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:09,240
There we go, that's saved.

1945
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:10,240
There we go, that's saved.

1946
01:55:10,240 --> 01:55:11,240
There we go, that's saved.

1947
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:12,240
There we go, that's saved.

1948
01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:13,240
There we go, that's saved.

1949
01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:14,240
There we go, that's saved.

1950
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,240
There we go, that's saved.

1951
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:16,240
There we go, that's saved.

1952
01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:17,240
There we go, that's saved.

1953
01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:18,240
There we go, that's saved.

1954
01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:19,240
There we go, that's saved.

1955
01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:20,240
There we go, that's saved.

1956
01:55:20,240 --> 01:55:21,240
There we go, that's saved.

1957
01:55:21,240 --> 01:55:23,240
The third level ceiling has crumbled.

1958
01:55:23,240 --> 01:55:25,240
For safety's sake, entry is forbidden.

1959
01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:27,240
Probably a penalty, was it?

1960
01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:30,240
The door is shut tight, it won't open at all.

1961
01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:37,240
Getting serious now.

1962
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:44,240
This is getting serious.

1963
01:55:44,240 --> 01:55:47,240
This is serious.

1964
01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:48,240
This is the first floor.

1965
01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:51,240
Do you wanna swing your pipe around?

1966
01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:03,240
Fourth floor has crumbled again.

1967
01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:24,240
Imagine we got through the door and it was fucking Mohamed Salah.

1968
01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:29,240
And they put him into the game years before he even came to prominence.

1969
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:31,240
As a solid, solid little winger.

1970
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:36,240
It is Resident Evil Code Veronica X, Texas Pete.

1971
01:56:37,240 --> 01:56:38,240
Nah, I'm only messing.

1972
01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:40,240
It's Silent Hill Variations.

1973
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:44,240
Featuring me, the uncle, and ye.

1974
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:50,240
What the fuck, you hear that one?

1975
01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:51,240
Aw man, come on.

1976
01:56:51,240 --> 01:56:52,240
There's no need for that.

1977
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:53,240
Someone fucking stomping around.

1978
01:56:53,240 --> 01:57:06,240
It's a plain old wash basin, nothing special about it.

1979
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:08,240
It's a toilet.

1980
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:10,240
It's a toilet.

1981
01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:15,240
I thought this building was still under construction, but it looks like this has been used.

1982
01:57:19,240 --> 01:57:20,240
The creepy clown.

1983
01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:21,240
The creepy clown.

1984
01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:22,240
The creepy clown.

1985
01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:29,240
Come on man, faster.

1986
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:30,240
Faster now.

1987
01:57:30,240 --> 01:57:31,240
We need to play this game at peace.

1988
01:57:31,240 --> 01:57:34,240
Now I'm just dicking around waiting for stuff to happen.

1989
01:57:34,240 --> 01:57:36,240
Let's make it happen, yeah?

1990
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:38,240
Let's save it.

1991
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:39,240
Egyptian winger.

1992
01:57:39,240 --> 01:57:40,240
Gonna save the game.

1993
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,240
Egyptian winger.

1994
01:57:41,240 --> 01:57:42,240
So I don't feel no pain.

1995
01:57:42,240 --> 01:57:43,240
When I get creeled up.

1996
01:57:43,240 --> 01:57:44,240
Babadu bap.

1997
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:45,240
When I get creeled down.

1998
01:57:45,240 --> 01:57:46,240
Mattress.

1999
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:47,240
Mattress.

2000
01:57:47,240 --> 01:57:48,240
When I get killed.

2001
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:49,240
Yeah.

2002
01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:50,240
Babadu bap.

2003
01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:51,240
I can load it up.

2004
01:57:51,240 --> 01:57:52,240
Mattress.

2005
01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,240
Mattress.

2006
01:57:53,240 --> 01:57:54,240
Mattress.

2007
01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:55,240
Mattress.

2008
01:57:55,240 --> 01:57:56,240
They call me Mr. Mattress man.

2009
01:57:56,240 --> 01:57:57,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2010
01:57:57,240 --> 01:57:58,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2011
01:57:58,240 --> 01:57:59,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2012
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2013
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:01,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2014
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:02,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2015
01:58:02,240 --> 01:58:03,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2016
01:58:03,240 --> 01:58:04,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2017
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:05,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2018
01:58:05,240 --> 01:58:06,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2019
01:58:06,240 --> 01:58:07,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2020
01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:08,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2021
01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:09,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2022
01:58:09,240 --> 01:58:10,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2023
01:58:10,240 --> 01:58:11,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2024
01:58:11,240 --> 01:58:12,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2025
01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:13,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2026
01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:14,240
They call me Mr. Mattress.

2027
01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:15,240
Egyptian Mattress.

2028
01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:16,240
Oh fuck off.

2029
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:23,240
At least I did the save scummery there that allows me to reload.

2030
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:24,240
I didn't know he could fall through a hole.

2031
01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:27,240
I thought she would definitely automatically move back.

2032
01:58:30,240 --> 01:58:33,240
Egyptian Mattress drifting down the ride.

2033
01:58:33,240 --> 01:58:41,240
Imagine they had a mattress playing for them on the wing and he was also electric and he could fucking cut inside and drift in and out.

2034
01:58:41,240 --> 01:58:45,240
It'd be like playing as Tofu in the extra game.

2035
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:46,240
Resident Evil 2.

2036
01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:52,240
They had an Egyptian Mattress in a Liverpool in the red costume of Liverpool.

2037
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:54,240
The red costume.

2038
01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:59,240
Those fucking soccer costumes cost an arm and a leg.

2039
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:03,240
Here we go.

2040
01:59:03,240 --> 01:59:04,240
Let's get the tunes out.

2041
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:06,240
Yeah.

2042
01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:08,240
Pew pew.

2043
01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:10,240
Love you!

2044
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:33,240
*music*

2045
01:59:33,240 --> 01:59:39,240
Blue sky to forever, the green grass blows in the wind.

2046
01:59:39,240 --> 02:00:00,000
It would be much better to stay with you. If you and the women, if you hadn't met me, I'd be fine on my own. Baby, I never felt so lonely. And then you came a-learning.

2047
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:26,000
What should I do? I'm trying out, addicted to you. My body aches, and now that you're gone, my slip-sup, I fell through. You gladly give me everything and more. You crave my happiness when you made me feel joy, made you smile.

2048
02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:44,000
But now I feel your stress. Love was never meant to be such a crazy affair. No one's time for tears. Never thought I'd sit around and cry for you, baby. Till now.

2049
02:00:44,000 --> 02:01:08,880
I feel your stress. Your stress. Come on. Who has time for tears?

2050
02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:28,580
My baby. I'm more interested in the video now. More interested in seeing what the video... Get that off the fucking screen there.

2051
02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:55,580
Quick pace.

2052
02:01:55,580 --> 02:02:25,560
Quick pace.

2053
02:02:25,560 --> 02:02:55,540
Quick pace.

2054
02:02:55,540 --> 02:03:02,540
Quick pace.

2055
02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:09,540
Quick pace.

2056
02:03:09,540 --> 02:03:10,540
Quick pace.

2057
02:03:10,540 --> 02:03:11,540
Quick pace.

2058
02:03:11,540 --> 02:03:12,540
Quick pace.

2059
02:03:12,540 --> 02:03:13,540
Quick pace.

2060
02:03:13,540 --> 02:03:14,540
Quick pace.

2061
02:03:14,540 --> 02:03:15,540
Quick pace.

2062
02:03:15,540 --> 02:03:20,520
So that was a save scum situation. Needs to be rejigged, rebooted.

2063
02:03:26,100 --> 02:03:31,040
Load that from slot one, we're ready to go, we know what we're doing, we're not gonna fucking take no for an answer.

2064
02:03:39,420 --> 02:03:40,620
Lovely mattress.

2065
02:03:44,980 --> 02:03:46,340
Lovely handgun bullets.

2066
02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:58,520
And you can hear, if you've got the headphones on, you can really hear some scary stuff. Someone just knocking around upstairs.

2067
02:04:00,520 --> 02:04:03,160
Or at least I could a second ago. That looks like a little hut.

2068
02:04:04,160 --> 02:04:11,340
A little home made up of cardboard boxes and old blankets. I guess a squatter was living here. Hopefully we'll meet a human squatter.

2069
02:04:12,300 --> 02:04:31,620
Who can bring a lovely bit of light banter to the proceedings. Because it's all been very dark so far. In this little world of Silent Hill 3. There hasn't been much time for laughter. There's been zero mirth. And I'm hoping for a little few smiles. Or something at least. Just to put a bit of spring in the step.

2070
02:04:31,620 --> 02:04:39,980
What about this? Can you go over there? No?

2071
02:04:48,200 --> 02:04:51,500
A filthy mattress. Will you drop it down? Yeah, I will.

2072
02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:54,320
Let's see what goes on when you put that in.

2073
02:04:55,840 --> 02:05:03,240
If I had the audio now of the man going, what are you fucking doing? Throwing the mattress into a ditch, you fucking thick cunt.

2074
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:06,820
Huh? How old are you?

2075
02:05:07,820 --> 02:05:10,500
But I don't have it to hand. I didn't know that was going to happen.

2076
02:05:11,180 --> 02:05:13,300
Lots of empty bottles and cans.

2077
02:05:13,480 --> 02:05:15,240
It looks like somebody was living here.

2078
02:05:16,960 --> 02:05:18,720
We've seen that. We've read the stuff.

2079
02:05:27,620 --> 02:05:28,120
What the?

2080
02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:30,340
Oh, you can... So now you can jump down the hall.

2081
02:05:31,000 --> 02:05:31,160
Yeah.

2082
02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:33,440
Like the way she did that then.

2083
02:05:34,140 --> 02:05:34,880
Pencil dive.

2084
02:05:34,880 --> 02:05:53,360
Getting bassy. Very bassy.

2085
02:05:54,860 --> 02:05:55,940
Kevin bassy.

2086
02:05:57,840 --> 02:05:59,340
Kevin drummond bassy.

2087
02:06:02,700 --> 02:06:03,400
Just scored.

2088
02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:05,040
It's scored again.

2089
02:06:05,440 --> 02:06:07,180
It's not the man again, is it?

2090
02:06:08,980 --> 02:06:09,660
They call him...

2091
02:06:09,660 --> 02:06:10,940
They call him...

2092
02:06:10,940 --> 02:06:14,080
Miss the winger, man.

2093
02:06:14,140 --> 02:06:15,100
They call him Miss the winger.

2094
02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:16,940
They call...

2095
02:06:16,940 --> 02:06:18,360
I need to take them off.

2096
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:23,340
They call him Miss the winger, man.

2097
02:06:23,340 --> 02:06:24,420
They call him Miss the winger.

2098
02:06:25,260 --> 02:06:26,300
Miss the winger, man.

2099
02:06:26,360 --> 02:06:27,320
They call him Miss the winger.

2100
02:06:27,560 --> 02:06:29,020
They call him Miss the winger, man.

2101
02:06:29,060 --> 02:06:30,080
They call him Miss the winger.

2102
02:06:30,860 --> 02:06:31,980
Miss the winger, man.

2103
02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:33,040
They call him Miss the winger.

2104
02:06:33,680 --> 02:07:00,660
Egyptian winger drifting down the right. Egyptian winger you know he's gonna cut inside. And he still does. You know it even though he does. You know it. Egyptian winger playing down the right. Tricky winger you know he's gonna cut inside. Mr. Winger man. Give it to me Tommy. Mr. Winger man.

2105
02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:25,340
Sala Sala. Mr. Winger man. Give it to me. Mr. Winger man. Sala. It's getting bassy in here again. I'm gonna have to say it again. It's getting bassy.

2106
02:07:29,120 --> 02:07:49,440
She can fit through that little situation there no doubt.

2107
02:07:49,440 --> 02:08:01,840
Oh great, always nice to be greeted with that sound.

2108
02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:05,760
Shotgun time.

2109
02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:10,320
Salad!

2110
02:08:10,320 --> 02:08:38,560
Salad! Salad!

2111
02:08:38,560 --> 02:08:44,560
Salad!

2112
02:08:44,560 --> 02:09:06,800
Network gremlins going. Sam would. Is there network gremlins going on? Wait I need to save scum it up. Or load scum. Load that state. Mmm drink that pint. Need to do this again. Need to

2113
02:09:06,800 --> 02:09:12,800
kick the fucking mattress down the hole again. What the fuck are you doing you stupid cunt.

2114
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:18,800
Dump dropping the fucking dumping your fucking shite into the ditch.

2115
02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:24,800
How old are you?

2116
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:30,800
It's almost. It's got as many laughs as uh. What kind of a man has dogs?

2117
02:09:30,800 --> 02:09:38,800
It's almost. It's got as many laughs as uh. What kind of a man has dogs?

2118
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:48,800
Fuck off. I'll fly it out of here. I'll ride in the air.

2119
02:09:48,800 --> 02:09:50,800
I'll drop down there.

2120
02:09:50,800 --> 02:09:52,800
Let's drop down there.

2121
02:09:52,800 --> 02:09:56,800
Yeah she's kicked the fucking thing down so drop down.

2122
02:09:56,800 --> 02:09:58,800
I'll drop down there.

2123
02:09:58,800 --> 02:10:00,800
I'll drop down there.

2124
02:10:00,800 --> 02:10:02,800
I'll drop down there.

2125
02:10:02,800 --> 02:10:04,800
I'll drop down there.

2126
02:10:04,800 --> 02:10:06,800
I'll drop down there.

2127
02:10:06,800 --> 02:10:08,800
I'll drop down there.

2128
02:10:08,800 --> 02:10:15,700
Park that car, drop that call, drink that pint, dream about beans.

2129
02:10:26,360 --> 02:10:27,940
Broken social beans.

2130
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:33,740
Aw, for fuck's sake.

2131
02:10:37,620 --> 02:10:39,980
Anthem from the 17 year old pyramid.

2132
02:10:41,100 --> 02:10:41,940
Out now.

2133
02:10:46,380 --> 02:10:50,100
That was a waste. That was a big, big waste.

2134
02:10:58,860 --> 02:11:01,800
What the fuck are these like? Who invented them?

2135
02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:05,200
What kind of mind thinks about this?

2136
02:11:06,440 --> 02:11:09,080
Dream about beans?

2137
02:11:17,800 --> 02:11:23,360
Fidget spinners. Fidget? Spelled F-I-G-I-D.

2138
02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:29,960
Did you ever have one of those fidget spinners, man? Did you get to the fucking fidget spinner bit?

2139
02:11:35,900 --> 02:11:41,200
It's a mannequin catalogue. I guess this is the reception area for a mannequin company.

2140
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:47,360
A beautiful mind with rusty crow.

2141
02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:55,620
As John Nash. Troubled scientist. Troubled mathematician, John Nash.

2142
02:11:55,620 --> 02:11:58,500
Game theory.

2143
02:11:58,500 --> 02:12:12,080
This is a little bit more cordial, a little bit more inviting, a little bit more easy to navigate.

2144
02:12:12,300 --> 02:12:13,900
A nice corridor that looks normal.

2145
02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:17,960
No fidgets. No, it's no way it's three all. Fucking hell.

2146
02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:19,120
Char.

2147
02:12:22,320 --> 02:12:25,360
I've got no song for him.

2148
02:12:25,360 --> 02:12:33,760
Char. Char. Char. He should do that when he scores.

2149
02:12:33,760 --> 02:12:35,920
Char.

2150
02:12:35,920 --> 02:12:55,140
It's a corridorial cordial corridor of sorts. Now we can hear some sort of fucking nasty little beast. Oh God. It's time to get the jerky out.

2151
02:12:58,660 --> 02:13:15,460
Let's save the state. State of play. We'll increase our well-being and health with a sensual health drink. Kombucha O'Toole. And then we'll go jerky on this.

2152
02:13:21,400 --> 02:13:38,000
Use the jerky good lad. Use the jerky good girl. Alright she already used a jerkess. And that was a shit moment. I shot myself. You seen it. I wonder if we got that on a reaper.

2153
02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:54,700
Oh what a scared little man. Let's hear that. He even knew it was coming and everything. What a wanker.

2154
02:13:56,900 --> 02:14:05,640
I got scared. Everybody saw the scared. I got Fabian shard. Fucking hell.

2155
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:17,560
Get down and get to sleep. Get down and get to sleep. Get down and get to sleep now. What the fuck? They're coming.

2156
02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:26,680
They're coming tick, tick and fast. Tick and fast at the moment. Tic-tac-toe.

2157
02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:31,080
Murderer!

2158
02:14:31,080 --> 02:14:39,840
Murderer!

2159
02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:51,700
Fucking hell.

2160
02:14:51,700 --> 02:15:21,460
Recalibrate. Reengage. Reload. Nintendogs 3. Down the hatch.

2161
02:15:21,460 --> 02:15:51,220
Reengage. Reload. Recalibrate. This fucking takes me like 10 minutes just to reload and reengage. With two dogs.

2162
02:15:51,220 --> 02:16:17,600
Nintendogs 2. Sons of Liberty. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian.

2163
02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:35,600
Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Hill 3 is right, Cian. Silent Pills.

2164
02:16:35,600 --> 02:16:49,840
Monica's Dance Studio. It's some kind of poster. Looks like there will be a performance soon.

2165
02:16:55,840 --> 02:17:02,400
There would be something going on. Take my mind off the ever-increasing sense of dread and despair.

2166
02:17:04,320 --> 02:17:11,580
Hilltop Centre map. Georgia rolls. How the fucking hell are you? Thanks for the tip. Unbelievable stuff.

2167
02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:29,360
Hilltop Centre map. It's another beautiful quote from it there. Attached to the tip. Beautiful stuff.

2168
02:17:31,840 --> 02:17:48,320
Hilltop Centre map. Great, great scenes. Stewie Griffin. From Galway. In Covid. The drawers open just a smidge.

2169
02:17:48,320 --> 02:18:06,980
Hilltop Centre map. It must be rusted or something. I can't pull it out any further. I'd use a fucking... just use the fucking steel pipe. You daft clown. You creepy clown. You creepy clown. Creepy clown.

2170
02:18:06,980 --> 02:18:13,220
Hilltop Centre map. The desk is all cluttered up. Doesn't look like there's anything I'm interested in here.

2171
02:18:20,900 --> 02:18:29,460
Let's just save it anyway and then we'll progress into the dance studio for a little look. It's gonna be exciting. Hopefully there's some dancing going on.

2172
02:18:32,980 --> 02:18:42,940
Hilltop Centre map. What, um... What about the United Arsenal game? Is that a stinker, is it? Nobody's talking about that. Everybody's all salad this. Shire that.

2173
02:18:47,940 --> 02:18:50,340
Arse 1-0. Boring. Boring stuff.

2174
02:18:56,900 --> 02:19:08,860
I completely forgot as well that nobody cares because Liverpool have ran away with the situation. This side of Christmas. Christ's mass. Christ's mass.

2175
02:19:10,140 --> 02:19:22,860
Just remember that the next time you're opening presents and fucking stuff in your face with shite. This was meant to be the mass for Christ. And look at ya. You fucking creepy clown. The creepy clown.

2176
02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:32,820
I just need to read that again. Not taking anything in. There are some magazines here but nothing really important.

2177
02:19:32,820 --> 02:19:45,780
One of them I've already read. And the other one just doesn't interest me anymore. Looks like a razzle mag. Or maybe not. We also know there are known and knowns. We do not know there is something we do not know.

2178
02:19:45,780 --> 02:19:58,740
Metherhase. Thanks very much for the katana tip. There's a katana inside the hilltop centre's gallery. A fine art store room in the building. F1 to safe state. F3 to load in PCSX2.

2179
02:19:58,740 --> 02:20:11,740
Shout out to True Reflection. True Reflection. Great to see you going at the creepy clowns again. Thank you very much there for the Yuletide tip. It's a Yuletide tip, Tam. Tam.

2180
02:20:11,740 --> 02:20:23,700
Lovely stuff. Great to have the Yuletide tip. And thank you very much for joining us tonight on this stream. It's a creepy one.

2181
02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:39,660
Watch your face. Watch your hands. Watch your arse. Hang on. I came... That's the door I came in. And this one I didn't go through.

2182
02:20:39,660 --> 02:20:51,660
Alright. Here we are. This is the dance studio look. There's a bit of dancing going on alright. Nintendogs and there's a real fucking Baluba there as well.

2183
02:20:51,660 --> 02:21:19,660
There's a globulus balloon man. A real... Someone who's... He needs attention. He needs medical help. Some of these cunts just need medicine. The only medicine I've got on me though is bullets. I've got them a prescription for you hey. Fucking... Ten of the best parabellums. Take them after dinner. And before bed. Take that one. Take bookshot.

2184
02:21:19,660 --> 02:21:39,660
This is gonna cure you of all your ills and sins you dirty little globules. Brian Coney thank you very much. You walked straight past Stuart Chaffey's resume on that cork board back there. Thank you very much. Stuart Chaffey's resume. This one is it? Some kind of post looks like there will be a performance soon.

2185
02:21:39,660 --> 02:22:01,660
You on about in here. I didn't see a cork. Ah fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck. Alright I'm gonna save that state there. System. Save state. There we go.

2186
02:22:01,660 --> 02:22:30,460
There's a couple of dogs there and now we've... Look at this guy! It's Krang from fucking the turtles. Let's kick him. Let's kick him in his... He's got an opening. He hasn't even got a cock. He's got an arse. He's just got a massive arse. Goes all the way around to the front. It's a 180 degree arse.

2187
02:22:30,460 --> 02:22:48,120
It's like a combination of Krang and fucking... I don't know what else. Reminds me of a wrestler from WF days.

2188
02:22:55,420 --> 02:22:58,360
One of the fucking shotguns didn't hit then.

2189
02:22:58,360 --> 02:23:14,560
Absolutely disgusting stuff. Let's give me a little shot of the good stuff just to boost my well-being and sense of self.

2190
02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:20,360
Do you know what? My sense of fucking self-worth has gone absolutely down the drain.

2191
02:23:22,360 --> 02:23:26,260
And it's cons like this that are to blame.

2192
02:23:31,060 --> 02:23:32,260
When are you gonna die?

2193
02:23:33,460 --> 02:23:34,720
When are you gonna die?

2194
02:23:37,500 --> 02:23:38,120
Not again.

2195
02:23:49,000 --> 02:23:50,200
I'm gonna get the maul out.

2196
02:23:52,200 --> 02:23:53,700
I'm gonna go maul on this guy.

2197
02:23:56,160 --> 02:23:57,700
Don't... Don't fucking...

2198
02:23:57,700 --> 02:24:02,940
Why isn't she mauling him?

2199
02:24:05,760 --> 02:24:07,760
Look at him. It's his last legs.

2200
02:24:09,160 --> 02:24:10,020
Oh my god.

2201
02:24:10,880 --> 02:24:11,480
He is...

2202
02:24:11,480 --> 02:24:11,780
He is...

2203
02:24:11,780 --> 02:24:12,780
Really...

2204
02:24:12,780 --> 02:24:13,980
Not good.

2205
02:24:19,580 --> 02:24:20,980
Dermot, thank you very much.

2206
02:24:21,340 --> 02:24:22,240
He's fucked now, look.

2207
02:24:24,120 --> 02:24:25,420
King Kong Bundy.

2208
02:24:31,080 --> 02:24:32,940
Ah, look. He's just melting. He's...

2209
02:24:35,040 --> 02:24:35,780
He's deflated.

2210
02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:38,640
I took the air out of his balloon.

2211
02:24:38,780 --> 02:24:40,380
He's got little boots on as well, look.

2212
02:24:42,320 --> 02:24:43,580
Don't know if you can see that there.

2213
02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:46,140
Little tiny, little brown boots.

2214
02:24:48,140 --> 02:24:48,820
What a loser.

2215
02:24:49,280 --> 02:24:50,020
He's dead now.

2216
02:24:50,540 --> 02:24:51,800
And he's deflated as well.

2217
02:24:52,620 --> 02:24:53,080
These guys...

2218
02:24:53,740 --> 02:24:55,980
It's time for these guys to go bye-bye as well.

2219
02:24:56,500 --> 02:24:57,220
Nintendogs 2.

2220
02:25:12,020 --> 02:25:13,080
It's all I can hear.

2221
02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:15,880
It's really high in my headphones.

2222
02:25:16,020 --> 02:25:17,020
I don't know if it's...

2223
02:25:17,020 --> 02:25:17,980
I don't think it is for ye.

2224
02:25:21,000 --> 02:25:22,180
Just let them at that.

2225
02:25:22,500 --> 02:25:23,500
Just let them at that.

2226
02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:26,760
Or maybe I have to kill them.

2227
02:25:29,320 --> 02:25:31,360
They're not fucking causing me any grief.

2228
02:25:32,340 --> 02:25:33,840
It's a poster for a dance studio.

2229
02:25:33,840 --> 02:25:35,440
Who cares about that right now?

2230
02:25:35,640 --> 02:25:36,140
She says.

2231
02:25:39,700 --> 02:25:40,400
Oh, fuck.

2232
02:25:43,320 --> 02:25:44,280
Let's just...

2233
02:25:45,180 --> 02:25:46,180
Do a bit of this.

2234
02:25:46,340 --> 02:25:47,600
And then we'll go back in again.

2235
02:25:50,840 --> 02:25:51,460
Fucking hell.

2236
02:25:51,800 --> 02:25:53,280
The noise is a catcher, you know?

2237
02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:55,760
The noise is a catcher.

2238
02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:57,380
I'd love a snack now.

2239
02:25:58,060 --> 02:25:59,100
I don't have anything.

2240
02:25:59,160 --> 02:26:00,760
I might just have to get a fucking hobnob.

2241
02:26:00,760 --> 02:26:21,140
What the fuck?

2242
02:26:21,140 --> 02:26:21,180
What the fuck?

2243
02:26:21,180 --> 02:26:51,160
Thank you.

2244
02:26:51,160 --> 02:27:08,320
Mmm. Delicious.

2245
02:27:12,320 --> 02:27:12,980
Fuck.

2246
02:27:20,420 --> 02:27:38,500
K9. And one for good measure there in the end. Get another one of those beautiful hobnobs.

2247
02:27:49,680 --> 02:28:17,740
I'm going to just switch to pipe for the final showdown here.

2248
02:28:17,740 --> 02:28:21,500
Here we go.

2249
02:28:25,580 --> 02:28:29,220
Oh, you cunt. You have to time your attacks with this fucker.

2250
02:28:31,420 --> 02:28:35,380
He's chasing him. He looks like a sheep. It's a dog with fucking bandages on.

2251
02:28:39,380 --> 02:28:40,140
Good luck.

2252
02:28:41,340 --> 02:28:47,220
What was that? They were feasting on the corpse of a Jessop.

2253
02:28:56,020 --> 02:29:10,980
Reginald Jessop III. Full Jessop. That was a waste of a room. There was no point in going into that room at all.

2254
02:29:10,980 --> 02:29:12,860
Who do these people think they are?

2255
02:29:16,860 --> 02:29:20,620
Unless there was something. I've not seen it. I mean...

2256
02:29:20,620 --> 02:29:45,100
The Katana. So there's a Katana in here. It's found in the Hilltop Centre. It's a gallery of fine arts storeroom.

2257
02:29:45,100 --> 02:29:58,220
Gallery of fine arts storeroom. Where the fuck is that? Like... We go... Up.

2258
02:29:58,860 --> 02:30:05,620
Gallery of fine arts art storeroom. It's on the fifth floor.

2259
02:30:12,620 --> 02:30:19,380
Got a great deal on a big heap of Colcannon. My super value today. One euro eight for a major portion.

2260
02:30:19,380 --> 02:30:25,380
Interesting stuff. Interesting developments on the Colcannon mash front because I wouldn't be bothered making that.

2261
02:30:26,380 --> 02:30:33,140
It's the Crindle and Eno's law firm. Let's have a look at that. Brian Eno was involved in this law firm and he can't get in.

2262
02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:35,140
That's the end of that one.

2263
02:30:41,420 --> 02:30:43,420
What would you use to open that drawer?

2264
02:30:48,420 --> 02:30:52,420
We want to go upstairs. We do want to go upstairs.

2265
02:31:04,420 --> 02:31:08,420
To the left, to the left. Oh yeah, we'll go through there and have a look.

2266
02:31:08,420 --> 02:31:12,420
A couple of doors going through here. That should be a nice little return on investment.

2267
02:31:12,420 --> 02:31:14,420
We try these doors. Locked.

2268
02:31:14,420 --> 02:31:17,420
One of these has to give us something. Has to be something here.

2269
02:31:19,420 --> 02:31:21,420
There we go.

2270
02:31:25,420 --> 02:31:28,420
A room full of dummies. A mannequin room.

2271
02:31:28,420 --> 02:31:30,420
Mannequin Pace.

2272
02:31:30,420 --> 02:31:49,420
Mannequin with no head or legs. I know it's just an inanimate object, but still a little nervous. Afraid maybe.

2273
02:31:50,420 --> 02:31:53,420
Just a leg. Solitary mannequin leg.

2274
02:31:53,420 --> 02:31:54,420
Mannequin.

2275
02:32:02,420 --> 02:32:04,420
*Squad*

2276
02:32:15,560 --> 02:32:16,060
*Scream*

2277
02:32:16,060 --> 02:32:16,560
Oh!

2278
02:32:16,560 --> 02:32:22,840
And that was a real- that was a rubbish one, but I mean it made me embarrassed and scared. I was embarrassed and scared there.

2279
02:32:25,840 --> 02:32:27,340
*Squad* It's the Green Blade.

2280
02:32:29,440 --> 02:32:29,940
*Scream*

2281
02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:30,440
Oh!

2282
02:32:30,440 --> 02:32:37,440
And that was a real... that was a rubbish one, but I mean it made me embarrassed and scared. I was embarrassed and scared there.

2283
02:32:41,440 --> 02:32:47,440
I don't even know if the replay got the moment itself as well.

2284
02:32:47,440 --> 02:32:54,440
But usually my screams are much more powerful and manly, but that was more of a...

2285
02:32:54,440 --> 02:32:55,440
*GASP*

2286
02:32:58,440 --> 02:33:03,440
Look at that one, look, just a fucking leg in a box. Sticking out a box.

2287
02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:08,440
Oh!

2288
02:33:09,440 --> 02:33:13,440
Oh, look at that, look, that's what we've... that's what we've been dealt with.

2289
02:33:14,440 --> 02:33:16,440
That's what we've been dealt with here.

2290
02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:24,440
The case of the bloody-headed, disembodied, or fucking dismembered, or decaptured mannequin.

2291
02:33:24,440 --> 02:33:26,440
This is blood.

2292
02:33:26,440 --> 02:33:29,440
*GASP*

2293
02:33:31,440 --> 02:33:32,440
Just gonna walk away like this.

2294
02:33:33,440 --> 02:33:34,440
*GASP*

2295
02:33:35,440 --> 02:33:39,440
And that's that for this room, there's nothing else other than that. We've got a few things though.

2296
02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:40,440
Oh no!

2297
02:33:40,440 --> 02:33:41,440
Yeah, good stuff.

2298
02:33:41,440 --> 02:33:42,440
*GASP*

2299
02:33:42,440 --> 02:33:45,440
Now out of here, we don't need any more fucking scared, thank you very much.

2300
02:33:46,440 --> 02:33:47,440
That's that done.

2301
02:33:48,440 --> 02:33:49,440
*GASP*

2302
02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:53,440
Then we go left, and through that hallway again.

2303
02:33:53,440 --> 02:33:54,440
*GASP*

2304
02:33:55,440 --> 02:34:00,440
Or do we? What did we even pick up there just then? *GASP*

2305
02:34:00,440 --> 02:34:01,440
*GASP*

2306
02:34:01,440 --> 02:34:02,440
*GASP*

2307
02:34:02,440 --> 02:34:03,440
*GASP*

2308
02:34:03,440 --> 02:34:04,440
*GASP*

2309
02:34:04,440 --> 02:34:05,440
*GASP*

2310
02:34:05,440 --> 02:34:06,440
*GASP*

2311
02:34:06,440 --> 02:34:07,440
Spooky enough.

2312
02:34:18,120 --> 02:34:21,700
Sorry, lads. I'm just trying to get my fucking mind together here.

2313
02:34:21,880 --> 02:34:24,020
I can't even remember how I made it into this.

2314
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:26,740
Oh, it came in through the window.

2315
02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:31,300
It came in through the window.

2316
02:34:32,580 --> 02:34:33,620
What the fuck am I doing?

2317
02:34:33,620 --> 02:34:34,740
No?

2318
02:35:00,600 --> 02:35:01,680
Drawer. Again.

2319
02:35:02,060 --> 02:35:03,940
Let's see what the fucking problem was with this.

2320
02:35:04,080 --> 02:35:08,040
I mean, as if you wouldn't just stick the pipe and wedge it out.

2321
02:35:09,580 --> 02:35:10,760
The desk is cluttered up.

2322
02:35:10,800 --> 02:35:13,460
It doesn't look like anything I'm interested in, apart from this drawer, obviously.

2323
02:35:13,640 --> 02:35:15,680
Just stick the fucking big steel pipe in there.

2324
02:35:15,720 --> 02:35:17,160
And there's some rope inside it.

2325
02:35:17,580 --> 02:35:19,060
The drawer is open just a smidge.

2326
02:35:19,280 --> 02:35:20,560
It must be rusted or something.

2327
02:35:20,700 --> 02:35:21,900
Can't pull it out any further.

2328
02:35:22,600 --> 02:35:26,660
That's fucking eff.

2329
02:35:26,660 --> 02:35:56,640
Thank you.

2330
02:35:56,640 --> 02:36:26,620
You take the coat hanger out and fish the rope out of the drawer. She's looking at something though. Looking at the door.

2331
02:36:26,620 --> 02:36:36,480
Pop a save in there, I will. Pop a save.

2332
02:36:39,480 --> 02:36:50,840
I can save that to slot one. There look, how would you even get up to the fourth floor? Indeed. How would you get up there? That's an interesting one now.

2333
02:36:50,940 --> 02:37:04,600
That's a non-acus dance studio. We've been in there. There's no point going in there again. How in the fuck? Eno's law firm. Eno's law firm. How are you getting into there? You don't have a key for that, you know?

2334
02:37:05,940 --> 02:37:08,020
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2335
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2336
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2337
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2338
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,020
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2339
02:37:08,020 --> 02:37:08,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2340
02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2341
02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2342
02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:08,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2343
02:37:08,060 --> 02:37:10,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2344
02:37:10,060 --> 02:37:12,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2345
02:37:12,060 --> 02:37:14,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2346
02:37:14,060 --> 02:37:20,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2347
02:37:20,060 --> 02:37:20,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2348
02:37:20,060 --> 02:37:26,060
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2349
02:37:26,060 --> 02:37:32,180
I don't have a key for the law firm.

2350
02:37:32,180 --> 02:37:33,180
Oh.

2351
02:37:33,180 --> 02:37:38,180
How did I not go through there before?

2352
02:37:38,180 --> 02:37:41,180
I thought I'd tried all these doors.

2353
02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:42,180
The pace is back in town.

2354
02:37:42,180 --> 02:37:43,180
That's the main thing.

2355
02:37:43,180 --> 02:37:45,180
The pace is well and truly back in town.

2356
02:37:45,180 --> 02:37:47,980
You just can't get into any of the rooms.

2357
02:37:47,980 --> 02:37:55,820
This is where this katana is on.

2358
02:37:55,820 --> 02:37:59,580
This is on this floor as well.

2359
02:37:59,580 --> 02:38:01,380
Gallery of Fine Arts.

2360
02:38:01,380 --> 02:38:06,100
There is a katana in the hilltop central gallery of fine arts storeroom in that building.

2361
02:38:06,100 --> 02:38:07,100
Storeroom.

2362
02:38:18,100 --> 02:38:19,100
Lovely Hoover.

2363
02:38:19,100 --> 02:38:21,860
Or whatever the fuck that is.

2364
02:38:21,860 --> 02:38:22,580
A Tyson, is it?

2365
02:38:22,580 --> 02:38:51,540
Painting.

2366
02:38:51,540 --> 02:39:13,120
Painting. Repressor of memories. What the hell kind of title is that? I don't get this picture at all.

2367
02:39:17,080 --> 02:39:27,120
This is a painting should be here. Looks like there was a picture before. Only the caption's still around. Flame purifies all. Flame, eh? Well, I don't know what kind of picture used to be here.

2368
02:39:29,080 --> 02:39:33,480
Now this is a calm, relaxing picture. Mountain. Nice and simple.

2369
02:39:36,080 --> 02:39:40,980
There's a price written here. Let's see. Five thousand. What a world.

2370
02:39:41,080 --> 02:39:53,080
A ceramic pot. Not really my style. Painted plate. Nothing special.

2371
02:39:53,080 --> 02:40:05,080
*Done of the metal*

2372
02:40:05,080 --> 02:40:09,080
*Done of the metal*

2373
02:40:09,080 --> 02:40:11,080
*Gunshot*

2374
02:40:11,080 --> 02:40:13,080
*Gunshot*

2375
02:40:13,080 --> 02:40:20,080
*BANG*

2376
02:40:20,080 --> 02:40:20,580
*Bang*

2377
02:40:20,580 --> 02:40:21,080
*Bang*

2378
02:40:21,080 --> 02:40:21,580
*Bang*

2379
02:40:21,580 --> 02:40:42,540
*Honorps*

2380
02:40:42,540 --> 02:40:44,780
Ooooooooh!

2381
02:40:44,780 --> 02:40:49,780
*Honorps*

2382
02:40:49,780 --> 02:40:54,780
*Honorps*

2383
02:40:54,780 --> 02:41:08,780
Trusty pipe, it really has stood the test of time. You know, despite ranking up to a pistol and a shotgun and even a maul, this pipe really comes into its own against these little creatures.

2384
02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:13,780
*Honorps*

2385
02:41:13,780 --> 02:41:17,780
Multiple anus faced Jessops.

2386
02:41:17,780 --> 02:41:18,280
*Bang*

2387
02:41:31,280 --> 02:41:32,780
Fuck off. Another one.

2388
02:41:34,280 --> 02:41:36,780
He's gonna really fuck me up. I need to get some help.

2389
02:41:37,780 --> 02:41:38,780
Get out of here.

2390
02:41:40,280 --> 02:41:45,280
How do you deal with that guy? I mean, he's gonna take a lot of fucking dealing... with.

2391
02:41:45,280 --> 02:41:47,280
*Bang*

2392
02:41:48,780 --> 02:41:50,780
He needs to be Greg Wallace'd.

2393
02:41:54,780 --> 02:41:58,280
Let's find out what kind of Wallace we have in the fucking Wallace book.

2394
02:42:01,780 --> 02:42:03,780
Digital Wallace.

2395
02:42:07,780 --> 02:42:12,780
Let's reload that. I don't like using all my fucking shotgun rounds on this cunt though.

2396
02:42:12,780 --> 02:42:14,780
I mean, he doesn't deserve them for one.

2397
02:42:15,780 --> 02:42:20,280
Maybe he does deserve one and then I- it gives me time to have a quick little scout around the room.

2398
02:42:20,280 --> 02:42:24,280
It's a tiny little room. There must be something in it though. They wouldn't have made the room otherwise.

2399
02:42:28,280 --> 02:42:30,280
Fall down. Fall down, you creep.

2400
02:42:35,280 --> 02:42:35,780
*Bang*

2401
02:42:37,280 --> 02:42:38,780
Get out. Get the fuck out of here man.

2402
02:42:38,780 --> 02:42:39,780
*Bang*

2403
02:42:39,780 --> 02:42:39,780
*Bang*

2404
02:42:39,780 --> 02:42:40,280
*Bang*

2405
02:42:40,280 --> 02:42:40,780
Years ago.

2406
02:42:40,780 --> 02:42:41,780
*Bang*

2407
02:42:41,780 --> 02:42:43,780
Years ago, I was Chinese.

2408
02:42:43,780 --> 02:42:44,780
*Bang*

2409
02:42:44,780 --> 02:42:45,780
*Bang*

2410
02:42:45,780 --> 02:42:46,780
Slugworth, thank you very much.

2411
02:42:46,780 --> 02:42:50,780
Can you wish Keith the best of luck with the post-Colcannon flappers?

2412
02:42:50,780 --> 02:42:53,280
Great to see you back in the silent saddle.

2413
02:42:53,280 --> 02:42:56,280
Thank you very much for the tip there and all the best to Keith.

2414
02:42:56,280 --> 02:42:57,280
*Bang*

2415
02:42:57,280 --> 02:42:58,280
*Bang*

2416
02:42:58,280 --> 02:42:58,780
*Bang*

2417
02:42:58,780 --> 02:42:59,280
*Bang*

2418
02:42:59,280 --> 02:43:03,780
A cool- who- who must need a cool-canon-oscopy after all that mash, huh?

2419
02:43:03,780 --> 02:43:04,780
*Bang*

2420
02:43:04,780 --> 02:43:05,780
*Bang*

2421
02:43:05,780 --> 02:43:06,780
*Bang*

2422
02:43:06,780 --> 02:43:08,780
Hopefully not though. Hopefully not.

2423
02:43:08,780 --> 02:43:09,780
*Bang*

2424
02:43:09,780 --> 02:43:10,780
*Bang*

2425
02:43:10,780 --> 02:43:11,280
*Bang*

2426
02:43:11,280 --> 02:43:11,780
*Bang*

2427
02:43:11,780 --> 02:43:12,780
Nothing serious.

2428
02:43:12,780 --> 02:43:13,780
*Bang*

2429
02:43:13,780 --> 02:43:14,780
*Bang*

2430
02:43:14,780 --> 02:43:15,280
*Bang*

2431
02:43:15,280 --> 02:43:16,780
He just needs a shit.

2432
02:43:16,780 --> 02:43:17,780
*Bang*

2433
02:43:17,780 --> 02:43:18,780
*Bang*

2434
02:43:18,780 --> 02:43:19,780
*Bang*

2435
02:43:19,780 --> 02:43:21,780
He's not seriously ill or anything.

2436
02:43:21,780 --> 02:43:22,780
*Bang*

2437
02:43:22,780 --> 02:43:23,280
*Bang*

2438
02:43:23,280 --> 02:43:23,780
*Bang*

2439
02:43:23,780 --> 02:43:24,780
*Bang*

2440
02:43:24,780 --> 02:43:25,780
*Bang*

2441
02:43:25,780 --> 02:43:26,780
*Bang*

2442
02:43:26,780 --> 02:43:27,780
*Bang*

2443
02:43:27,780 --> 02:43:28,780
*Bang*

2444
02:43:28,780 --> 02:43:29,780
*Bang*

2445
02:43:29,780 --> 02:43:30,780
*Bang*

2446
02:43:30,780 --> 02:43:31,780
*Bang*

2447
02:43:31,780 --> 02:43:32,780
What the fuck is going on?

2448
02:43:32,780 --> 02:43:33,780
*Bang*

2449
02:43:33,780 --> 02:43:34,780
*Bang*

2450
02:43:34,780 --> 02:43:37,780
With this room in here. What was the point of that? There must be something-

2451
02:43:37,780 --> 02:43:39,780
Don't tell me I have to kill the fucker and then-

2452
02:43:39,780 --> 02:43:41,780
and then pick up some kind of...

2453
02:43:41,780 --> 02:43:42,780
I'm just gonna...

2454
02:43:42,780 --> 02:43:46,300
This is my new self-soothing method.

2455
02:43:47,360 --> 02:43:49,060
It's called just pull your fucking eyebrows.

2456
02:43:50,860 --> 02:43:52,620
Don't tell me I have to kill the cunt

2457
02:43:52,620 --> 02:43:55,420
and then pick something up out of his bowels or something.

2458
02:43:55,800 --> 02:43:59,200
Go fishing inside his fucking crack for a key or something.

2459
02:43:59,940 --> 02:44:03,180
Cunt swallowed a key inside a fucking load of coal cannon mash

2460
02:44:03,180 --> 02:44:06,500
and now I have to go fucking root canal in his arse for it

2461
02:44:06,500 --> 02:44:07,800
when he's dead.

2462
02:44:07,800 --> 02:44:12,640
Xanadu 2.0, thank you very much for the tip.

2463
02:44:18,220 --> 02:44:19,080
Ah, there's cunt.

2464
02:44:19,480 --> 02:44:21,120
I don't know what I expected,

2465
02:44:21,520 --> 02:44:23,340
but I was still surprised that he was there.

2466
02:44:23,600 --> 02:44:24,800
Maybe there's another door.

2467
02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:26,900
Maybe there... No, there isn't.

2468
02:44:27,280 --> 02:44:28,920
There isn't. Maybe there is, though.

2469
02:44:32,500 --> 02:44:35,500
Alright, I'm gonna save Scum and just take him down.

2470
02:44:35,500 --> 02:44:41,540
That's what I'm gonna do.

2471
02:44:41,980 --> 02:44:43,080
That's why we're here.

2472
02:44:43,360 --> 02:44:44,140
Let's get it done.

2473
02:44:49,620 --> 02:44:50,580
Where's the juice?

2474
02:44:52,460 --> 02:44:53,240
The OG.

2475
02:44:57,660 --> 02:44:58,140
Sleep.

2476
02:44:58,500 --> 02:44:59,960
Go to sleep, big man.

2477
02:45:00,680 --> 02:45:01,580
Go to sleep.

2478
02:45:05,200 --> 02:45:06,260
Yeah, you're fucked.

2479
02:45:06,360 --> 02:45:06,740
You're trapped.

2480
02:45:07,900 --> 02:45:08,360
I'm...

2481
02:45:08,360 --> 02:45:10,360
Spawn fucking him now.

2482
02:45:11,360 --> 02:45:14,360
Even though he's not respawning, but...

2483
02:45:14,360 --> 02:45:15,500
I've got him.

2484
02:45:15,500 --> 02:45:15,840
Oh.

2485
02:45:17,840 --> 02:45:18,600
Oh.

2486
02:45:19,300 --> 02:45:35,580
Oh, fuck.

2487
02:45:35,640 --> 02:45:36,360
She needs to reload.

2488
02:45:36,920 --> 02:45:38,380
To reload my piece.

2489
02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:40,260
My piece, I reload you.

2490
02:45:41,040 --> 02:45:41,760
Or do I?

2491
02:45:43,080 --> 02:45:45,080
He hasn't got pants on, I don't think.

2492
02:45:45,140 --> 02:45:47,960
I think he's just completely naked on the crack region.

2493
02:45:48,780 --> 02:45:51,640
And it probably stinks in that room.

2494
02:45:55,980 --> 02:45:57,300
I'm willing to wager.

2495
02:45:58,020 --> 02:45:59,580
It stinks in that room.

2496
02:45:59,800 --> 02:46:01,080
And he doesn't have...

2497
02:46:02,400 --> 02:46:05,000
He's got a saggy old arse at the back.

2498
02:46:05,060 --> 02:46:06,680
You can see it even without the light there.

2499
02:46:06,920 --> 02:46:07,320
Get up.

2500
02:46:08,080 --> 02:46:10,520
He can't do anything once he's fucked you.

2501
02:46:11,020 --> 02:46:12,880
He doesn't do anything to you when you're on the ground.

2502
02:46:29,400 --> 02:46:30,820
There we go.

2503
02:46:30,820 --> 02:46:31,420
He's gone now.

2504
02:46:31,540 --> 02:46:32,380
All is...

2505
02:46:32,380 --> 02:46:33,560
All is well now.

2506
02:46:33,600 --> 02:46:33,980
He's gone.

2507
02:46:35,100 --> 02:46:36,240
He's gone, Frank.

2508
02:46:36,300 --> 02:46:36,800
He's gone.

2509
02:46:36,900 --> 02:46:37,340
He's gone.

2510
02:46:37,440 --> 02:46:38,220
He's dead, Frank.

2511
02:46:38,320 --> 02:46:38,860
He's dead.

2512
02:46:41,200 --> 02:46:42,660
And what has that given us?

2513
02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:43,900
What was the point of that?

2514
02:46:44,200 --> 02:46:44,400
You know?

2515
02:46:45,080 --> 02:46:45,840
It was in here.

2516
02:46:46,740 --> 02:46:48,260
It was nothing for me in here.

2517
02:46:50,520 --> 02:46:52,700
Just a big waste of time, that was.

2518
02:46:52,760 --> 02:46:56,620
And now I'm just going to reload again to a time before that was.

2519
02:46:57,300 --> 02:46:59,700
Unless you have to kill him at some stage.

2520
02:47:02,940 --> 02:47:03,600
Fuck that.

2521
02:47:07,220 --> 02:47:08,420
Just going to load it there.

2522
02:47:08,520 --> 02:47:09,080
And that's that.

2523
02:47:09,120 --> 02:47:10,040
I'm not going to bother with that.

2524
02:47:23,440 --> 02:47:24,860
I'm not going to do 2.0.

2525
02:47:25,540 --> 02:47:26,420
In Montecito.

2526
02:47:27,320 --> 02:47:29,240
I haven't watched Neil in a long time.

2527
02:47:29,300 --> 02:47:30,520
Maybe a blast of Neil.

2528
02:47:31,440 --> 02:47:33,360
Just to put the wind in the fucking sails.

2529
02:47:33,480 --> 02:47:35,800
Dara, how the fuck are you?

2530
02:47:36,580 --> 02:47:39,220
Got any good Neil Oliver or Farage videos to catch up on?

2531
02:47:39,540 --> 02:47:47,140
I think with Farage, the juice was Farage at large.

2532
02:47:47,320 --> 02:47:51,940
Do you know when he went to regional pubs around the country?

2533
02:47:52,860 --> 02:47:55,360
And you had people fucking turning up.

2534
02:47:57,400 --> 02:48:00,120
Shouting stuff like, go on, Nige.

2535
02:48:00,180 --> 02:48:02,900
Burn him.

2536
02:48:02,900 --> 02:48:02,940
Burn him.

2537
02:48:03,300 --> 02:48:04,800
5th of November.

2538
02:48:05,940 --> 02:48:06,820
Burn him.

2539
02:48:07,960 --> 02:48:08,820
Stone him.

2540
02:48:09,920 --> 02:48:11,280
You had stuff like that going on.

2541
02:48:11,340 --> 02:48:18,200
But I think since he became a literal elected member of Parliament, he doesn't do those anymore.

2542
02:48:18,340 --> 02:48:20,580
Because he doesn't need to, you know.

2543
02:48:24,580 --> 02:48:26,620
He doesn't need to do that.

2544
02:48:26,660 --> 02:48:28,680
But I still think he does the...

2545
02:48:28,680 --> 02:48:30,980
He's still got a show on GB News, I think.

2546
02:48:32,140 --> 02:48:32,900
But some...

2547
02:48:34,040 --> 02:48:35,420
What else here?

2548
02:48:35,860 --> 02:48:36,360
What am I doing?

2549
02:48:36,520 --> 02:48:37,380
I fucking...

2550
02:48:37,380 --> 02:48:38,260
I picked up a health drink.

2551
02:48:38,320 --> 02:48:39,120
That's all I picked up.

2552
02:48:41,560 --> 02:48:43,900
But Neil has been...

2553
02:48:43,900 --> 02:48:46,640
They don't have him in studio anymore.

2554
02:48:47,200 --> 02:48:49,740
I think they've given him a green screen for his gaff.

2555
02:48:50,340 --> 02:48:52,760
And he does all his bits at home.

2556
02:48:55,420 --> 02:48:56,660
He's still fucking...

2557
02:48:58,480 --> 02:49:00,960
Giving the cabal what for.

2558
02:49:01,420 --> 02:49:03,220
Every week with his digital mindset.

2559
02:49:08,660 --> 02:49:09,660
Digital minds.

2560
02:49:10,860 --> 02:49:12,180
Digital mindscape.

2561
02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:18,600
It'd be great if he did some events.

2562
02:49:19,260 --> 02:49:21,060
And I'd try and get to them, you know.

2563
02:49:22,680 --> 02:49:23,640
Or get to one of them.

2564
02:49:26,700 --> 02:49:27,140
19!

2565
02:49:28,260 --> 02:49:29,920
Thank you very much, Matty, for that.

2566
02:49:30,080 --> 02:49:31,700
Someone called Bookshot a mall.

2567
02:49:31,800 --> 02:49:32,540
We need an audit.

2568
02:49:33,840 --> 02:49:35,760
Not just yet, but I tell you something.

2569
02:49:36,180 --> 02:49:38,640
It's gonna start kicking off fairly fucking soon, I'd say.

2570
02:49:39,900 --> 02:49:41,460
I just unlocked the door there.

2571
02:49:41,460 --> 02:49:42,820
There's no need to have done that.

2572
02:49:46,260 --> 02:49:47,340
Digital hands.

2573
02:49:48,360 --> 02:49:48,880
Digital...

2574
02:49:48,880 --> 02:49:50,960
Digital Jessup.

2575
02:49:51,960 --> 02:49:52,800
Lester Freeman.

2576
02:49:54,540 --> 02:49:56,860
Thank you very much, Lester Freeman.

2577
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:03,560
Sweaty fists.

2578
02:50:03,920 --> 02:50:06,860
Might just have a little bit of a sweaty fist off there.

2579
02:50:07,500 --> 02:50:11,960
Just to give us a little bit more of a rambunctious bump in the polls.

2580
02:50:14,260 --> 02:50:15,700
What will we do there?

2581
02:50:18,180 --> 02:50:20,500
That's not the video we want.

2582
02:50:26,740 --> 02:50:28,300
Nick, thank you very much, Nick.

2583
02:50:30,960 --> 02:50:32,200
Hope you are good.

2584
02:50:33,020 --> 02:50:37,120
Let's just see if Neil can give us the blast we need.

2585
02:50:38,080 --> 02:50:41,400
Are we looking for a good short sharp blast?

2586
02:50:49,900 --> 02:50:51,540
They're sticking it to us.

2587
02:50:52,100 --> 02:50:53,040
Sticking it, Jerry.

2588
02:50:53,700 --> 02:50:54,320
Sticking it.

2589
02:50:55,780 --> 02:50:58,860
Thank you very much, there, Georgia Rose.

2590
02:51:02,160 --> 02:51:02,900
So that's...

2591
02:51:02,900 --> 02:51:03,940
He does his own channel.

2592
02:51:04,020 --> 02:51:05,040
That's his own stuff.

2593
02:51:05,160 --> 02:51:07,440
His hair's got longer and a little bit more greer.

2594
02:51:07,880 --> 02:51:09,220
That's happening to us all.

2595
02:51:11,420 --> 02:51:14,460
World War 3 and counting.

2596
02:51:15,740 --> 02:51:16,520
Look at this.

2597
02:51:16,520 --> 02:51:17,640
Some great thumbnails.

2598
02:51:18,100 --> 02:51:25,200
That needs to be up there on my little thumbnail collection that I'm going to start compiling for the beginning of the streams.

2599
02:51:25,200 --> 02:51:30,180
Where I've got some alarming and outrageous clickbait thumbnails.

2600
02:51:31,880 --> 02:51:32,800
And there we have...

2601
02:51:32,800 --> 02:51:34,740
I wonder who does the photoshops for them.

2602
02:51:34,800 --> 02:51:35,380
Is it him?

2603
02:51:36,040 --> 02:51:39,480
Does he do his own little photoshops as well?

2604
02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:43,000
And was that a PNG, transparent image of a bit of duct tape?

2605
02:51:43,620 --> 02:51:50,880
Or did he literally go to the shop and buy duct tape and then take a picture of himself with that on in his house?

2606
02:51:53,820 --> 02:51:54,600
We don't know.

2607
02:51:54,700 --> 02:51:56,000
But he's still banging on.

2608
02:51:56,460 --> 02:51:58,480
And I'm still banging on about it.

2609
02:51:59,160 --> 02:52:00,240
COVID-19.

2610
02:52:03,600 --> 02:52:06,020
And I'll keep banging on about it.

2611
02:52:07,600 --> 02:52:08,700
This is a war.

2612
02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:11,020
We're living in a war right now.

2613
02:52:15,660 --> 02:52:17,060
Where the fuck is Neil?

2614
02:52:19,540 --> 02:52:19,980
Playlists.

2615
02:52:19,980 --> 02:52:27,100
Who's that lad?

2616
02:52:27,180 --> 02:52:27,380
Look.

2617
02:52:27,660 --> 02:52:28,420
Look at this fella.

2618
02:52:31,840 --> 02:52:32,560
Who's he?

2619
02:52:36,720 --> 02:52:40,240
Looks a little bit Victor Lewis Smith-ish.

2620
02:52:41,140 --> 02:52:42,160
Is that his brother?

2621
02:52:42,900 --> 02:52:43,940
That's a barrister.

2622
02:52:45,060 --> 02:52:48,280
Let's just see what this guy sounds like.

2623
02:52:49,040 --> 02:52:49,720
I mean, come on.

2624
02:52:49,740 --> 02:52:50,140
You need to.

2625
02:52:50,160 --> 02:52:52,860
The jig is up with the hair dye scenario.

2626
02:52:53,000 --> 02:52:59,480
Because I'd say, like, dyeing your hair as a fella, it works maybe, you know, if you're just kind of.

2627
02:53:00,740 --> 02:53:02,360
Just slightly covering.

2628
02:53:02,560 --> 02:53:03,800
Not even covering upgrades.

2629
02:53:03,900 --> 02:53:07,980
But I don't think using a full bottle of fucking dye when you've got shoulder length hair.

2630
02:53:09,020 --> 02:53:09,620
You know.

2631
02:53:10,040 --> 02:53:11,000
It works.

2632
02:53:11,520 --> 02:53:12,680
I don't think it works.

2633
02:53:15,280 --> 02:53:16,840
But I mean, I'm not having a go.

2634
02:53:16,840 --> 02:53:18,440
I'm just saying it's not.

2635
02:53:18,660 --> 02:53:19,000
It's not.

2636
02:53:19,320 --> 02:53:20,860
It doesn't have the effect.

2637
02:53:22,860 --> 02:53:25,020
I can't even hear what's going on.

2638
02:53:29,940 --> 02:53:31,640
No audio there.

2639
02:53:31,640 --> 02:53:31,640
No audio there.

2640
02:53:32,360 --> 02:53:34,820
Application audio capture properties.

2641
02:53:39,060 --> 02:53:39,580
Window.

2642
02:53:40,680 --> 02:53:41,080
Oh no.

2643
02:53:41,600 --> 02:53:42,080
Turn that off.

2644
02:53:42,320 --> 02:53:42,720
Turn that.

2645
02:53:42,960 --> 02:53:43,660
Turn that off.

2646
02:53:43,780 --> 02:53:44,160
Internet.

2647
02:53:45,000 --> 02:53:46,300
Application audio too.

2648
02:53:51,720 --> 02:53:52,880
Sorry about this, lads.

2649
02:53:52,960 --> 02:53:53,600
Sorry about this.

2650
02:53:53,700 --> 02:53:59,500
This is just me not really having my fucking shit ready for the situation room.

2651
02:53:59,720 --> 02:54:03,260
News on the situation room there, guys.

2652
02:54:03,320 --> 02:54:03,800
Hot news.

2653
02:54:06,740 --> 02:54:07,520
And one more.

2654
02:54:08,240 --> 02:54:10,840
I ordered a dummy for the situation room.

2655
02:54:11,200 --> 02:54:13,600
The situation room isn't ready yet.

2656
02:54:13,600 --> 02:54:18,520
And I want to also apologize to everybody for thinking I was going to have this set up and ready now.

2657
02:54:19,180 --> 02:54:19,620
What is it?

2658
02:54:19,640 --> 02:54:20,680
The 4th of December.

2659
02:54:21,220 --> 02:54:26,020
I said back on the 8th of October that I was going to get that sorted out.

2660
02:54:26,300 --> 02:54:27,520
And it's only happened now.

2661
02:54:27,940 --> 02:54:31,500
But the dummy is on the way.

2662
02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:34,280
The dummy is on the way.

2663
02:54:34,340 --> 02:54:36,980
It's in the post as we speak.

2664
02:54:38,140 --> 02:54:40,020
It's been sent over from Germany.

2665
02:54:40,960 --> 02:54:44,380
It costs 34 euro in the Black Friday sale.

2666
02:54:44,900 --> 02:54:48,800
And it's due to be delivered on Wednesday.

2667
02:54:49,540 --> 02:54:50,620
I think it's a Wednesday.

2668
02:54:50,620 --> 02:54:53,760
The 13th of December.

2669
02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:54,840
It's a German dummy.

2670
02:54:55,240 --> 02:54:57,040
But I don't think it's nationality specific.

2671
02:54:57,240 --> 02:55:00,660
I don't think when you hit it that it says anything or does anything.

2672
02:55:01,520 --> 02:55:03,960
But it's going to fucking work out.

2673
02:55:04,340 --> 02:55:05,520
It's a grapple dummy.

2674
02:55:06,140 --> 02:55:10,200
And I think it comes in a shape of like it's ready to grapple on the floor.

2675
02:55:11,080 --> 02:55:15,320
I'm hoping that you can make it fucking stand up as well.

2676
02:55:16,040 --> 02:55:21,840
But I mean I was going to wait and just do it as a surprise on the 13th.

2677
02:55:22,000 --> 02:55:23,940
But I just thought it would be nice.

2678
02:55:24,180 --> 02:55:26,860
I want to be able to stream before then you know.

2679
02:55:27,500 --> 02:55:30,240
But I don't want people to be going.

2680
02:55:30,460 --> 02:55:31,500
Okay where's the fucking dummy.

2681
02:55:33,500 --> 02:55:37,540
So I'm just cutting it off now with the past and saying holding the hands up lads.

2682
02:55:37,680 --> 02:55:39,460
I didn't have the dummy sword last month.

2683
02:55:39,680 --> 02:55:41,540
Or whenever the fuck else I started streaming.

2684
02:55:42,260 --> 02:55:43,280
But it's on the way.

2685
02:55:43,380 --> 02:55:44,100
It's in the post.

2686
02:55:44,280 --> 02:55:44,720
And it's.

2687
02:55:45,240 --> 02:55:46,920
Who knows what that's going to bring.

2688
02:55:47,260 --> 02:55:49,940
You know that could increase the stream by 10 or 11.

2689
02:55:51,520 --> 02:55:53,940
You know I don't even know what metric we're dealing with there.

2690
02:55:54,120 --> 02:55:56,240
But it's going to be fucking dummy tastic as well.

2691
02:55:57,680 --> 02:55:58,220
You know.

2692
02:55:58,400 --> 02:55:59,480
A situation room.

2693
02:56:01,380 --> 02:56:02,580
Spectacle to say the least.

2694
02:56:02,760 --> 02:56:04,240
And I'm actually looking at it.

2695
02:56:04,600 --> 02:56:05,940
Forward to it in two ways.

2696
02:56:06,100 --> 02:56:06,360
One.

2697
02:56:06,860 --> 02:56:08,000
That it will be a spectacle.

2698
02:56:08,760 --> 02:56:09,000
Two.

2699
02:56:09,960 --> 02:56:13,780
I might even get a little bit of a fucking workout going with the dummy as well.

2700
02:56:14,360 --> 02:56:15,080
And three.

2701
02:56:15,420 --> 02:56:17,400
Maybe that's a stream in and of itself.

2702
02:56:18,000 --> 02:56:18,280
Me.

2703
02:56:18,660 --> 02:56:19,260
Getting fit.

2704
02:56:19,520 --> 02:56:20,460
Fighting back again.

2705
02:56:20,600 --> 02:56:21,020
Getting fit.

2706
02:56:21,100 --> 02:56:21,960
And literally fighting back.

2707
02:56:22,040 --> 02:56:22,600
Fighting the dummy.

2708
02:56:23,320 --> 02:56:25,640
And just having a roll around with the dummy on the floor.

2709
02:56:26,620 --> 02:56:28,100
And seeing how that goes.

2710
02:56:28,160 --> 02:56:29,660
That could be a stream in and of itself.

2711
02:56:30,980 --> 02:56:31,500
I could do.

2712
02:56:31,720 --> 02:56:32,180
Keep you up.

2713
02:56:32,220 --> 02:56:33,400
He's in the box.

2714
02:56:33,700 --> 02:56:35,420
Like next to the fucking dummy.

2715
02:56:35,660 --> 02:56:38,620
And just see if he's going to say anything or do anything back.

2716
02:56:38,880 --> 02:56:40,040
Maybe even try and play.

2717
02:56:41,480 --> 02:56:42,340
Soccer with him.

2718
02:56:42,880 --> 02:56:44,000
Or even do a few.

2719
02:56:44,000 --> 02:56:45,860
GA hand passes.

2720
02:56:46,480 --> 02:56:47,420
Against his head.

2721
02:56:48,520 --> 02:56:49,360
Let's just see.

2722
02:56:49,760 --> 02:56:50,360
Let's just see.

2723
02:56:53,380 --> 02:56:53,920
He's on.

2724
02:56:54,020 --> 02:56:55,000
He's in the post.

2725
02:56:55,100 --> 02:56:55,840
That's the main thing.

2726
02:56:55,940 --> 02:56:57,080
What I wanted to channel was.

2727
02:56:57,140 --> 02:56:57,840
He's in the post.

2728
02:56:59,000 --> 02:57:00,000
Application audio.

2729
02:57:00,220 --> 02:57:02,180
Put that back onto the fucking thing.

2730
02:57:02,300 --> 02:57:03,020
We've got that onto.

2731
02:57:03,820 --> 02:57:05,780
The UN is looking dodgier every day.

2732
02:57:05,960 --> 02:57:07,900
Barrister slams the court.

2733
02:57:08,280 --> 02:57:09,240
Now here we go again.

2734
02:57:09,300 --> 02:57:09,840
A dramatic.

2735
02:57:10,480 --> 02:57:11,680
Don't know who this guy is.

2736
02:57:11,800 --> 02:57:13,100
This fellow who's talking.

2737
02:57:13,100 --> 02:57:14,100
Well.

2738
02:57:14,100 --> 02:57:14,660
Well.

2739
02:57:14,940 --> 02:57:17,320
I think that probably is the most important question.

2740
02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:18,500
With plan B.

2741
02:57:18,940 --> 02:57:19,100
Because.

2742
02:57:19,820 --> 02:57:20,600
It's not.

2743
02:57:20,820 --> 02:57:22,520
There is nothing compelling you.

2744
02:57:23,020 --> 02:57:23,040
To.

2745
02:57:23,760 --> 02:57:24,880
It is no Neil.

2746
02:57:25,000 --> 02:57:26,000
That's for sure.

2747
02:57:26,400 --> 02:57:29,040
But you wouldn't catch Neil doing that with his hair.

2748
02:57:29,180 --> 02:57:31,040
Neil is not ashamed of.

2749
02:57:31,740 --> 02:57:32,720
Of time.

2750
02:57:33,100 --> 02:57:33,380
Do you know.

2751
02:57:34,040 --> 02:57:35,320
I don't want to be fucking.

2752
02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:35,400
I don't want to be fucking.

2753
02:57:36,360 --> 02:57:38,060
Blowing smoke up Neil's ass.

2754
02:57:38,760 --> 02:57:39,080
You know.

2755
02:57:40,280 --> 02:57:41,100
But at least.

2756
02:57:41,260 --> 02:57:42,980
Neil knows where he fucking stands.

2757
02:57:43,720 --> 02:57:45,060
In the digital realm.

2758
02:57:48,880 --> 02:57:49,740
But I mean.

2759
02:57:49,820 --> 02:57:51,160
Then it works on women then.

2760
02:57:51,240 --> 02:57:51,780
The dyed hair.

2761
02:57:51,880 --> 02:57:52,400
Like I mean.

2762
02:57:52,880 --> 02:57:53,920
But not on men.

2763
02:57:54,540 --> 02:57:54,880
You know.

2764
02:57:55,560 --> 02:57:57,180
Maybe that's just so used to it.

2765
02:57:57,180 --> 02:57:58,220
Seeing women dye their hair.

2766
02:57:58,340 --> 02:57:58,540
That it.

2767
02:57:58,900 --> 02:57:59,940
It's alright then.

2768
02:58:00,880 --> 02:58:01,980
Where the fuck is Neil?

2769
02:58:02,020 --> 02:58:03,040
I clicked on his link.

2770
02:58:03,300 --> 02:58:03,900
And it's just.

2771
02:58:04,060 --> 02:58:05,680
Sent me to a GB News.

2772
02:58:07,480 --> 02:58:08,520
Pipe of news.

2773
02:58:09,520 --> 02:58:10,540
Let's do this one.

2774
02:58:11,600 --> 02:58:11,960
I want the.

2775
02:58:12,040 --> 02:58:13,040
The most recent one.

2776
02:58:13,660 --> 02:58:14,180
Shocking.

2777
02:58:14,460 --> 02:58:17,000
New UN move to censor free speech.

2778
02:58:17,500 --> 02:58:18,020
Exposed.

2779
02:58:20,660 --> 02:58:22,200
As far as I can see.

2780
02:58:22,540 --> 02:58:24,820
The would be tyrants have nothing left.

2781
02:58:25,040 --> 02:58:25,720
But censorship.

2782
02:58:26,280 --> 02:58:27,460
And by God.

2783
02:58:27,820 --> 02:58:29,180
They're going hell for leather now.

2784
02:58:29,260 --> 02:58:29,980
To shut us up.

2785
02:58:30,120 --> 02:58:31,300
About anything and everything.

2786
02:58:32,160 --> 02:58:33,680
Millions of people are sharing.

2787
02:58:33,860 --> 02:58:34,900
And spreading the truth.

2788
02:58:35,660 --> 02:58:35,960
And those.

2789
02:58:35,960 --> 02:58:36,400
Would be.

2790
02:58:36,400 --> 02:58:37,520
Determined to control us.

2791
02:58:37,600 --> 02:58:38,520
Or just to be rid of us.

2792
02:58:38,900 --> 02:58:39,620
Know the truth.

2793
02:58:39,900 --> 02:58:41,040
Is their kryptonite.

2794
02:58:42,020 --> 02:58:42,940
Pushing as hard as.

2795
02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:43,640
Push.

2796
02:58:43,860 --> 02:58:44,580
The truth.

2797
02:58:45,180 --> 02:58:46,120
Is out there.

2798
02:58:46,780 --> 02:58:47,440
X-Files.

2799
02:58:47,920 --> 02:58:48,940
Malta and Scully.

2800
02:58:49,360 --> 02:58:49,960
Remember that?

2801
02:58:50,360 --> 02:58:50,660
Yeah.

2802
02:58:51,040 --> 02:58:52,360
We're living in the X-Files.

2803
02:58:52,580 --> 02:58:52,900
Anyone.

2804
02:58:53,220 --> 02:58:54,760
Towards the sound of silence.

2805
02:58:54,900 --> 02:58:55,960
The silence of the people.

2806
02:58:56,320 --> 02:58:57,400
Are the United Nations.

2807
02:58:57,520 --> 02:58:58,060
The UN.

2808
02:58:59,080 --> 02:59:00,500
Almost the last act.

2809
02:59:00,640 --> 02:59:01,240
Of the latest.

2810
02:59:01,460 --> 02:59:02,900
G20 Leaders Summit.

2811
02:59:03,020 --> 02:59:03,720
In Rio de Janeiro.

2812
02:59:03,860 --> 02:59:04,260
In Brazil.

2813
02:59:04,380 --> 02:59:05,120
He's reading.

2814
02:59:05,220 --> 02:59:05,640
Look at his.

2815
02:59:05,640 --> 02:59:06,540
He's just reading.

2816
02:59:06,660 --> 02:59:07,460
Up a fucking script.

2817
02:59:07,600 --> 02:59:08,000
On the computer.

2818
02:59:08,120 --> 02:59:08,560
At least when he was.

2819
02:59:08,560 --> 02:59:09,060
In the studio.

2820
02:59:09,220 --> 02:59:09,500
It was.

2821
02:59:10,020 --> 02:59:10,420
Auto-cue.

2822
02:59:11,340 --> 02:59:12,260
And it looked.

2823
02:59:12,340 --> 02:59:12,780
Kind of.

2824
02:59:12,880 --> 02:59:13,700
Semi-legitimate.

2825
02:59:13,820 --> 02:59:14,200
That he was.

2826
02:59:14,640 --> 02:59:14,960
He was.

2827
02:59:15,080 --> 02:59:16,240
His piercing eyes.

2828
02:59:16,340 --> 02:59:17,400
Were fucking gazing.

2829
02:59:17,400 --> 02:59:18,300
Into your soul.

2830
02:59:19,100 --> 02:59:19,980
The soothsayer.

2831
02:59:21,560 --> 02:59:21,960
Caledonian.

2832
02:59:22,220 --> 02:59:22,700
Soothsayer.

2833
02:59:22,700 --> 02:59:23,420
Of the truth.

2834
02:59:23,680 --> 02:59:38,220
This week.

2835
02:59:38,220 --> 02:59:39,180
There's no passion.

2836
02:59:39,180 --> 02:59:39,520
And there's no passion in it.

2837
02:59:39,520 --> 02:59:41,020
I think the intonation.

2838
02:59:41,020 --> 02:59:41,900
On pot calling.

2839
02:59:41,900 --> 02:59:42,800
Kettle black.

2840
02:59:43,440 --> 02:59:44,540
Was misjudged.

2841
02:59:44,800 --> 02:59:45,940
And he should have delivered that.

2842
02:59:46,040 --> 02:59:47,260
With a little bit more spice.

2843
02:59:47,420 --> 02:59:47,820
But it's.

2844
02:59:47,820 --> 02:59:49,500
Just like he is reading the text.

2845
02:59:49,940 --> 02:59:50,760
Off his notepad.

2846
02:59:50,820 --> 02:59:51,340
His documents.

2847
02:59:51,720 --> 02:59:52,220
This one.

2848
02:59:52,320 --> 02:59:53,120
To crack down.

2849
02:59:53,180 --> 02:59:53,960
On what they call.

2850
02:59:54,100 --> 02:59:54,800
Climate change.

2851
02:59:54,880 --> 02:59:55,480
Disinformation.

2852
02:59:56,260 --> 02:59:57,420
Talk about the pot calling.

2853
02:59:57,420 --> 02:59:58,360
The kettle black.

2854
02:59:58,860 --> 03:00:00,860
Not one of their doomsday predictions.

2855
03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:02,080
About sea levels.

2856
03:00:02,560 --> 03:00:03,360
And glaciers.

2857
03:00:03,560 --> 03:00:04,840
And ice free poles.

2858
03:00:04,840 --> 03:00:05,900
And polar bears.

2859
03:00:06,020 --> 03:00:06,940
None of it has happened.

2860
03:00:07,220 --> 03:00:08,800
When were they on about polar bears.

2861
03:00:09,420 --> 03:00:11,040
In the climate situation.

2862
03:00:11,980 --> 03:00:13,780
You have to really be au fait.

2863
03:00:13,900 --> 03:00:15,160
With all the climate stuff.

2864
03:00:15,240 --> 03:00:16,360
And the climate denier.

2865
03:00:18,860 --> 03:00:19,340
Shite.

2866
03:00:19,480 --> 03:00:20,400
That's being talked about.

2867
03:00:20,500 --> 03:00:21,260
To really understand.

2868
03:00:21,340 --> 03:00:21,940
What he's on about.

2869
03:00:22,040 --> 03:00:23,000
Because I don't know.

2870
03:00:23,100 --> 03:00:24,260
When he says polar bears.

2871
03:00:24,380 --> 03:00:25,220
What that means.

2872
03:00:25,980 --> 03:00:27,040
Just as a for instance.

2873
03:00:27,400 --> 03:00:28,360
The Daily Skeptic.

2874
03:00:28,680 --> 03:00:29,620
Reported this week.

2875
03:00:29,620 --> 03:00:30,840
That well known.

2876
03:00:32,100 --> 03:00:33,240
Paper of record.

2877
03:00:33,400 --> 03:00:34,300
The Daily Skeptic.

2878
03:00:34,300 --> 03:00:35,960
That Greenland.

2879
03:00:36,000 --> 03:00:37,200
Has been getting colder.

2880
03:00:37,580 --> 03:00:38,980
For the last 20 years.

2881
03:00:40,000 --> 03:00:40,560
And remember.

2882
03:00:40,980 --> 03:00:41,600
If the tyrants.

2883
03:00:41,840 --> 03:00:43,560
Describe something as global.

2884
03:00:44,180 --> 03:00:45,220
A global crisis.

2885
03:00:45,400 --> 03:00:46,960
Requiring a global solution.

2886
03:00:47,500 --> 03:00:48,700
And if part of their solution.

2887
03:00:48,880 --> 03:00:50,480
Demands silencing dissent.

2888
03:00:50,960 --> 03:00:51,380
Then whatever.

2889
03:00:51,760 --> 03:00:52,600
Tim Reedy.

2890
03:00:53,920 --> 03:00:55,640
Thank you very much.

2891
03:00:55,960 --> 03:00:57,900
Wasn't a great performance from me.

2892
03:00:59,480 --> 03:01:00,480
Thank you very much.

2893
03:01:00,480 --> 03:01:00,480
Thank you very much.

2894
03:01:00,480 --> 03:01:06,040
Welcome to the stream.

2895
03:01:06,740 --> 03:01:07,840
I'm Alan Hanson.

2896
03:01:08,400 --> 03:01:08,900
And tonight.

2897
03:01:09,180 --> 03:01:10,140
Is your lucky night.

2898
03:01:10,640 --> 03:01:11,960
Let's fucking go for it.

2899
03:01:12,020 --> 03:01:13,200
The old thing's up for grabs.

2900
03:01:13,580 --> 03:01:14,500
Whatever it is.

2901
03:01:14,640 --> 03:01:15,660
Is a scam.

2902
03:01:15,820 --> 03:01:16,580
And a fraud.

2903
03:01:17,380 --> 03:01:17,700
Anyway.

2904
03:01:17,900 --> 03:01:18,940
If it's disinformation.

2905
03:01:18,940 --> 03:01:20,140
About climate change.

2906
03:01:20,180 --> 03:01:20,420
You want.

2907
03:01:20,560 --> 03:01:21,120
Then the UN.

2908
03:01:21,600 --> 03:01:22,340
Is the font.

2909
03:01:22,420 --> 03:01:23,280
Of all nonsense.

2910
03:01:23,740 --> 03:01:25,580
The latest brain fart.

2911
03:01:26,000 --> 03:01:26,460
A so called.

2912
03:01:26,820 --> 03:01:27,660
Global initiative.

2913
03:01:27,960 --> 03:01:28,000
For.

2914
03:01:28,180 --> 03:01:30,400
He loves his excretions.

2915
03:01:30,580 --> 03:01:31,620
And his smells.

2916
03:01:32,100 --> 03:01:32,520
And his.

2917
03:01:32,680 --> 03:01:34,080
He loves sweaty stuff.

2918
03:01:34,400 --> 03:01:36,080
He loves going on about belches.

2919
03:01:36,440 --> 03:01:37,620
And farts and stuff.

2920
03:01:37,720 --> 03:01:38,000
He's.

2921
03:01:38,760 --> 03:01:39,200
Fucking.

2922
03:01:40,740 --> 03:01:41,520
Bizarre man.

2923
03:01:41,660 --> 03:01:42,300
Information.

2924
03:01:42,520 --> 03:01:43,100
Integrity.

2925
03:01:43,160 --> 03:01:44,180
On climate change.

2926
03:01:44,580 --> 03:01:45,620
Is only a symptom.

2927
03:01:46,040 --> 03:01:46,560
A last.

2928
03:01:46,880 --> 03:01:48,020
Desperate gasp.

2929
03:01:48,020 --> 03:01:48,700
From those.

2930
03:01:48,900 --> 03:01:49,480
Who would control.

2931
03:01:49,620 --> 03:01:50,320
Every aspect.

2932
03:01:50,440 --> 03:01:51,000
Of our lives.

2933
03:01:51,480 --> 03:01:52,480
To stop more of the truth.

2934
03:01:52,640 --> 03:01:53,100
Coming out.

2935
03:01:53,640 --> 03:01:54,240
And so the UN.

2936
03:01:54,580 --> 03:01:55,700
Like the rest of them.

2937
03:01:55,920 --> 03:01:56,420
Have decided.

2938
03:01:56,540 --> 03:01:57,720
There's nothing else for it.

2939
03:01:57,780 --> 03:01:58,360
But literally.

2940
03:01:58,580 --> 03:02:00,000
To stop us sharing facts.

2941
03:02:00,260 --> 03:02:00,840
And truth.

2942
03:02:01,420 --> 03:02:01,900
Farts.

2943
03:02:02,000 --> 03:02:02,540
So in Rio.

2944
03:02:03,000 --> 03:02:03,560
They announced.

2945
03:02:03,800 --> 03:02:04,360
A collaboration.

2946
03:02:04,720 --> 03:02:05,820
Between the United Nations.

2947
03:02:06,020 --> 03:02:06,500
UNESCO.

2948
03:02:06,720 --> 03:02:07,000
And the government.

2949
03:02:07,000 --> 03:02:07,960
Look we just.

2950
03:02:08,840 --> 03:02:10,580
Appreciate this little situation.

2951
03:02:10,580 --> 03:02:11,240
Here as well.

2952
03:02:11,340 --> 03:02:12,080
Because he's been.

2953
03:02:12,360 --> 03:02:12,540
De.

2954
03:02:12,700 --> 03:02:13,380
What is it.

2955
03:02:13,440 --> 03:02:13,700
Fucking.

2956
03:02:14,260 --> 03:02:16,120
Relegated from studio work now.

2957
03:02:16,240 --> 03:02:17,540
To doing his own one.

2958
03:02:17,640 --> 03:02:18,240
In his gaff.

2959
03:02:18,680 --> 03:02:19,060
Which is.

2960
03:02:19,240 --> 03:02:20,020
That's no value.

2961
03:02:20,120 --> 03:02:20,800
Because he's doing them.

2962
03:02:20,880 --> 03:02:21,580
On his own channel.

2963
03:02:22,180 --> 03:02:22,600
But then.

2964
03:02:22,660 --> 03:02:23,880
GB News.

2965
03:02:24,440 --> 03:02:25,780
Have put this little bug.

2966
03:02:25,840 --> 03:02:27,080
At the top left hand corner.

2967
03:02:27,240 --> 03:02:28,200
Like it's a Netflix.

2968
03:02:28,720 --> 03:02:29,200
Original.

2969
03:02:29,680 --> 03:02:30,160
It's called.

2970
03:02:30,840 --> 03:02:32,220
Time for a GB News.

2971
03:02:32,280 --> 03:02:33,200
Original guys.

2972
03:02:33,860 --> 03:02:34,580
Sit down.

2973
03:02:34,660 --> 03:02:35,740
And strap yourselves in.

2974
03:02:35,820 --> 03:02:36,260
For a fucking.

2975
03:02:36,800 --> 03:02:38,200
A real hot slice.

2976
03:02:40,200 --> 03:02:41,200
Of Netflix.

2977
03:02:41,200 --> 03:02:42,200
Original magic.

2978
03:02:42,640 --> 03:02:43,720
Government of Brazil.

2979
03:02:43,920 --> 03:02:44,240
Quote.

2980
03:02:44,640 --> 03:02:45,860
The global initiative.

2981
03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:45,860
The global initiative.

2982
03:02:45,860 --> 03:02:47,800
For information integrity.

2983
03:02:47,800 --> 03:02:49,120
On climate change.

2984
03:02:49,760 --> 03:02:50,300
It's an attempt.

2985
03:02:50,480 --> 03:02:51,240
They told each other.

2986
03:02:51,400 --> 03:02:52,240
To address.

2987
03:02:52,240 --> 03:02:53,680
Disinformation campaigns.

2988
03:02:53,680 --> 03:02:54,520
That are delaying.

2989
03:02:54,640 --> 03:02:55,440
And derailing.

2990
03:02:55,840 --> 03:02:56,700
Climate action.

2991
03:02:57,340 --> 03:02:58,100
By which is meant.

2992
03:02:58,440 --> 03:02:58,720
People.

2993
03:02:58,980 --> 03:02:59,220
Knowing.

2994
03:02:59,380 --> 03:02:59,740
And sharing.

2995
03:02:59,860 --> 03:03:00,120
The fact.

2996
03:03:00,200 --> 03:03:01,820
There is no climate crisis.

2997
03:03:02,200 --> 03:03:03,200
Are getting in the way.

2998
03:03:03,260 --> 03:03:04,020
Of scams.

2999
03:03:04,380 --> 03:03:04,900
Designed.

3000
03:03:05,020 --> 03:03:05,620
To make people.

3001
03:03:05,740 --> 03:03:06,080
Cold.

3002
03:03:06,300 --> 03:03:06,660
Hungry.

3003
03:03:06,980 --> 03:03:07,280
Poor.

3004
03:03:07,600 --> 03:03:08,080
And so.

3005
03:03:08,240 --> 03:03:09,100
Utterly dependent.

3006
03:03:09,280 --> 03:03:10,760
On centralised authority.

3007
03:03:11,620 --> 03:03:11,860
Quote.

3008
03:03:12,020 --> 03:03:12,620
The initiative.

3009
03:03:12,760 --> 03:03:13,320
Responds.

3010
03:03:13,540 --> 03:03:14,080
To the commitment.

3011
03:03:14,260 --> 03:03:15,020
In the global.

3012
03:03:15,400 --> 03:03:16,300
Digital compact.

3013
03:03:16,480 --> 03:03:17,620
It's sad.

3014
03:03:17,800 --> 03:03:18,760
Because he's got a lot.

3015
03:03:18,900 --> 03:03:19,960
He's got a lot going.

3016
03:03:20,300 --> 03:03:20,540
For him.

3017
03:03:20,600 --> 03:03:21,080
In his delivery.

3018
03:03:21,200 --> 03:03:23,340
It's why I like to watch the videos.

3019
03:03:23,460 --> 03:03:23,800
But I mean.

3020
03:03:24,320 --> 03:03:25,000
It's rubbish.

3021
03:03:25,000 --> 03:03:25,740
When he's fucking.

3022
03:03:26,100 --> 03:03:27,420
Reading off the text page.

3023
03:03:27,500 --> 03:03:27,780
Because.

3024
03:03:28,240 --> 03:03:29,420
It's the GBN original.

3025
03:03:29,540 --> 03:03:30,120
For fuck's sake.

3026
03:03:30,540 --> 03:03:31,520
There needs to be some.

3027
03:03:31,960 --> 03:03:33,420
Element of this delivery.

3028
03:03:33,580 --> 03:03:33,840
That is.

3029
03:03:34,440 --> 03:03:35,560
It sets it aside.

3030
03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:36,240
From the.

3031
03:03:36,320 --> 03:03:37,240
The slew of.

3032
03:03:37,240 --> 03:03:38,980
GB News content.

3033
03:03:39,220 --> 03:03:40,180
That is already out there.

3034
03:03:40,260 --> 03:03:41,740
And it's not delivering at all.

3035
03:03:42,020 --> 03:03:42,620
Like this is.

3036
03:03:42,860 --> 03:03:43,960
Two out of five stars.

3037
03:03:44,140 --> 03:03:44,600
So far.

3038
03:03:45,820 --> 03:03:46,300
Adopted.

3039
03:03:46,420 --> 03:03:47,520
By the United Nations.

3040
03:03:47,720 --> 03:03:48,080
Members.

3041
03:03:48,240 --> 03:03:48,580
States.

3042
03:03:48,860 --> 03:03:49,400
At the summit.

3043
03:03:49,480 --> 03:03:50,000
Of the future.

3044
03:03:50,180 --> 03:03:50,760
In September.

3045
03:03:51,400 --> 03:03:51,800
2024.

3046
03:03:52,560 --> 03:03:53,040
Remember.

3047
03:03:53,200 --> 03:03:53,480
The summit.

3048
03:03:53,560 --> 03:03:54,020
For the future.

3049
03:03:54,260 --> 03:03:54,940
And the pact.

3050
03:03:55,000 --> 03:03:55,520
For the future.

3051
03:03:56,060 --> 03:03:57,080
That's what they came up with.

3052
03:03:57,200 --> 03:03:58,320
When the pesky people.

3053
03:03:58,720 --> 03:03:59,160
Rumbled.

3054
03:03:59,540 --> 03:04:00,060
The world.

3055
03:04:00,220 --> 03:04:00,500
Health.

3056
03:04:01,000 --> 03:04:01,400
Organisations.

3057
03:04:01,580 --> 03:04:02,000
Attempt.

3058
03:04:02,120 --> 03:04:02,940
To assume power.

3059
03:04:02,940 --> 03:04:04,340
Over all member states.

3060
03:04:04,340 --> 03:04:05,200
In the event.

3061
03:04:05,300 --> 03:04:05,800
Of the next.

3062
03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:06,660
Scandemic.

3063
03:04:06,660 --> 03:04:07,960
So the UN.

3064
03:04:07,960 --> 03:04:08,760
Picked up.

3065
03:04:08,840 --> 03:04:09,820
The soggy remains.

3066
03:04:09,820 --> 03:04:10,880
Of that power grab.

3067
03:04:11,100 --> 03:04:12,320
And turned it into the pact.

3068
03:04:12,320 --> 03:04:13,200
For the future instead.

3069
03:04:13,720 --> 03:04:15,480
Same impertinent power grab.

3070
03:04:15,640 --> 03:04:16,640
In a different wrapper.

3071
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:17,960
But I digress.

3072
03:04:17,960 --> 03:04:18,740
Back in Rio.

3073
03:04:19,040 --> 03:04:20,100
They were telling each other.

3074
03:04:20,180 --> 03:04:20,500
The pact.

3075
03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:22,540
Encourages UN entities.

3076
03:04:22,540 --> 03:04:23,540
In collaboration.

3077
03:04:23,540 --> 03:04:24,600
With government.

3078
03:04:24,600 --> 03:04:25,960
And relevant stakeholders.

3079
03:04:26,400 --> 03:04:27,560
To assess the impact.

3080
03:04:27,560 --> 03:04:29,660
Of mis- and dis-information.

3081
03:04:29,660 --> 03:04:30,820
On the achievement.

3082
03:04:30,820 --> 03:04:33,380
Of the sustainable development goals.

3083
03:04:34,380 --> 03:04:35,360
Everywhere you look.

3084
03:04:35,500 --> 03:04:36,880
There's a petty dictator.

3085
03:04:36,880 --> 03:04:37,980
Putting his hand.

3086
03:04:38,060 --> 03:04:38,700
Over the mouths.

3087
03:04:38,700 --> 03:04:39,540
Of free people.

3088
03:04:39,880 --> 03:04:40,760
Smothering the truth.

3089
03:04:41,260 --> 03:04:43,000
Everywhere you look.

3090
03:04:43,380 --> 03:04:45,620
There's always a petty dictator.

3091
03:04:45,620 --> 03:04:47,360
Smothering the mouth of people.

3092
03:04:47,640 --> 03:04:49,300
Everywhere you look.

3093
03:04:50,340 --> 03:04:52,640
There's always a petty dictator.

3094
03:04:52,640 --> 03:04:52,740
dictator.

3095
03:04:53,520 --> 03:04:54,540
Everywhere you look.

3096
03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:55,840
There's a petty dictator.

3097
03:04:55,840 --> 03:04:56,900
A petty dictator.

3098
03:04:57,580 --> 03:04:58,260
Dictator.

3099
03:04:58,540 --> 03:04:59,420
With you.

3100
03:04:59,820 --> 03:05:00,060
A dictator.

3101
03:05:00,280 --> 03:05:01,080
Putting his hand.

3102
03:05:01,160 --> 03:05:02,640
Over the mouths of free people.

3103
03:05:02,980 --> 03:05:03,860
Smothering the truth.

3104
03:05:04,180 --> 03:05:05,020
In a stoop.

3105
03:05:08,160 --> 03:05:08,980
That's what we're.

3106
03:05:09,060 --> 03:05:11,100
That's what the mind is conjuring up.

3107
03:05:11,160 --> 03:05:12,120
When you hear the words.

3108
03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:13,480
We get for a moment.

3109
03:05:13,480 --> 03:05:14,840
On this freeze frame there.

3110
03:05:15,280 --> 03:05:16,040
One moment.

3111
03:05:16,040 --> 03:05:17,420
Where it really does look like.

3112
03:05:17,420 --> 03:05:18,140
He's talking to us.

3113
03:05:18,220 --> 03:05:19,300
But it won't be for long.

3114
03:05:19,380 --> 03:05:20,180
I'll press play again.

3115
03:05:20,260 --> 03:05:21,300
He'll go back to reading.

3116
03:05:21,340 --> 03:05:21,740
The fucking.

3117
03:05:22,420 --> 03:05:23,180
Thing he's reading.

3118
03:05:23,340 --> 03:05:23,660
Australia.

3119
03:05:23,980 --> 03:05:24,880
Communications Minister.

3120
03:05:24,960 --> 03:05:26,160
Michelle Rowland.

3121
03:05:26,360 --> 03:05:26,980
And her cronies.

3122
03:05:27,280 --> 03:05:28,300
Have just this week.

3123
03:05:28,560 --> 03:05:29,640
Had to drop a.

3124
03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:30,760
Misinformation.

3125
03:05:31,000 --> 03:05:32,400
And disinformation bill.

3126
03:05:32,960 --> 03:05:33,560
That would have enabled.

3127
03:05:33,740 --> 03:05:34,360
The state.

3128
03:05:34,540 --> 03:05:35,220
In that poor.

3129
03:05:35,500 --> 03:05:36,020
Benighted.

3130
03:05:36,260 --> 03:05:37,080
Once and future.

3131
03:05:37,240 --> 03:05:37,860
Prison island.

3132
03:05:37,980 --> 03:05:38,640
Of Australia.

3133
03:05:38,880 --> 03:05:39,420
To censor.

3134
03:05:39,920 --> 03:05:40,320
Misleading.

3135
03:05:40,780 --> 03:05:41,220
Information.

3136
03:05:41,340 --> 03:05:41,700
Do you like that?

3137
03:05:41,960 --> 03:05:42,360
Misleading.

3138
03:05:42,720 --> 03:05:44,080
How vague can you get?

3139
03:05:44,420 --> 03:05:44,820
Do you like that?

3140
03:05:44,840 --> 03:05:46,280
Fools are misled all the information.

3141
03:05:46,400 --> 03:05:46,760
Do you like that?

3142
03:05:47,020 --> 03:05:47,420
Misleading.

3143
03:05:47,780 --> 03:05:49,160
How vague can you get?

3144
03:05:49,840 --> 03:05:51,300
Fools are misled all the time.

3145
03:05:51,380 --> 03:05:52,140
By all sorts.

3146
03:05:52,200 --> 03:05:53,920
You don't need new laws about it.

3147
03:05:54,540 --> 03:05:56,020
But at least the bill failed.

3148
03:05:56,020 --> 03:05:56,740
For now.

3149
03:05:57,160 --> 03:05:58,840
For want of support from ministers.

3150
03:05:59,840 --> 03:06:05,560
Investigative journalist and free speech warrior Michael Schellenberger was down under in time to see the bill.

3151
03:06:05,560 --> 03:06:06,980
Never heard of Schellenberger.

3152
03:06:06,980 --> 03:06:07,960
I don't know about you.

3153
03:06:07,960 --> 03:06:09,260
But I've never heard of this guy.

3154
03:06:09,260 --> 03:06:10,120
Bill fall over.

3155
03:06:10,820 --> 03:06:15,860
He talked about the knife edge upon which civilization itself rests now.

3156
03:06:16,580 --> 03:06:17,880
I'm looking at the solution.

3157
03:06:18,300 --> 03:06:18,600
Wow.

3158
03:06:18,700 --> 03:06:19,920
The solution to misinformation.

3159
03:06:20,420 --> 03:06:21,020
Schellenberger.

3160
03:06:21,020 --> 03:06:21,220
Schellenberger.

3161
03:06:21,220 --> 03:06:21,660
Yeah.

3162
03:06:21,800 --> 03:06:22,280
That guy.

3163
03:06:22,420 --> 03:06:22,880
Fucking hell.

3164
03:06:22,920 --> 03:06:23,960
How could I not know him?

3165
03:06:23,960 --> 03:06:24,700
His freedom of speech.

3166
03:06:24,700 --> 03:06:26,140
This guy is everywhere.

3167
03:06:26,340 --> 03:06:29,940
We all know Schellenberger from the Institute of Public Affairs.

3168
03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:32,380
Household name, sure.

3169
03:06:32,380 --> 03:06:32,860
Speech.

3170
03:06:33,280 --> 03:06:37,480
And that's been the solution to misinformation for several hundred years.

3171
03:06:37,720 --> 03:06:42,060
Ever since we stopped having to ask the king for permission to say certain things.

3172
03:06:42,060 --> 03:06:45,880
He describes this, you know, all of these debates that we.

3173
03:06:46,120 --> 03:06:52,640
Disclaimer here about climate change at the bottom of the thing as well.

3174
03:06:53,560 --> 03:06:55,400
That doesn't mean anything because.

3175
03:06:55,620 --> 03:06:58,840
Appear to be more trained as though they're completely new conversations.

3176
03:06:59,800 --> 03:07:01,340
How to deal with false information.

3177
03:07:01,820 --> 03:07:02,820
How to deal with hatred.

3178
03:07:03,540 --> 03:07:06,660
These debates have been occurring for 2,500 years.

3179
03:07:07,300 --> 03:07:10,500
There's no new arguments on any side of this.

3180
03:07:11,160 --> 03:07:12,840
We're just repeating ourselves.

3181
03:07:13,640 --> 03:07:14,900
And it goes back and forth.

3182
03:07:14,980 --> 03:07:16,980
And you often see the people that want the censorship.

3183
03:07:17,200 --> 03:07:22,660
They want to carve out, as John was describing, free speech for the elites, for the professor.

3184
03:07:22,660 --> 03:07:23,920
It's just wasting time.

3185
03:07:24,020 --> 03:07:25,700
This is a GB News original.

3186
03:07:26,720 --> 03:07:28,960
We've tuned in for the fucking Neil show.

3187
03:07:29,400 --> 03:07:30,760
And we've been given Schellenberger.

3188
03:07:31,180 --> 03:07:32,980
And this goes on, look, for another minute.

3189
03:07:34,760 --> 03:07:35,200
Padding.

3190
03:07:36,680 --> 03:07:37,580
Insane padding.

3191
03:07:38,420 --> 03:07:40,040
Farfurda, thank you very much there.

3192
03:07:40,180 --> 03:07:42,740
What was with those Scottish clothes?

3193
03:07:42,860 --> 03:07:45,400
How many layers this guy got going on?

3194
03:07:45,920 --> 03:07:46,920
I think that is...

3195
03:07:46,920 --> 03:07:50,540
I don't know what you call that.

3196
03:07:50,600 --> 03:07:51,360
Chiffon, is it?

3197
03:07:52,100 --> 03:07:56,000
They're for people who are going outdoors or are climbing.

3198
03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:58,680
They're fucking upper middle class.

3199
03:07:58,880 --> 03:08:00,660
They own property.

3200
03:08:01,660 --> 03:08:02,680
And they live well.

3201
03:08:02,740 --> 03:08:03,620
They eat well as well.

3202
03:08:03,660 --> 03:08:04,660
We totalitarians are everywhere.

3203
03:08:04,660 --> 03:08:05,580
We totalitarians are everywhere.

3204
03:08:05,580 --> 03:08:09,100
All out of ideas and determined only to stifle the truth.

3205
03:08:09,580 --> 03:08:11,920
It's been one lie after another for years.

3206
03:08:12,520 --> 03:08:19,380
More or less everything from the scandemic onwards that involves us, the people losing more or paying more.

3207
03:08:20,340 --> 03:08:21,080
Farfurda.

3208
03:08:21,120 --> 03:08:26,460
Sorry, there was a nice bit of intonation there just on that last little bit.

3209
03:08:26,460 --> 03:08:27,300
For years.

3210
03:08:27,300 --> 03:08:27,300
For years.

3211
03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:34,740
More or less everything from the scandemic onwards that involves us, the people, losing more or paying more.

3212
03:08:35,740 --> 03:08:46,080
The European Union Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, hailed as the leader of the free world since Donald J. Trump won the latest election in the United States, has labelled missing...

3213
03:08:46,080 --> 03:08:51,180
I don't think anybody has thought Ursula von der Leyen, oh yeah man, she's fucking leading everyone, man.

3214
03:08:52,880 --> 03:08:54,900
Ursula is the fucking man.

3215
03:08:55,400 --> 03:08:55,920
Go Ursula.

3216
03:08:56,080 --> 03:08:56,840
No one cares.

3217
03:08:57,620 --> 03:09:01,800
I mean, it just seems like she's just another bureaucrat.

3218
03:09:03,660 --> 03:09:05,080
He has a problem with her though.

3219
03:09:05,900 --> 03:09:08,860
Information and disinformation, the gravest threat the world faces...

3220
03:09:08,860 --> 03:09:09,280
Not a problem.

3221
03:09:09,440 --> 03:09:10,080
I mean, we do...

3222
03:09:10,080 --> 03:09:17,000
I have a problem with some of the European bullshit that does be going on, but I don't look towards her as the great divine leader.

3223
03:09:18,620 --> 03:09:21,960
She's not on Trump level, and he's equating the two.

3224
03:09:21,960 --> 03:09:24,660
Losing more or paying more.

3225
03:09:25,780 --> 03:09:49,860
The European Union Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, hailed as the leader of the free world since Donald J. Trump won the latest election in the United States, has labelled misinformation and disinformation the gravest threat the world faces.

3226
03:09:50,060 --> 03:09:52,380
Years ago, I was Chinese.

3227
03:09:53,280 --> 03:09:54,660
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3228
03:09:54,940 --> 03:09:56,340
UnitedHealth CEO.

3229
03:09:56,340 --> 03:09:59,080
Faces bigger than wars or climate change.

3230
03:09:59,460 --> 03:09:59,900
Aye, right.

3231
03:10:00,460 --> 03:10:01,420
I don't know how I can...

3232
03:10:01,420 --> 03:10:02,360
Aye, right.

3233
03:10:03,020 --> 03:10:03,840
Pull the other one.

3234
03:10:04,360 --> 03:10:08,420
It's got bells and fucking whistles on it, you daft bastard.

3235
03:10:09,380 --> 03:10:12,060
Faces bigger than wars or climate change.

3236
03:10:12,460 --> 03:10:12,760
Aye, right.

3237
03:10:12,780 --> 03:10:16,100
I'd love it if he just could swear in these.

3238
03:10:16,160 --> 03:10:16,860
It'd be brilliant.

3239
03:10:17,900 --> 03:10:20,200
Information the gravest threat the world faces.

3240
03:10:20,540 --> 03:10:22,480
Bigger than wars or climate change.

3241
03:10:22,820 --> 03:10:23,300
Aye, right.

3242
03:10:23,300 --> 03:10:26,180
I don't know how I can put it more plainly.

3243
03:10:26,700 --> 03:10:27,960
The leaders are lying.

3244
03:10:28,440 --> 03:10:30,360
And they know we know they're lying.

3245
03:10:30,360 --> 03:10:36,860
And they think that by preventing us sharing the truth, they will be able to make us listen to nothing but lies.

3246
03:10:37,620 --> 03:10:43,980
Over in Rio, the scam is about shutting up anyone who might get in the way of what they call sustainable development goals.

3247
03:10:44,580 --> 03:10:49,020
Those goals, if pursued, will immiscerate millions, if not billions of people.

3248
03:10:49,980 --> 03:10:57,340
Always they are working towards centralisation of money, of energy, of health, of the food supply.

3249
03:10:58,000 --> 03:11:00,040
Pay attention to the C words, I say.

3250
03:11:00,540 --> 03:11:06,580
The threats to life and liberty are about control, about centralisation, about coercion.

3251
03:11:07,280 --> 03:11:09,460
The green agenda isn't about saving the planet.

3252
03:11:09,460 --> 03:11:10,620
It's about greed.

3253
03:11:10,620 --> 03:11:20,560
It's about the likes of Ed Miliband sacrificing the well-being of the population of Britain so he can tout vanity projects and strut around it, cop whichever.

3254
03:11:21,560 --> 03:11:43,660
Populist movements here, there and everywhere, in Britain, the US, across Europe, in South America, are made of desperate people hoping and praying for someone who might, might listen to them and give them what they want and need, which is equality before the law, freedom of speech, cheap accessible energy and not virtue signalling windmills.

3255
03:11:44,260 --> 03:11:46,860
Education, not indoctrination for their children.

3256
03:11:47,280 --> 03:11:48,900
Streets that are safe to walk down.

3257
03:11:49,740 --> 03:11:56,620
The people voting populist know they won't get any of that from the totalitarians masquerading as leftist and liberal.

3258
03:11:57,420 --> 03:12:01,500
They might not get it from any of the billionaires, but we must live in hope.

3259
03:12:02,540 --> 03:12:17,880
What would be a good kind of dystopian background theme tune to layer underneath Neil as he delivers his final salvo of opinions read from his notepad on the screen?

3260
03:12:17,880 --> 03:12:25,300
And I'm not going to take West End boys as an answer there, Rebecca.

3261
03:12:25,300 --> 03:12:26,040
It wouldn't fit.

3262
03:12:26,440 --> 03:12:31,900
I'm not going to take either Adagio for strings, just in case anybody puts that up there.

3263
03:12:32,900 --> 03:12:34,020
Does he have a nose whistle?

3264
03:12:34,020 --> 03:12:34,900
I'm not sure.

3265
03:12:35,100 --> 03:12:35,940
Maybe that's me.

3266
03:12:41,940 --> 03:12:43,020
Terra Hawks.

3267
03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:52,580
I'm going to go with that one there that you've just said Rob because I've never heard of it, but it sounds like it could be a goer.

3268
03:12:56,580 --> 03:12:58,760
Alright, here we go.

3269
03:12:59,420 --> 03:13:00,660
That's the Windows 98.

3270
03:13:00,660 --> 03:13:00,660
Um...

3271
03:13:00,660 --> 03:13:27,100
We might need...

3272
03:13:27,100 --> 03:13:28,500
Okay, it sounds promising, yeah.

3273
03:13:28,760 --> 03:13:31,420
Might need to put a bit of reverb on Neil, though.

3274
03:13:32,660 --> 03:13:33,100
Uh...

3275
03:13:33,100 --> 03:13:34,600
We put him in there, have we?

3276
03:13:36,060 --> 03:13:37,820
Yeah, he's got a bit of a nose whistle as well.

3277
03:13:37,860 --> 03:13:38,540
I just heard it then.

3278
03:13:38,600 --> 03:13:39,320
It's not a nose whistle.

3279
03:13:39,420 --> 03:13:41,100
It's just a really...

3280
03:13:41,660 --> 03:13:43,680
finely tuned mic.

3281
03:13:44,800 --> 03:13:46,700
Finely calibrated microphone.

3282
03:13:46,840 --> 03:13:49,100
It's picking up all his nasal passage.

3283
03:13:51,100 --> 03:13:51,500
Uh...

3284
03:13:51,500 --> 03:13:52,540
Advanced...

3285
03:13:52,540 --> 03:13:53,260
Oh yeah, filters.

3286
03:13:56,100 --> 03:13:59,100
I don't even know if I have a fucking...

3287
03:13:59,100 --> 03:13:59,100
Uh...

3288
03:13:59,100 --> 03:14:01,100
Reverb.

3289
03:14:02,320 --> 03:14:02,700
What's that?

3290
03:14:02,780 --> 03:14:04,280
VS2 plugin.

3291
03:14:04,880 --> 03:14:05,680
What does that do?

3292
03:14:06,300 --> 03:14:06,820
Reverb.

3293
03:14:09,180 --> 03:14:09,620
Alright.

3294
03:14:10,940 --> 03:14:13,460
Whatever you think of Elon Musk, he has...

3295
03:14:13,460 --> 03:14:16,260
I can't hear that, though.

3296
03:14:18,100 --> 03:14:19,780
Was there a reverb on Neil then?

3297
03:14:22,380 --> 03:14:23,440
Elon Musk!

3298
03:14:25,100 --> 03:14:25,600
Yeah.

3299
03:14:25,600 --> 03:14:25,600
Yeah.

3300
03:14:25,600 --> 03:14:26,100
Lovely.

3301
03:14:26,100 --> 03:14:28,100
I'll get that going.

3302
03:14:28,100 --> 03:14:32,480
Keep accessible energy and not virtue signaling windmills.

3303
03:14:32,480 --> 03:14:35,640
Education, not indoctrination for their children.

3304
03:14:35,640 --> 03:14:37,680
Streets that are safe to walk down.

3305
03:14:37,680 --> 03:14:40,220
The people voting populist.

3306
03:14:40,220 --> 03:14:45,420
Any of that from the totalitarians masquerading as leftist and liberal.

3307
03:14:46,280 --> 03:14:48,660
They might not get it from any of the billionaires.

3308
03:14:48,660 --> 03:14:50,240
But we must live in hope.

3309
03:14:51,320 --> 03:14:57,660
Whatever you think of Elon Musk, he has freed Twitter, or X if you prefer, from the totalitarians

3310
03:14:57,660 --> 03:15:00,660
who had sought to make a hell state of liberal and leftist...

3311
03:15:00,660 --> 03:15:01,280
That sounds a bit...

3312
03:15:01,280 --> 03:15:04,160
That bit sounds a bit Scottish there as hell.

3313
03:15:04,160 --> 03:15:11,160
*sad singing*

3314
03:15:11,160 --> 03:15:13,160
*sad singing*

3315
03:15:13,160 --> 03:15:15,160
*sad singing*

3316
03:15:15,160 --> 03:15:34,160
To think of Elon Musk, he has freed Twitter, or X if you prefer, from the totalitarians who had sought to make a hellscape of liberal and leftist lies and nothing else. When it comes to free speech, X is about as good as it gets right now. The hoaxes are everywhere.

3317
03:15:34,160 --> 03:15:35,160
As good as it gets.

3318
03:15:35,160 --> 03:15:37,160
Oh no, where's he gone?

3319
03:15:37,160 --> 03:15:38,160
Where's he gone?

3320
03:15:38,160 --> 03:15:39,160
Where's he gone?

3321
03:15:39,160 --> 03:15:43,940
Governments lie to the people about the thing they called Covid so they could tout a pandemic

3322
03:15:43,940 --> 03:15:49,820
that was a hoax that enabled the greatest transfer of wealth from poor to rich in all of human history, as well as tightening of...

3323
03:15:49,820 --> 03:15:50,820
Neil!

3324
03:15:50,820 --> 03:15:56,500
That's fucking Neil, that's indespicable. Get your ass back to the lobby of bogeys.

3325
03:15:56,500 --> 03:15:58,980
Hell things up for grabs.

3326
03:15:58,980 --> 03:15:59,980
Where the fuck is Neil gone?

3327
03:15:59,980 --> 03:16:04,980
I didn't know what you think you're doing in the war zone, but that performance there

3328
03:16:04,980 --> 03:16:08,560
belonged in the fucking skip. Regroup and go again.

3329
03:16:08,560 --> 03:16:11,900
Hell things up for grabs.

3330
03:16:11,900 --> 03:16:13,780
There we go.

3331
03:16:13,780 --> 03:16:17,360
Why is it a buidoo?

3332
03:16:17,360 --> 03:16:25,600
...the leash around our necks. While Western governments continue to lie to the people around our necks.

3333
03:16:25,600 --> 03:16:34,660
While Western would be greatest to transfer wealth from poor to rich in all of human history, as well as tightening the leash around our necks.

3334
03:16:34,660 --> 03:16:36,240
Think the leash around our necks.

3335
03:16:36,240 --> 03:16:38,240
Think the leash around our necks.

3336
03:16:38,240 --> 03:16:45,420
Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets. Around the Mets.

3337
03:16:45,780 --> 03:16:57,700
While Western governments continue to lie to the people that the war in Ukraine is about defending democracy, the truth is it's for the profit of warmongers and to provoke regime change in Russia.

3338
03:16:58,080 --> 03:17:06,640
What's happening in Gaza is a plausible genocide despite the lies of the Israeli regime and those supporting that regime.

3339
03:17:07,360 --> 03:17:19,280
There is no climate emergency making the so-called climate crisis another host. All of it's about making money and increasing control over our lives and soon enough it makes you have to breathe.

3340
03:17:19,820 --> 03:17:20,260
Breathe.

3341
03:17:20,260 --> 03:17:38,020
Black criminals like Tony Blair rock the streets with impunity. Having lied to the streets of an illegal war in Iraq 20 years ago and killed a million people. Most recently pushing for the digital IDs that are his fantasy project. While regular people are jailed for opinions aired on social media.

3342
03:17:38,260 --> 03:17:49,380
Here in Britain, Prime Minister Keir Starmer's latest news is what he's calling respect orders. Which he says will target behavior likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.

3343
03:17:50,100 --> 03:18:00,260
Starmer said the respect orders were a simple but effective way of tackling antisocial behavior which blights communities. He said the measure of had teeth as people who breached orders.

3344
03:18:00,260 --> 03:18:22,260
He said the measure of had teeth as people who breached orders could be arrested. No such prospect awaits high profile pedophiles and war criminals. High profile pedophiles and war criminals. But that's two tier tier for you.

3345
03:18:22,260 --> 03:18:43,220
But that's two tier care for you.

3346
03:18:43,940 --> 03:18:51,780
In a world run by criminal cartels determined to asset strip civilization until nothing remains but digital feudalism.

3347
03:18:51,780 --> 03:18:53,980
The ultimate enemy is the truth.

3348
03:18:55,420 --> 03:18:58,900
Who do these people think they are in Montecito?

3349
03:19:00,020 --> 03:19:01,620
Xanadu 2.0.

3350
03:19:02,480 --> 03:19:03,380
Fat off.

3351
03:19:04,160 --> 03:19:07,880
Whatever happens to feudalism means but digital feudalism.

3352
03:19:08,740 --> 03:19:12,260
The digital feudalism means but digital feudalism.

3353
03:19:12,680 --> 03:19:14,180
Yanis Varoufakis.

3354
03:19:14,760 --> 03:19:16,500
The ultimate enemy is the truth.

3355
03:19:17,260 --> 03:19:19,600
Whatever happens next, keep speaking it.

3356
03:19:19,600 --> 03:19:22,560
The truth. The whole truth. And nothing but.

3357
03:19:22,580 --> 03:19:23,320
But the truth.

3358
03:19:25,140 --> 03:19:26,560
And nothing but.

3359
03:19:26,560 --> 03:19:32,100
Scottish.

3360
03:19:32,100 --> 03:19:36,100
Scottish.

3361
03:19:36,100 --> 03:19:36,120
Scottish.

3362
03:19:36,120 --> 03:19:36,120
Scottish.

3363
03:19:36,120 --> 03:19:36,140
Scottish.

3364
03:19:36,140 --> 03:19:36,140
Scottish.

3365
03:19:36,140 --> 03:19:39,980
*MWAAA-Y-O-H*

3366
03:19:40,980 --> 03:19:44,900
*Boss Scottish Ouija board*

3367
03:19:49,340 --> 03:19:51,860
*MWAAA-SAMBADY CHE*

3368
03:19:53,140 --> 03:19:57,460
But you suck, suck, what what you see, mama chay!

3369
03:19:57,460 --> 03:20:02,820
...Optrination for their children. Streets that are safe to walk down.

3370
03:20:02,820 --> 03:20:05,220
Streets of rage too.

3371
03:20:05,220 --> 03:20:16,100
...voting pop... Streets of rage too. Axel. Little rollerblade guy. He was strong in his attacks.

3372
03:20:16,100 --> 03:20:35,100
Populists know they won't get any of that from the totalitarian masquerading as leftist and liberal. Pushing for the digital IDs that are his fantasy project.

3373
03:20:35,100 --> 03:20:51,700
I'll get the res... He said the measure had teeth as pe... had teeth... He said the measure had teeth as people who breached orders could be arrested.

3374
03:20:52,700 --> 03:21:09,800
No such prospect awaits high profile paedophiles and war criminals. High profile paedophiles and war criminals. Teeth. Disinformation camp.

3375
03:21:09,800 --> 03:21:22,400
Disinformation camps. We're going to be sent away to disinformation camps. It's all ahead of us. Elon Musk's Twitter truly is the free speech place at the moment. The best place.

3376
03:21:23,400 --> 03:21:35,720
But I wonder if you hit the buttons on the number pad while he's talking. Is it going to bring us any joy? Any randomised joy? So that I can just play the keyboard so to speak.

3377
03:21:35,720 --> 03:21:42,720
campaigns that are delaying and derailing climate action.

3378
03:21:43,720 --> 03:21:46,820
By which is meant colder.

3379
03:21:46,820 --> 03:21:49,120
Colder.

3380
03:21:49,120 --> 03:21:52,920
Rio. Colder. Rio. Colder.

3381
03:21:52,920 --> 03:21:54,720
People. Colder.

3382
03:21:56,720 --> 03:22:00,420
As colder. People. Colder.

3383
03:22:01,820 --> 03:22:04,320
Did you hear the "as far cold?"

3384
03:22:04,320 --> 03:22:07,120
There's like a *kwoop kwoop kwoop* on that one.

3385
03:22:07,120 --> 03:22:26,620
Colder. Colder for the last 20 people. Plain to see by anyone with their eyes open. Here, there and everywhere. Rio, here, there and everywhere.

3386
03:22:26,620 --> 03:22:47,120
Solution to fall over. Change. Fall over. Solution. Fall over. Colder. Rio. Colder. Rio. Colder. Plain to see. Not great, but still, it was alright.

3387
03:22:50,120 --> 03:22:55,120
And that was a miniature cleansing of the palette there.

3388
03:22:55,120 --> 03:22:57,120
*today*

3389
03:22:57,120 --> 03:23:03,120
Today is the final day for Tom's hotdogs. Get 'em while you can!

3390
03:23:03,120 --> 03:23:06,120
Joey the lips, thank you very much. Yeah, thank you very much for the tip.

3391
03:23:06,120 --> 03:23:08,120
*today* Last day for Tom's hotdogs.

3392
03:23:08,120 --> 03:23:14,120
Justice. Genesis would be amazing if you get the chance, says Conrad. I apologize there.

3393
03:23:14,120 --> 03:23:20,120
And Kiki Stockhammer, thank you very much for the tip. I missed your tips there. I think, uh...

3394
03:23:20,120 --> 03:23:45,320
Because Neil was just hugging the screen I didn't see any of the fucking tips that came through. I apologize. Apologize. What the fuck am I doing? I can't remember where I'm meant to be going here. I beg your pardon.

3395
03:23:45,320 --> 03:24:13,740
It's not much of a difference from when I was last playing. I didn't know where I was going then either. Oh yeah, we're on the fifth floor. There's a katana to be got. I've just killed a big fucking sweaty globule in a room. And yeah, that's about it. Yeah, yeah. Still going strong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a little look here. We go through there to that one. Yeah, there's a door there. I haven't tried a door there in that one. Go through there.

3396
03:24:13,740 --> 03:24:32,740
Do you think Neil is aware of these streams? I doubt it. But if he is, how are you getting on Neil? And look, mean no harm whatsoever. I mean, any engagement is good engagement. That's it, isn't it?

3397
03:24:33,740 --> 03:24:52,260
And I, for one, I mean, getting good value out of it. Getting good value. It's great. It's great fun. And keep doing. And don't fucking stop doing it, Neil. If you are watching, don't stop. Because you're putting it all out there. You're leaving it all out there on the pitch.

3398
03:24:52,740 --> 03:25:06,900
No stone left unturned. And keep banging on about it, you know? They'll call you everything under the sun. COVID denier. Euro skeptic. Climate skeptic.

3399
03:25:10,740 --> 03:25:13,860
I can't remember all the other ones that you listed off, but there's a lot of them.

3400
03:25:16,240 --> 03:25:23,000
Just wish maybe we knew where we was fucking going. That would be great. Oh yeah. Through that room and then try the door on the light.

3401
03:25:25,380 --> 03:25:33,580
Zig, thank you very much. Ziggy Stardust. And the spiders from Mars. I thought I'd fucking tried that door.

3402
03:25:35,740 --> 03:25:38,180
Will there be any Christmas cod this year?

3403
03:25:39,220 --> 03:25:43,760
I don't know. Unless I was living in Portugal where they eat cod on Christmas Day. What?

3404
03:25:47,500 --> 03:25:49,000
They call it Bacalau.

3405
03:25:51,840 --> 03:25:56,380
Yeah. And their Christmas Day is the day before. They have it at night on Christmas Eve.

3406
03:25:58,240 --> 03:26:00,580
Don't be laughing at another person's culture.

3407
03:26:02,000 --> 03:26:04,860
Yeah. You should be fucking shocked, you racist cunt.

3408
03:26:04,860 --> 03:26:07,680
It's not funny.

3409
03:26:08,400 --> 03:26:09,900
Potato waffles. Thanks for the tip.

3410
03:26:10,400 --> 03:26:12,340
Can you please tell Kelly she's a muffin?

3411
03:26:12,800 --> 03:26:13,940
Kelly, you're a muffin.

3412
03:26:15,840 --> 03:26:18,100
Um, what was I going to say there?

3413
03:26:18,200 --> 03:26:19,780
Will you be doing any Christmas cod?

3414
03:26:19,940 --> 03:26:22,280
No, I, well, it's there. It's ready to rock.

3415
03:26:22,360 --> 03:26:24,580
But I've been hearing some bad shit about it.

3416
03:26:24,940 --> 03:26:26,860
I've been hearing it's broken to fuck.

3417
03:26:27,220 --> 03:26:29,800
We've got a screwdriver, ladies and gentlemen. A screwdriver.

3418
03:26:32,800 --> 03:26:34,800
Emily the Gowl. Thank you very much.

3419
03:26:34,800 --> 03:26:50,600
Um, I've heard the game is, uh, but I think maybe that's just the rumblings of real whiny gamers, you know, who are just, they've got nothing else going on other than the game.

3420
03:26:50,720 --> 03:26:59,580
And then they complain. Why isn't the game like this? Why isn't the game like that? It's shit. I get killed too quickly. It's not. This game is broken, man. It's trash. This game is trash.

3421
03:27:00,140 --> 03:27:09,440
But I mean, is it really trash. I mean, it's a multi-million dollar company. I think they know what they're doing. I mean, they're probably still creating an entertaining game at the end of the day.

3422
03:27:09,560 --> 03:27:22,720
Which is more than can be said for Microsoft, who I've got a bone to pick with G. 80 euro was spent on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024. It doesn't fucking work. And there's no way you can return it.

3423
03:27:24,320 --> 03:27:30,840
Scumbags. Absolute scumbags. I'm looking forward to that. Or at least Tommy Schlug was. Tom, are you there, Tom?

3424
03:27:32,320 --> 03:27:44,320
Yep. I just want to go on record of saying that. That's scummy behavioural from Microsoft taking 80 euro out of people's pockets and then not releasing a fixed...

3425
03:27:44,320 --> 03:27:50,860
You'd think you'd fix the fucking thing. Basic stuff like the mouse doesn't even work when plugged into the Xbox.

3426
03:27:52,060 --> 03:27:59,180
You'd hear it there. The mouse, lad, doesn't even work when plugged into the fucking Xbox.

3427
03:28:00,260 --> 03:28:03,320
Sorry, there's a lot of Hanson going on. The mouse doesn't even work.

3428
03:28:06,220 --> 03:28:09,660
There's a lot of other stuff as well. It's probably just better off playing the original.

3429
03:28:11,620 --> 03:28:16,120
Sorry, there was a burp and there was no other audio bed on the fucking stream to cover it.

3430
03:28:17,080 --> 03:28:20,860
So I hold my hands up and say, yeah, that was an expulsion of fucking gas.

3431
03:28:20,860 --> 03:28:33,800
I just think that's scummy stuff. And then a little glimmer of hope there earlier on when it said Microsoft 24, Flight Simulator 2024 is now updating.

3432
03:28:33,980 --> 03:28:41,680
I was like, this is it. This has to be it. It has to be fixed. Just simple, simple fix. The mouse works. Fix, please.

3433
03:28:42,240 --> 03:28:49,980
It can't be anything too big. And then the fucking update bar shot up and I was like, maybe I haven't fixed it.

3434
03:28:50,020 --> 03:28:54,700
But maybe it is because it's not a content update. That's just surely a tweak in the code for the game.

3435
03:28:54,900 --> 03:28:59,960
All it is, it just makes the mouse not fucking go balubas when you fucking move it.

3436
03:29:00,740 --> 03:29:06,960
I went into the flight thinking, yeah, here we go. Fucking Dublin Airport to Knock. Let's get going. 737 Max.

3437
03:29:07,660 --> 03:29:08,740
Didn't fucking work.

3438
03:29:08,740 --> 03:29:08,740
It didn't fucking work.

3439
03:29:16,220 --> 03:29:17,580
Absolute fucking scumbag.

3440
03:29:19,980 --> 03:29:24,900
And there's people that got that game for free as well on, well, not free, but they do the Game Pass and they get it for free.

3441
03:29:25,700 --> 03:29:34,960
But I thought, I'm not going to get Game Pass and then have to keep on renewing Game Pass when there's no games on Game Pass that I even want to play.

3442
03:29:40,780 --> 03:29:43,220
Sorry, that's brought me down. That's brought me down that.

3443
03:29:43,780 --> 03:29:53,420
But as for COD, I think I mean, getting back to COD, it's people fucking playing COD and enjoying it because I just looked online and people giving out about it.

3444
03:29:53,720 --> 03:30:01,240
Videos on YouTube with like nearly half a million views going, the state of COD in 2024 is trash.

3445
03:30:03,660 --> 03:30:07,060
I don't want to play Black Ops. I just want to play Warzone. It's all I want.

3446
03:30:14,140 --> 03:30:14,740
Enjoying it.

3447
03:30:15,380 --> 03:30:17,020
It says Varney T, but...

3448
03:30:17,020 --> 03:30:18,820
Jack Frank's...

3449
03:30:18,820 --> 03:30:25,560
Yeah, maybe I'll give it a go.

3450
03:30:26,720 --> 03:30:29,000
Not tonight. Maybe at the end of the night. I don't know.

3451
03:30:29,200 --> 03:30:29,920
We'll see first.

3452
03:30:30,040 --> 03:30:33,040
Get back into the fucking Silent Hill.

3453
03:30:33,240 --> 03:30:34,540
Like, you know, I'm enjoying the Silent Hill.

3454
03:30:34,600 --> 03:30:37,940
It's just a nice, nice chilled fucking situation.

3455
03:30:38,080 --> 03:30:38,740
You're going around.

3456
03:30:39,740 --> 03:30:44,320
I just admire what they managed to do with this game on the PlayStation 2 and what they had.

3457
03:30:44,320 --> 03:30:48,140
You know, the limited resources they had then.

3458
03:30:48,580 --> 03:30:53,420
What they managed to achieve in terms of mood, ambience, scene, setting.

3459
03:30:55,140 --> 03:30:55,860
You know?

3460
03:30:58,180 --> 03:31:00,240
We also know there are known unknowns...

3461
03:31:00,240 --> 03:31:01,820
Then you've got fucking Donald Rumsfeld.

3462
03:31:02,880 --> 03:31:05,380
Who's sadly passed there over the summer, I think.

3463
03:31:05,900 --> 03:31:07,400
Goober melon, thank you very much.

3464
03:31:07,740 --> 03:31:09,140
Or maybe even before the summer.

3465
03:31:10,680 --> 03:31:14,240
Apparently he fucking was saving lads in the Pentagon.

3466
03:31:14,940 --> 03:31:18,560
You know, when the plane crashed into the Pentagon, they were like, where's fucking Rumsfeld?

3467
03:31:19,080 --> 03:31:20,100
Didn't know where he was.

3468
03:31:20,820 --> 03:31:26,260
And then it turned out he was outside saving people, getting, like, pulling them out and putting them into ambulances and that.

3469
03:31:28,020 --> 03:31:28,200
Wah.

3470
03:31:28,800 --> 03:31:29,160
Wah.

3471
03:31:29,840 --> 03:31:31,860
Minus the weirdos if mic is on.

3472
03:31:31,940 --> 03:31:32,260
Okay, sorry.

3473
03:31:32,320 --> 03:31:34,080
I thought the mic was off then, so I was doing wah.

3474
03:31:35,080 --> 03:31:36,580
Cod is 200 gigabyte.

3475
03:31:38,740 --> 03:31:41,320
We can't forget the mise-en-scene.

3476
03:31:49,960 --> 03:31:51,080
I digress.

3477
03:31:53,460 --> 03:31:56,600
Funny how he wrote I digress to read out.

3478
03:31:57,600 --> 03:32:01,560
And, uh, instead of, you know, dropping it in naturally.

3479
03:32:02,600 --> 03:32:03,900
That was the gallery there.

3480
03:32:10,420 --> 03:32:13,240
I think I just made a small noise there, like a...

3481
03:32:13,240 --> 03:32:13,800
Oop!

3482
03:32:15,520 --> 03:32:17,540
But that was me just going, what's going on?

3483
03:32:17,560 --> 03:32:19,820
But I held my breath when I was thinking, what's going on?

3484
03:32:19,900 --> 03:32:20,280
And it...

3485
03:32:21,000 --> 03:32:22,700
That little squeaky sound came out.

3486
03:32:24,080 --> 03:32:24,560
It's there.

3487
03:32:24,580 --> 03:32:25,140
That's broken.

3488
03:32:25,260 --> 03:32:26,200
Okay, we've checked that.

3489
03:32:26,280 --> 03:32:26,780
That's broken.

3490
03:32:27,000 --> 03:32:28,260
That's not for us.

3491
03:32:28,340 --> 03:32:29,460
That way is not for us.

3492
03:32:29,580 --> 03:32:30,220
A little cork.

3493
03:32:30,300 --> 03:32:31,400
Fucking noticeboard there.

3494
03:32:31,700 --> 03:32:32,420
Nothing on it.

3495
03:32:32,520 --> 03:32:33,200
Nothing for us.

3496
03:32:34,980 --> 03:32:35,960
Little door there.

3497
03:32:37,520 --> 03:32:55,080
And a door to the left.

3498
03:32:58,200 --> 03:33:00,460
Two-tier-tier-tier, twin-tier-tier.

3499
03:33:01,460 --> 03:33:02,660
Two-tier-tier.

3500
03:33:04,800 --> 03:33:07,000
What is he on about, like, saying...

3501
03:33:07,000 --> 03:33:08,040
Oh, there's the katana.

3502
03:33:08,180 --> 03:33:08,880
Great stuff.

3503
03:33:10,240 --> 03:33:11,580
Just wanking off.

3504
03:33:11,740 --> 03:33:12,560
Musk's ex.

3505
03:33:17,220 --> 03:33:20,360
The only place for free speech now is ex.

3506
03:33:29,800 --> 03:33:33,180
She does stomp around, but I have the volume cranked up to the maximum.

3507
03:33:35,540 --> 03:33:39,300
Then we can fucking turn around and then go through that.

3508
03:33:39,380 --> 03:33:40,200
We've got a katana.

3509
03:33:40,320 --> 03:33:41,640
What can we do with that katana?

3510
03:33:41,720 --> 03:33:42,980
That's the fucking question.

3511
03:33:47,260 --> 03:33:48,860
Other than use it on bad cunts.

3512
03:33:48,920 --> 03:33:49,780
Back out to the stairway.

3513
03:33:51,780 --> 03:33:52,580
Katana in hand.

3514
03:34:02,500 --> 03:34:16,780
Beautiful lobby.

3515
03:34:16,780 --> 03:34:16,780
Beautiful lobby.

3516
03:34:17,140 --> 03:34:20,020
The soothing sounds of the beautiful lobby.

3517
03:34:20,020 --> 03:34:33,340
That's the fucking no gore.

3518
03:34:33,340 --> 03:34:34,860
Fifth we've done.

3519
03:34:35,060 --> 03:34:36,180
Four is a no gore.

3520
03:34:36,240 --> 03:34:36,760
It's locked.

3521
03:34:37,160 --> 03:34:38,080
Three we've done.

3522
03:34:38,240 --> 03:34:40,220
We've to go down to two now for a quick look.

3523
03:34:40,600 --> 03:34:41,480
Just try this again.

3524
03:34:41,480 --> 03:34:42,040
No.

3525
03:34:47,040 --> 03:34:50,940
Katana is just a sweet, powerfully Malay weapon.

3526
03:34:51,660 --> 03:34:52,140
Nice.

3527
03:34:54,660 --> 03:34:57,920
I'm going to load that up into the fists as we speak.

3528
03:35:00,880 --> 03:35:01,600
Equip.

3529
03:35:03,600 --> 03:35:04,720
Kiri katana.

3530
03:35:04,720 --> 03:35:06,520
Atomic kitten.

3531
03:35:07,740 --> 03:35:10,080
Save that into the slot.

3532
03:35:19,220 --> 03:35:21,220
Open lift doors with jack.

3533
03:35:21,760 --> 03:35:23,440
I have a screwdriver as well.

3534
03:35:23,440 --> 03:35:24,000
I'm trying to think.

3535
03:35:24,000 --> 03:35:26,380
Oh that would go well into floor three.

3536
03:35:26,380 --> 03:35:28,240
Floor three's drawer.

3537
03:35:28,780 --> 03:35:29,340
Stuck.

3538
03:35:29,900 --> 03:35:32,360
Use screwdriver to prise open drawer.

3539
03:35:33,220 --> 03:35:34,600
Get rope out of drawer.

3540
03:35:36,040 --> 03:35:36,540
Yeah.

3541
03:35:36,540 --> 03:35:38,160
Boodock.

3542
03:36:02,160 --> 03:36:03,160
Boodock.

3543
03:36:03,160 --> 03:36:03,160
Boodock.

3544
03:36:03,160 --> 03:36:10,140
Boondock.

3545
03:36:11,200 --> 03:36:11,560
Boondock.

3546
03:36:12,340 --> 03:36:12,740
Boondock.

3547
03:36:12,820 --> 03:36:13,200
Turn left.

3548
03:36:14,260 --> 03:36:15,140
I don't know why I'm saying boondock.

3549
03:36:15,220 --> 03:36:17,080
How was the wrapped looking Francis?

3550
03:36:17,380 --> 03:36:17,900
The wrapped.

3551
03:36:18,080 --> 03:36:21,200
I played the wrapped there at the beginning and apologies again.

3552
03:36:21,300 --> 03:36:23,240
There was an NWA song that came on.

3553
03:36:25,980 --> 03:36:27,200
And I didn't know about that.

3554
03:36:27,240 --> 03:36:29,680
It was a blind playthrough of my fucking wrapped.

3555
03:36:29,680 --> 03:36:31,220
I didn't know that was going to play.

3556
03:36:31,220 --> 03:36:36,700
It must be rusted.

3557
03:36:36,920 --> 03:36:37,080
Yeah.

3558
03:36:37,280 --> 03:36:38,380
Just use your screwdriver.

3559
03:36:38,560 --> 03:36:38,900
Glad.

3560
03:36:43,700 --> 03:36:45,320
In the boon times.

3561
03:36:45,320 --> 03:36:45,340
In the boon times.

3562
03:36:56,540 --> 03:36:58,380
I've never played this game either.

3563
03:36:58,600 --> 03:36:59,680
Volga and I've never played.

3564
03:36:59,720 --> 03:37:00,220
Well I have.

3565
03:37:00,280 --> 03:37:00,420
Sorry.

3566
03:37:00,460 --> 03:37:01,380
I've never completed it.

3567
03:37:02,020 --> 03:37:02,880
Now I've got the rope.

3568
03:37:05,680 --> 03:37:09,220
I mean as basic and rudimentary as this may come across now to it.

3569
03:37:09,220 --> 03:37:20,480
In a world of hyper fucking drive AAA Call of Duty fucking whatever titles.

3570
03:37:21,940 --> 03:37:26,220
It has a nice serene vibe to it.

3571
03:37:26,220 --> 03:37:26,720
A nice.

3572
03:37:29,860 --> 03:37:32,660
It has a really nice little charm to it.

3573
03:37:32,800 --> 03:37:34,060
I've got the katana as well.

3574
03:37:34,920 --> 03:37:35,440
Look at that.

3575
03:37:35,500 --> 03:37:38,920
That's going to really slice and dice a few of those leggings and Jessops.

3576
03:37:41,720 --> 03:37:42,420
Father Gluten.

3577
03:37:42,520 --> 03:37:43,600
Last day of YouTube Premium.

3578
03:37:43,740 --> 03:37:44,760
No better way to spend it.

3579
03:37:44,820 --> 03:37:48,200
And how are you finding that YouTube Premium Father Gluten?

3580
03:37:48,300 --> 03:37:51,020
We were having a big conversation.

3581
03:37:51,640 --> 03:37:56,960
We were having discourse about YouTube Premium earlier on.

3582
03:37:57,180 --> 03:37:57,960
Some people are for it.

3583
03:37:58,240 --> 03:37:59,480
A lot of people are against it.

3584
03:38:01,480 --> 03:38:03,440
Slab is good.

3585
03:38:03,540 --> 03:38:04,220
I think you should.

3586
03:38:04,480 --> 03:38:04,880
Hold it.

3587
03:38:05,020 --> 03:38:06,040
I think you hold the sack.

3588
03:38:06,680 --> 03:38:07,280
So that's that.

3589
03:38:07,320 --> 03:38:08,020
I've got a rope.

3590
03:38:08,140 --> 03:38:10,060
Now what do I do with the fucking rope?

3591
03:38:10,360 --> 03:38:12,920
I bring that to a new place.

3592
03:38:13,840 --> 03:38:15,180
Where was I before?

3593
03:38:15,300 --> 03:38:16,420
I was up on the fifth floor.

3594
03:38:16,520 --> 03:38:18,520
There was nothing really to do with that rope.

3595
03:38:22,800 --> 03:38:24,680
You're saying that about the jack there.

3596
03:38:25,120 --> 03:38:26,620
Tough love oven glove.

3597
03:38:26,760 --> 03:38:29,080
But I don't have a jack.

3598
03:38:29,080 --> 03:38:33,880
I do.

3599
03:38:34,420 --> 03:38:35,300
When did I get that?

3600
03:38:36,000 --> 03:38:38,200
You used this to raise the car when you...

3601
03:38:38,200 --> 03:38:38,300
Okay.

3602
03:38:38,480 --> 03:38:39,820
Thank you very much there.

3603
03:38:39,920 --> 03:38:42,260
Tough love oven glove.

3604
03:38:42,260 --> 03:38:43,360
*thump*

3605
03:38:43,360 --> 03:38:44,360
*thump*

3606
03:38:44,360 --> 03:38:45,360
*thump*

3607
03:38:45,360 --> 03:38:45,860
*thump*

3608
03:38:45,860 --> 03:38:46,360
*thump*

3609
03:38:46,360 --> 03:38:46,860
*thump*

3610
03:38:46,860 --> 03:38:47,360
*thump*

3611
03:38:47,360 --> 03:38:47,860
*thump*

3612
03:38:47,860 --> 03:38:48,860
*thump*

3613
03:38:48,860 --> 03:38:49,360
*thump*

3614
03:38:49,360 --> 03:38:49,860
*thump*

3615
03:38:49,860 --> 03:38:50,860
*thump*

3616
03:38:50,860 --> 03:38:51,360
*thump*

3617
03:38:51,360 --> 03:38:51,860
*thump*

3618
03:38:51,860 --> 03:38:52,860
*thump*

3619
03:38:52,860 --> 03:38:53,360
*thump*

3620
03:38:53,360 --> 03:38:53,860
*thump*

3621
03:38:53,860 --> 03:38:54,860
*thump*

3622
03:38:54,860 --> 03:38:55,360
*thump*

3623
03:38:55,360 --> 03:38:55,860
*thump*

3624
03:38:55,860 --> 03:38:56,860
*thump*

3625
03:38:56,860 --> 03:38:57,360
*thump*

3626
03:38:57,360 --> 03:38:57,860
*thump*

3627
03:38:57,860 --> 03:38:58,360
*thump*

3628
03:38:58,360 --> 03:38:58,860
*thump*

3629
03:38:58,860 --> 03:38:59,360
*thump*

3630
03:38:59,360 --> 03:38:59,860
*thump*

3631
03:38:59,860 --> 03:39:00,360
*thump*

3632
03:39:00,360 --> 03:39:00,860
*thump*

3633
03:39:00,860 --> 03:39:01,360
*thump*

3634
03:39:01,360 --> 03:39:01,860
*thump*

3635
03:39:01,860 --> 03:39:02,360
*thump*

3636
03:39:02,360 --> 03:39:06,860
This is it. The pace is well and truly back on.

3637
03:39:06,860 --> 03:39:08,860
*thump*

3638
03:39:08,860 --> 03:39:13,040
A little bit of a fucking speed bump.

3639
03:39:25,360 --> 03:39:30,980
Door downstairs looks open too. No way I can get down here like this. Yes you can

3640
03:39:30,980 --> 03:39:36,220
with a rope. If she's good she can abseil down.

3641
03:39:36,220 --> 03:40:05,800
She's handy with the rope. Or is she? Nothing's happening lads. Game broke. Is the game broke? I used the rope. She had to press X. Press X to rope. Will he use the rope to get down? Yeah of course.

3642
03:40:05,800 --> 03:40:07,920
Fucking hell.

3643
03:40:19,140 --> 03:40:27,140
This is the floor. The second floor. We couldn't get onto this. Another zone replete with many doors to try.

3644
03:40:27,500 --> 03:40:31,440
The excitement just doesn't stop. We're inside the echo chamber right here.

3645
03:40:31,440 --> 03:40:40,920
Doesn't look like there's anything important around here.

3646
03:40:45,260 --> 03:40:49,820
Just bad. It's just a bed. Nobody is hiding under the covers.

3647
03:40:52,820 --> 03:41:01,140
Scampi fries. It looks like a packet of fucking scampi fries but it's beef jerky and a couple of fucking porcelain dalmatians. An old couch.

3648
03:41:03,140 --> 03:41:07,860
There's a booklet on top of the table there. Knife antique furniture in here.

3649
03:41:21,140 --> 03:41:22,140
You tear cure.

3650
03:41:28,460 --> 03:41:29,460
Teeth.

3651
03:41:47,100 --> 03:41:49,460
What the fuck is this little tombstone? Here look.

3652
03:41:49,460 --> 03:42:16,780
Green Ridge Mental Health Clinic. Let's go back there again. Was there a door I missed? Up there, down there to the right. Oh yeah, there's a shitty old bathroom. Did not notice this. Dark red stain on the bottom. Sick. Just for display. What? The toilet is just for display.

3653
03:42:16,780 --> 03:42:23,780
What kind of fucking gap is this?

3654
03:42:23,780 --> 03:42:41,660
I knew it.

3655
03:42:41,660 --> 03:43:11,640
Xanadu 2.0. I hope that's not game over now. Because I haven't saved Sculptom in quite a while.

3656
03:43:11,640 --> 03:43:41,620
Don't be game over.

3657
03:43:41,620 --> 03:43:43,620
Oh no. Not again.

3658
03:43:47,780 --> 03:43:49,620
Did she do this too?

3659
03:43:55,160 --> 03:44:23,680
Well, there you have it. It's been a switcheroo scenario. We didn't see that coming. Nobody anticipated that happening at any time. We thought it was just going to be a clean and serene walk through a few more corridors and then home to bed. Think again. We just bought ourselves a first class ticket to Shittsville, Tennessee. And there ain't no return train either. Strap yourself in.

3660
03:44:23,680 --> 03:44:52,800
It's about to get shitty. Listen to that tap twist dot wav. Papa save is right. Papa. Papa John's. Save slot one. Stuff.

3661
03:44:52,800 --> 03:45:11,180
I'm feeling very, very strong now with the katana. Little nod to Japanese culture there of the past. The katana. You can buy those in shops in Santa Panza.

3662
03:45:12,800 --> 03:45:21,560
I always wondered how would you get them back home? Fuckin' hell. And that's as creepy as it gets right now. That's as creepy as it gets.

3663
03:45:21,800 --> 03:45:47,800
It's a little bear. It's got bullets on it. Huh? There is a doll. There's a doll in the wheelchair. I've a bad feeling about it. What did she say? She said something else and I skipped it.

3664
03:45:47,800 --> 03:46:04,800
Oh god, look at that now. Another little fella being held by a fuckin' scumlord. That's... that looks like...

3665
03:46:04,800 --> 03:46:09,000
...Conaldo from the last game but without the cone on his head.

3666
03:46:12,800 --> 03:46:14,800
It's the Arno Conaldo.

3667
03:46:19,800 --> 03:46:27,800
The creepy clown, the non, the grim reaper, the werewolf, the vampire, the zombie, Wednesday Adam, Wednesday Adam's friend, Adam's friend, or the devil.

3668
03:46:28,800 --> 03:46:29,800
That's the way I came in.

3669
03:46:31,800 --> 03:46:33,800
Josephconi.ie

3670
03:46:39,800 --> 03:46:41,800
Oh, fuck!

3671
03:46:45,800 --> 03:46:48,800
What's that like? A little crawled scumlord.

3672
03:46:53,800 --> 03:46:54,800
Might be as well...

3673
03:46:55,800 --> 03:46:56,800
Sorry about that.

3674
03:46:57,800 --> 03:46:58,800
That's...

3675
03:46:59,800 --> 03:47:02,800
Some heavy noisage. Sorry about that noisage there, yeah?

3676
03:47:02,800 --> 03:47:03,800
Yes.

3677
03:47:03,800 --> 03:47:15,800
Feeling very good about the Katana Blade.

3678
03:47:16,800 --> 03:47:21,800
But not so good about these new guys that we've encountered in the underworld version of this Silent Hill building.

3679
03:47:21,800 --> 03:47:22,800
How about you?

3680
03:47:22,800 --> 03:47:26,800
Hurricane Henry, thank you very much, Hurricane Henry.

3681
03:47:26,800 --> 03:47:27,800
Is it Hurricane or Hurricane?

3682
03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:31,800
Whatever way you want to say it, it's probably correct.

3683
03:47:32,800 --> 03:47:33,800
More on that later.

3684
03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:33,800
Find the holy ore.

3685
03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:34,800
Kill her.

3686
03:47:34,800 --> 03:47:35,800
Find the holy one.

3687
03:47:35,800 --> 03:47:36,800
I beg your pardon.

3688
03:47:36,800 --> 03:47:37,800
Before it said ore.

3689
03:47:37,800 --> 03:47:38,800
That...

3690
03:47:38,800 --> 03:47:39,800
That N is disgraceful.

3691
03:47:39,800 --> 03:47:40,800
It needs to be...

3692
03:47:40,800 --> 03:47:41,800
It needs to be a little bit longer on that little right hand side.

3693
03:47:41,800 --> 03:47:50,800
I thought it was some sort of holy metallic stuff that we found in the ground, you know? Or at least the minerals used to forge metal.

3694
03:47:50,800 --> 03:47:51,800
Oh, fuck.

3695
03:47:51,800 --> 03:48:05,800
Oh, fuck. Look at that. It's a picture of me. Or at least the girl, fucking Avatar. I'm controlling Heather. And on the back it says, "Find the holy one. I'm fucking kill her."

3696
03:48:05,800 --> 03:48:18,800
Oh fuck, look at that. It's a picture of me, or at least the girl, the fucking avatar. I'm controlling, Heather. And on the back it says, find the holy one and fucking kill her.

3697
03:48:19,800 --> 03:48:43,420
Willy Bejesus, thank you very much there for the tip. That means I'm being hunted by the hounds of hell, which is not a very nice thing to be fucking faced with. The realisation that that's what I'm actually in right now, that's the situation I found myself in, is really beginning to put the willies and the shivers up me. More so the shivers than the willies. I wouldn't like that to be happening, huh?

3698
03:48:47,300 --> 03:48:51,400
That's me. Who could have taken this photo? That's really creepy.

3699
03:49:14,800 --> 03:49:18,120
Oh, here we go. David Bowie, look.

3700
03:49:22,600 --> 03:49:24,120
Leon S. Kennedy, boy.

3701
03:49:27,380 --> 03:49:27,780
Heather.

3702
03:49:28,600 --> 03:49:29,080
Oh God.

3703
03:49:29,180 --> 03:49:30,940
That's what you're called now, isn't it?

3704
03:49:31,000 --> 03:49:32,240
He needs to die, this cut.

3705
03:49:32,660 --> 03:49:33,680
And who are you?

3706
03:49:35,220 --> 03:49:36,400
The name's Vincent.

3707
03:49:38,260 --> 03:49:39,500
Don't forget it, okay?

3708
03:49:40,720 --> 03:49:42,000
I'm on your side.

3709
03:49:42,300 --> 03:49:45,440
So you say.

3710
03:49:45,960 --> 03:49:47,900
But how do I know you're not with her?

3711
03:49:48,800 --> 03:49:49,160
Her?

3712
03:49:51,620 --> 03:49:52,840
You mean Claudia?

3713
03:49:53,620 --> 03:49:54,020
Claudia Wickham?

3714
03:49:54,020 --> 03:49:55,920
Please don't lump me together with her.

3715
03:49:56,920 --> 03:50:00,140
She was totally brainwashed by that crazy old hag.

3716
03:50:00,480 --> 03:50:01,620
He needs to be fucking...

3717
03:50:01,620 --> 03:50:04,680
Head right in there, and then press.

3718
03:50:04,680 --> 03:50:04,760
Press.

3719
03:50:04,980 --> 03:50:07,840
Crazy old hag is a bit harsh.

3720
03:50:08,760 --> 03:50:10,860
She is your mother, after all.

3721
03:50:11,080 --> 03:50:15,520
Alright, the good thing about the PCSX2 emulator is that you can pause these cutscenes.

3722
03:50:15,620 --> 03:50:18,220
You wouldn't have been able to, in the original, probably would have just skipped you on.

3723
03:50:18,660 --> 03:50:20,880
But this guy, I'm already getting bad vibes off him.

3724
03:50:20,920 --> 03:50:22,060
His acting is atrocious.

3725
03:50:22,720 --> 03:50:24,260
And he's a computer fucking image.

3726
03:50:24,360 --> 03:50:25,380
How is that even possible?

3727
03:50:25,620 --> 03:50:27,160
They could have got him to take it better.

3728
03:50:27,840 --> 03:50:28,960
But he does need...

3729
03:50:28,960 --> 03:50:30,540
He would really, really benefit.

3730
03:50:30,680 --> 03:50:35,100
Or at least my life would benefit from him being placed there.

3731
03:50:35,160 --> 03:50:35,820
His neck there.

3732
03:50:35,880 --> 03:50:36,300
Head there.

3733
03:50:36,460 --> 03:50:37,820
And then just pressure.

3734
03:50:42,680 --> 03:50:43,540
Just like that.

3735
03:50:44,280 --> 03:50:45,400
Let's see how this goes.

3736
03:50:45,500 --> 03:50:46,700
I don't think that's going to happen to him.

3737
03:50:46,940 --> 03:50:47,460
What, Harry?

3738
03:50:48,000 --> 03:50:48,820
What do you mean?

3739
03:50:51,400 --> 03:50:53,020
You don't remember?

3740
03:50:53,020 --> 03:51:17,620
Robo Shackton.

3741
03:51:17,620 --> 03:51:17,620
Robo Shackton.

3742
03:51:17,620 --> 03:51:18,620
I apologize.

3743
03:51:20,180 --> 03:51:22,000
Please, calm down.

3744
03:51:22,140 --> 03:51:23,780
How do you know my father anyway?

3745
03:51:26,260 --> 03:51:27,840
I know everything.

3746
03:51:29,660 --> 03:51:32,480
I know about your past, too.

3747
03:51:32,920 --> 03:51:34,880
Then tell me what's going on.

3748
03:51:35,520 --> 03:51:37,300
You don't know even that?

3749
03:51:37,920 --> 03:51:39,300
That's why I'm asking.

3750
03:51:40,760 --> 03:51:44,560
If you know everything, then tell me how I can put an end to this.

3751
03:51:44,900 --> 03:51:45,760
Not yet.

3752
03:51:45,760 --> 03:51:49,100
Computer game.

3753
03:51:49,300 --> 03:51:50,920
Enjoy yourself a bit longer.

3754
03:51:51,780 --> 03:51:52,220
Enjoy?

3755
03:51:53,800 --> 03:51:55,720
I feel like I'm going crazy.

3756
03:51:57,660 --> 03:51:59,780
Doesn't this place get to you at all?

3757
03:52:00,720 --> 03:52:02,640
It gets to me all right.

3758
03:52:03,380 --> 03:52:06,700
I find it most fascinating.

3759
03:52:08,920 --> 03:52:09,360
Wait!

3760
03:52:09,740 --> 03:52:11,020
I'm not finished talking.

3761
03:52:12,860 --> 03:52:14,540
I knew you were on her side.

3762
03:52:15,180 --> 03:52:16,000
How do you think?

3763
03:52:17,320 --> 03:52:18,520
It is like the music.

3764
03:52:18,720 --> 03:52:19,600
They used some waterboard.

3765
03:52:19,600 --> 03:52:20,640
You too.

3766
03:52:20,640 --> 03:52:22,320
Chris Hitchens.

3767
03:52:22,560 --> 03:52:23,060
Hictions.

3768
03:52:23,060 --> 03:52:23,840
I was going to tell you.

3769
03:52:26,840 --> 03:52:36,020
Thank you very much.

3770
03:52:36,020 --> 03:52:36,020
Thank you very much.

3771
03:52:36,800 --> 03:52:38,160
A clone named Jessop.

3772
03:52:38,340 --> 03:52:41,680
A clone named Jessop.

3773
03:52:42,380 --> 03:52:44,060
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3774
03:52:44,920 --> 03:52:48,420
I'm going to move myself back over to the left-hand side of the father.

3775
03:52:49,300 --> 03:52:52,760
I'll roam around the virtual environment with my avatar.

3776
03:52:52,760 --> 03:52:57,560
I've got a lovely bottle of Oxidol going there if anyone wants.

3777
03:52:57,560 --> 03:52:59,520
It'll get you fucking walloped.

3778
03:53:00,520 --> 03:53:02,180
I've got a health drink as well for afters.

3779
03:53:03,180 --> 03:53:04,900
I've got a first aid kit if you're fucked.

3780
03:53:05,900 --> 03:53:09,620
I've got another first aid kit as well in case you get fucked even more.

3781
03:53:11,040 --> 03:53:12,700
And then I'm done with those shelves.

3782
03:53:14,460 --> 03:53:15,360
Anything else?

3783
03:53:16,140 --> 03:53:18,640
There's a junior high school chemistry book here.

3784
03:53:20,720 --> 03:53:27,920
When you pour diluted hydrogen peroxide onto manganese dioxide, oxygen is produced.

3785
03:53:28,560 --> 03:53:31,580
Although, oxygen will not burn on its own.

3786
03:53:31,840 --> 03:53:32,540
You do know that.

3787
03:53:32,840 --> 03:53:33,640
You do know that, yeah?

3788
03:53:34,440 --> 03:53:36,120
It will help other things to burn.

3789
03:53:42,460 --> 03:53:46,320
That's what we're going to use that shite for that we just got off the shelf there.

3790
03:53:50,200 --> 03:53:50,600
Oxidol.

3791
03:53:50,600 --> 03:53:52,160
Disinfect cuts.

3792
03:53:52,300 --> 03:53:53,460
But it foams when you put it on.

3793
03:53:53,520 --> 03:53:54,360
But we won't use it.

3794
03:53:54,480 --> 03:53:56,700
We will only use it when we're setting fire to shite.

3795
03:54:03,200 --> 03:54:04,440
Bit loud on that door.

3796
03:54:09,640 --> 03:54:10,320
Why not?

3797
03:54:10,320 --> 03:54:27,840
A weird guy is in there.

3798
03:54:27,840 --> 03:54:29,540
Too was he like.

3799
03:54:29,540 --> 03:54:31,700
Offbeat scenes.

3800
03:54:32,500 --> 03:54:34,940
As per usual from the Silent Hill team.

3801
03:54:35,720 --> 03:54:36,020
But.

3802
03:54:38,620 --> 03:54:43,740
Sadly lacking in any sort of connection or empathy with that character whatsoever.

3803
03:54:43,900 --> 03:54:44,560
I don't like him.

3804
03:54:44,620 --> 03:54:46,320
I know he's probably not meant to be liked.

3805
03:54:46,320 --> 03:54:47,640
But.

3806
03:54:47,640 --> 03:54:54,480
The least it could do is give them a kind of veneer of authenticity and.

3807
03:54:56,300 --> 03:54:57,400
Or reality.

3808
03:54:57,560 --> 03:54:59,920
That guy is just too much of.

3809
03:55:00,340 --> 03:55:02,160
He just looks like an idiot.

3810
03:55:03,040 --> 03:55:03,320
You know.

3811
03:55:03,380 --> 03:55:04,240
He looks like.

3812
03:55:06,400 --> 03:55:06,920
Leon.

3813
03:55:07,560 --> 03:55:09,080
Kennedy crossed with.

3814
03:55:09,680 --> 03:55:12,400
David Bowie in some film that I've never seen before.

3815
03:55:12,760 --> 03:55:13,160
Conrad.

3816
03:55:13,260 --> 03:55:14,380
Thank you very much for the tip.

3817
03:55:14,860 --> 03:55:16,500
These cunts are moving too fast.

3818
03:55:17,460 --> 03:55:20,380
They're moving too fast and we need to destroy them with the gun.

3819
03:55:24,040 --> 03:55:26,100
Your dog has been destroyed.

3820
03:55:32,820 --> 03:55:33,640
I'll get caught.

3821
03:55:33,640 --> 03:55:51,820
I'll get caught.

3822
03:55:51,820 --> 03:56:08,780
How to legislate for unpredictable transitions into the nightmare world.

3823
03:56:08,920 --> 03:56:09,660
Thank you very much.

3824
03:56:10,240 --> 03:56:11,700
Willem de Friend and Conrad.

3825
03:56:12,020 --> 03:56:14,560
And Spotify wrapped 2024.

3826
03:56:15,360 --> 03:56:17,140
How was your wrapped looking this year?

3827
03:56:17,500 --> 03:56:18,680
Commido and the coal parma.

3828
03:56:19,300 --> 03:56:21,120
How was your wrapped looking this year Francis?

3829
03:56:21,120 --> 03:56:22,320
Thank you very much for the tip.

3830
03:56:22,700 --> 03:56:23,440
I played it.

3831
03:56:23,820 --> 03:56:26,960
Turn that fucking filth off my headphones now.

3832
03:56:27,840 --> 03:56:30,020
I played it earlier on Spotify wrapped.

3833
03:56:30,120 --> 03:56:30,740
Thanks for the tip.

3834
03:56:30,940 --> 03:56:31,780
And it was.

3835
03:56:32,440 --> 03:56:34,660
All it was was the same tunes.

3836
03:56:35,260 --> 03:56:36,200
Bill Evans.

3837
03:56:36,920 --> 03:56:37,760
Beach Boys.

3838
03:56:38,220 --> 03:56:40,380
And a few rap tunes as well.

3839
03:56:40,540 --> 03:56:41,880
One which was very naughty.

3840
03:56:42,120 --> 03:56:43,480
Caught us all unawares.

3841
03:56:44,140 --> 03:56:47,020
And it had a few of the bad words in it.

3842
03:56:47,100 --> 03:56:48,280
But it was said by.

3843
03:56:48,840 --> 03:56:49,560
Not me.

3844
03:56:49,640 --> 03:56:50,300
So it's fine.

3845
03:56:50,420 --> 03:56:53,860
It's fine.

3846
03:56:53,860 --> 03:56:53,860
It's fine.

3847
03:57:04,860 --> 03:57:06,140
And that's you done.

3848
03:57:08,200 --> 03:57:09,340
That is you done.

3849
03:57:09,340 --> 03:57:09,340
That is you done.

3850
03:57:13,340 --> 03:57:23,480
I had craft work.

3851
03:57:24,160 --> 03:57:27,960
Plenty of tour de France by craft work.

3852
03:57:28,360 --> 03:57:29,660
I was trained.

3853
03:57:29,660 --> 03:57:30,220
Hanley man.

3854
03:57:30,320 --> 03:57:31,160
Thank you very much.

3855
03:57:31,200 --> 03:57:31,640
Hanley man.

3856
03:57:31,720 --> 03:57:32,860
Very very kind of you there.

3857
03:57:33,420 --> 03:57:35,360
Let's try and deliver here for Hanley man.

3858
03:57:35,440 --> 03:57:36,680
For Spotify and for Willem.

3859
03:57:36,760 --> 03:57:38,100
And for Conrad as well.

3860
03:57:38,200 --> 03:57:39,580
Who says have to go lovely night.

3861
03:57:39,640 --> 03:57:41,240
Enjoying silence in the hills.

3862
03:57:44,840 --> 03:57:46,680
They are loud as all cons.

3863
03:57:46,780 --> 03:57:49,800
Don't talk about my paid father figure like that.

3864
03:57:49,900 --> 03:57:50,420
I don't.

3865
03:57:50,420 --> 03:57:50,940
I don't get that.

3866
03:57:50,980 --> 03:57:52,180
I'll have to reread it in a bit.

3867
03:57:52,640 --> 03:57:56,320
Let me just try and maintain a level of composure and focus.

3868
03:57:56,580 --> 03:57:57,460
Dedication to this.

3869
03:57:57,520 --> 03:57:59,480
Now I found myself in a metal lift.

3870
03:58:01,480 --> 03:58:02,540
Metal slug.

3871
03:58:03,800 --> 03:58:05,460
Any way out of this at all is there?

3872
03:58:06,280 --> 03:58:06,980
Just buttons.

3873
03:58:07,360 --> 03:58:08,320
COVID-19.

3874
03:58:08,320 --> 03:58:08,760
19.

3875
03:58:09,640 --> 03:58:10,240
Brent Eagle.

3876
03:58:10,300 --> 03:58:10,960
Thank you very much.

3877
03:58:10,960 --> 03:58:10,960
Very interesting.

3878
03:58:10,960 --> 03:58:14,520
Just wonder what floor there I should go to.

3879
03:58:14,580 --> 03:58:17,420
If there's anyone who knows exactly where I should go first.

3880
03:58:17,540 --> 03:58:21,980
Or should I just take a wild punt on the fucking elevator of truth and destiny.

3881
03:58:22,580 --> 03:58:28,720
There might be a few silent hill heads out there who can dispatch news towards me at a rapid pace.

3882
03:58:28,820 --> 03:58:29,400
Leo said three.

3883
03:58:29,480 --> 03:58:31,520
I'm just going to take your first word for it Leo.

3884
03:58:32,080 --> 03:58:32,940
Welcome to the stream.

3885
03:58:33,040 --> 03:58:34,080
Welcome to the dream.

3886
03:58:34,720 --> 03:58:35,840
And three doesn't work Leo.

3887
03:58:36,960 --> 03:58:37,780
Shackle says one.

3888
03:58:38,640 --> 03:58:39,180
There we go.

3889
03:58:39,180 --> 03:58:49,060
Thank you very much Brent Eagle says thanks for playing these so I never have to.

3890
03:58:49,780 --> 03:59:06,080
That's why I thought there would be some value in them as well because I know there's a lot of people who might have had these games in their life or they were around when they were younger but they just haven't really got the time or the fucking patience to play them.

3891
03:59:06,860 --> 03:59:18,100
And I for one can't live out my life and ever imagine a world where I leave this world whenever that is hopefully a long time away.

3892
03:59:18,840 --> 03:59:27,200
Without having completed this work of art you know and it was there and it was just ignored by me because I was too scared at the time to play it.

3893
03:59:27,860 --> 03:59:29,400
Look at the fucking state of that like.

3894
03:59:31,140 --> 03:59:32,380
Look at the state of that.

3895
03:59:34,980 --> 03:59:37,680
Never even got this far back in the day.

3896
03:59:38,160 --> 03:59:39,500
Couldn't stomach it.

3897
03:59:40,140 --> 03:59:42,320
Got as far as the subway as I said earlier on.

3898
03:59:42,380 --> 03:59:44,520
I was in the subway and that was it for me.

3899
03:59:44,880 --> 03:59:45,400
Good night.

3900
03:59:45,500 --> 03:59:46,000
God bless.

3901
03:59:46,720 --> 03:59:47,460
Not having it.

3902
03:59:50,740 --> 03:59:51,740
Lovely soundscape.

3903
03:59:53,960 --> 03:59:55,360
OB10 spot Kenobi.

3904
03:59:55,480 --> 03:59:56,240
Thank you very much.

3905
04:00:11,600 --> 04:00:13,420
Every fucking studio at night.

3906
04:00:14,400 --> 04:00:15,420
Insurance companies.

3907
04:00:16,420 --> 04:00:16,940
Produces.

3908
04:00:17,660 --> 04:00:19,200
Thank you very much there Paul.

3909
04:00:21,600 --> 04:00:24,400
Any chance of a birthday shout out from my brother Gary.

3910
04:00:24,520 --> 04:00:25,560
He turned 30 today.

3911
04:00:25,800 --> 04:00:26,240
Gary.

3912
04:00:26,620 --> 04:00:28,280
How are you?

3913
04:00:28,820 --> 04:00:29,860
Happy day of birth.

3914
04:00:30,240 --> 04:00:31,880
And I hope that it all goes well for you.

3915
04:00:32,020 --> 04:00:32,400
30.

3916
04:00:32,880 --> 04:00:34,940
Still a great age to be.

3917
04:00:37,280 --> 04:00:40,540
Let's just fucking put this on a reload.

3918
04:00:40,920 --> 04:00:43,840
Let's stick a health drink into our veins.

3919
04:00:44,320 --> 04:00:46,240
And then let's move at pace.

3920
04:00:46,660 --> 04:00:48,440
There's going to be a lot of pain coming up lads.

3921
04:00:49,000 --> 04:00:49,860
Don't fucking...

3922
04:00:49,860 --> 04:00:52,180
Don't get scared now.

3923
04:00:57,180 --> 04:00:58,220
This absolute...

3924
04:00:58,220 --> 04:01:01,740
Disgusting excuse.

3925
04:01:03,480 --> 04:01:05,780
Sitting down on his arse doing nothing.

3926
04:01:08,180 --> 04:01:08,700
Nothing.

3927
04:01:17,840 --> 04:01:18,580
He's got a...

3928
04:01:18,580 --> 04:01:19,020
He's got a...

3929
04:01:19,020 --> 04:01:19,500
He's got a bullets...

3930
04:01:19,500 --> 04:01:21,040
He's got a box of bullets behind him.

3931
04:01:22,120 --> 04:01:24,180
And then there's some stuff over there.

3932
04:01:24,400 --> 04:01:26,100
I'm just going to try and not fight him.

3933
04:01:26,380 --> 04:01:26,960
And see how I get on.

3934
04:01:27,420 --> 04:01:28,340
I'll save Scummit.

3935
04:01:31,340 --> 04:01:33,140
Turn the volume down a smidge.

3936
04:01:33,220 --> 04:01:34,280
So it's not fucking annoying.

3937
04:01:35,540 --> 04:01:36,240
Save that.

3938
04:01:36,340 --> 04:01:37,420
Into slot one.

3939
04:01:39,300 --> 04:01:40,160
Slot world.

3940
04:01:48,720 --> 04:01:49,080
Yeah.

3941
04:01:49,160 --> 04:01:49,720
I can hear him.

3942
04:01:49,860 --> 04:01:50,380
He's getting up.

3943
04:01:50,720 --> 04:01:51,580
Got the pork liver.

3944
04:01:53,180 --> 04:01:54,640
What's that going to do for me though?

3945
04:01:54,720 --> 04:01:54,900
You know?

3946
04:01:55,560 --> 04:01:57,260
What's the pork liver going to do for me?

3947
04:01:57,820 --> 04:01:59,080
He's blocking my path.

3948
04:01:59,240 --> 04:02:00,240
He's big.

3949
04:02:00,320 --> 04:02:01,260
He's globulous.

3950
04:02:02,320 --> 04:02:03,700
He's very globulous.

3951
04:02:07,600 --> 04:02:10,940
We can lure him over here like a fucking tub of lure pack.

3952
04:02:11,360 --> 04:02:14,380
It looks like he's lived his life just eating lure pack.

3953
04:02:14,860 --> 04:02:15,620
Day and night.

3954
04:02:16,660 --> 04:02:18,100
Salted Danish butter.

3955
04:02:19,440 --> 04:02:21,440
That's what happens if you eat butter lads.

3956
04:02:21,600 --> 04:02:22,480
And butter only.

3957
04:02:22,580 --> 04:02:23,680
You turn into that there.

3958
04:02:24,460 --> 04:02:26,760
A real sad sack of fucking puss.

3959
04:02:27,660 --> 04:02:31,640
And he's got, as I said, what looks, what appears to be no penis.

3960
04:02:32,440 --> 04:02:38,060
Just an 180 degree arse that goes from back to belly.

3961
04:02:38,640 --> 04:02:39,980
Just a massive arse.

3962
04:02:43,480 --> 04:02:44,260
And we can leave him.

3963
04:02:44,500 --> 04:02:45,120
He's rubbish.

3964
04:02:45,440 --> 04:02:46,500
He's absolutely rubbish.

3965
04:02:47,240 --> 04:02:48,880
We didn't even have to do anything to him.

3966
04:02:57,320 --> 04:02:58,140
We've got liver.

3967
04:02:58,300 --> 04:02:59,500
What are we going to do with that liver?

3968
04:02:59,940 --> 04:03:00,520
We've got liver.

3969
04:03:00,860 --> 04:03:02,020
What are we going to do with that liver?

3970
04:03:02,120 --> 04:03:03,360
I'm going to just keep saying that.

3971
04:03:07,240 --> 04:03:08,720
Maybe we can examine the liver.

3972
04:03:10,940 --> 04:03:12,020
Let's examine that.

3973
04:03:12,740 --> 04:03:15,320
This was in the cafe's fridge.

3974
04:03:15,440 --> 04:03:17,660
Got to do something with it before it goes bad.

3975
04:03:17,720 --> 04:03:18,000
Okay.

3976
04:03:18,120 --> 04:03:20,340
So she's concerned about its sell-by date.

3977
04:03:23,940 --> 04:03:25,240
Or use-by date.

3978
04:03:33,700 --> 04:03:34,180
Liver.

3979
04:03:34,680 --> 04:03:35,160
Monster.

3980
04:03:35,300 --> 04:03:36,940
Maybe you feed the liver to the monster.

3981
04:03:38,040 --> 04:03:38,260
Yeah?

3982
04:03:38,820 --> 04:03:39,800
Sounds about right.

3983
04:03:40,420 --> 04:03:42,980
Sounds like something that had happened in this game, all right.

3984
04:03:44,920 --> 04:03:47,400
A bit of liver inside that monster's fucking mouth.

3985
04:03:49,060 --> 04:03:49,780
Bit of garlic.

3986
04:03:49,920 --> 04:03:50,380
Fry it up.

3987
04:03:50,440 --> 04:03:50,740
Yum.

3988
04:03:52,320 --> 04:03:53,120
Creepy clown.

3989
04:03:53,500 --> 04:03:54,320
Creepy clown.

3990
04:03:54,460 --> 04:03:54,820
The non.

3991
04:03:54,940 --> 04:03:55,560
The grim reaper.

3992
04:03:55,680 --> 04:03:56,220
The werewolf.

3993
04:03:56,320 --> 04:03:56,780
The vampire.

3994
04:03:57,200 --> 04:03:57,740
The zombie.

3995
04:03:58,100 --> 04:03:58,500
Wednesday.

3996
04:03:58,800 --> 04:03:59,280
Wednesday.

3997
04:03:59,840 --> 04:04:01,340
Looks like a fairy tale.

3998
04:04:01,440 --> 04:04:01,960
Or the devil.

3999
04:04:01,960 --> 04:04:14,060
Once upon a time, there was a monster.

4000
04:04:14,640 --> 04:04:15,580
A monster.

4001
04:04:16,320 --> 04:04:17,180
A monster.

4002
04:04:17,860 --> 04:04:19,580
Living at the gates of a village.

4003
04:04:19,960 --> 04:04:23,140
It was a very scary and bad monster.

4004
04:04:23,140 --> 04:04:24,820
It would catch people.

4005
04:04:25,080 --> 04:04:27,240
And crunch them up with its big teeth.

4006
04:04:28,040 --> 04:04:30,760
The villagers, of course, were afraid of this monster.

4007
04:04:30,920 --> 04:04:32,660
No one would dare approach the gates.

4008
04:04:33,120 --> 04:04:34,960
Everyone was stuck inside the village.

4009
04:04:35,360 --> 04:04:38,220
When the king heard about this, he summoned his knights.

4010
04:04:38,520 --> 04:04:41,400
The knights eagerly rode out to defeat the monster.

4011
04:04:41,640 --> 04:04:43,080
Take that.

4012
04:04:43,320 --> 04:04:44,840
Their swords slashed.

4013
04:04:45,140 --> 04:04:46,940
And their spears flashed.

4014
04:04:47,340 --> 04:04:49,560
But the fucking monster wouldn't die.

4015
04:04:50,180 --> 04:04:54,060
The monster tossed the knights off into its mouth one by one.

4016
04:04:54,400 --> 04:04:55,440
Horses and all.

4017
04:04:56,380 --> 04:04:57,840
What was the king to do?

4018
04:04:58,160 --> 04:05:00,520
He fretted and infused and paced the floor.

4019
04:05:00,600 --> 04:05:02,060
But he couldn't think of no solution.

4020
04:05:02,680 --> 04:05:05,560
Soon after, the village priestess came to the castle.

4021
04:05:06,100 --> 04:05:08,300
She was a very kind and good person.

4022
04:05:09,140 --> 04:05:14,680
The king asked her to defeat the monster guarding the gates.

4023
04:05:16,400 --> 04:05:17,380
The book's torn.

4024
04:05:17,480 --> 04:05:18,140
The rest is missing.

4025
04:05:18,860 --> 04:05:20,400
I remember reading this a long time ago.

4026
04:05:20,480 --> 04:05:22,000
I think I borrowed it from someone.

4027
04:05:22,300 --> 04:05:23,560
Don't remember how it ended though.

4028
04:05:23,940 --> 04:05:24,540
Grr.

4029
04:05:25,020 --> 04:05:27,400
Didn't I read the story through to the end?

4030
04:05:28,640 --> 04:05:29,940
What a load of wank.

4031
04:05:30,980 --> 04:05:32,800
Is this the monster from the book?

4032
04:05:32,840 --> 04:05:34,680
If it is, I don't watch.

4033
04:05:35,060 --> 04:05:36,060
And I don't watch myself.

4034
04:05:36,420 --> 04:05:38,000
It'll gobble me up in no time.

4035
04:05:38,320 --> 04:05:39,100
How old are you, man?

4036
04:05:39,100 --> 04:05:39,940
Fucking five.

4037
04:05:41,440 --> 04:05:43,480
I can't tell where its mouth is though.

4038
04:05:43,920 --> 04:05:46,340
Just stick some liver into its fucking guts.

4039
04:05:48,140 --> 04:05:49,760
Stick some liver right into it.

4040
04:05:49,860 --> 04:05:50,800
No, can't use it.

4041
04:05:51,720 --> 04:05:52,660
See you later, man.

4042
04:05:53,360 --> 04:05:53,920
But I tell you what.

4043
04:05:54,080 --> 04:05:55,180
What about that sound?

4044
04:05:55,560 --> 04:05:55,720
Huh?

4045
04:05:56,440 --> 04:05:57,360
This sound here.

4046
04:06:02,360 --> 04:06:03,940
Love that sound.

4047
04:06:03,940 --> 04:06:03,980
Love that sound.

4048
04:06:06,700 --> 04:06:07,520
Use the katana.

4049
04:06:08,740 --> 04:06:09,200
I will.

4050
04:06:11,020 --> 04:06:14,600
Years ago, I was Chinese.

4051
04:06:15,400 --> 04:06:17,280
Thank you very much there, Schlugathor.

4052
04:06:17,340 --> 04:06:19,440
Would you play a bit of PT for us at some point?

4053
04:06:20,100 --> 04:06:20,660
What's that?

4054
04:06:20,880 --> 04:06:22,180
Pure talk, is it?

4055
04:06:24,760 --> 04:06:25,400
What's that?

4056
04:06:25,520 --> 04:06:26,180
Piss talk.

4057
04:06:27,980 --> 04:06:28,480
Oh, no.

4058
04:06:28,540 --> 04:06:28,920
I will.

4059
04:06:29,080 --> 04:06:30,680
Is that the one that was cancelled, though?

4060
04:06:30,720 --> 04:06:32,640
I mean, what's the point in playing a cancelled game?

4061
04:06:32,720 --> 04:06:34,100
It's just a demo, is it not?

4062
04:06:36,480 --> 04:06:37,380
I could be wrong.

4063
04:06:42,220 --> 04:06:45,060
But, uh, saying that it's just a demo.

4064
04:06:45,320 --> 04:06:47,380
I didn't actually finish it through, so.

4065
04:06:48,260 --> 04:06:50,540
And the katana there is useless, so.

4066
04:06:51,560 --> 04:06:53,000
The katana is just useless.

4067
04:06:58,680 --> 04:06:59,840
Back into the lift.

4068
04:07:01,080 --> 04:07:02,140
Oh, fuck me.

4069
04:07:02,300 --> 04:07:04,220
That was a real mind warp there.

4070
04:07:04,400 --> 04:07:07,320
And I have to keep dealing with the same monster again and again.

4071
04:07:09,800 --> 04:07:13,620
And a terrible shit tale from a children's monster book.

4072
04:07:28,520 --> 04:07:34,620
But if it is available there, Schlugathor, thanks for the tip, I will play it.

4073
04:07:35,580 --> 04:07:43,560
But as I recall, it was a PlayStation 4 or a PlayStation 3 download back in the day.

4074
04:07:47,360 --> 04:07:52,380
But surely someone's done a job on it and managed to make a PC port.

4075
04:07:59,860 --> 04:08:01,300
The lift we just used.

4076
04:08:02,660 --> 04:08:03,480
This is another lift.

4077
04:08:09,240 --> 04:08:11,120
And that's fucking the pleitecons.

4078
04:08:11,220 --> 04:08:12,120
We've already killed these.

4079
04:08:13,000 --> 04:08:13,940
Already killed these.

4080
04:08:14,340 --> 04:08:15,460
Can't remember killing them enough.

4081
04:08:17,120 --> 04:08:17,940
Oh, he's already here.

4082
04:08:18,020 --> 04:08:18,380
Okay, yeah.

4083
04:08:18,460 --> 04:08:19,380
So back into the lift.

4084
04:08:19,540 --> 04:08:21,540
And then number 4 is what we want.

4085
04:08:22,340 --> 04:08:24,280
Unless there's something here we can use the liver on.

4086
04:08:24,440 --> 04:08:24,600
No?

4087
04:08:24,960 --> 04:08:25,180
No.

4088
04:08:25,380 --> 04:08:25,640
Nothing.

4089
04:08:25,820 --> 04:08:26,060
Nothing.

4090
04:08:26,100 --> 04:08:26,360
Nothing.

4091
04:08:26,420 --> 04:08:26,580
Nothing.

4092
04:08:26,640 --> 04:08:26,840
Nothing.

4093
04:08:26,840 --> 04:08:27,040
Nothing.

4094
04:08:27,040 --> 04:08:27,260
Nothing.

4095
04:08:27,740 --> 04:08:29,320
Although at the same time, let's just check that door.

4096
04:08:37,040 --> 04:08:37,280
Broken.

4097
04:08:55,520 --> 04:08:57,200
Potato boss, thank you very much.

4098
04:08:57,460 --> 04:08:58,220
Serious pace.

4099
04:08:58,360 --> 04:09:00,400
Sorry to slow you down by making you read this.

4100
04:09:00,440 --> 04:09:00,700
Good luck.

4101
04:09:00,780 --> 04:09:01,520
Thank you very much.

4102
04:09:01,620 --> 04:09:02,580
No problem whatsoever.

4103
04:09:03,320 --> 04:09:06,040
Let's get this pace show back on the fucking mother load.

4104
04:09:06,380 --> 04:09:08,640
And get our ass to number 4 floor, yeah?

4105
04:09:09,100 --> 04:09:10,220
Underworld version.

4106
04:09:11,080 --> 04:09:12,100
We don't fuck around.

4107
04:09:26,900 --> 04:09:29,320
That's just me throwing my own two cents into the mix.

4108
04:09:29,840 --> 04:09:31,600
There's nothing useful written on it.

4109
04:09:31,600 --> 04:09:39,080
Fall down there, you would.

4110
04:09:39,740 --> 04:09:41,640
Someone needs to put a fucking barrier up there.

4111
04:09:41,720 --> 04:09:42,920
Get on to your local TD.

4112
04:09:44,440 --> 04:09:44,840
Tomorrow.

4113
04:09:45,360 --> 04:09:46,220
First thing tomorrow.

4114
04:09:48,720 --> 04:09:54,760
And tell them about the fucking hazards in the underworld section of the big building in

4115
04:09:54,760 --> 04:09:55,440
Silent Hill 3.

4116
04:09:56,880 --> 04:09:57,620
Fucking disgrace.

4117
04:09:57,800 --> 04:09:59,860
Some drunk cunt's going to fall down there.

4118
04:10:10,100 --> 04:10:11,180
Where are the handrails?

4119
04:10:13,260 --> 04:10:16,220
I'm going to save scum and see if anything happens if I go down there.

4120
04:10:16,680 --> 04:10:17,300
Save that.

4121
04:10:17,580 --> 04:10:18,160
That's us.

4122
04:10:22,360 --> 04:10:22,660
No?

4123
04:10:31,660 --> 04:10:33,940
Okay, so it's definitely not happening there.

4124
04:10:34,580 --> 04:10:42,060
What we need to do is find a way to open up these doors by leaving this hole.

4125
04:10:42,200 --> 04:10:44,540
Absolute fucking hole that we're in.

4126
04:10:45,000 --> 04:10:46,820
And go into floor number 5.

4127
04:10:51,700 --> 04:10:53,220
Tell you what I was watching there.

4128
04:10:53,700 --> 04:10:57,300
I was sent a clip of Michael Barrymore singing...

4129
04:10:57,300 --> 04:10:59,100
Everybody.

4130
04:11:00,600 --> 04:11:01,000
Yeah.

4131
04:11:01,960 --> 04:11:03,560
Rock your body.

4132
04:11:03,900 --> 04:11:04,760
And it was chilling.

4133
04:11:05,360 --> 04:11:11,160
So we might just watch that for a chilling palate cleanse before we delve into floor number 5.

4134
04:11:12,440 --> 04:11:16,660
That actually sent me on a fucking Barrymore spiral where I looked at...

4135
04:11:16,660 --> 04:11:18,240
He's got his own YouTube channel.

4136
04:11:18,440 --> 04:11:21,560
And he was just like arsing around fucking Amsterdam with the dog.

4137
04:11:22,320 --> 04:11:23,580
Just eating nice food.

4138
04:11:24,640 --> 04:11:26,080
But that's beside the point.

4139
04:11:26,400 --> 04:11:29,320
The Backstreet Boys rendition of...

4140
04:11:29,320 --> 04:11:31,720
Or the fucking Barrymore rendition of the Backstreet Boys.

4141
04:11:32,020 --> 04:11:32,440
That's...

4142
04:11:33,280 --> 04:11:36,020
It's another world of sheer terror.

4143
04:11:36,140 --> 04:11:37,480
I don't know if you're aware of it.

4144
04:11:39,120 --> 04:11:40,920
But I'm going to make you aware of it.

4145
04:11:41,420 --> 04:11:42,540
Because I think you need to know.

4146
04:11:45,740 --> 04:11:46,800
I think you need to know.

4147
04:11:57,080 --> 04:11:58,260
I hope it's on YouTube.

4148
04:12:00,000 --> 04:12:00,800
Oh, brilliant.

4149
04:12:01,700 --> 04:12:02,720
This is unbelievable.

4150
04:12:07,600 --> 04:12:10,220
Let me just turn the reverb off on that.

4151
04:12:10,220 --> 04:12:11,300
Higgins isn't simple.

4152
04:12:11,800 --> 04:12:14,500
Thank you very much there, Higgins, for the tip there.

4153
04:12:14,680 --> 04:12:18,460
Mr. Persian Princess, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip.

4154
04:12:18,940 --> 04:12:23,660
You're now going to be treated to pure, solid entertainment and culture.

4155
04:12:24,680 --> 04:12:27,200
Sadly taken away from us by the woke mob.

4156
04:12:29,640 --> 04:12:30,080
Brave.

4157
04:12:32,740 --> 04:12:34,020
What's the story with Brave?

4158
04:12:34,120 --> 04:12:34,360
Oh, yeah.

4159
04:12:34,400 --> 04:12:36,080
Get that audio capture going.

4160
04:12:36,080 --> 04:12:37,500
Get that audio capture.

4161
04:12:37,500 --> 04:12:39,540
Fucking reverb off now.

4162
04:12:39,900 --> 04:12:40,320
Now.

4163
04:12:42,300 --> 04:12:42,880
That's it.

4164
04:12:52,760 --> 04:12:55,060
First off, though, I didn't see this bit at the beginning.

4165
04:12:55,320 --> 04:12:56,500
It was clipped on the...

4166
04:12:57,040 --> 04:12:58,300
Sent it on WhatsApp or something.

4167
04:12:58,380 --> 04:12:58,660
But look.

4168
04:12:59,080 --> 04:13:00,320
This was a game show.

4169
04:13:04,040 --> 04:13:06,940
I don't know, but it's been deemed as accidental partridge.

4170
04:13:06,940 --> 04:13:12,620
I think the audio is not great.

4171
04:13:12,940 --> 04:13:15,580
Let's see if the fucking audio is better on some of these ones.

4172
04:13:16,560 --> 04:13:17,300
No, that's a mix.

4173
04:13:17,420 --> 04:13:18,460
We're going to have to deal with this.

4174
04:13:18,460 --> 04:13:30,020
Everybody.

4175
04:13:30,020 --> 04:13:30,340
Everybody.

4176
04:13:30,340 --> 04:13:30,960
Everybody.

4177
04:13:31,960 --> 04:13:34,500
Rock your body right.

4178
04:13:35,020 --> 04:13:43,940
The video is not like a picture of someone that someone had fucking recorded off their phone on a screen.

4179
04:13:44,020 --> 04:13:45,300
It was the full video.

4180
04:13:47,300 --> 04:13:48,200
Creepy clown.

4181
04:13:48,360 --> 04:13:49,220
Creepy clown.

4182
04:13:53,220 --> 04:13:55,280
Backstreets back at nine.

4183
04:13:55,280 --> 04:13:57,280
Backstreets back at nine.

4184
04:13:57,280 --> 04:14:01,380
Backstreets back at nine.

4185
04:14:01,380 --> 04:14:05,260
Backstreets back at nine.

4186
04:14:05,380 --> 04:14:07,060
Do do do do do do do.

4187
04:14:07,380 --> 04:14:09,980
I don't think I want to watch this version of it.

4188
04:14:10,060 --> 04:14:11,240
Thank you very much, Gary Mullins.

4189
04:14:11,320 --> 04:14:12,600
Please shout out my Uncle Ken.

4190
04:14:12,840 --> 04:14:13,160
Ken!

4191
04:14:13,600 --> 04:14:18,020
Who came out today after years of murmurings on his 50th birthday of all days,

4192
04:14:18,120 --> 04:14:21,100
drinking a few creamy pints of the black stuff.

4193
04:14:21,220 --> 04:14:22,980
Thank you very much there, Gary Mullins.

4194
04:14:23,460 --> 04:14:24,480
I'm Persian Princess.

4195
04:14:25,320 --> 04:14:29,260
I wonder there now where I got the fucking video.

4196
04:14:38,080 --> 04:14:38,680
Everybody.

4197
04:14:40,200 --> 04:14:46,120
I mean, just had he came out today of all days, like maybe he came out for a few pints.

4198
04:14:46,660 --> 04:14:50,000
It doesn't specify that he might have come out as gay or anything.

4199
04:14:50,680 --> 04:14:52,220
But I mean, it just left that.

4200
04:14:52,680 --> 04:14:54,100
So you left that hanging.

4201
04:14:54,240 --> 04:14:55,900
That's that's what people might be saying.

4202
04:14:56,440 --> 04:14:57,040
Let's have a look.

4203
04:14:57,100 --> 04:14:58,340
There might be more murmurings now.

4204
04:14:58,620 --> 04:15:00,680
If that wasn't the original case.

4205
04:15:02,540 --> 04:15:07,480
Let's have a look there and just see Barrymore video.

4206
04:15:07,740 --> 04:15:08,460
Barrymore.

4207
04:15:12,600 --> 04:15:14,100
Maybe it was a Twitter link.

4208
04:15:17,520 --> 04:15:17,960
Yeah.

4209
04:15:18,360 --> 04:15:18,920
Fuck.

4210
04:15:18,920 --> 04:15:31,920
Yeah, the music is better, but I don't think you'll be able to access it if you don't have it fucking...

4211
04:15:32,460 --> 04:15:33,440
The account of it.

4212
04:15:37,400 --> 04:15:42,500
Everybody now, rock your body right.

4213
04:15:42,500 --> 04:15:57,280
Oops, I just got there and then you got that.

4214
04:15:57,280 --> 04:16:27,260
Thank you.

4215
04:16:27,260 --> 04:16:57,240
Thank you.

4216
04:16:57,240 --> 04:16:59,240
Thank you.

4217
04:16:59,240 --> 04:17:04,700
Everybody rock your body right.

4218
04:17:06,240 --> 04:17:08,080
Back streets back.

4219
04:17:08,240 --> 04:17:08,840
All right.

4220
04:17:09,240 --> 04:17:11,240
It goes black and white.

4221
04:17:17,240 --> 04:17:19,560
Take my car back again.

4222
04:17:21,240 --> 04:17:22,080
Oh God.

4223
04:17:22,720 --> 04:17:23,460
Look at that.

4224
04:17:27,700 --> 04:17:28,940
Tonight's at nine.

4225
04:17:28,940 --> 04:17:30,940
Oh God.

4226
04:17:30,940 --> 04:17:32,940
Oh God.

4227
04:17:32,940 --> 04:17:44,940
Oh God.

4228
04:17:44,940 --> 04:17:48,940
Am I sexual?

4229
04:17:48,940 --> 04:18:03,180
And they all went.

4230
04:18:03,180 --> 04:18:03,900
Yeah.

4231
04:18:03,900 --> 04:18:04,900
Yeah.

4232
04:18:04,900 --> 04:18:05,900
Yeah.

4233
04:18:05,900 --> 04:18:06,900
Yeah.

4234
04:18:06,900 --> 04:18:07,900
Yeah.

4235
04:18:07,900 --> 04:18:09,900
Yeah!

4236
04:18:09,900 --> 04:18:16,900
And by everything you need, you better rock your body now, everybody!

4237
04:18:16,900 --> 04:18:18,900
Yeah!

4238
04:18:18,900 --> 04:18:21,900
Rock your body!

4239
04:18:21,900 --> 04:18:23,900
Yeah!

4240
04:18:23,900 --> 04:18:25,900
Everybody!

4241
04:18:25,900 --> 04:18:29,900
Rock your body right!

4242
04:18:29,900 --> 04:18:33,900
Back the streets, back, alright!

4243
04:18:33,900 --> 04:18:37,900
Alright!

4244
04:18:37,900 --> 04:18:39,900
Alright!

4245
04:18:39,900 --> 04:18:41,900
Alright!

4246
04:18:41,900 --> 04:18:43,900
Alright!

4247
04:18:43,900 --> 04:18:44,900
Alright!

4248
04:18:44,900 --> 04:18:57,900
Like that's something that was rehearsed, we're gonna do alright alright alright, and change from different camera to fade to different camera and then go black and white and back again.

4249
04:18:57,900 --> 04:18:59,900
So everybody everywhere!

4250
04:18:59,900 --> 04:19:03,900
Looks like a cut though, that doesn't look live, you know?

4251
04:19:03,900 --> 04:19:13,900
Maybe this was pre- yeah, it was pre-recorded and then cut in because he's looking up to the sky there and then it very quickly.

4252
04:19:13,900 --> 04:19:15,900
So everybody everywhere!

4253
04:19:15,900 --> 04:19:17,900
He's down there, you know?

4254
04:19:17,900 --> 04:19:23,900
So this was all done in a few takes, the audience had to fuckin' see this a few times.

4255
04:19:23,900 --> 04:19:25,900
Everywhere!

4256
04:19:25,900 --> 04:19:27,900
Don't be afraid!

4257
04:19:27,900 --> 04:19:28,900
Don't be afraid!

4258
04:19:28,900 --> 04:19:43,900
He's at a husband and wife at the gig, and the husband using this moment of Michael Barrymore singing the Backstreet Boys as the perfect opportunity to look lovingly into his wife's eyes.

4259
04:19:43,900 --> 04:19:45,900
And she's not even looking at him.

4260
04:19:45,900 --> 04:19:47,900
Heavy buzz.

4261
04:19:47,900 --> 04:19:49,900
It's a heavy blow!

4262
04:19:49,900 --> 04:19:51,900
Don't be afraid!

4263
04:19:51,900 --> 04:19:53,900
Don't have no fear!

4264
04:19:53,900 --> 04:19:54,900
Yeah!

4265
04:19:54,900 --> 04:19:56,900
That's bizarre as well.

4266
04:19:56,900 --> 04:19:57,900
Yeah!

4267
04:19:57,900 --> 04:20:02,900
Gonna tell the world, make you understand!

4268
04:20:02,900 --> 04:20:03,900
Yeah!

4269
04:20:03,900 --> 04:20:05,900
He appealed to a lot of people!

4270
04:20:05,900 --> 04:20:09,420
He appealed to a lot of people.

4271
04:20:10,540 --> 04:20:16,340
As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again.

4272
04:20:23,340 --> 04:20:24,660
Everybody.

4273
04:20:28,160 --> 04:20:30,120
Camouflage combat pants.

4274
04:20:30,480 --> 04:20:32,100
Rock your body.

4275
04:20:32,280 --> 04:20:34,880
What was the significance of these lads?

4276
04:20:35,880 --> 04:20:42,900
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20.

4277
04:20:43,300 --> 04:20:44,760
About 25 dancers.

4278
04:20:49,080 --> 04:20:50,940
It's just for that shot, really.

4279
04:20:53,220 --> 04:20:58,520
That's the shot that they were after, but you'd think they would use kind of monsters.

4280
04:20:58,700 --> 04:21:01,280
It's kind of got a monstery feel to it, this song.

4281
04:21:01,280 --> 04:21:04,820
Maybe I'm thinking of the actual video back in the day.

4282
04:21:04,920 --> 04:21:12,180
It had a kind of a thriller vibe to it, you know, of zombies coming out of the ground and stuff.

4283
04:21:21,180 --> 04:21:23,800
Rock your body right.

4284
04:21:23,800 --> 04:21:24,920
He did it.

4285
04:21:36,180 --> 04:21:38,060
Miss Lara Croft.

4286
04:21:38,060 --> 04:22:08,040
Miss Lara Croft.

4287
04:22:08,040 --> 04:22:38,020
Miss Lara Croft.

4288
04:22:38,020 --> 04:22:42,020
How's that one?

4289
04:22:42,140 --> 04:22:45,020
What I mean, what was the other one that was fucking...

4290
04:22:45,740 --> 04:22:48,160
Barrymore is still doing stuff, though.

4291
04:22:48,220 --> 04:22:51,420
You know, there is a Barrymore channel,

4292
04:22:51,860 --> 04:22:53,900
and there was an upload there from the last day.

4293
04:22:53,960 --> 04:22:55,460
I think he's got a puppy and stuff.

4294
04:22:56,680 --> 04:22:59,140
He's buzzing around Amsterdam.

4295
04:23:03,600 --> 04:23:05,600
He's done kind of just a day in the life

4296
04:23:05,600 --> 04:23:07,780
where he's just getting ice cream and food and shit.

4297
04:23:07,780 --> 04:23:09,280
No, I was...

4298
04:23:09,280 --> 04:23:11,500
Tacoma Fire Department, thank you very much.

4299
04:23:11,660 --> 04:23:14,400
Salute from Doyle's Pub in Washington State.

4300
04:23:15,680 --> 04:23:20,760
All the best to all my USA, United States of America brothers.

4301
04:23:21,820 --> 04:23:23,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

4302
04:23:23,580 --> 04:23:25,360
Come around with me, so if you want to come around with me,

4303
04:23:25,780 --> 04:23:28,640
I'll show you what I do in Amsterdam.

4304
04:23:29,200 --> 04:23:30,300
Okay, here we go.

4305
04:23:30,300 --> 04:23:39,860
Just like a YouTube vlog thing.

4306
04:23:40,580 --> 04:23:41,800
And I thought, like, you know, when...

4307
04:23:42,800 --> 04:23:46,380
There's no end to if you're an entertainer, maybe.

4308
04:23:46,460 --> 04:23:48,280
You just still want that life.

4309
04:23:48,380 --> 04:23:49,780
So, I mean, it still continues.

4310
04:23:50,580 --> 04:23:52,960
You know, where you want to still be doing stuff

4311
04:23:52,960 --> 04:23:56,580
and making videos and stuff like that.

4312
04:23:56,640 --> 04:23:58,760
But it's a world away from what we've just witnessed,

4313
04:23:58,760 --> 04:23:59,880
where he was at the height.

4314
04:23:59,980 --> 04:24:00,720
It was at the pinnacle.

4315
04:24:01,260 --> 04:24:03,600
You know, he had everyone in the palm of his hand.

4316
04:24:07,540 --> 04:24:10,080
But it's a different vibe, I suppose, when you're his age,

4317
04:24:10,140 --> 04:24:10,900
however old he is.

4318
04:24:10,960 --> 04:24:11,740
He must be in his...

4319
04:24:11,740 --> 04:24:12,920
Well into his 60s, maybe.

4320
04:24:20,260 --> 04:24:22,420
Aaron Flood, thank you very much, Minister.

4321
04:24:22,420 --> 04:24:25,920
In the cafe, I've got an egg and bacon bagel coming.

4322
04:24:26,780 --> 04:24:28,440
Bondal Park's just up the road there.

4323
04:24:28,740 --> 04:24:29,640
Well, I hit the mic, but...

4324
04:24:29,640 --> 04:24:31,280
Bondal Park's just up the road there.

4325
04:24:31,280 --> 04:24:32,840
I'm going to take a walk around there in a minute.

4326
04:24:37,640 --> 04:24:41,880
Sounds fucking heavy enough in that place.

4327
04:24:42,280 --> 04:24:42,700
Annoying.

4328
04:24:43,400 --> 04:24:44,480
Sounds annoying in there.

4329
04:24:44,480 --> 04:24:56,540
From Backstreet Boys to actual Backstreet, says Kevin.

4330
04:25:04,040 --> 04:25:06,780
Backstreet's back, all right.

4331
04:25:08,460 --> 04:25:11,220
Rock your body right.

4332
04:25:13,200 --> 04:25:15,700
I thought someone was going to sing...

4333
04:25:15,700 --> 04:25:17,880
Rock your bat, dear right.

4334
04:25:18,220 --> 04:25:19,080
You know, they said...

4335
04:25:19,080 --> 04:25:19,880
Did you hear that?

4336
04:25:20,240 --> 04:25:20,860
Bat.

4337
04:25:26,020 --> 04:25:28,300
Rock, rock your...

4338
04:25:28,300 --> 04:25:32,300
Rock, rock your...

4339
04:25:32,300 --> 04:25:33,300
Rock your...

4340
04:25:33,300 --> 04:25:35,800
Dear right.

4341
04:25:40,680 --> 04:25:42,300
Rock your...

4342
04:25:42,300 --> 04:25:43,800
Dear right.

4343
04:25:43,800 --> 04:25:44,900
Rock your...

4344
04:25:44,900 --> 04:25:45,900
Rock your...

4345
04:25:45,900 --> 04:25:46,900
Rock your...

4346
04:25:46,900 --> 04:25:47,900
Rock your...

4347
04:25:47,900 --> 04:25:48,940
Dear right.

4348
04:25:52,980 --> 04:25:53,300
Okay.

4349
04:25:53,880 --> 04:25:54,720
It's just me.

4350
04:25:55,900 --> 04:25:56,740
I'd just be me.

4351
04:26:05,740 --> 04:26:07,400
I wonder what camera he's using.

4352
04:26:07,400 --> 04:26:08,340
I wonder what the setup...

4353
04:26:08,340 --> 04:26:12,180
So this is Bondal Park, which is just off the tourist area.

4354
04:26:12,280 --> 04:26:13,900
There's no need to go to all the tourist area.

4355
04:26:14,000 --> 04:26:17,000
This is how the Dutch spend their day in this amazing park.

4356
04:26:17,140 --> 04:26:18,900
He would have maybe put this on a tripod.

4357
04:26:21,300 --> 04:26:22,840
Bikes flying around everywhere.

4358
04:26:23,560 --> 04:26:24,340
Families, people have all...

4359
04:26:24,340 --> 04:26:25,140
People have all...

4360
04:26:25,140 --> 04:26:28,300
Reminds me of the Kevin Spacey video he released a few years ago.

4361
04:26:28,780 --> 04:26:29,940
Not this situation.

4362
04:26:29,940 --> 04:26:31,180
Well, I suppose this situation.

4363
04:26:31,660 --> 04:26:32,940
I'm not trying to...

4364
04:26:32,940 --> 04:26:35,920
Make an illusion between the two of them.

4365
04:26:36,020 --> 04:26:42,020
But the video Spacey made in the park for Christmas around...

4366
04:26:42,020 --> 04:26:43,380
Maybe it was one of the Christmas videos.

4367
04:26:43,580 --> 04:26:44,620
And it starts off...

4368
04:26:45,520 --> 04:26:46,440
Where it's like...

4369
04:26:46,440 --> 04:26:47,320
It's on a tripod.

4370
04:26:47,540 --> 04:26:48,460
But then he starts...

4371
04:26:48,460 --> 04:26:50,620
He's walking around and...

4372
04:26:50,620 --> 04:26:52,660
The camera starts to move as well.

4373
04:26:52,740 --> 04:26:53,340
It's bizarre.

4374
04:26:54,100 --> 04:26:56,140
I just have to have a look at that in a second.

4375
04:26:56,300 --> 04:26:57,520
Just to see what that...

4376
04:26:57,520 --> 04:26:58,240
Nationalities.

4377
04:26:58,240 --> 04:26:59,400
Look how peaceful it is.

4378
04:26:59,440 --> 04:27:00,260
The place is packed.

4379
04:27:00,480 --> 04:27:02,060
If I remember it correctly enough.

4380
04:27:03,000 --> 04:27:05,280
So later I've got this thing I'm going to.

4381
04:27:05,480 --> 04:27:07,200
Which is to celebrate.

4382
04:27:07,320 --> 04:27:08,260
There's a full moon tonight.

4383
04:27:08,340 --> 04:27:09,940
On this amazing day here in Amsterdam.

4384
04:27:11,080 --> 04:27:12,200
And I'm really looking forward to it.

4385
04:27:12,260 --> 04:27:13,080
It's down in the dark.

4386
04:27:13,200 --> 04:27:14,820
So it's going to be a bit scary.

4387
04:27:14,960 --> 04:27:15,280
Hopefully.

4388
04:27:16,080 --> 04:27:16,940
How chill is this?

4389
04:27:17,400 --> 04:27:19,240
Rock your body right.

4390
04:27:19,240 --> 04:27:20,520
I've done my walk through here.

4391
04:27:20,920 --> 04:27:22,200
I could stay here all day to be honest.

4392
04:27:22,360 --> 04:27:24,780
But I'm going to go and find something to eat.

4393
04:27:25,200 --> 04:27:26,340
So let's go and get something to eat.

4394
04:27:26,340 --> 04:27:33,940
A little tune there in the background.

4395
04:27:35,040 --> 04:27:36,040
Really stunning.

4396
04:27:41,340 --> 04:27:43,700
A bit of coffee and a bit of an elder flower there.

4397
04:27:43,900 --> 04:27:45,180
Look at the shops around here.

4398
04:27:55,820 --> 04:27:59,160
And this is Chickalaxa Bianca.

4399
04:27:59,240 --> 04:28:00,640
Look at everyone there looking at him.

4400
04:28:03,140 --> 04:28:04,360
What's he at this lad?

4401
04:28:05,520 --> 04:28:06,320
And who's...

4402
04:28:06,320 --> 04:28:07,460
Someone's moving the camera.

4403
04:28:07,600 --> 04:28:07,700
Are they?

4404
04:28:08,120 --> 04:28:09,460
This one is...

4405
04:28:09,460 --> 04:28:10,260
Mellor.

4406
04:28:11,060 --> 04:28:14,720
No way is that a fucking thing that automatically tracks...

4407
04:28:14,720 --> 04:28:17,280
Is that a thing you can get?

4408
04:28:20,720 --> 04:28:24,120
And this is the milkshake and this is from

4409
04:28:25,100 --> 04:28:31,680
Chicolas is that what is that what that is DJI because I saw you had DJI. I thought that was just the microphone

4410
04:28:32,540 --> 04:28:33,820
so that

4411
04:28:33,820 --> 04:28:36,020
How much is one of those 800 quid?

4412
04:28:37,240 --> 04:28:39,240
fucking hell

4413
04:28:39,600 --> 04:28:44,040
Like the idea is the that you're out and about not really care giving a fuck

4414
04:28:44,040 --> 04:28:50,280
It's carefree come and see me get the coffee and the ice cream, but 800 quid though to achieve that situation

4415
04:28:50,280 --> 04:28:57,040
And even then you've still got people in the background staring at you, you know, which takes away from the

4416
04:28:57,840 --> 04:28:59,840
video in my eyes

4417
04:28:59,840 --> 04:29:03,900
Bianca is it it'll be perfect for the dummy battering stream

4418
04:29:04,260 --> 04:29:11,340
Niall it would but I think that's overkill remember I'm only spending 35 euro on the dummy and

4419
04:29:11,820 --> 04:29:15,260
there was a fucking a century Bob for

4420
04:29:16,200 --> 04:29:20,660
Maybe 500 euro, but I thought let's start small and build up

4421
04:29:20,660 --> 04:29:27,260
Let's see how we get on with the fucking little fella that I've got coming over from Germany and then if he works out

4422
04:29:27,880 --> 04:29:29,880
We might we might go large

4423
04:29:31,640 --> 04:29:38,160
Chicolaso, the bianco is it for now and now another man there you see that another person

4424
04:29:38,160 --> 04:29:42,300
Gets the fuck out of Dodge when they realize they're gonna be in Barrymore's new vlog

4425
04:29:46,620 --> 04:29:47,620
Wow

4426
04:29:47,620 --> 04:29:48,620
Stunning

4427
04:29:50,620 --> 04:29:57,720
Apparently is a full moon tonight, so I'm going to a full moon party. This what I'm wearing somebody just said food and drink

4428
04:29:57,720 --> 04:30:01,180
I'm going to get down somewhere called wolf Italia

4429
04:30:01,180 --> 04:30:02,180
Yeah

4430
04:30:02,180 --> 04:30:07,940
Kevin and Perry go large size of that shirt man. It's like a fucking tent

4431
04:30:09,940 --> 04:30:13,740
There's no need for a shirt that big is that what happens in full moon parties?

4432
04:30:14,620 --> 04:30:17,700
What I'm wearing you wear those kind of shirts is it?

4433
04:30:18,400 --> 04:30:26,220
Oh, there's gonna be loads of food and drink. You might I'm having a laugh like buddy. You might have a serious condition or something where you have to wear big clothes, you know?

4434
04:30:26,220 --> 04:30:31,800
Yeah, so not not trying to have a pop or anything like that. Here we go

4435
04:30:32,440 --> 04:30:36,120
That's the style now somebody says but yeah, but for fucking that's

4436
04:30:37,180 --> 04:30:40,820
Three youngsters and stuff isn't it? That's for his children's wear isn't it?

4437
04:30:40,820 --> 04:30:42,820
Oh

4438
04:30:42,820 --> 04:30:44,820
Oh

4439
04:30:44,820 --> 04:30:46,820
Oh

4440
04:30:46,820 --> 04:30:48,820
Oh

4441
04:30:48,820 --> 04:30:50,820
Oh

4442
04:30:50,820 --> 04:30:52,820
Oh

4443
04:30:52,820 --> 04:30:54,820
Oh

4444
04:30:54,820 --> 04:30:56,820
Oh

4445
04:30:56,820 --> 04:30:58,820
Oh

4446
04:30:58,820 --> 04:31:00,820
Oh

4447
04:31:00,820 --> 04:31:02,820
Oh

4448
04:31:02,820 --> 04:31:04,820
Oh

4449
04:31:04,820 --> 04:31:06,820
Oh

4450
04:31:06,820 --> 04:31:08,820
Oh

4451
04:31:08,820 --> 04:31:10,820
Oh

4452
04:31:10,820 --> 04:31:40,800
*whispers*

4453
04:31:40,800 --> 04:31:44,800
Are these tunes on the YouTube audio library?

4454
04:31:44,800 --> 04:32:02,800
*whispers*

4455
04:32:02,800 --> 04:32:04,800
*whispers*

4456
04:32:04,800 --> 04:32:08,800
King of the Castle, Wham-Do Project.

4457
04:32:10,780 --> 04:32:12,780
*whispers*

4458
04:32:12,780 --> 04:32:14,780
*whispers*

4459
04:32:14,780 --> 04:32:16,780
*whispers*

4460
04:32:16,780 --> 04:32:18,780
*whispers*

4461
04:32:18,780 --> 04:32:20,780
*whispers*

4462
04:32:20,780 --> 04:32:22,780
*whispers*

4463
04:32:22,780 --> 04:32:24,780
*whispers*

4464
04:32:24,780 --> 04:32:26,780
*whispers*

4465
04:32:26,780 --> 04:32:28,780
*whispers*

4466
04:32:28,780 --> 04:32:30,780
*whispers*

4467
04:32:30,780 --> 04:32:30,780
*whispers*

4468
04:32:30,780 --> 04:32:32,780
*whispers*

4469
04:32:32,780 --> 04:32:34,780
*whispers*

4470
04:32:34,780 --> 04:32:54,360
Who's filming that though, do you know?

4471
04:32:55,280 --> 04:32:57,900
Was that him filming the thing?

4472
04:32:58,720 --> 04:33:00,960
Someone's got a hold of the camera there.

4473
04:33:00,960 --> 04:33:28,480
The Barrymore drone will be released soon.

4474
04:33:28,480 --> 04:33:33,840
Early night in.

4475
04:33:35,480 --> 04:33:37,340
Bit of piano jazz.

4476
04:33:49,600 --> 04:33:56,600
And that's it, no goodbye, no out. Was there a goodbye there? Was there a see you later? Just him in the... That's a sad way to end it.

4477
04:33:56,600 --> 04:33:59,600
Very, very abrupt.

4478
04:33:59,600 --> 04:34:12,600
Why would you leave that in as the last shot without even saying goodbye or anything? Just an image of you in a dark cab on the way home. Just trying to take a selfie.

4479
04:34:12,600 --> 04:34:33,600
But anyway, that's how we get in there. He is, look. Ten reasons. People hate Greg Wallace. And then a Martin Bashir. I'm not gonna watch it. I saw that one. Tony Mortimer. He looks completely different.

4480
04:34:33,600 --> 04:34:40,600
And look at that. Computer Chronicles: The New Max 1987.

4481
04:34:40,600 --> 04:34:49,600
That's in the recommends. I was saying I didn't have an algorithm situation going on. I fucking do.

4482
04:34:49,600 --> 04:34:53,800
This is an orphan named Lisa.

4483
04:34:54,180 --> 04:34:58,040
Lisa was a big flop as a computer, but the look and feel of Lisa survived.

4484
04:34:58,040 --> 04:35:06,760
The icons, the graphic interface, the pull-down menus, and the mouse input were all modified to become an integral part of the Macintosh.

4485
04:35:06,900 --> 04:35:11,540
And now the Macintosh has been modified in the new Mac SE and the new Mac 2.

4486
04:35:11,960 --> 04:35:17,480
Today we take a look at the new generation of Macintosh computers on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

4487
04:35:18,720 --> 04:35:22,740
Oh, I thought it was going to be a blast of the old theme tune.

4488
04:35:23,540 --> 04:35:24,620
It's good to go, though.

4489
04:35:26,440 --> 04:35:27,720
Let's have a quick scan.

4490
04:35:27,840 --> 04:35:30,320
Look, I don't want to... I'm not going to get deep into it.

4491
04:35:30,360 --> 04:35:31,720
I was trying to do Silent Hill there.

4492
04:35:31,760 --> 04:35:35,120
I want to see how it's on floor number four or five.

4493
04:35:35,940 --> 04:35:38,000
Let's just have a little quick goosey gander at this.

4494
04:35:38,060 --> 04:35:39,940
It's going to be a Gary Kildall ep, you know?

4495
04:35:40,240 --> 04:35:44,300
And maybe even a fucking appearance from the man himself, Schindler.

4496
04:35:47,840 --> 04:36:09,000
The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, including word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Hays-compatible 1200 and 2400 baud modems.

4497
04:36:09,500 --> 04:36:12,140
Leading Edge, with over 1,000 service centers nationwide.

4498
04:36:12,860 --> 04:36:15,340
Leading Edge, leading the way to the information age.

4499
04:36:15,840 --> 04:36:19,180
Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte.

4500
04:36:19,180 --> 04:36:19,480
McGraw-Hill.

4501
04:36:19,640 --> 04:36:25,900
Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide.

4502
04:36:27,960 --> 04:36:29,320
Byte Systems Journal.

4503
04:36:29,860 --> 04:36:30,840
Like that as well.

4504
04:36:30,920 --> 04:36:34,980
Look, the start off with the dim studio.

4505
04:36:35,300 --> 04:36:36,300
Gary and Stu.

4506
04:36:36,300 --> 04:36:40,640
Two men with their eyes on the fucking technological prizes of the day.

4507
04:36:41,040 --> 04:36:42,380
Just moved my face out of the way there.

4508
04:36:42,460 --> 04:36:43,380
Thank you very much for that.

4509
04:36:43,480 --> 04:36:44,700
Gary D. took my CBD.

4510
04:36:45,220 --> 04:36:45,620
FYI.

4511
04:36:45,740 --> 04:36:48,380
Elon Musk's brother was on a Computer Chronicles.

4512
04:36:49,060 --> 04:36:49,420
Interesting.

4513
04:36:49,540 --> 04:36:50,860
Does he have the same gimp of him?

4514
04:36:51,840 --> 04:36:52,640
Or as him?

4515
04:36:53,360 --> 04:36:53,660
Let's see.

4516
04:36:54,820 --> 04:36:56,240
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

4517
04:36:56,360 --> 04:36:57,260
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

4518
04:36:57,400 --> 04:36:58,540
And this is Gary Kildall.

4519
04:36:58,620 --> 04:37:00,120
Gary, this is an add-on board.

4520
04:37:00,160 --> 04:37:05,340
And you would assume, therefore, it's an add-on board for an IBM PC or compatible, maybe an Apple II, but not a Macintosh.

4521
04:37:05,660 --> 04:37:06,460
Well, it's 1987.

4522
04:37:06,800 --> 04:37:08,580
And this is an add-on board for the new Macs.

4523
04:37:08,800 --> 04:37:09,740
They have slots, of course.

4524
04:37:10,140 --> 04:37:13,100
In fact, if you look at the new Mac II, it's an awful lot like an IBM AT.

4525
04:37:13,100 --> 04:37:16,860
If you look at the new IBM Personal System II computers, they look like Macintoshes.

4526
04:37:17,200 --> 04:37:20,520
Have the two giants finally come together and agreed on what a personal computer ought to be?

4527
04:37:20,540 --> 04:37:21,980
I think what they've done is they've come together.

4528
04:37:22,240 --> 04:37:23,480
Prime Shafé, thank you.

4529
04:37:23,900 --> 04:37:25,200
So basically...

4530
04:37:25,200 --> 04:37:31,480
We haven't really watched a lot of the old episodes with Gary Kildall, but he really seems like a good guy.

4531
04:37:31,640 --> 04:37:32,520
A nice guy.

4532
04:37:33,080 --> 04:37:35,100
Just a nice, all-around personality.

4533
04:37:35,680 --> 04:37:39,340
And kind of strange, the story about his ending, like, you know?

4534
04:37:40,080 --> 04:37:43,280
But let's see how we get on with this.

4535
04:37:43,280 --> 04:37:44,740
Apple learned from IBM's open art.

4536
04:37:44,860 --> 04:37:45,860
I mean, Stu's a shark.

4537
04:37:45,980 --> 04:37:49,780
Stu is running this shop, this operation, so to speak.

4538
04:37:50,180 --> 04:37:54,680
Once Gary went, I think it kind of changed Stu's outlook in life as well.

4539
04:37:54,820 --> 04:37:57,800
And it changed the way he fucking saw Computer Chronicles.

4540
04:37:58,040 --> 04:37:59,720
And he completely revamped it.

4541
04:38:00,040 --> 04:38:03,680
And he became the fucking absolute shark that we know him as.

4542
04:38:03,840 --> 04:38:05,940
The, all right, okay, what else?

4543
04:38:06,200 --> 04:38:13,380
None of that was in his lexicon until maybe after Gary had passed and he went and Stu took the show in a new direction.

4544
04:38:13,380 --> 04:38:15,160
A more fluid direction.

4545
04:38:15,760 --> 04:38:20,500
But what we get to see here is a more sedate Stu as well.

4546
04:38:20,500 --> 04:38:25,960
Probably the pacifistic influence of Gary Kildall that he had on Stu.

4547
04:38:26,140 --> 04:38:31,280
It made him more of a laid-back, kind of inquisitive and approachable Stu.

4548
04:38:32,440 --> 04:38:33,680
Let's just see this one.

4549
04:38:33,680 --> 04:38:36,940
With the open architecture, third-party suppliers put in boards.

4550
04:38:37,320 --> 04:38:40,740
That AT is used for things that IBM really didn't expect it to be used for.

4551
04:38:41,080 --> 04:38:43,060
At the same time, IBM learned from Apple.

4552
04:38:43,780 --> 04:38:48,080
Customers really like the user-friendly interface, the graphics, the color, the desktop publishing.

4553
04:38:48,560 --> 04:38:51,960
So even though they haven't come together on the exact hardware, they've come together on the philosophy.

4554
04:38:52,560 --> 04:38:56,580
Gary, we're going to take a look at the two new Macintosh computers today, the SE and the 2.

4555
04:38:56,760 --> 04:39:03,360
We're going to start out by talking to some corporate computer types to find out if the Macintosh really has become a serious business computer.

4556
04:39:05,300 --> 04:39:09,620
The history of the Macintosh is similar to the history of the personal computer industry.

4557
04:39:10,140 --> 04:39:13,400
Full of victory and defeat, approval and rejection.

4558
04:39:14,200 --> 04:39:16,620
Today, with Mac sales booming and...

4559
04:39:16,620 --> 04:39:21,660
Shafey, all night and all day.

4560
04:39:22,100 --> 04:39:24,020
Shafey, Shafey.

4561
04:39:24,440 --> 04:39:25,520
Thank you very much for the tip.

4562
04:39:25,920 --> 04:39:31,180
And Prime Shafey says, there's a new Madden EA Sports documentary on Prime Video.

4563
04:39:31,740 --> 04:39:37,800
Was watching it the other night and Stuart Shafey makes a few appearances on it, interviewing the EA Sports guys and other startups.

4564
04:39:38,660 --> 04:39:39,540
Interesting stuff.

4565
04:39:39,600 --> 04:39:43,720
I wonder, were they just clips of the Computer Chronicles used in that documentary?

4566
04:39:43,720 --> 04:39:45,060
Are they...

4567
04:39:45,060 --> 04:39:49,400
Because I'd really be interested in seeing some off Chronicles skew.

4568
04:39:50,100 --> 04:39:56,300
You know, anything that has skew on it that wasn't part of his own canon is very much of interest to me.

4569
04:39:56,820 --> 04:39:58,540
Two new machines joining the line.

4570
04:39:59,000 --> 04:40:04,340
Apple seems to be pushing harder than ever to turn the Mac into a major contender in the business world.

4571
04:40:04,880 --> 04:40:06,080
I think that the pattern of...

4572
04:40:06,080 --> 04:40:06,640
That's beautiful.

4573
04:40:06,860 --> 04:40:08,360
...growth that we've seen in the Macintosh...

4574
04:40:08,360 --> 04:40:10,080
Mark Winter is beautiful.

4575
04:40:10,080 --> 04:40:13,080
The hobbyist computer users and the hackers...

4576
04:40:13,080 --> 04:40:16,420
...who were fascinated by the machine's potential...

4577
04:40:16,420 --> 04:40:23,140
...to that growth occurring in the business world where that potential has been realized.

4578
04:40:24,260 --> 04:40:26,680
Applications that have come out...

4579
04:40:26,680 --> 04:40:30,020
There's a lovely little bit of finger play going on here.

4580
04:40:30,100 --> 04:40:32,080
I don't know if you're taking any notice here.

4581
04:40:32,260 --> 04:40:33,460
It's some nice self-soothing.

4582
04:40:33,600 --> 04:40:36,760
...the Macintosh have really begun to approach...

4583
04:40:37,460 --> 04:40:39,820
Really squeezing the fuck out of his digits.

4584
04:40:39,820 --> 04:40:41,160
...the machine is capable of.

4585
04:40:41,480 --> 04:40:44,820
And when the machine was released, there were really no serious business applications.

4586
04:40:45,840 --> 04:40:48,040
Chinese finger games, says Jimmy.

4587
04:40:48,040 --> 04:40:48,880
...is a small design firm in San Francisco...

4588
04:40:48,880 --> 04:40:51,700
...that specializes in Macintosh-generated graphics.

4589
04:40:51,700 --> 04:40:54,000
That looks a little bit fucking Amsterdamus.

4590
04:40:54,200 --> 04:40:54,620
Just there.

4591
04:40:54,940 --> 04:40:56,080
Amsterdamus and pliers.

4592
04:40:56,620 --> 04:40:59,160
...begun to approach what the machine...

4593
04:40:59,160 --> 04:41:01,820
...Colophon is a small design firm in San Francisco...

4594
04:41:02,580 --> 04:41:02,820
...that specializes...

4595
04:41:02,820 --> 04:41:03,300
It's not.

4596
04:41:03,300 --> 04:41:04,280
It's Frisco, baby.

4597
04:41:05,000 --> 04:41:05,920
...in Macintosh-generated...

4598
04:41:05,920 --> 04:41:07,080
Is Reverb on, is it?

4599
04:41:07,260 --> 04:41:07,680
Is Reverb...

4600
04:41:07,680 --> 04:41:07,960
Oh, yeah.

4601
04:41:08,020 --> 04:41:08,600
Sorry about that.

4602
04:41:09,640 --> 04:41:10,400
...graphics.

4603
04:41:11,040 --> 04:41:14,260
Colophon is not on the Fortune 500 list yet...

4604
04:41:14,260 --> 04:41:16,520
...but it does have some big clients...

4605
04:41:16,520 --> 04:41:18,900
...and the company sees a growing acceptance...

4606
04:41:18,900 --> 04:41:20,920
...of the Macintosh in corporate offices.

4607
04:41:21,080 --> 04:41:21,580
I look bad.

4608
04:41:21,580 --> 04:41:22,920
Usually the design department...

4609
04:41:23,700 --> 04:41:25,920
...or a few unorthodox managers...

4610
04:41:25,920 --> 04:41:27,700
...who see the world in their own ways...

4611
04:41:27,700 --> 04:41:30,060
...and don't follow corporate policy closely...

4612
04:41:30,060 --> 04:41:32,100
...will bring Macintoshes into their office.

4613
04:41:32,180 --> 04:41:34,360
In the case of the design group, it makes perfect sense...

4614
04:41:34,360 --> 04:41:36,940
...because the machine is so well-suited to graphic tasks.

4615
04:41:37,700 --> 04:41:39,200
The Mac's talent for desktop publishing...

4616
04:41:39,200 --> 04:41:39,900
Graphic tasks.

4617
04:41:40,080 --> 04:41:42,200
...helped it through the corporate gates...

4618
04:41:42,200 --> 04:41:43,840
...but once inside, there are new...

4619
04:41:43,840 --> 04:41:44,200
Probably.

4620
04:41:44,400 --> 04:41:46,480
I knew they were going to do that rack focus...

4621
04:41:46,480 --> 04:41:47,660
...on the feller in the background.

4622
04:41:47,840 --> 04:41:48,380
I knew it.

4623
04:41:48,380 --> 04:41:50,200
As soon as I saw the shot set up...

4624
04:41:50,860 --> 04:41:51,880
...and look at him there.

4625
04:41:51,920 --> 04:41:53,320
He's really going hard at the work.

4626
04:41:53,780 --> 04:41:56,200
...publishing helped it through the corporate gates...

4627
04:41:56,200 --> 04:41:56,780
...but...

4628
04:41:56,780 --> 04:41:57,480
Beautiful stuff.

4629
04:41:57,580 --> 04:41:58,680
Starts on herself...

4630
04:41:58,680 --> 04:42:00,200
...and then framed to perfection.

4631
04:42:00,200 --> 04:42:01,120
Once inside...

4632
04:42:01,120 --> 04:42:01,400
Boom.

4633
04:42:01,400 --> 04:42:03,360
...there are new obstacles to overcome.

4634
04:42:03,700 --> 04:42:05,120
In the past, the MIS...

4635
04:42:05,120 --> 04:42:05,740
And there he is.

4636
04:42:05,780 --> 04:42:06,540
He's really fucking...

4637
04:42:06,540 --> 04:42:08,180
...going at the fingers again.

4638
04:42:08,260 --> 04:42:08,540
He's...

4639
04:42:08,540 --> 04:42:10,600
...taking his nails off now.

4640
04:42:10,660 --> 04:42:12,540
...partment has been a central repository...

4641
04:42:12,540 --> 04:42:13,540
...and control point...

4642
04:42:13,540 --> 04:42:15,980
...for the way that information flows in the company.

4643
04:42:16,500 --> 04:42:18,540
And that's a very powerful position...

4644
04:42:18,540 --> 04:42:19,400
...for them to be in.

4645
04:42:19,960 --> 04:42:21,540
Now we're proposing to bring in...

4646
04:42:21,540 --> 04:42:22,540
...these computers...

4647
04:42:22,540 --> 04:42:25,540
...intelligent, independent workstations...

4648
04:42:25,540 --> 04:42:26,540
...that can conduct tasks...

4649
04:42:26,540 --> 04:42:27,540
...completely independently...

4650
04:42:27,540 --> 04:42:29,540
...of a central host computer...

4651
04:42:29,540 --> 04:42:31,040
...that can communicate with one another...

4652
04:42:31,040 --> 04:42:33,300
...independently of a central network...

4653
04:42:33,300 --> 04:42:35,880
...and I think that has far-reaching implications...

4654
04:42:35,880 --> 04:42:37,080
...for that power structure.

4655
04:42:37,080 --> 04:42:38,960
Yes, indeed.

4656
04:42:38,960 --> 04:42:51,620
...in the studio now is Charlie Oppenheimer...

4657
04:42:51,620 --> 04:42:53,220
...Charlie's Apple's product manager...

4658
04:42:53,220 --> 04:42:54,400
...for the new Macintosh SE.

4659
04:42:54,600 --> 04:42:54,780
Gary?

4660
04:42:55,220 --> 04:42:56,480
Charlie, when I first bought a Mac...

4661
04:42:56,480 --> 04:42:57,160
...a few years back...

4662
04:42:57,160 --> 04:42:58,660
...I found a couple screws in the back here...

4663
04:42:58,660 --> 04:43:00,620
...that didn't work over the regular screwdriver...

4664
04:43:00,620 --> 04:43:01,160
...you couldn't get them out.

4665
04:43:01,800 --> 04:43:03,220
What was the philosophy originally...

4666
04:43:03,220 --> 04:43:04,220
...when the Mac first came out...

4667
04:43:04,220 --> 04:43:05,700
...of closed architecture?

4668
04:43:05,800 --> 04:43:06,820
Why was it closed up like that?

4669
04:43:06,840 --> 04:43:08,640
Well, at the time in 1984...

4670
04:43:09,440 --> 04:43:11,640
...we felt that we really had a very good idea...

4671
04:43:11,640 --> 04:43:14,320
...of what our customers were going to need...

4672
04:43:14,320 --> 04:43:15,620
...and there was really no reason.

4673
04:43:16,180 --> 04:43:17,240
Macaulay Culkin.

4674
04:43:19,640 --> 04:43:21,280
Macaulay Oppenheimer's after you.

4675
04:43:21,800 --> 04:43:23,880
I made my family disappear.

4676
04:43:24,720 --> 04:43:27,640
I made Nagasaki disappear.

4677
04:43:27,800 --> 04:43:29,680
For most people to get in the box...

4678
04:43:29,680 --> 04:43:31,040
...and so it was really set up to be...

4679
04:43:31,040 --> 04:43:32,740
Fresh out the box experience.

4680
04:43:33,140 --> 04:43:34,340
Dealer serviceable only.

4681
04:43:34,520 --> 04:43:36,260
So the idea was to have an old package solution...

4682
04:43:36,260 --> 04:43:37,560
...that was exactly what the customers...

4683
04:43:37,560 --> 04:43:37,860
Exactly.

4684
04:43:38,100 --> 04:43:39,680
Now what's the change in philosophy now?

4685
04:43:39,720 --> 04:43:41,660
Well, now with the Macintosh SE...

4686
04:43:41,660 --> 04:43:42,780
...and the Macintosh 2...

4687
04:43:42,780 --> 04:43:44,840
...we introduce open Macintoshes.

4688
04:43:45,060 --> 04:43:46,520
Macintoshes that really represent...

4689
04:43:46,520 --> 04:43:48,840
...a foundation on which our developers...

4690
04:43:48,840 --> 04:43:50,160
...can be creative...

4691
04:43:50,160 --> 04:43:52,660
...to add expansion hardware...

4692
04:43:52,660 --> 04:43:54,220
...application software and so on.

4693
04:43:54,340 --> 04:43:55,340
Can you show us how you can get out...

4694
04:43:55,340 --> 04:43:56,800
...the expansion chassis and so forth?

4695
04:43:56,820 --> 04:43:57,000
Sure.

4696
04:43:57,140 --> 04:43:57,640
Let's talk about...

4697
04:43:57,640 --> 04:43:59,380
Well, let's talk about the differences...

4698
04:43:59,380 --> 04:44:00,340
...of the machine overall.

4699
04:44:00,760 --> 04:44:02,020
You can see right away...

4700
04:44:02,020 --> 04:44:03,560
...that we've got a different face.

4701
04:44:03,840 --> 04:44:05,480
We've got a floppy disk drive here.

4702
04:44:05,720 --> 04:44:07,200
On top, we have the option...

4703
04:44:07,200 --> 04:44:08,060
...for a second floppy...

4704
04:44:08,060 --> 04:44:09,100
...or an internal hard disk...

4705
04:44:09,100 --> 04:44:09,920
...which is what I've got here.

4706
04:44:10,320 --> 04:44:12,060
If we take a look at the back of the machine...

4707
04:44:12,060 --> 04:44:13,980
...and we'll just turn that around.

4708
04:44:13,980 --> 04:44:15,280
Let's see the back of that bad boy.

4709
04:44:17,060 --> 04:44:17,520
Go on.

4710
04:44:17,600 --> 04:44:18,940
You can see here that...

4711
04:44:18,940 --> 04:44:19,900
Give us a twirl.

4712
04:44:20,140 --> 04:44:22,020
We have many of the familiar ports...

4713
04:44:22,020 --> 04:44:23,120
...that you've seen in the past.

4714
04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:24,520
In addition, we have two connections...

4715
04:44:24,520 --> 04:44:26,300
...over here called Apple Desktop Bus.

4716
04:44:26,580 --> 04:44:28,100
That's the new connection medium...

4717
04:44:28,100 --> 04:44:28,520
...for the key...

4718
04:44:28,520 --> 04:44:30,780
...and mice and other input peripherals.

4719
04:44:31,200 --> 04:44:32,700
If we take a look inside the machine...

4720
04:44:32,700 --> 04:44:34,680
Let's look inside the machine.

4721
04:44:34,680 --> 04:44:35,440
...to cover off...

4722
04:44:35,440 --> 04:44:35,760
Nice.

4723
04:44:35,760 --> 04:44:37,300
...you see a very different Macintosh.

4724
04:44:37,380 --> 04:44:38,700
In fact, this Macintosh...

4725
04:44:38,700 --> 04:44:40,160
It's a tube.

4726
04:44:40,940 --> 04:44:42,500
...shares only one component...

4727
04:44:42,500 --> 04:44:43,420
...with previous machines.

4728
04:44:43,680 --> 04:44:44,360
That's the screen.

4729
04:44:44,460 --> 04:44:46,200
Everything else has been completely redesigned.

4730
04:44:46,740 --> 04:44:47,980
Over here you see...

4731
04:44:47,980 --> 04:44:50,240
...a analog and power supply board.

4732
04:44:50,500 --> 04:44:51,900
The power supply here is...

4733
04:44:51,900 --> 04:44:52,940
...much more heavy duty.

4734
04:44:53,060 --> 04:44:54,300
75 watts...

4735
04:44:54,300 --> 04:44:55,860
...instead of 50 on the previous machine.

4736
04:44:56,200 --> 04:44:57,080
A fan, of course.

4737
04:44:57,140 --> 04:44:58,000
If you have a hard disk...

4738
04:44:58,000 --> 04:44:59,540
...you've got to have a fan inside the machine.

4739
04:44:59,740 --> 04:45:02,180
Over here, this is a 20 megabyte...

4740
04:45:02,180 --> 04:45:04,000
...internal SCSI hard drive.

4741
04:45:04,880 --> 04:45:06,280
And that is...

4742
04:45:06,280 --> 04:45:07,920
...the hard disk option that we talked about.

4743
04:45:08,280 --> 04:45:10,160
This is the accessory access port...

4744
04:45:10,160 --> 04:45:11,420
...for mounting connectors...

4745
04:45:11,420 --> 04:45:13,520
...for cards that install inside...

4746
04:45:13,520 --> 04:45:15,280
...that need to connect with the outside world.

4747
04:45:15,900 --> 04:45:17,460
We don't any longer have...

4748
04:45:17,460 --> 04:45:18,820
...the Black & Decker solution...

4749
04:45:18,820 --> 04:45:20,400
...of getting connectors into the box.

4750
04:45:21,040 --> 04:45:22,820
If we take a look at the logic board...

4751
04:45:23,900 --> 04:45:25,000
...and you'll see that...

4752
04:45:25,000 --> 04:45:26,820
This, you can really see...

4753
04:45:26,820 --> 04:45:28,820
...the change in...

4754
04:45:28,820 --> 04:45:30,900
...how Computer Chronicles...

4755
04:45:30,900 --> 04:45:33,280
...became a real slick...

4756
04:45:33,280 --> 04:45:34,420
...well-oiled machine.

4757
04:45:35,800 --> 04:45:36,640
CD-ROM.

4758
04:45:36,640 --> 04:45:39,620
I don't have the situation room at hand.

4759
04:45:40,440 --> 04:45:42,580
I don't have the situation room...

4760
04:45:42,580 --> 04:45:43,320
...at hand.

4761
04:45:51,880 --> 04:45:52,560
Fuckin' hell.

4762
04:45:52,560 --> 04:46:19,560
I just didn't do it justice there, I'm afraid.

4763
04:46:19,640 --> 04:46:20,620
I'm sorry about that.

4764
04:46:20,680 --> 04:46:22,580
I really have drawn...

4765
04:46:22,580 --> 04:46:23,580
...a blank...

4766
04:46:23,580 --> 04:46:25,020
...on what to do there.

4767
04:46:25,580 --> 04:46:26,700
Thank you very much there.

4768
04:46:26,780 --> 04:46:28,480
You see, I've just arrived...

4769
04:46:28,480 --> 04:46:29,400
...and it's floppy.

4770
04:46:29,520 --> 04:46:30,860
Thank you very much there for that.

4771
04:46:32,760 --> 04:46:34,060
Very, very, very kind of you.

4772
04:46:35,060 --> 04:46:37,000
I will be fulfilling...

4773
04:46:37,000 --> 04:46:40,000
...a situation room shaped...

4774
04:46:40,000 --> 04:46:41,000
...thank you...

4775
04:46:41,000 --> 04:46:42,620
...on the 13th of December.

4776
04:46:42,840 --> 04:46:43,900
Maybe even before that.

4777
04:46:44,000 --> 04:46:44,960
But on the 13th...

4778
04:46:44,960 --> 04:46:45,960
...a dummy...

4779
04:46:45,960 --> 04:46:47,240
...is going to get the living shit...

4780
04:46:47,240 --> 04:46:48,000
...kicked out of it.

4781
04:46:48,940 --> 04:46:49,980
As a thank you for that.

4782
04:46:50,040 --> 04:46:50,700
Thank you very much.

4783
04:46:50,700 --> 04:46:51,720
There is one slot...

4784
04:46:51,720 --> 04:46:53,880
...and many people will want to get more than one function...

4785
04:46:53,880 --> 04:46:54,640
...inside the machine.

4786
04:46:55,080 --> 04:46:57,560
That brings up the subject of multifunction cards...

4787
04:46:57,560 --> 04:46:59,700
...and they've been popular with many other machines...

4788
04:46:59,700 --> 04:47:01,440
...and you'll see them appearing here.

4789
04:47:01,620 --> 04:47:04,160
I think the first type that has been introduced now...

4790
04:47:04,160 --> 04:47:05,860
...that will be popular...

4791
04:47:05,860 --> 04:47:07,960
...is the 6802 accelerator...

4792
04:47:07,960 --> 04:47:09,880
...combined with a large screen adapter.

4793
04:47:10,220 --> 04:47:11,760
Charlie, you've got the slot in there now...

4794
04:47:11,760 --> 04:47:13,220
...so that we can put an add-in board...

4795
04:47:13,220 --> 04:47:14,060
...but I think the manual says...

4796
04:47:14,060 --> 04:47:14,720
...don't do it yourself.

4797
04:47:14,820 --> 04:47:15,980
You've got to take it to your dealer.

4798
04:47:16,040 --> 04:47:16,760
What's the point of that?

4799
04:47:16,880 --> 04:47:17,560
Yeah, that's right.

4800
04:47:17,780 --> 04:47:19,540
Well, you know, as you can see...

4801
04:47:19,540 --> 04:47:21,940
...it was very easy for me to take apart the machine...

4802
04:47:21,940 --> 04:47:24,040
...but this isn't really the sort of thing...

4803
04:47:24,040 --> 04:47:26,500
...that the average user would be good at doing.

4804
04:47:26,500 --> 04:47:28,100
And so to ensure that we have...

4805
04:47:28,100 --> 04:47:30,260
...the most reliable installation of the board...

4806
04:47:30,260 --> 04:47:32,000
...we really want to see the dealer do it.

4807
04:47:32,240 --> 04:47:34,720
You know, this machine really was never designed...

4808
04:47:34,720 --> 04:47:36,720
...from the start with the idea of having the user...

4809
04:47:36,720 --> 04:47:38,080
...get inside as we talked about.

4810
04:47:38,180 --> 04:47:40,560
And so some of the features that you'd want to have inside...

4811
04:47:40,560 --> 04:47:43,060
...are not really there to protect the user.

4812
04:47:43,140 --> 04:47:44,140
Okay, now, Charlie, how does this...

4813
04:47:44,140 --> 04:47:45,820
What's the cost comparison of a Mac...

4814
04:47:45,820 --> 04:47:47,020
...standard Mac and then the SE?

4815
04:47:47,380 --> 04:47:47,780
Okay, well...

4816
04:47:47,780 --> 04:47:49,060
Thank you very much there, CD-ROM.

4817
04:47:49,180 --> 04:47:50,960
You know, the Macintosh 512, the Macintosh Plus...

4818
04:47:50,960 --> 04:47:51,780
...the SE and the 2.

4819
04:47:52,280 --> 04:47:53,580
The Macintosh...

4820
04:47:53,580 --> 04:47:56,460
Sorry, I did not prepare any situation.

4821
04:47:57,140 --> 04:47:58,640
Maybe I can prepare something.

4822
04:47:58,860 --> 04:48:00,460
...for $28.99...

4823
04:48:00,460 --> 04:48:03,260
...and with the internal hard drive option $36.99.

4824
04:48:03,660 --> 04:48:04,340
Charlie, real quick...

4825
04:48:04,340 --> 04:48:06,280
He really does look like Macaulay Culkin, though.

4826
04:48:06,720 --> 04:48:09,120
Isn't it absolutely uncanny?

4827
04:48:09,320 --> 04:48:10,260
That last bit there.

4828
04:48:10,680 --> 04:48:11,780
Or even his brother, Kieran.

4829
04:48:11,820 --> 04:48:12,540
$36.99.

4830
04:48:13,060 --> 04:48:14,940
He looks more like Fuller...

4831
04:48:14,940 --> 04:48:17,660
...from Home Alone.

4832
04:48:18,940 --> 04:48:20,340
...Kevin's brother.

4833
04:48:20,440 --> 04:48:20,940
Kevin McAllister's...

4834
04:48:22,220 --> 04:48:23,060
...brother or cousin.

4835
04:48:25,640 --> 04:48:26,420
...real quick.

4836
04:48:26,720 --> 04:48:28,620
CD-ROM, thank you very much.

4837
04:48:28,900 --> 04:48:30,400
Very, very kind of you there.

4838
04:48:34,220 --> 04:48:35,880
Just give you a blast to Hanson.

4839
04:48:35,980 --> 04:48:38,720
That has to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen.

4840
04:48:39,180 --> 04:48:40,520
Slopey, defending, right?

4841
04:48:41,000 --> 04:48:43,720
I didn't like it, and I didn't want to see it again.

4842
04:48:43,900 --> 04:48:45,080
You know things up for grabs.

4843
04:48:46,080 --> 04:48:47,960
People who already own a Mac Plus are a little upset.

4844
04:48:48,060 --> 04:48:51,300
There's no way to hardware upgrade to the capability of the SC.

4845
04:48:51,420 --> 04:48:52,900
What was the reasoning behind that?

4846
04:48:52,920 --> 04:48:55,360
You know, we'd always like to see an upgrade available,

4847
04:48:55,640 --> 04:48:57,300
and that was something that we...

4848
04:48:57,300 --> 04:48:58,500
Woo!

4849
04:48:59,280 --> 04:49:00,500
Sorry, that's just an...

4850
04:49:00,500 --> 04:49:02,560
That's an aftershock.

4851
04:49:02,780 --> 04:49:02,960
...censored.

4852
04:49:03,800 --> 04:49:06,540
Unfortunately, in order to provide the kind of expansion

4853
04:49:06,540 --> 04:49:09,280
and the internal hard disk features that we wanted,

4854
04:49:09,420 --> 04:49:11,080
there was no way to provide an upgrade.

4855
04:49:11,240 --> 04:49:12,320
And as you know, I said earlier,

4856
04:49:12,660 --> 04:49:14,900
that every component in here is different except for the screen.

4857
04:49:15,040 --> 04:49:16,600
Well, that means there is an upgrade,

4858
04:49:16,740 --> 04:49:18,220
but it's very, very laborious,

4859
04:49:18,320 --> 04:49:20,080
and so we decided not to do that.

4860
04:49:20,100 --> 04:49:21,000
We're going to come back in just a second.

4861
04:49:21,080 --> 04:49:22,600
We're going to take a look at the new Mac 2.

4862
04:49:22,740 --> 04:49:25,040
It's got color, it's got slots, and it's got speed.

4863
04:49:25,220 --> 04:49:25,700
Stay with us.

4864
04:49:25,720 --> 04:49:26,460
We'll take a look at it.

4865
04:49:27,140 --> 04:49:29,040
Color, slots, speed.

4866
04:49:29,160 --> 04:49:29,960
It's all I need.

4867
04:49:30,220 --> 04:49:31,220
It's a triple threat.

4868
04:49:31,480 --> 04:49:31,940
How you creepy?

4869
04:49:32,080 --> 04:49:33,320
I'm after-brain' a new clobber.

4870
04:49:33,560 --> 04:49:34,960
Round up the boys to come pointing.

4871
04:49:35,260 --> 04:49:36,660
I want the whole town to see me.

4872
04:49:36,660 --> 04:49:49,400
With us in the studio now is DDA Diaz,

4873
04:49:49,480 --> 04:49:51,200
the product manager for the Macintosh 2,

4874
04:49:51,280 --> 04:49:52,540
and back with us, Charlie Oppenheimer.

4875
04:49:53,040 --> 04:49:56,260
DDA, we've seen Apple introduce the Mac, the Mac Plus.

4876
04:49:56,800 --> 04:49:59,300
Now Charlie's shown us the SE, and you've got the Mac 2.

4877
04:49:59,380 --> 04:50:00,440
Now, what target market is this?

4878
04:50:00,460 --> 04:50:01,400
It must be different from the others.

4879
04:50:01,600 --> 04:50:08,180
Well, with its increased power, this Macintosh 2 is targeted at the higher end of our current marketplace.

4880
04:50:08,760 --> 04:50:17,960
The business community who uses productivity applications such as spreadsheets, word processors, databases, etc., will use this machine.

4881
04:50:18,460 --> 04:50:27,800
But as well, because of this increased power, we'll see the Macintosh enter or get an increased penetration in new markets such as engineering.

4882
04:50:27,800 --> 04:50:36,860
We'll see as well lots of these machines in the university market thanks, for instance, to the ability of this machine to run not only the Macintosh operating system,

4883
04:50:37,000 --> 04:50:39,860
but as well the Unix operating system, which is very popular there.

4884
04:50:39,900 --> 04:50:42,180
Now, the SE, Charlie showed us, is an open system.

4885
04:50:43,000 --> 04:50:45,160
Apparently, the Mac 2 is also an open system.

4886
04:50:45,240 --> 04:50:45,820
Can you show us how that works?

4887
04:50:45,820 --> 04:50:46,020
Right.

4888
04:50:46,200 --> 04:50:50,340
The Macintosh 2 has been called an open Macintosh by lots of people.

4889
04:50:50,440 --> 04:50:56,300
And I guess the reason is I just have to pull these two latches in the back and I can now open the top and take it off.

4890
04:50:56,740 --> 04:51:05,680
And that ease of opening the Macintosh would be important because our customers will be able to add cards in the machine very easily by just taking the top off.

4891
04:51:05,680 --> 04:51:07,780
There's shit inside the situation room.

4892
04:51:09,260 --> 04:51:11,160
There's shit inside the situation room.

4893
04:51:11,160 --> 04:51:12,680
I'm going to try 100 right here.

4894
04:51:12,680 --> 04:51:15,960
As I was saying, the customers will be able to add cards such as this one.

4895
04:51:16,040 --> 04:51:17,240
This is our video card.

4896
04:51:17,240 --> 04:51:19,640
I suppose 500 is what would be necessary, isn't it?

4897
04:51:19,640 --> 04:51:22,660
Now, let's put our black and white and our RGB monitor.

4898
04:51:23,980 --> 04:51:25,680
A few things to point out on this card.

4899
04:51:26,020 --> 04:51:28,000
First, here, I have a configuration ROM.

4900
04:51:28,360 --> 04:51:29,580
This is part of the new...

4901
04:51:29,580 --> 04:51:31,780
I'm going to tuck the tracky bottoms into the socks.

4902
04:51:33,040 --> 04:51:34,460
It is risky business.

4903
04:51:35,420 --> 04:51:36,800
There's equipment here.

4904
04:51:37,760 --> 04:51:44,320
And there's also a very hastily thrown together green screen situation which could fall down.

4905
04:51:44,320 --> 04:51:47,420
You put your card in, you boot, and the card is identified.

4906
04:51:47,420 --> 04:51:51,460
Another very important feature of this card, this here, which is a color lookup table.

4907
04:51:51,460 --> 04:51:54,680
It contains 16 million entries, 16 million colors.

4908
04:51:55,100 --> 04:51:59,440
And I can display up to 256 colors at the same time on my screen.

4909
04:51:59,580 --> 04:52:06,520
So 256 colors at the same time out of a palette of 16 million is something that hasn't been seen up to now on personal computer.

4910
04:52:06,720 --> 04:52:08,040
We'll get a chance to see that a little later.

4911
04:52:08,140 --> 04:52:09,220
We'll see that a little later, right.

4912
04:52:11,420 --> 04:52:12,660
What do we have here?

4913
04:52:12,760 --> 04:52:18,460
We have a chassis that can hold a hard disk and one or two floppy.

4914
04:52:18,560 --> 04:52:21,180
The hard disk can be either 20 megabytes or 40 megabytes.

4915
04:52:21,180 --> 04:52:21,880
It's tight.

4916
04:52:21,940 --> 04:52:23,900
It's tight inside this little situation.

4917
04:52:24,040 --> 04:52:25,480
It's 40 and 80 megabyte drive.

4918
04:52:25,540 --> 04:52:27,120
They both are five and a quarter.

4919
04:52:27,120 --> 04:52:29,600
I don't even know if the ball is registering.

4920
04:52:29,600 --> 04:52:32,060
And an access time on the 30 millisecond, which is very fast.

4921
04:52:32,160 --> 04:52:33,920
That allows us to transfer...

4922
04:52:33,920 --> 04:52:34,380
Does it work?

4923
04:52:34,580 --> 04:52:35,240
Do you reckon it works?

4924
04:52:35,240 --> 04:52:38,160
...byte per second over our SCSI interface.

4925
04:52:38,160 --> 04:52:43,320
And that will really give us a great speed when it comes to open applications, save large files, etc.

4926
04:52:43,560 --> 04:52:44,140
It works.

4927
04:52:44,360 --> 04:52:45,740
It isn't flat, Rebecca.

4928
04:52:45,960 --> 04:52:46,960
It's got a nice little...

4929
04:52:46,960 --> 04:52:48,040
It's got a bit of give in it.

4930
04:52:50,180 --> 04:52:51,300
26 though, I mean.

4931
04:52:51,760 --> 04:52:55,780
But I mean, you can't see how tight the operating space is here.

4932
04:52:56,440 --> 04:52:57,480
It's pretty tight.

4933
04:52:57,480 --> 04:52:58,480
It's got a little bit of disk.

4934
04:52:58,480 --> 04:53:03,080
And we have the most important part, as I said, which is this logic board.

4935
04:53:04,080 --> 04:53:10,880
So the logic board contains the O2O and the 6881 arithmetic coprocessor.

4936
04:53:10,880 --> 04:53:18,280
The O2O is a next generation processor from Motorola after the 68000, which is used in the Macintosh Plus and the Macintosh AC.

4937
04:53:18,280 --> 04:53:23,680
It's a full 32-bit processor, such as the Intel 386, for instance.

4938
04:53:23,680 --> 04:53:29,080
That allows us to get a speed increase over the Macintosh Plus up to four times, I would say.

4939
04:53:29,080 --> 04:53:32,740
And then we decided to add, as a standard, this arithmetic chip.

4940
04:53:32,740 --> 04:53:35,980
And I will show you what this arithmetic chip can do for us.

4941
04:53:35,980 --> 04:53:38,580
Here we have the six new bus slots.

4942
04:53:38,580 --> 04:53:40,980
And I already told you a few things about the new bus slots.

4943
04:53:40,980 --> 04:53:46,780
Another characteristic of new bus is that it allows a card in any slot to take over the entire machine.

4944
04:53:46,780 --> 04:53:48,880
That's called the bus mastership capability.

4945
04:53:48,880 --> 04:53:56,480
So in the future, when we see new processors coming on the market, you could put a card here with a No3O, for instance, or any other kind of processor,

4946
04:53:56,480 --> 04:53:59,780
and have this very fast processor to take over the whole machine.

4947
04:53:59,780 --> 04:54:02,180
Now, this machine is a Macintosh.

4948
04:54:02,180 --> 04:54:05,680
And as every Macintosh, it has all kinds of ports built in.

4949
04:54:05,680 --> 04:54:14,280
We have a SCSI port here, two serial ports, two Apple desktop bus ports, which allows us to connect into devices, and a sound port.

4950
04:54:14,280 --> 04:54:14,980
I've lost count.

4951
04:54:14,980 --> 04:54:15,980
This means you can have--

4952
04:54:15,980 --> 04:54:17,280
I'm like in the 80s now.

4953
04:54:17,280 --> 04:54:25,680
As I showed you, 4K3 drive, 2F drive, 2F, one tape backup connected outside the modem, and yet you have only used one slot.

4954
04:54:25,680 --> 04:54:29,680
So six slots should be many for most of our users.

4955
04:54:29,680 --> 04:54:30,180
100.

4956
04:54:30,180 --> 04:54:31,180
10.

4957
04:54:31,180 --> 04:54:32,180
10.

4958
04:54:32,180 --> 04:54:33,180
10.

4959
04:54:33,180 --> 04:54:34,180
10.

4960
04:54:34,180 --> 04:54:35,180
10.

4961
04:54:35,180 --> 04:54:36,180
10.

4962
04:54:36,180 --> 04:54:36,180
10.

4963
04:54:36,180 --> 04:54:37,180
10.

4964
04:54:37,180 --> 04:54:38,180
10.

4965
04:54:38,180 --> 04:54:39,180
10.

4966
04:54:39,180 --> 04:54:40,180
10.

4967
04:54:40,180 --> 04:54:41,180
10.

4968
04:54:41,180 --> 04:54:59,680
very warm in here. I'm really sweaty. I'll keep it fucking going I'll do 500 but it's gonna be a sweaty 500.

4969
04:54:59,680 --> 04:55:21,680
Let me just get a bit of water there.

4970
04:55:21,680 --> 04:55:39,680
I'm gonna do it.

4971
04:55:39,680 --> 04:55:47,420
at which I would draw the equation without the arithmetic chip. Now if I switch and go directly to the arithmetic chip, here is what happens.

4972
04:55:47,960 --> 04:55:56,200
We get speed up to 200 times. So that will allow the Macintosh software to get into areas where it couldn't get up to now for lack of horsepower.

4973
04:55:56,580 --> 04:56:03,340
Now we're going to see programs, for instance, using 3D rotations coming up on the Mac, modeling programs, etc.

4974
04:56:03,340 --> 04:56:14,460
So I will just stop this and go to another feature of the Macintosh 2, which as well will push the Macintosh 2 into new areas.

4975
04:56:14,560 --> 04:56:18,460
Let me turn this monitor here from black and white to color.

4976
04:56:19,020 --> 04:56:25,600
One important point about this monitor is its resolution is so high that it can be used for both black and white and color.

4977
04:56:25,600 --> 04:56:32,720
I might mention, Nidhi, our audience is not really seeing this monitor. It's true quality. They're seeing a flicker because of the television camera shooting it. That's not the way it really works.

4978
04:56:32,800 --> 04:56:37,540
It's due to the high refresh rate, actually, of the monitor, which is one of the reasons why it looks so good.

4979
04:56:37,900 --> 04:56:40,960
This is an application which allows me to display digitized pictures.

4980
04:56:41,380 --> 04:56:49,260
Let me just bring up one of our vice president here, our chief operating officer.

4981
04:56:49,420 --> 04:56:50,880
He paid you to get his picture on the show?

4982
04:56:51,160 --> 04:56:55,980
Not quite, actually. He has another picture which is his favorite, but I won't be able to show it to you.

4983
04:56:56,400 --> 04:56:59,200
You see the speed at which I could move this image here?

4984
04:56:59,700 --> 04:57:05,140
I'm moving here 8 bits, what's called 8 bits per pixel.

4985
04:57:05,600 --> 04:57:11,480
I have actually, here I'm using the full power of the card, the 256 colors out of a palette of 16 million.

4986
04:57:11,600 --> 04:57:16,180
That's what allows me, for instance, to have this smooth shading from color to color.

4987
04:57:16,340 --> 04:57:21,180
Let me show you just another image that shows up the capability of the screen.

4988
04:57:21,560 --> 04:57:27,360
I don't see that, as you said, because our viewers won't be able to see it quite right.

4989
04:57:27,500 --> 04:57:34,800
This is a ray tracing image. It's a computer-generated image where you set up your environment and the computer...

4990
04:57:34,800 --> 04:57:37,380
I'm going to have to interrupt you because we're out of time. It's a very impressive demo.

4991
04:57:37,480 --> 04:57:39,460
Real quickly, what's the price on the Mac 2? What's the range?

4992
04:57:39,840 --> 04:57:44,440
The entry price is about $38.95 for the entry CPU.

4993
04:57:44,840 --> 04:57:48,720
The color computer that I have here with a 40 megabyte hard disk would cost about $6,500.

4994
04:57:49,220 --> 04:57:52,340
Thank you very much. Okay, when a new piece of hardware comes out, the first question is,

4995
04:57:52,400 --> 04:57:54,080
is there software to take advantage of it?

4996
04:57:54,160 --> 04:57:57,700
Wendy Woods has a report on the status of new software for the new Macs.

4997
04:57:59,080 --> 04:58:04,840
If users wonder about software availability, the problem is magnified for software developers,

4998
04:58:05,140 --> 04:58:07,980
who risk losing big money if the machine isn't successful.

4999
04:58:08,780 --> 04:58:11,220
Living Video Text was one of a few dozen companies...

5000
04:58:11,780 --> 04:58:13,160
Oh, you fucker.

5001
04:58:15,040 --> 04:58:18,280
Do you know, my mind...

5002
04:58:18,280 --> 04:58:20,780
My mind was fucking...

5003
04:58:20,780 --> 04:58:23,940
Taken off it because I heard myself hit the...

5004
04:58:23,940 --> 04:58:26,200
The little green panels here.

5005
04:58:26,620 --> 04:58:28,700
I thought they're going to go.

5006
04:58:30,460 --> 04:58:32,660
And the concentration went to that.

5007
04:58:33,400 --> 04:58:36,240
That was 167, Jack. You're saying 125.

5008
04:58:37,680 --> 04:58:39,260
Go back to counting school.

5009
04:58:41,280 --> 04:58:42,860
Umbro socks, thank you very much.

5010
04:58:44,000 --> 04:58:45,240
Actually not their...

5011
04:58:45,240 --> 04:58:47,240
Their little...

5012
04:58:47,240 --> 04:58:48,240
Their little...

5013
04:58:49,920 --> 04:58:52,240
Do you know Freeway, little...

5014
04:58:52,240 --> 04:58:54,220
Their brand of water.

5015
04:58:58,300 --> 04:58:58,740
Freeway.

5016
04:59:02,920 --> 04:59:06,420
I'll go again and we'll get there.

5017
04:59:06,500 --> 04:59:06,840
500.

5018
04:59:07,740 --> 04:59:08,000
Okay.

5019
04:59:12,000 --> 04:59:12,920
You just...

5020
04:59:12,920 --> 04:59:13,560
You really need...

5021
04:59:13,560 --> 04:59:19,080
It's really tight, close control you need in this little situation here.

5022
04:59:19,140 --> 04:59:20,220
It's very, very small.

5023
04:59:21,620 --> 04:59:22,560
And there's...

5024
04:59:22,560 --> 04:59:23,380
Yeah.

5025
04:59:23,380 --> 04:59:23,380
Yeah.

5026
04:59:23,380 --> 04:59:23,380
Yeah.

5027
04:59:31,380 --> 04:59:31,880
I love...

5028
04:59:31,880 --> 04:59:40,620
Look at it. It's her. Jan Lewis.

5029
04:59:41,460 --> 04:59:42,500
She's fucking great.

5030
04:59:42,620 --> 04:59:44,760
I can't believe I'm missing out on Jan Lewis for this.

5031
04:59:45,360 --> 04:59:46,380
And it's him as well.

5032
04:59:47,120 --> 04:59:53,440
With us in the studio now is our resident analyst, Jan Lewis, and also our very own curmudgeon and commentator, George Morrow.

5033
04:59:53,520 --> 04:59:56,940
Okay, the CD-RAM 500 starts now.

5034
04:59:56,940 --> 05:00:00,760
Which one of these things should you buy? Disregarding price, which one should you buy?

5035
05:00:01,300 --> 05:00:01,960
Well, if you really...

5036
05:00:01,960 --> 05:00:02,320
Or how do you decide it?

5037
05:00:02,480 --> 05:00:02,740
Okay.

5038
05:00:03,500 --> 05:00:07,020
Clearly you cannot disregard price. Otherwise everybody would get the Mac 2.

5039
05:00:07,140 --> 05:00:07,240
Yeah.

5040
05:00:08,060 --> 05:00:13,620
I think that what you need to look at is what you want out of your system and how long you want it to last.

5041
05:00:14,160 --> 05:00:16,620
The Mac SE right now is a very big seller.

5042
05:00:16,760 --> 05:00:18,880
People who were buying the pluses are now buying the SE.

5043
05:00:19,460 --> 05:00:21,620
Eventually, of course, they're going to want to expand even more.

5044
05:00:21,900 --> 05:00:23,760
So eventually they're going to want expansion boxes.

5045
05:00:24,280 --> 05:00:27,580
If you know that you're going to expand quite a bit, if you know you're going to use a lot of color,

5046
05:00:27,720 --> 05:00:30,940
if you know you need a lot of graphics, you might go to the Mac 2.

5047
05:00:31,660 --> 05:00:35,200
Desktop publishing, for instance, I think probably the Mac SE is a better bet.

5048
05:00:35,560 --> 05:00:38,540
And if you look at some of the, let's say, peripheral monitors, for instance,

5049
05:00:38,620 --> 05:00:42,520
that are coming out for desktop publishing versus, let's say, for desktop video,

5050
05:00:42,680 --> 05:00:48,740
for the graphics area other than that, you'll find the SE seems to be more of a desktop publishing machine.

5051
05:00:49,080 --> 05:00:54,680
The Mac 2 is highly expandable and you'll get many, many years of enjoyment out of it.

5052
05:00:54,920 --> 05:00:55,100
Okay.

5053
05:00:55,260 --> 05:00:57,020
Okay, George, you've seen the SE and the 2.

5054
05:00:57,020 --> 05:00:58,060
What do you think about the Mac 2?

5055
05:00:58,300 --> 05:01:01,660
Well, I think the 2 is an expression of a market entity.

5056
05:01:01,660 --> 05:01:04,540
You've got Apple that has seen IBM...

5057
05:01:04,540 --> 05:01:04,760
Hundred.

5058
05:01:04,760 --> 05:01:07,940
...and the corporations and the add-on people do so well.

5059
05:01:08,260 --> 05:01:11,380
You're looking at an expression now of, gee, how do you get a piece of that action?

5060
05:01:11,480 --> 05:01:14,180
They've come up with a new bus and they've come up with color.

5061
05:01:15,040 --> 05:01:19,320
And I think what's going on now is a fantastic musical game of chairs.

5062
05:01:19,520 --> 05:01:23,260
Everybody is moving up in the position of what everybody else is doing a year ago.

5063
05:01:23,640 --> 05:01:25,260
It's going to be a lot of fun watching it.

5064
05:01:25,260 --> 05:01:26,100
Oh, boy.

5065
05:01:26,360 --> 05:01:27,240
Jen, what do you think?

5066
05:01:27,600 --> 05:01:29,040
Hey, boy.

5067
05:01:29,040 --> 05:01:29,400
Boy.

5068
05:01:29,400 --> 05:01:34,080
I think it's already working.

5069
05:01:34,660 --> 05:01:35,880
Free desktop publishing.

5070
05:01:35,880 --> 05:01:37,500
It's already working.

5071
05:01:37,500 --> 05:01:43,160
Even though when you talk to the corporations and they say who is on our approved list, you will not find the Macintosh there.

5072
05:01:43,500 --> 05:01:47,420
Yet you walk up and down the halls of the corporations and ask questions the Macintosh is there.

5073
05:01:48,220 --> 05:01:54,120
So I think already what they're doing is a very good wedge into the corporation and this will take that much farther.

5074
05:01:54,120 --> 05:01:57,620
Apple has done an awfully good job in networking.

5075
05:01:58,340 --> 05:02:00,560
And that's probably another edge that they have in the corporation.

5076
05:02:00,560 --> 05:02:02,400
What about the...

5077
05:02:02,400 --> 05:02:03,400
I'm sorry.

5078
05:02:03,700 --> 05:02:05,400
I was going to say, George, you have a...

5079
05:02:05,400 --> 05:02:06,860
for a hardware and expertise.

5080
05:02:06,860 --> 05:02:07,860
There's always quite a lot of work.

5081
05:02:07,860 --> 05:02:08,360
100 tools.

5082
05:02:08,360 --> 05:02:10,440
There's always a stack up against the 680 or 20

5083
05:02:10,440 --> 05:02:11,820
in terms of just the .

5084
05:02:11,820 --> 05:02:15,000
Raw processing power, you're a very similar in power.

5085
05:02:15,000 --> 05:02:18,500
One thing isn't abusive in the top of the setting.

5086
05:02:18,500 --> 05:02:20,320
It seems to think there's a lot more overhead

5087
05:02:20,320 --> 05:02:23,540
on that than there is in the present 386 machines.

5088
05:02:23,540 --> 05:02:24,880
So the effective speed is somewhat--

5089
05:02:24,880 --> 05:02:25,760
20.

5090
05:02:25,760 --> 05:02:28,800
But both processes have got a lot of work power.

5091
05:02:28,800 --> 05:02:30,960
The engineering workstation market

5092
05:02:30,960 --> 05:02:33,240
is now going to be an awfully exciting market,

5093
05:02:33,240 --> 05:02:34,840
not only to buy products from it,

5094
05:02:34,840 --> 05:02:38,140
but that's what it seems like a good place for a Mac too.

5095
05:02:38,140 --> 05:02:38,840
Five.

5096
05:02:38,840 --> 05:02:39,340
Five.

5097
05:02:39,340 --> 05:02:39,840
Five.

5098
05:02:39,840 --> 05:02:40,340
Five.

5099
05:02:40,340 --> 05:02:40,840
Five.

5100
05:02:40,840 --> 05:02:41,340
Five.

5101
05:02:41,340 --> 05:02:41,840
Five.

5102
05:02:41,840 --> 05:02:42,340
Five.

5103
05:02:42,340 --> 05:02:42,840
Five.

5104
05:02:42,840 --> 05:02:43,340
Five.

5105
05:02:43,340 --> 05:02:43,340
Five.

5106
05:02:43,340 --> 05:02:43,840
Five.

5107
05:02:43,840 --> 05:02:44,340
Five.

5108
05:02:44,340 --> 05:02:44,840
Five.

5109
05:02:44,840 --> 05:02:45,340
Five.

5110
05:02:45,340 --> 05:02:45,840
Five.

5111
05:02:45,840 --> 05:02:46,340
Five.

5112
05:02:46,340 --> 05:02:46,840
Six.

5113
05:02:46,840 --> 05:02:47,340
Five.

5114
05:02:47,340 --> 05:02:47,840
Six.

5115
05:02:47,840 --> 05:02:48,340
Five.

5116
05:02:48,340 --> 05:02:48,840
Six.

5117
05:02:48,840 --> 05:02:49,340
Nine.

5118
05:02:49,340 --> 05:02:49,840
Six.

5119
05:02:49,840 --> 05:02:50,340
One.

5120
05:02:50,340 --> 05:02:51,340
Fuck.

5121
05:02:51,340 --> 05:02:51,840
Oh.

5122
05:02:51,840 --> 05:02:52,340
Oh.

5123
05:02:52,340 --> 05:02:52,840
Oh.

5124
05:02:52,840 --> 05:02:53,340
Oh.

5125
05:02:53,340 --> 05:02:56,340
As a result of being more open, there are going to be clones.

5126
05:02:56,340 --> 05:02:56,840
Shit.

5127
05:02:56,840 --> 05:02:58,340
Whereas with the old Mac, there weren't clones.

5128
05:02:58,340 --> 05:02:59,340
It's OK.

5129
05:02:59,340 --> 05:03:00,340
One good legacy of jobs.

5130
05:03:00,340 --> 05:03:01,340
Not broke.

5131
05:03:01,340 --> 05:03:02,340
It was unclonable.

5132
05:03:02,340 --> 05:03:03,340
That was 260.

5133
05:03:03,340 --> 05:03:04,280
Apple comes out of his.

5134
05:03:04,280 --> 05:03:05,280
In and around 260.

5135
05:03:05,280 --> 05:03:07,580
Bounced off the Xbox.

5136
05:03:07,580 --> 05:03:15,880
And then fucking slammed onto the table, knocking the water jug.

5137
05:03:15,880 --> 05:03:17,880
But that's fine.

5138
05:03:17,880 --> 05:03:18,880
No.

5139
05:03:18,880 --> 05:03:19,880
No.

5140
05:03:19,880 --> 05:03:20,880
No.

5141
05:03:20,880 --> 05:03:20,880
No.

5142
05:03:20,880 --> 05:03:21,880
No.

5143
05:03:21,880 --> 05:03:22,880
No.

5144
05:03:22,880 --> 05:03:23,880
No.

5145
05:03:23,880 --> 05:03:24,880
No.

5146
05:03:24,880 --> 05:03:24,880
No.

5147
05:03:24,880 --> 05:03:25,880
No.

5148
05:03:25,880 --> 05:03:25,880
No.

5149
05:03:25,880 --> 05:03:26,880
Jack.

5150
05:03:26,880 --> 05:03:27,880
Jack.

5151
05:03:27,880 --> 05:03:29,180
Knees don't count as 0.75.

5152
05:03:29,180 --> 05:03:37,080
5. Knees are fine. The knees are a whole fucking keepy up. And you probably weren't even counting

5153
05:03:37,080 --> 05:03:43,160
the micro touches. Sometimes it was like a little touch of the chest or the shoulder or the fucking

5154
05:03:43,160 --> 05:03:49,180
you didn't see it but it was there was one go there where I nearly fucking kicked

5155
05:03:49,180 --> 05:03:53,180
stubbed my toe on the table. It was very close.

5156
05:03:53,180 --> 05:04:05,000
I think I can do 500 though you know. The ball was a blur.

5157
05:04:09,000 --> 05:04:10,520
The ball was a blur.

5158
05:04:10,520 --> 05:04:32,620
I like the fucking chroma key. I don't like going behind that. I know what I did and that was 260 odd.

5159
05:04:36,200 --> 05:04:41,960
I'm going to get there. And Schindler look. I'm missing out on fucking Schindler being Dracula.

5160
05:04:42,200 --> 05:04:49,800
A nifty new Macintosh arcade game. It has animation. It has sound effects. It has a sense of humour.

5161
05:04:50,480 --> 05:04:55,100
Everything but colour and now that the Mac has colour I'm sure Dark Castle will too.

5162
05:04:55,800 --> 05:05:00,900
Are you creepy? I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come pintin'. I want the whole town to see me.

5163
05:05:00,900 --> 05:05:03,100
CD-ROM. Fucking hell. Thank you very much.

5164
05:05:04,480 --> 05:05:07,580
I'll get it. I'll fucking get it. I know you're saying.

5165
05:05:08,060 --> 05:05:10,860
You said there are no more keepy uppies. Just glad to have you back.

5166
05:05:11,540 --> 05:05:13,640
I personally would like to just do it.

5167
05:05:14,700 --> 05:05:18,140
Just one more go. One more go of it and then I'll go back to Silent Hill.

5168
05:05:22,480 --> 05:05:39,980
This is good exercise.

5169
05:05:39,980 --> 05:05:43,580
Computer-related words outnumber other topics by a wide margin.

5170
05:05:44,120 --> 05:05:47,520
The closest competitor turned out to be new words related to food and cooking.

5171
05:05:48,280 --> 05:05:52,360
Gallaudet University plans to launch a program teaching written English to deaf students.

5172
05:05:52,740 --> 05:05:57,340
The project will use networked computers and allow students to carry on conversations

5173
05:05:57,340 --> 05:06:01,100
at workstations arranged in ring-like local area networks.

5174
05:06:01,500 --> 05:06:03,720
The instructor communicates with the students online.

5175
05:06:04,240 --> 05:06:07,420
Students, in turn, can speak with the teacher or each other in the same manner.

5176
05:06:07,420 --> 05:06:12,220
The project can open up a new world to deaf students, traditionally taught sign language,

5177
05:06:12,320 --> 05:06:15,500
which has a different grammatical structure than spoken English.

5178
05:06:16,400 --> 05:06:21,220
The Commerce Department's Bureau of Standards has a new way to fight fires, this time with a computer.

5179
05:06:21,460 --> 05:06:22,700
It's called Hazard One.

5180
05:06:23,020 --> 05:06:26,700
This system creates a fire and observes its development, but it's all on paper.

5181
05:06:27,120 --> 05:06:31,880
Hazard One figures out the amount of gas and smoke fire would generate in a small house.

5182
05:06:32,040 --> 05:06:35,320
It also plots out the likely actions of the occupants,

5183
05:06:35,640 --> 05:06:37,760
based on interviews with people who have survived fires.

5184
05:06:37,860 --> 05:06:43,000
Unlike other systems, Hazard One considers many more factors that may influence the outcome of the fire.

5185
05:06:43,460 --> 05:06:49,080
Physics, chemistry, fluid mechanics, heat transfer, biology, toxology, and human behavior.

5186
05:06:49,600 --> 05:06:52,220
And considering all these factors may save more lives.

5187
05:06:52,840 --> 05:06:57,100
Holland's version of our own FBI has decided to wait out the software age.

5188
05:06:57,460 --> 05:07:01,420
It's computer system delighted in confusing the good guys with the bad.

5189
05:07:01,420 --> 05:07:03,980
Wanted list included names of innocent citizens.

5190
05:07:04,480 --> 05:07:08,620
The software remains unnamed, and in Holland's police department, unwanted.

5191
05:07:09,000 --> 05:07:11,000
That's it for Computer Chronicles for this week.

5192
05:07:13,620 --> 05:07:18,980
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5193
05:07:19,140 --> 05:07:25,880
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5194
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5195
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5196
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5197
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5198
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5199
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oh you fuck so it's too close quarters I'm too sweaty

5200
05:07:59,920 --> 05:08:15,220
give it one more go in a second now give it one more go in a second we'll get there man promise

5201
05:08:15,220 --> 05:08:25,300
it was about 195 yeah

5202
05:08:25,300 --> 05:08:48,500
it was about 195 man in April a 10 year old boy from Shenzhen in China set the Guinness World Record by juggling a football 8147 times of alternating feet in the space of an hour

5203
05:08:48,500 --> 05:09:06,500
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5204
05:09:06,500 --> 05:09:24,500
welcome to the computer chronicles I'm Stuart Chiffey and sitting in for Gary Kildall this week is Herb Lechner we're talking about printers on today's program and I guess most computer users have found that a computer

5205
05:09:24,500 --> 05:09:27,220
Splash some water on my face and quick pace.

5206
05:09:27,500 --> 05:09:34,340
Unless you have an output device on which you can save data, graphics, program listings on a good old-fashioned piece of paper.

5207
05:09:34,980 --> 05:09:39,640
Now, Herb, it seems, though, that printer technology has lagged behind computer technology in general.

5208
05:09:40,040 --> 05:09:42,660
The printer is still the slowest component in the system.

5209
05:09:42,760 --> 05:09:44,480
The price really hasn't come down that much.

5210
05:09:44,820 --> 05:09:47,120
And it's often the first part of the system to break down.

5211
05:09:47,220 --> 05:09:47,920
Why is that?

5212
05:09:48,340 --> 05:09:58,560
I think, Stuart, the answer to that is the fact that there have not been the breakthroughs in the mechanical components of printers that there have in the electronic areas.

5213
05:09:59,200 --> 05:10:09,800
And I believe that both users and manufacturers alike are well aware of that and are trying to become less dependent upon the purely mechanical functioning of printers

5214
05:10:09,800 --> 05:10:16,440
and trying to develop electronic controlled components, examples of which we will have on our show today,

5215
05:10:16,440 --> 05:10:21,940
the inkjet printer and the laser printer, instead of mechanical impact technologies.

5216
05:10:22,680 --> 05:10:29,220
Okay, before we take a look at the latest in printer technology, let's briefly review the history of printer technology.

5217
05:10:32,000 --> 05:10:35,920
Am I missing a fella called Herb on the fucking screen?

5218
05:10:38,080 --> 05:10:41,820
You know, it's the kind of situations like that when there's a man called Herb.

5219
05:10:42,360 --> 05:10:47,760
I really like them and I'm missing it out, but I know that it's going to be worth it very soon.

5220
05:10:48,260 --> 05:10:53,480
If not for ye, then for my own peace of mind that I really did do it.

5221
05:10:53,480 --> 05:10:58,900
electronic, information retrieval became more flexible. Once magnetically encoded onto a reel

5222
05:10:58,900 --> 05:11:05,440
of tape, data could be changed or erased instantly, and a recording medium used over again. Printed

5223
05:11:05,440 --> 05:11:11,120
information, or hard copy, was unnecessary as long as data was used only within the functions of the

5224
05:11:11,120 --> 05:11:16,780
machine. Information gathering became even more perishable when video display terminals became

5225
05:11:16,780 --> 05:11:22,540
standard, reproducing text, graphics, and even mimicking the physical surroundings of a workplace.

5226
05:11:23,300 --> 05:11:28,800
But today, while computers may have reduced the need to stockpile written information, a quick look at

5227
05:11:28,800 --> 05:11:33,720
the typical office reveals that one of the most common peripherals is, ironically, the printer.

5228
05:11:34,600 --> 05:11:39,860
Popular impact printers like this daisy wheel still operate much like a typewriter, but with fewer

5229
05:11:39,860 --> 05:11:45,960
moving parts and much greater speed. Although advances in printer technology have not matched the progress

5230
05:11:45,960 --> 05:11:51,240
made on the electronic side, the trend away from mechanical complexity has brought paper and ink

5231
05:11:51,240 --> 05:11:56,740
printing to a new level of sophistication. The focus of new research is on non-impact printers,

5232
05:11:56,740 --> 05:12:02,740
using heat, electricity, photo type setting, or even lasers that burn characters into the paper.

5233
05:12:06,740 --> 05:12:32,880
Later on, we're going to be taking a look at the cutting edge of printer technology, laser printers, being developed now by Xerox. First of all, we want to talk to you about the kinds of printers that are available for most computer users. And with us to do that are two gentlemen from the Diablo printer division of Xerox. We have Steve Ray, who's a systems engineer with Diablo, and Paul Shapiro, who is the manager of product planning.

5234
05:12:32,880 --> 05:12:33,880
OK.

5235
05:12:33,880 --> 05:12:43,880
Gentlemen, maybe you could get us started by taking the various numbers and different kinds of printers that are available today and sort of categorizing them for us so we know what we're talking about.

5236
05:12:43,880 --> 05:12:50,880
OK. Well, most generally, you could classify printers as either non-impact or impact technologies.

5237
05:12:50,880 --> 05:12:57,880
And within each of those, you could semi-classify them as what kinds of technologies they employ to put marks on paper.

5238
05:12:57,880 --> 05:13:02,880
For example, this matrix within impact and inkjet within non-impact.

5239
05:13:02,880 --> 05:13:04,880
Within that, there's various cost performance ranges.

5240
05:13:04,880 --> 05:13:10,880
And then, of course, you always have to consider the quality of the print, which is spot-thensit.

5241
05:13:10,880 --> 05:13:13,880
How does a user try to figure out which printer is right from him?

5242
05:13:13,880 --> 05:13:18,880
And we've got three printers sitting here, and that doesn't begin to represent the variety.

5243
05:13:18,880 --> 05:13:22,880
How can you make a determination as to what printer a particular user should buy?

5244
05:13:22,880 --> 05:13:23,880
Steve?

5245
05:13:23,880 --> 05:13:38,880
Well, I think what you'd like to do is, with the explosion of the PCs, the personal computers in the marketplace today, categorize it as if you want to have an impact type print, a very hard copy that's good for letters and mailers and that sort of thing.

5246
05:13:38,880 --> 05:13:45,880
And then, of course, for a very high-speed output, you might want to go into a thermal type technology, which is going to transfer to plain paper.

5247
05:13:45,880 --> 05:13:52,880
And then, of course, if you really wanted to go for, with all the color that people have, now you'd go for a color paint jet.

5248
05:13:52,880 --> 05:13:54,880
Here we have a type 3 coloring jet.

5249
05:13:54,880 --> 05:14:02,880
How about, say, the first tier, so I'm choosing between a dot matrix impact printer and a daisy wheel impact printer.

5250
05:14:02,880 --> 05:14:07,880
How do I make my determination, say, just choosing between those two?

5251
05:14:07,880 --> 05:14:17,880
Well, it depends on the quality of the output in a particular product, as well as the kind of speed about the power, for example, looking for fully-known characters.

5252
05:14:17,880 --> 05:14:18,880
300.

5253
05:14:18,880 --> 05:14:18,880
300.

5254
05:14:18,880 --> 05:14:19,880
300.

5255
05:14:19,880 --> 05:14:23,880
--that's a day's wheel printer, which tends to give you the best quality possible.

5256
05:14:23,880 --> 05:14:33,880
If you're looking for a very high-speed type of output with less than that of quality, a quality called correspondence quality, draft quality, a dot matrix printer might be the way to go.

5257
05:14:33,880 --> 05:14:36,880
Where does the new thermal printer fit into this?

5258
05:14:36,880 --> 05:14:46,880
I'd say for a very high-speed output, our printer here that we have today is at six pages per minute, typically, which is pretty fast compared to, say, a--

5259
05:14:46,880 --> 05:14:51,880
--a daisy wheel, which can be slower, like a page, two pages per minute.

5260
05:14:51,880 --> 05:14:56,880
And then for inkjet, we run even slower, but, of course, we're working with color in this case.

5261
05:14:56,880 --> 05:15:04,880
Maybe we could, uh, demonstrate at least the first two you have at the top there, Steve, because it'd be interesting to sense this speed comparison you're talking about.

5262
05:15:04,880 --> 05:15:07,880
Maybe you could fire up your daisy wheel and let's see--

5263
05:15:07,880 --> 05:15:09,880
--number one, how much more is it?

5264
05:15:09,880 --> 05:15:10,880
--number one, how much more is it?

5265
05:15:10,880 --> 05:15:11,880
--number two, how much more is it?

5266
05:15:11,880 --> 05:15:13,880
--five, six, eight, nine, 90.

5267
05:15:13,880 --> 05:15:19,880
--one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, four hundred.

5268
05:15:19,880 --> 05:15:21,880
400

5269
05:15:21,880 --> 05:15:23,340
Many years

5270
05:15:23,340 --> 05:15:25,280
In the early 70s

5271
05:15:25,280 --> 05:15:27,540
In fact, the first thing to do is by Diablo System

5272
05:15:27,540 --> 05:15:28,300
As a matter of fact

5273
05:15:28,300 --> 05:15:32,080
What we have is a character print wheel

5274
05:15:32,080 --> 05:15:34,920
With 192 fully formed characters on it

5275
05:15:34,920 --> 05:15:37,180
So that you can do scientific notation

5276
05:15:37,180 --> 05:15:39,900
And we also have other application print wheels

5277
05:15:39,900 --> 05:15:41,040
From the legal market

5278
05:15:41,040 --> 05:15:44,900
Or actually moving into, say, a market where you want to do

5279
05:15:44,900 --> 05:15:47,940
Sort of European type applications

5280
05:15:47,940 --> 05:15:49,320
With one print wheel

5281
05:15:49,320 --> 05:15:52,320
Where we can print 33 Western European languages

5282
05:15:52,320 --> 05:15:54,640
With the needle changing that print element

5283
05:15:54,640 --> 05:15:56,380
And then it's a fully formed character

5284
05:15:56,380 --> 05:16:01,220
We see two trends in the days of a honey technology

5285
05:16:01,220 --> 05:16:04,040
The first one is to larger numbers of Americans

5286
05:16:04,040 --> 05:16:06,600
And we have 192

5287
05:16:06,600 --> 05:16:09,140
We also see the growth of accessorization

5288
05:16:09,140 --> 05:16:11,540
We've actually seen a double bin feeder

5289
05:16:11,540 --> 05:16:15,160
This is a very throughput-oriented kind of trend for the market

5290
05:16:15,160 --> 05:16:16,820
To increase the amount of throughput

5291
05:16:16,820 --> 05:16:18,620
Seven, eight, nine, nine

5292
05:16:18,620 --> 05:16:48,620
90, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 500, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15, 15

5293
05:16:48,620 --> 05:16:55,920
five, five, six, seven, eight, five, six, five, nine, six, five, six, five, nine, five, six,

5294
05:16:55,920 --> 05:17:01,920
five, six, five, nine, five, six, five, six, nine, eight, six, nine, nine, nine, nine,

5295
05:17:01,920 --> 05:17:06,420
six, nine, nine, nine, ten.

5296
05:17:06,420 --> 05:17:08,420
Oh.

5297
05:17:08,420 --> 05:17:30,220
Wow.

5298
05:17:30,220 --> 05:17:31,220
Wow.

5299
05:17:31,220 --> 05:17:33,220
Wow.

5300
05:17:33,220 --> 05:17:37,220
A lot of fucking flesh.

5301
05:17:37,220 --> 05:17:40,020
A lot of sweat there.

5302
05:17:40,020 --> 05:17:41,020
We just--

5303
05:17:41,020 --> 05:17:42,020
Yeah.

5304
05:17:42,020 --> 05:17:43,020
A lot of sweat there.

5305
05:17:43,020 --> 05:17:44,020
We just--

5306
05:17:44,020 --> 05:17:45,020
Yeah.

5307
05:17:45,020 --> 05:17:48,020
--which has a great ability to do graphics as well as the inkjet, as a color graphics is a--

5308
05:17:48,020 --> 05:17:50,020
Higgins isn't simple.

5309
05:17:50,020 --> 05:17:53,020
How do we interface these printers with a computer?

5310
05:17:53,020 --> 05:17:59,020
Say we have a computer, we want to go about knowing that we can get some of these capabilities,

5311
05:17:59,020 --> 05:18:04,020
but wanting to be sure that we buy something where the plug fits.

5312
05:18:04,020 --> 05:18:09,820
What we've done at Diablo is we've tried to answer that in what we call all-purpose interfaces,

5313
05:18:09,820 --> 05:18:10,820
something that you can just--

5314
05:18:10,820 --> 05:18:11,820
Fucking hell, thank you very much.

5315
05:18:11,820 --> 05:18:12,820
He thinks it's simple.

5316
05:18:12,820 --> 05:18:13,820
CD-ROM.

5317
05:18:13,820 --> 05:18:15,820
We all just want to have something which we call plug-in play.

5318
05:18:15,820 --> 05:18:17,820
And to Francis the baller, thank you very much.

5319
05:18:17,820 --> 05:18:19,820
Take your data cable and you plug it in.

5320
05:18:19,820 --> 05:18:22,620
Um, what we've done is we think we've been rather innovative--

5321
05:18:22,620 --> 05:18:23,620
Look at this guy here.

5322
05:18:23,620 --> 05:18:25,620
We've done parallel or serial machines--

5323
05:18:25,620 --> 05:18:27,620
He's a fucking legend, this guy.

5324
05:18:27,620 --> 05:18:28,620
He's--

5325
05:18:28,620 --> 05:18:31,620
He's fucking--

5326
05:18:31,620 --> 05:18:33,620
Exquisite.

5327
05:18:33,620 --> 05:18:52,420
There we go again.

5328
05:18:52,420 --> 05:18:53,420
CD-ROM.

5329
05:18:53,420 --> 05:18:54,420
Thank you very much.

5330
05:18:54,420 --> 05:18:55,220
CD-ROM.

5331
05:18:55,220 --> 05:18:55,220
CD-ROM.

5332
05:18:55,220 --> 05:18:56,220
Thank you very much.

5333
05:18:56,220 --> 05:18:57,220
Here we go again.

5334
05:18:57,220 --> 05:18:58,220
COVID-19.

5335
05:18:58,220 --> 05:19:00,220
Variant of concern.

5336
05:19:00,220 --> 05:19:18,020
He seems to know his way around the block.

5337
05:19:18,020 --> 05:19:20,020
How about you?

5338
05:19:20,020 --> 05:19:23,020
Ivan and Steph, thank you very much.

5339
05:19:23,020 --> 05:19:27,020
And I couldn't do three in a row, thank you very much.

5340
05:19:27,020 --> 05:19:34,820
I don't know what to do now.

5341
05:19:34,820 --> 05:19:35,820
I mean, like, do I do--

5342
05:19:35,820 --> 05:19:36,820
Do I do--

5343
05:19:36,820 --> 05:19:39,820
Try and do 600 or 700 for that, or--

5344
05:19:39,820 --> 05:19:50,820
I know that you're not expecting me to do it, but I need to in some way reciprocate and mirror that sentiment.

5345
05:19:50,820 --> 05:19:55,820
I don't think trying to do level four of the building is going to work for that, you know?

5346
05:19:55,820 --> 05:19:57,620
Not CD-ROM.

5347
05:19:57,620 --> 05:19:58,620
Thank you very much.

5348
05:19:58,620 --> 05:20:00,620
Will you wish Aisling a very happy birthday?

5349
05:20:00,620 --> 05:20:01,620
She's in the chat there.

5350
05:20:01,620 --> 05:20:02,620
Aisling, happy birthday.

5351
05:20:06,620 --> 05:20:09,620
Let's just go for 700 and then we'll call it quits.

5352
05:20:15,620 --> 05:20:19,620
We'll just put a bit of fucking Chronicles on there as well.

5353
05:20:19,620 --> 05:20:23,420
I'm gonna be honest with you, that was an absolute sickener.

5354
05:20:23,420 --> 05:20:27,420
You're gonna need power and pace to succeed in the next game.

5355
05:20:27,420 --> 05:20:28,420
Get ready.

5356
05:20:28,420 --> 05:20:29,420
The old thing's up for grabs.

5357
05:20:29,420 --> 05:20:31,220
I'm gonna be honest.

5358
05:20:31,220 --> 05:20:32,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5359
05:20:32,220 --> 05:20:33,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5360
05:20:33,220 --> 05:20:34,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5361
05:20:34,220 --> 05:20:35,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5362
05:20:35,220 --> 05:20:36,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5363
05:20:36,220 --> 05:20:37,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5364
05:20:37,220 --> 05:20:38,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5365
05:20:38,220 --> 05:20:39,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5366
05:20:39,220 --> 05:20:40,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5367
05:20:40,220 --> 05:20:41,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5368
05:20:41,220 --> 05:20:42,220
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5369
05:20:42,220 --> 05:20:44,020
I'm gonna be honest with you.

5370
05:20:44,020 --> 05:20:46,020
Thank you very, very much there.

5371
05:20:46,020 --> 05:20:47,020
CD-ROM.

5372
05:20:49,020 --> 05:20:50,020
Where did I put that?

5373
05:20:52,020 --> 05:20:53,020
Internet.

5374
05:21:09,020 --> 05:21:12,820
This week on the Internet Cafe, buy it online.

5375
05:21:12,820 --> 05:21:17,820
Meet Jessica Adelson, editor of NetGuide and online shopping guru.

5376
05:21:17,820 --> 05:21:20,820
The hot ticket in cyber shopping is the online auction.

5377
05:21:20,820 --> 05:21:21,820
We'll show you one.

5378
05:21:21,820 --> 05:21:23,820
Peter Graniff has a great job.

5379
05:21:23,820 --> 05:21:26,820
He's the wine taster for the Virtual Vineyards website.

5380
05:21:26,820 --> 05:21:33,820
And if you're looking for the latest high-tech gadget, be sure to stop by Compare.net to do your comparison shopping.

5381
05:21:33,820 --> 05:21:36,620
Plus, never have to talk to a car salesman again.

5382
05:21:36,620 --> 05:21:38,620
Just log on to autobytale.com.

5383
05:21:38,620 --> 05:21:40,620
Buying it online.

5384
05:21:40,620 --> 05:21:42,620
Fucking glasses are all steamed up with the sweat though.

5385
05:21:42,620 --> 05:21:46,620
The Internet Cafe is brought to you by Zeehawk.com.

5386
05:21:46,620 --> 05:21:51,620
I'm not trying to pull, I'm not trying to pull excuses out the bag here, but there's, it's just all fogged up.

5387
05:21:51,620 --> 05:21:54,620
Additional funding from PC Connection and...

5388
05:21:54,620 --> 05:21:55,620
There's sweat everywhere.

5389
05:21:55,620 --> 05:21:59,620
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5390
05:21:59,620 --> 05:22:01,420
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5391
05:22:01,420 --> 05:22:03,420
Years ago, I was...

5392
05:22:03,420 --> 05:22:04,420
Chinese.

5393
05:22:04,420 --> 05:22:05,420
...by Windows Magazine.

5394
05:22:05,420 --> 05:22:08,420
...delivering desktop, enterprise and internet computing news...

5395
05:22:08,420 --> 05:22:10,420
And Nick D, thank you very much.

5396
05:22:10,420 --> 05:22:15,420
...for a Windows world, because the world runs on Windows.

5397
05:22:15,420 --> 05:22:20,420
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5398
05:22:20,420 --> 05:22:21,420
Educational software...

5399
05:22:21,420 --> 05:22:24,420
I don't have a heart attack, says Tommy B. I'll probably have a panic attack.

5400
05:22:24,420 --> 05:22:27,220
If I don't make the designated 700.

5401
05:22:27,220 --> 05:22:32,220
I'll probably have a panic attack somewhere around seven, the mark, the 700 mark where...

5402
05:22:32,220 --> 05:22:34,220
...I start to think, what's going on?

5403
05:22:34,220 --> 05:22:36,220
What, what am I doing?

5404
05:22:36,220 --> 05:22:38,220
I'm not sure if we're better, we just shop different.

5405
05:22:38,220 --> 05:22:39,220
Then I re, I remember...

5406
05:22:39,220 --> 05:22:40,220
We like to look.

5407
05:22:40,220 --> 05:22:41,220
The ROM bomb.

5408
05:22:41,220 --> 05:22:43,220
So who, who are you going to talk to tonight about porn launch?

5409
05:22:43,220 --> 05:22:46,220
Well, we're going to talk about, actually, two very interesting sites.

5410
05:22:46,220 --> 05:22:48,220
One is Netguide, which is a good overview if you've never done online...

5411
05:22:48,220 --> 05:22:50,220
I'm doing this for Jane Withers.

5412
05:22:50,220 --> 05:22:53,020
...a place to sort of get some hints on some of the really good sites.

5413
05:22:53,020 --> 05:22:59,020
And also, I'm going to look at AutoBuyTel, which is taking the gnarly part of car buying

5414
05:22:59,020 --> 05:23:00,020
out of the equation.

5415
05:23:00,020 --> 05:23:01,020
So that's going to be good.

5416
05:23:01,020 --> 05:23:03,020
And you're looking at what, an auction site online, right?

5417
05:23:03,020 --> 05:23:04,020
Yeah.

5418
05:23:04,020 --> 05:23:05,020
That's becoming your part of it.

5419
05:23:05,020 --> 05:23:06,020
Yeah, the Z Auction.

5420
05:23:06,020 --> 05:23:10,020
And I'm not convinced about this whole buying online, because I like to steal and touch things.

5421
05:23:10,020 --> 05:23:11,020
But I've been told...

5422
05:23:11,020 --> 05:23:12,020
Looking at a bargain.

5423
05:23:12,020 --> 05:23:15,820
Well, I've been told that there's a real kind of a zing, a real thrill.

5424
05:23:15,820 --> 05:23:18,820
I don't want to say online gambling, but it's a little bit like that.

5425
05:23:18,820 --> 05:23:20,820
You know, there's some real bargains.

5426
05:23:20,820 --> 05:23:22,820
People get real excited, so we're going to check it out.

5427
05:23:22,820 --> 05:23:23,820
And wine buying, right?

5428
05:23:23,820 --> 05:23:24,820
Wine buying, yeah.

5429
05:23:24,820 --> 05:23:30,820
Now, I need a little lesson in wine buying, so this might be a good first step.

5430
05:23:30,820 --> 05:23:34,820
It'd be great if I had a counter and I could just chat to you while I'm doing this.

5431
05:23:34,820 --> 05:23:38,620
Like, I've just stopped counting now, but I know I'm somewhere in the 50 region now.

5432
05:23:38,620 --> 05:23:40,620
Figure out what the best purchase is.

5433
05:23:40,620 --> 05:23:42,620
All right, so this is shopping online...

5434
05:23:42,620 --> 05:23:43,620
Say 55 there.

5435
05:23:43,620 --> 05:23:47,620
You know, Jessica, I always thought that I was an expert shopper.

5436
05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:50,620
I mean, I knew exactly where I needed to get all the stuff I wanted.

5437
05:23:50,620 --> 05:23:53,620
And now all of a sudden the online experience comes, and I'm like a kid.

5438
05:23:53,620 --> 05:23:55,620
I have, you know, no idea where to go.

5439
05:23:55,620 --> 05:24:01,620
And you've got a website, NetGuide, and part of the NetGuide site has information about shopping

5440
05:24:01,620 --> 05:24:05,620
for those of us who get a little overwhelmed by the online shopping experience.

5441
05:24:05,620 --> 05:24:08,420
What are some of the things that you have to talk about at that site?

5442
05:24:08,420 --> 05:24:11,420
Well, first of all, it's a shopping guide, so it's one of the sections on NetGuide.

5443
05:24:11,420 --> 05:24:16,420
And it's a great starting point for someone who's just starting to get online and wants to dabble in shopping.

5444
05:24:16,420 --> 05:24:18,420
And isn't sure where to begin.

5445
05:24:18,420 --> 05:24:20,420
So what we do to begin with is we break it up into categories.

5446
05:24:20,420 --> 05:24:22,420
So we make the experience easier to browse.

5447
05:24:22,420 --> 05:24:26,420
So you're interested in flowers, gifts, entertainment, apparel.

5448
05:24:26,420 --> 05:24:30,420
You break it up into sensible categories so you can go in and poke around.

5449
05:24:30,420 --> 05:24:34,220
And in those categories we tell you, here are some tips.

5450
05:24:34,220 --> 05:24:42,220
Here's how you go about finding the best sites to find books, the best sites to buy music, the best sites to do different kinds of things online.

5451
05:24:42,220 --> 05:24:45,220
And, you know, there's so much you can do online, it can get overwhelming.

5452
05:24:45,220 --> 05:24:46,220
I liked your tips.

5453
05:24:46,220 --> 05:24:51,220
You've got some how-tos, some of the things that you need to know about, like how to use a shopping basket and those types of things.

5454
05:24:51,220 --> 05:24:57,020
Now, the online experience is different from shopping in catalogs or going into a shop, for example.

5455
05:24:57,020 --> 05:24:59,020
What do you think the benefits are?

5456
05:24:59,020 --> 05:25:02,020
What are the best things about the online experience?

5457
05:25:02,020 --> 05:25:07,020
Well, I think, first off, one of the best things is you can use robots to make the experience really, really easy for you.

5458
05:25:07,020 --> 05:25:21,820
If you're someone who doesn't want to deal with the stores and you know what you're looking for, you're looking for something specific like a book by a certain author or certain music or you want to find something rare that's hard to find, you can use the internet, a robot on the internet, type in what you're looking for.

5459
05:25:21,820 --> 05:25:26,620
And it can bring back a ton of results and it can even tell you the cheapest places you can find those things.

5460
05:25:26,620 --> 05:25:30,620
So I can save time on getting stuff that I really know what I'm looking for.

5461
05:25:30,620 --> 05:25:31,620
Exactly.

5462
05:25:31,620 --> 05:25:33,620
And it can also save you time, it can also save you money.

5463
05:25:33,620 --> 05:25:35,620
It can tell you the cheapest places to find it also.

5464
05:25:35,620 --> 05:25:44,620
So now, what if I wanted to, I mean, does it help me in terms of community, in terms of saying, you know, if I really like this kind of a book, will it give me some hints on other books that I might be interested in or is that there yet?

5465
05:25:44,620 --> 05:25:45,620
Yeah, it's actually there.

5466
05:25:45,620 --> 05:25:46,620
There's a company called Firefly.

5467
05:25:46,620 --> 05:25:47,620
It's an agent technology.

5468
05:25:47,620 --> 05:25:50,620
And what agents can let you do is it learns your behavior.

5469
05:25:50,620 --> 05:25:54,620
It learns that Jane likes to read Kurt Vonnegut.

5470
05:25:54,620 --> 05:26:00,620
Therefore, a lot of other people who like to read Kurt Vonnegut also like to read Doug Adams.

5471
05:26:00,620 --> 05:26:01,620
So it'll make a record.

5472
05:26:01,620 --> 05:26:02,620
So they start to collect the information.

5473
05:26:02,620 --> 05:26:03,620
Exactly.

5474
05:26:03,620 --> 05:26:04,620
Now, that lets me know my question.

5475
05:26:04,620 --> 05:26:05,620
What about security?

5476
05:26:05,620 --> 05:26:11,620
I mean, if they're asking or finding out so much information about my behavior, it's kind of scary to me that there's so much information.

5477
05:26:11,620 --> 05:26:12,620
What are the pitfalls?

5478
05:26:12,620 --> 05:26:19,420
I mean, privacy is definitely an issue online and you have to be careful of who you're giving that information to and that you're

5479
05:26:19,420 --> 05:26:25,420
so consciously that without that vendor and there's a lot of notification on that site that says they're not going to give that information away.

5480
05:26:25,420 --> 05:26:28,420
That it's only for the purpose of this product and selling them.

5481
05:26:28,420 --> 05:26:30,420
They're not going to market to it and sell that information.

5482
05:26:30,420 --> 05:26:31,420
Privacy is a big issue on the internet.

5483
05:26:31,420 --> 05:26:35,420
You have to be very careful when you're shopping that you're wary of that.

5484
05:26:35,420 --> 05:26:41,420
So there's lots more information at NetGuide to show us some of the pitfalls and some of the things we need to know about the online experience.

5485
05:26:41,420 --> 05:26:50,420
Yeah, you should look at the sites, make sure that they're real, that they exist, that there's information about them, maybe an address, a phone number, so that you know it's not a fake store, that it's a real store.

5486
05:26:50,420 --> 05:26:51,420
Right.

5487
05:26:51,420 --> 05:26:54,420
Because you can masquerade online just like you can offline.

5488
05:26:54,420 --> 05:26:56,420
So that's something else you should look out for.

5489
05:26:56,420 --> 05:27:01,420
So does the Better Business Bureau, are they going to help me on proving that these guys are in business or are there some other things that I can look for?

5490
05:27:01,420 --> 05:27:04,420
The Better Business Bureau is definitely a place you can always turn to.

5491
05:27:04,420 --> 05:27:09,420
You can always look at the little key on the bottom of your site, the NetScape, and make sure the key is a solid key.

5492
05:27:09,420 --> 05:27:14,420
That'll tell you it's a secure transaction, that when you send information over that it's going to be secure.

5493
05:27:14,420 --> 05:27:16,420
There's a lot of tips you can look out for.

5494
05:27:16,420 --> 05:27:18,420
And we give you all that information on that guy.

5495
05:27:18,420 --> 05:27:31,420
A smart shopper is somebody who really understands the marketplace and knows what's out there.

5496
05:27:31,420 --> 05:27:34,420
That's not always easy to do in the real world.

5497
05:27:34,420 --> 05:27:36,420
It's in fact easier to do in the world than the internet.

5498
05:27:36,420 --> 05:27:41,420
So a couple of guys have a very clever idea of building a website to help you comparison shop.

5499
05:27:41,420 --> 05:27:45,420
And one of the guys who founded one called Compare.Net is here on the cafe tonight.

5500
05:27:45,420 --> 05:27:46,420
John, how are you doing?

5501
05:27:46,420 --> 05:27:47,420
Pretty good. How are you?

5502
05:27:47,420 --> 05:27:51,420
I look at Compare.Net and it's kind of a search engine for shoppers in a way.

5503
05:27:51,420 --> 05:27:52,420
Helps you find what you're looking for.

5504
05:27:52,420 --> 05:27:54,420
Yeah, something like that.

5505
05:27:54,420 --> 05:28:00,420
Compare.Net is really the number one source for free, comprehensive, consumer product research on the web.

5506
05:28:00,420 --> 05:28:01,420
There's a commercial right there.

5507
05:28:01,420 --> 05:28:02,420
There it is.

5508
05:28:02,420 --> 05:28:04,420
All right, let me ask you what goes on there.

5509
05:28:04,420 --> 05:28:09,420
First of all, when I took a look at it, obviously I'm concerned about the validity of the sources.

5510
05:28:09,420 --> 05:28:11,420
Where do you get more information about the strategy?

5511
05:28:11,420 --> 05:28:16,420
Well, we have about 25 employees and the lion's share of them are actually building the content for us.

5512
05:28:16,420 --> 05:28:20,420
So you're not just stealing us from brochures. You're going to have an editorial process.

5513
05:28:20,420 --> 05:28:25,420
Yeah, we really think that's important because one of the things we do is standardize the information.

5514
05:28:25,420 --> 05:28:28,420
So that we can really compare brand by brand meaning.

5515
05:28:28,420 --> 05:28:33,420
So we feel like we have to have people in-house for creating content and maintaining content.

5516
05:28:33,420 --> 05:28:38,420
And in this area I know you have a lot of electronic stuff and computers and all this information is changing so quickly.

5517
05:28:38,420 --> 05:28:39,420
That's one of the problems.

5518
05:28:39,420 --> 05:28:43,420
Can you really keep up so that I'm confident the information you've got to have?

5519
05:28:43,420 --> 05:28:45,420
Yeah, well it's one of our major purposes.

5520
05:28:45,420 --> 05:28:46,420
I agree with you.

5521
05:28:46,420 --> 05:28:49,420
One of the hardest things for a consumer is to know what's out there.

5522
05:28:49,420 --> 05:28:54,420
Today, so what we do and the major things we do is provide an education for consumers.

5523
05:28:54,420 --> 05:28:55,420
What are the latest features?

5524
05:28:55,420 --> 05:28:56,420
What are the trends?

5525
05:28:56,420 --> 05:28:59,420
And really enable people to make informed buying decisions.

5526
05:28:59,420 --> 05:29:01,420
Let's go through a sample search.

5527
05:29:01,420 --> 05:29:07,420
Let's say we're going through your website right now and I'm looking for, say, an organizer or something like that.

5528
05:29:07,420 --> 05:29:10,420
What's the process of finding out of a company?

5529
05:29:10,420 --> 05:29:12,420
Well, you would go to our electronic section.

5530
05:29:12,420 --> 05:29:14,420
You would choose electronic organizations.

5531
05:29:14,420 --> 05:29:16,420
On that page, first you would read our tips on buying.

5532
05:29:16,420 --> 05:29:19,420
What do you mean by tips?

5533
05:29:19,420 --> 05:29:24,420
Well, we tell you, hey, these are the hot features in PDA and the electronic organizers.

5534
05:29:24,420 --> 05:29:28,420
Okay, so check out the memory or check out the connectability or whatever it is.

5535
05:29:28,420 --> 05:29:31,420
Right, PC, link, you know, different kinds of things.

5536
05:29:31,420 --> 05:29:34,420
We try to help people find the right features for them.

5537
05:29:34,420 --> 05:29:39,420
Then we give them a list of all the features that are relevant to shoppers for an electronic organizer.

5538
05:29:39,420 --> 05:29:43,420
And based on the knowledge you gained reading our tips, you choose the ones that are right.

5539
05:29:43,420 --> 05:29:50,420
here

5540
05:29:53,380 --> 05:29:56,540
I'm I'm

5541
05:29:56,540 --> 05:29:59,540
500 one

5542
05:29:59,540 --> 05:30:06,540
I'm

5543
05:30:06,540 --> 05:30:13,540
I'm

5544
05:30:13,540 --> 05:30:43,540
23, 24, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25

5545
05:30:43,540 --> 05:30:48,500
Well it was over for what it was 550 around so

5546
05:30:50,740 --> 05:30:52,740
Look lads if I'd have prepared

5547
05:30:53,480 --> 05:30:57,720
You know I'd be hitting the thousands I'd be in the two thousand I'd be in I'd be in space

5548
05:30:58,940 --> 05:31:00,940
I'd be in fucking space

5549
05:31:00,940 --> 05:31:10,320
Home appliances sports and leisure computer peripheral equipment and software never I do my business and what we're trying to do is provide

5550
05:31:10,920 --> 05:31:19,080
Consumers access to information on any type of considered purchase and what we mean by that is purchases where there's a risk in making the wrong decision where you need

5551
05:31:19,320 --> 05:31:21,960
Education so that you know you know you find the product

5552
05:31:26,840 --> 05:31:30,740
Being fucking space I'd be space boy

5553
05:31:30,740 --> 05:31:32,740
Spaceman

5554
05:31:32,740 --> 05:31:34,740
Spaceman

5555
05:31:34,740 --> 05:31:43,040
Colin, you're from Z Auction, and that's one of the kind of first, I think, online auction sites?

5556
05:31:43,460 --> 05:31:46,460
Yeah, well, thanks for having me, Andrew, first of all.

5557
05:31:46,580 --> 05:31:49,140
But, yeah, we were one of the premier auction sites.

5558
05:31:49,360 --> 05:31:51,740
Okay, now let me just step back for one minute.

5559
05:31:51,880 --> 05:31:56,000
My idea of an auction, my parents had an antique store when I was a kid.

5560
05:31:56,000 --> 05:31:57,500
We used to go to these antique auctions.

5561
05:31:57,660 --> 05:32:01,140
This guy up there, $5, $5, $25, $35, $45, you know, that's an auction.

5562
05:32:01,500 --> 05:32:02,800
Now, what is an online auction?

5563
05:32:02,900 --> 05:32:05,180
Well, the auction process is basically the same.

5564
05:32:05,320 --> 05:32:09,580
Basically, for example, we put up 10 units of a particular computer product.

5565
05:32:10,320 --> 05:32:12,240
And you guys specialize in mainly computers?

5566
05:32:12,260 --> 05:32:13,520
Computers and electronics, yeah.

5567
05:32:13,520 --> 05:32:17,680
We're doing some things in travel products as well, cruises and things like that.

5568
05:32:17,680 --> 05:32:17,980
Oh, really?

5569
05:32:18,080 --> 05:32:19,340
Oh, so it's not just technology.

5570
05:32:19,440 --> 05:32:21,060
No, but technology is our focus.

5571
05:32:21,160 --> 05:32:21,360
Okay.

5572
05:32:21,820 --> 05:32:25,940
But, for example, if you wanted to bid on a computer part, we'd start bidding at $1,

5573
05:32:26,220 --> 05:32:32,040
and there'd be 10 pieces available, and you bid it up, and at the end of the auction, it closes, just like a regular auction.

5574
05:32:32,180 --> 05:32:36,020
Now, so is there actually someone out there who's, you know, rattling off prices?

5575
05:32:36,460 --> 05:32:38,580
No, the system is all interactive.

5576
05:32:38,860 --> 05:32:41,440
So you'll see what bids are out there.

5577
05:32:41,800 --> 05:32:42,480
You go ahead.

5578
05:32:42,560 --> 05:32:44,020
You can make comments on the side.

5579
05:32:45,160 --> 05:32:46,000
And place your bid.

5580
05:32:46,100 --> 05:32:46,880
Yeah, place your bid.

5581
05:32:46,940 --> 05:32:52,840
If you get dropped off, the system will interactively email you and say, hey, Andrew, you need to raise your bid.

5582
05:32:53,100 --> 05:32:53,380
Okay.

5583
05:32:53,620 --> 05:32:54,020
And get back in the place.

5584
05:32:54,020 --> 05:32:55,040
Oh, it'll actually tell you.

5585
05:32:55,040 --> 05:32:55,420
Oh, absolutely.

5586
05:32:55,540 --> 05:32:56,540
It's all interactive, yeah.

5587
05:32:56,720 --> 05:32:59,020
So how long does an auction like this actually last?

5588
05:32:59,120 --> 05:33:01,360
I mean, regular auctions last a matter of minutes.

5589
05:33:01,460 --> 05:33:01,660
Right.

5590
05:33:01,740 --> 05:33:03,280
We're running three times a week.

5591
05:33:03,540 --> 05:33:03,820
Okay.

5592
05:33:04,020 --> 05:33:09,180
So, for example, if we close an auction on Wednesday and we open one on Wednesday, it'll close on a Friday and we'll open one up.

5593
05:33:09,180 --> 05:33:10,720
So it's about 48 hours.

5594
05:33:10,740 --> 05:33:11,200
Yeah, exactly.

5595
05:33:11,200 --> 05:33:12,000
48 hours.

5596
05:33:12,140 --> 05:33:12,840
Something like that.

5597
05:33:12,920 --> 05:33:13,100
Yeah.

5598
05:33:13,280 --> 05:33:16,720
And we expect to move up to five per week pretty shortly.

5599
05:33:17,000 --> 05:33:22,260
Now, I looked at this last night and I have to say, it's kind of addicting, especially if you're...

5600
05:33:22,260 --> 05:33:22,760
Addicting.

5601
05:33:22,880 --> 05:33:25,780
Why do they say addicting when it's addictive?

5602
05:33:26,200 --> 05:33:27,500
Everyone knows it's addictive.

5603
05:33:28,440 --> 05:33:30,500
I've never heard anybody say it's addicting.

5604
05:33:30,500 --> 05:33:36,720
Only people online, I think, that people have begun to believe that it is actually the way you say addictive.

5605
05:33:36,720 --> 05:33:38,720
Sure.

5606
05:33:39,920 --> 05:33:43,720
I got sucked into, I saw these 21-inch...

5607
05:33:43,720 --> 05:33:51,140
Kind of addicting, especially if you're kind of a technology buff or an equipment fan.

5608
05:33:51,320 --> 05:33:51,500
Sure.

5609
05:33:51,820 --> 05:33:56,220
I got sucked into, I saw these 21-inch Neutia monitors.

5610
05:33:56,300 --> 05:33:56,880
Right, exactly.

5611
05:33:56,880 --> 05:33:57,600
Big computer monitors.

5612
05:33:57,760 --> 05:34:01,520
I was sitting at my computer and I thought, God, you know, this might be kind of a fun thing.

5613
05:34:01,760 --> 05:34:02,720
You find people...

5614
05:34:02,720 --> 05:34:05,260
Kind of fun, kind of nice, kind of cool, right?

5615
05:34:05,440 --> 05:34:06,220
Yeah, sure.

5616
05:34:06,280 --> 05:34:09,280
Have I missed any good stew moments or...

5617
05:34:09,280 --> 05:34:10,540
I mean, look at this.

5618
05:34:10,560 --> 05:34:12,160
He's got to walk and talk to the camera.

5619
05:34:12,280 --> 05:34:13,660
Power stands from the off.

5620
05:34:14,320 --> 05:34:17,120
At six minutes, I've missed a Withers interview.

5621
05:34:17,280 --> 05:34:18,320
I've made the fucking banter.

5622
05:34:18,460 --> 05:34:19,420
I missed the banter at the beginning.

5623
05:34:20,420 --> 05:34:21,420
Seinfeldian banter.

5624
05:34:27,080 --> 05:34:28,740
Consumer product research on the web.

5625
05:34:28,740 --> 05:34:30,040
There's a commercial right there.

5626
05:34:30,040 --> 05:34:30,780
All right.

5627
05:34:30,780 --> 05:34:33,000
Let me ask you what goes on there.

5628
05:34:33,000 --> 05:34:38,340
First of all, when I took a look at it, obviously, I'm concerned about the validity of the sources.

5629
05:34:38,500 --> 05:34:39,500
Where do you get your information?

5630
05:34:39,500 --> 05:34:41,300
Check the MIDI Music 2 episode.

5631
05:34:41,460 --> 05:34:42,040
Some gold there.

5632
05:34:42,380 --> 05:34:43,300
I think I've seen it.

5633
05:34:43,520 --> 05:34:48,260
There's a fellow who's playing and he's singing along with a keyboard as well.

5634
05:34:50,000 --> 05:34:51,000
Thank you very much.

5635
05:34:51,000 --> 05:34:53,220
Thank you very much, Nick D. CD-ROM.

5636
05:34:53,300 --> 05:34:53,880
Thank you very much.

5637
05:34:53,920 --> 05:34:55,500
Sorry, I couldn't do the CD-ROM 700.

5638
05:34:55,760 --> 05:34:59,000
I could only deliver two 500s.

5639
05:35:01,300 --> 05:35:03,520
And not CD-ROM, thank you.

5640
05:35:03,600 --> 05:35:04,780
And I couldn't do three in a row.

5641
05:35:04,900 --> 05:35:06,460
And Ivan and Steph, thank you very much.

5642
05:35:06,540 --> 05:35:07,420
And Francis, the baller.

5643
05:35:07,480 --> 05:35:12,160
We have about 25 employees and the lion's share of them are actually building the content for us.

5644
05:35:12,160 --> 05:35:13,680
So you're not just stealing us from brochures.

5645
05:35:13,700 --> 05:35:15,260
We really have an editorial process.

5646
05:35:15,540 --> 05:35:17,340
Yeah, we really think that's important because one of them.

5647
05:35:17,340 --> 05:35:17,980
What is this?

5648
05:35:18,020 --> 05:35:20,180
A fucking spreadsheet sympathizer.

5649
05:35:21,240 --> 05:35:25,080
I'm just going to bring it back so you're not fucking repeat viewing what you've just seen there.

5650
05:35:25,840 --> 05:35:26,740
I can see this.

5651
05:35:26,800 --> 05:35:28,060
I can watch this later myself.

5652
05:35:29,500 --> 05:35:30,980
That's what a lot of the audience wants.

5653
05:35:31,140 --> 05:35:32,960
Where do you see the future of this kind of thing?

5654
05:35:32,960 --> 05:35:35,480
I like a fucking noise, a tone.

5655
05:35:36,620 --> 05:35:40,380
Well, I don't see any limit, frankly.

5656
05:35:41,020 --> 05:35:42,340
You said Cruises, wasn't it?

5657
05:35:42,340 --> 05:35:42,980
Cruises, yeah.

5658
05:35:42,980 --> 05:35:49,300
I think any product, really, that lends itself to the format potentially could be doable, is viable.

5659
05:35:49,440 --> 05:35:52,940
Okay, now do you think we'll get back to antiques online or is that just too arcane for this?

5660
05:35:52,940 --> 05:35:53,080
Absolutely.

5661
05:35:53,780 --> 05:35:57,120
The trick is fulfillment and trust within the company itself.

5662
05:35:57,740 --> 05:35:59,180
Do you trust who you're buying from?

5663
05:35:59,260 --> 05:36:00,640
Are you going to get the genuine product?

5664
05:36:00,980 --> 05:36:01,100
Right.

5665
05:36:01,540 --> 05:36:03,600
So, that's hopefully what you guys are delivering.

5666
05:36:03,600 --> 05:36:04,220
That's what we do, yeah.

5667
05:36:04,420 --> 05:36:05,260
Well, thanks a lot, Colin.

5668
05:36:05,360 --> 05:36:06,080
Oh, appreciate it.

5669
05:36:06,460 --> 05:36:06,800
Thank you.

5670
05:36:06,800 --> 05:36:21,120
so mark with car buying has been a nightmare for me in the past and now we have the ability to get

5671
05:36:21,120 --> 05:36:26,640
lots of information online and you've got a website called auto by tell thank you very much cd thrum

5672
05:36:26,640 --> 05:36:31,440
typically getting information there's a lot more there what is auto by very kind of do for the car

5673
05:36:31,440 --> 05:36:38,400
buyer auto by tell was auto by tell was founded chiefly because of a of a problem in distribution

5674
05:36:38,400 --> 05:36:45,440
of cars right car buying has not changed in 100 years in the united states 31 of the price of every

5675
05:36:45,440 --> 05:36:52,080
car is in its distribution the internet works perfectly in a complex configuration process

5676
05:36:52,080 --> 05:36:57,680
like a car purchase right okay where it's real value added and can lower the cost of distributing

5677
05:36:57,680 --> 05:37:02,080
the car and that's where auto by tell plays in the internet space so if i was a consumer and i

5678
05:37:02,080 --> 05:37:08,160
went to auto by tell i knew which car i wanted to buy i think jane's working for amazon web services now

5679
05:37:08,160 --> 05:37:13,520
you're doing stuff for them still in the biz still in the industry where are you going to take me from

5680
05:37:13,520 --> 05:37:16,560
there you don't even have to know what kind of car you want to buy when you first get to auto by tell

5681
05:37:16,560 --> 05:37:23,440
because we have all of the information on every insurance companies producers thank you very much

5682
05:37:23,440 --> 05:37:30,080
anonymous ohio loves you thank you very much all we have here is corn and screen and your screen thank

5683
05:37:30,080 --> 05:37:40,560
you very much what was that little situation there it was like a a driving simulator screen very specific

5684
05:37:43,840 --> 05:37:48,160
you're going to buy your car this gives you a feel for what the car is like before you buy it

5685
05:37:50,320 --> 05:37:55,200
oh no this is their website okay the website is designed like an open road and you're the driver

5686
05:37:55,200 --> 05:38:03,200
and you're going to go to different locations like new vehicles used vehicles by the road sign the future

5687
05:38:04,160 --> 05:38:07,360
you don't even have to know what kind of car you want to buy when you first get to auto by tell because

5688
05:38:07,360 --> 05:38:13,040
we have all of the information on every car that's for sale in the united states every car you can get

5689
05:38:13,040 --> 05:38:18,560
you can go and you can get information on specifications and more importantly the dealer invoice price so that when

5690
05:38:18,560 --> 05:38:22,800
you get when you finally get through the dealer to the dealer which you do by filling out a purchase

5691
05:38:22,800 --> 05:38:28,240
request very specifically enumerating exactly what you want in the car remember you have all the

5692
05:38:28,240 --> 05:38:32,720
information on the back you can even do head-to-head comparisons on different models all the options

5693
05:38:33,280 --> 05:38:38,400
every single thing soup to nuts including you know different color soup to nuts he just said soup to nuts

5694
05:38:38,400 --> 05:38:45,920
there i i think this uh microphone is it sometimes it goes up and down and you don't even realize it at the time i don't know what that's about

5695
05:38:46,720 --> 05:38:52,480
apologies for that but um the website was designed like a road and you're the car driver driving to

5696
05:38:52,480 --> 05:38:59,920
different locations on the site and you go from soup to nuts in no time choices i've got all the options

5697
05:39:00,480 --> 05:39:04,880
every single thing soup to nuts including you know different color choices first and second color choice

5698
05:39:04,880 --> 05:39:16,240
things like that it gets zapped is my my audio grainy now is it gonna have to change this mic situation it's grand now is it okay good stuff

5699
05:39:16,240 --> 05:39:23,440
the to the um a dealer who then comes back to you on the phone within 24 hours with a firm price

5700
05:39:24,160 --> 05:39:27,920
okay you you have all the information you need to know whether or not that's a fair price

5701
05:39:28,800 --> 05:39:33,600
so you've taken kind of a nightmare for me which in my purchase experience it's been you know finally

5702
05:39:33,600 --> 05:39:37,040
figure out which car i want i'm really excited to get it i walk in and i say okay i want to buy the car

5703
05:39:37,040 --> 05:39:42,720
what's your price and i'm there for hours and so you've shortened my personal experience down significantly

5704
05:39:42,720 --> 05:39:48,640
some people like spending 15 hours in car dealerships talking to car dealers uh but most people don't and

5705
05:39:48,640 --> 05:39:53,600
that's what we do as a matter of fact we make sure all the all the dealers we now have 2500 throughout the

5706
05:39:53,600 --> 05:39:58,240
united states contractually bound to get you in and out of the dealership within one hour after you've

5707
05:39:58,240 --> 05:40:03,920
decided to make the buy now that's for new cars what if i wanted to buy a used car the used car it works a

5708
05:40:03,920 --> 05:40:09,360
slightly different way our used cars every used car in our system okay we've now had since we've

5709
05:40:09,360 --> 05:40:14,160
launched relaunched about two and a half months ago now we've had 35 000 cars go through the system

5710
05:40:14,160 --> 05:40:18,880
all right keep in mind our used car superstore has a thousand cars we've had 35 000 go through in two

5711
05:40:18,880 --> 05:40:27,200
in ten weeks wow all right um each one of those cars is goes to 135 point inspection okay has a three

5712
05:40:27,200 --> 05:40:32,160
month three thousand mile warranty so you're warranting the product or is it the dealers warranty the product

5713
05:40:32,160 --> 05:40:36,080
themselves and it's home in a way so any auto by tell dealer will service if it breaks down outside of

5714
05:40:36,640 --> 05:40:42,320
your local area so i can so i can buy a used car using your service as well and can i finance it too

5715
05:40:42,320 --> 05:40:46,480
i mean is it financing available for new and using is available depending no matter what your credit

5716
05:40:46,480 --> 05:40:52,880
rate is we have we have chase manhattan bank we have key bank we have ge capital for leasing we have

5717
05:40:52,880 --> 05:40:58,400
triad all so i've got choices as well now let me ask you just in terms of the industry overall i mean the auto

5718
05:40:58,400 --> 05:41:03,360
industry is huge and this is sort of a real departure for the auto industry to be using the

5719
05:41:03,360 --> 05:41:07,520
internet does not just for a manufacturer that has a website that shows its cars but now we're talking

5720
05:41:07,520 --> 05:41:13,680
about actually the purchase experience for the consumer how many people do you think are actually

5721
05:41:13,680 --> 05:41:18,800
using the internet to buy or at least be involved in some part of that purchase decision the manufacturers

5722
05:41:18,800 --> 05:41:24,160
think now that between 20 and 30 percent which is about what we think also of people now use some

5723
05:41:24,160 --> 05:41:28,080
part of the internet and some part of their purchasing experience um that number should

5724
05:41:28,080 --> 05:41:36,240
try ads after you at 75 80 easily um as a matter of fact there's a quote from one of the uh the big

5725
05:41:36,240 --> 05:41:41,760
three executives on that um that said that one day the last dumb car buyer is going to come walking

5726
05:41:41,760 --> 05:41:48,000
through our door um this is a published quotation such contempt for the customers there somebody from

5727
05:41:48,000 --> 05:41:53,280
chrysler and and they're right i mean with with all the information that's available on the internet

5728
05:41:53,280 --> 05:41:57,680
instantaneously for anyone who just wants to go on and look it doesn't make any sense not to use the

5729
05:41:57,680 --> 05:42:11,200
internet when you're when you're buying something as expensive as a car peter you are the proprietor of

5730
05:42:11,200 --> 05:42:17,200
virtual vineyards which i think was certainly one of the first peter wine stores and i i have to admit i am

5731
05:42:17,200 --> 05:42:25,520
not a wine connoisseur uh my you are a wine man probably a ripping out of the look at that it's the cardigan

5732
05:42:25,520 --> 05:42:32,640
slung over the shoulder that really does bring the wine out in the situation not only the wine colored

5733
05:42:32,640 --> 05:42:41,040
shirt as well this guy is pure grape caps and boone's farm something like that um pop top exactly now now

5734
05:42:41,040 --> 05:42:46,000
now my first perception you know the internet you sort of think computer savvy almost computer geek

5735
05:42:46,560 --> 05:42:53,440
are computer geeks buying fine wines online yes they are they are but in the first well we've been out

5736
05:42:53,440 --> 05:42:59,040
there since january 95 so that first year a lot of technical people a lot of engineers back in the dark

5737
05:42:59,040 --> 05:43:03,920
ages of the internet a lot of very computer savvy individuals but now of course the customer base is

5738
05:43:03,920 --> 05:43:11,440
much broader and as the internet becomes mainstream it's only becoming more so okay so now a novice like

5739
05:43:11,440 --> 05:43:16,640
me goes on what kind of information are we going to find on on your site that i maybe couldn't get going

5740
05:43:16,640 --> 05:43:22,320
into the local whiskey jug wine jug shop right well depending on what part of the country you're in

5741
05:43:22,320 --> 05:43:28,560
your selection is more or less limited uh in in california as an example there are actually over 900 wineries

5742
05:43:28,560 --> 05:43:32,400
which is something most consumers don't realize and you're based in california we're based right here in

5743
05:43:32,400 --> 05:43:37,760
california plus i have been a professional buyer in the wine business for nearly 20 years oh okay so

5744
05:43:37,760 --> 05:43:44,240
i know a lot of these producers many of them are very small of that 900 at least half are 5 000 case

5745
05:43:44,240 --> 05:43:51,120
range which is very small in the context of the wine business okay beautiful angle that just makes you feel

5746
05:43:51,120 --> 05:43:58,640
like something untoward is happening i love these angles they really are the heartbeat of the show okay so

5747
05:43:58,640 --> 05:44:04,720
first of all we offer an interesting selection that's very carefully selected everything is tasted prior to

5748
05:44:04,720 --> 05:44:10,560
making a decision whether to present it or not third man indeed carol reed an important part of my job

5749
05:44:10,560 --> 05:44:16,640
oblique um everyone envies that part i was gonna say just drinking in the internet and look at that sensual

5750
05:44:16,640 --> 05:44:23,680
little situation affectatious flick of his earlobe with the pinky to really show that he's in control of

5751
05:44:23,680 --> 05:44:28,000
the situation let's see that and slow it down with some ominous tunes please

5752
05:44:40,000 --> 05:45:03,440
okay no no you don't no you don't you little bugger then beautiful stuff

5753
05:45:08,000 --> 05:45:12,720
right well drinking and driving drinking the internet i the bad news is that i actually have to

5754
05:45:12,720 --> 05:45:19,440
spit as part of part of this evaluation that really puts people off um but then when you look at the

5755
05:45:19,440 --> 05:45:25,360
present presentation and the selections the bottom line is i have to spit that's what he said selection

5756
05:45:25,360 --> 05:45:30,720
is much greater than you would get in a typical or conventional retail setting you're not a swallower

5757
05:45:30,720 --> 05:45:37,280
no i'm not the wine we give you background on the producer we often make pairings food pairing suggestions okay

5758
05:45:37,280 --> 05:45:41,360
and many of those are actually tied to the specialty foods portfolio as well so you're you're not only

5759
05:45:41,360 --> 05:45:47,440
offering wine but you're on no carefully selected gourmet and specialty foods and also some accessories

5760
05:45:47,440 --> 05:45:54,880
too glassware things like that that are that are related to the enjoyment and the use of of the food

5761
05:45:54,880 --> 05:46:00,080
products and uh enjoyment so i could go on there and really impress my girlfriend with a fancy dinner

5762
05:46:00,080 --> 05:46:05,680
and show up with i think so i think so there's also you know question and answer feature of the site as well

5763
05:46:05,680 --> 05:46:10,640
ask the cork dork oh i saw that actually i identified when i saw the name cork dork that's probably me so

5764
05:46:10,640 --> 05:46:16,080
you'd be surprised how many email questions we've got from the cork dork is after you i'm planning a

5765
05:46:16,080 --> 05:46:21,120
great dinner it's got to be a special occasion i've got everything else picked out help me select the

5766
05:46:21,120 --> 05:46:27,200
wine help me plan the menu or i have an old bottle of something that was given to me or i bought at auction

5767
05:46:27,200 --> 05:46:32,640
in my cellar help me figure out what to do with this is it ready to drink is it not and the cork dork is

5768
05:46:32,640 --> 05:46:36,480
the one who will answer that answers all those questions okay now that actually brings up a point

5769
05:46:36,480 --> 05:46:43,680
i also saw that you guys offer a a wine course that actually comes with a selection of wines how does that

5770
05:46:43,680 --> 05:46:49,360
how does that work well i would like to think that that virtual vineyards is is part education uh and and

5771
05:46:49,360 --> 05:46:56,400
part just a great retail place to middle finger play the educational component uh is very important we um

5772
05:46:56,960 --> 05:47:03,520
working with digital think which is a small startup digital online education company they're completely

5773
05:47:03,520 --> 05:47:11,280
committed to web-based education okay we do a great job of designing the the um process that the that the

5774
05:47:11,280 --> 05:47:17,040
student goes through and you and you guys actually send us a case of wine is it well they came to us and

5775
05:47:17,040 --> 05:47:22,000
said would you help us design a course because tim gazer and i who do all the wine writing for virtual

5776
05:47:22,000 --> 05:47:26,880
vineyards i have both have a lot of experience teaching and so we put together an education a a

5777
05:47:26,880 --> 05:47:32,800
course as an introduction to wine tasting and then as an adjunct to that there's a case a mixed case of

5778
05:47:32,800 --> 05:47:37,840
wine available virtual vineyards to help you uh as you go through the course well i'm going to go order

5779
05:47:37,840 --> 05:47:43,760
this case of wine and then try it out i'll let you know how it comes out all right let me know well i don't know

5780
05:47:43,760 --> 05:47:48,560
what you thought but you know a lot of the experts on the net are saying online shop love the breakdown

5781
05:47:48,560 --> 05:47:53,520
at the end of the episode the little fucking friends together recapping what went on well i don't know

5782
05:47:53,520 --> 05:47:58,960
what you thought about that but i really enjoyed such and such yeah i mean you made some really valid points

5783
05:47:58,960 --> 05:48:03,520
i mean who'd have thought in the 21st century you're gonna be buying your wine online right i mean

5784
05:48:03,520 --> 05:48:09,520
makes sense right okay jane what about you yeah i really learned a lot today i think that such and such went

5785
05:48:09,520 --> 05:48:14,320
like this xyz all right thanks very much okay see you later

5786
05:48:14,320 --> 05:48:20,960
do let me know let me know well i don't know what you thought but you know a lot of the experts

5787
05:48:20,960 --> 05:48:25,360
on the net are saying online shopping e-commerce is really what the killer apple that's going to be so

5788
05:48:25,360 --> 05:48:29,600
this is probably very important stuff we talked about tonight so what did you think though about

5789
05:48:29,600 --> 05:48:34,320
the sites you saw like auto by telephor jane well i like the concept of of getting rid of that nasty

5790
05:48:34,320 --> 05:48:38,960
experience she did like the concept thank you very much leading the charge and spying it like auto by

5791
05:48:38,960 --> 05:48:44,480
telephor jane well i like the concept of of getting rid of that nasty experience buying a you know not

5792
05:48:44,480 --> 05:48:49,360
having to deal with the car floor sales right so that was really good i also i think that the net guide

5793
05:48:49,360 --> 05:48:52,720
was really interesting in that it showed you some of the hot sites so if you haven't thought about

5794
05:48:52,720 --> 05:48:57,760
doing online shopping before it's a great introduction to some of the places you can save time and are you

5795
05:48:57,760 --> 05:49:03,760
going to go to an online auction now well you know i buying wine buying wine online was a lot of stuff stews

5796
05:49:04,720 --> 05:49:11,360
eyes there when he said that are you going to go to an online is it robert devries is stuart devries

5797
05:49:11,360 --> 05:49:16,720
can't even remember the name andrew devries look at stew's face here it's are you going to go to an

5798
05:49:16,720 --> 05:49:28,720
online wine auction this bill you cheeky stewart it's a cheeky cheeky stew it's a collector's edition how about

5799
05:49:28,720 --> 05:49:35,120
you thank you very much sir ours he seems to know his way buying wine on buying wine online was okay

5800
05:49:35,680 --> 05:49:44,080
wine online was okay but z auction really had a zing to it it was kind of like you know gambling when

5801
05:49:44,080 --> 05:49:48,480
you're suddenly thinking wow i almost could win something big here okay well that was kind of like

5802
05:49:48,480 --> 05:49:53,280
that you know or well lose but you know you're not going to lose there chances are you're going to win

5803
05:49:53,280 --> 05:49:58,560
a lot of really good equipment at some good prices so it was it was good the thing i liked about the

5804
05:49:58,560 --> 05:50:03,280
guy i talked to at compare.net is you know you really it's hard to get information when you're out there

5805
05:50:03,280 --> 05:50:06,640
shopping the real world this is really to help you when you walk into the store to walk in and be an

5806
05:50:06,640 --> 05:50:10,960
intelligent shopper so you can talk intelligently to the salesman and really get the best deal on what

5807
05:50:10,960 --> 05:50:16,080
you want so i think there's a very good use of the net all right that's online shopping all right here

5808
05:50:16,080 --> 05:50:23,360
again next week at the internet cafe the internet cafe is brought to you by z auction the live online

5809
05:50:23,360 --> 05:50:32,320
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5810
05:50:32,320 --> 05:50:40,480
superstore with pc and mac products toll-free technical support and overnight delivery and by windows magazine

5811
05:50:40,480 --> 05:50:47,040
delivering desktop enterprise and internet computing news reviews features and how to's for a windows

5812
05:50:47,040 --> 05:50:54,640
world because the world runs on windows additional funding from soft source incorporated publishers of

5813
05:50:54,640 --> 05:51:02,000
pro one software educational software for young adults you're not a serial killer no i'm not you're not

5814
05:51:02,000 --> 05:51:22,400
playing silent hill 3 again are you yes i am call toll free 1 888 310 7850 please specify the show number and the topic

5815
05:51:22,400 --> 05:51:48,260
Shocking fists, sweaty hands, digital dreams, digital nightmares.

5816
05:51:48,260 --> 05:52:17,280
What was I on there? Was I on four? I've been on four. Was it five that I was on after the... What was the last one I was on there? I'm on fourth. Okay, yeah, so I got a five. Solid Serpent, thank you very much. Depeche mustard.

5817
05:52:17,280 --> 05:52:42,380
Depeche mustard. Best save's gone. They could fucking crash it. Digital dystopia. Digital Jessup.

5818
05:52:42,380 --> 05:53:01,100
Oh, fuck. I'm gonna get this nailed now, before bed.

5819
05:53:01,100 --> 05:53:18,860
It's a slob. It's one of those globulous slobs. A glob slobber 5000. It's a crawler. Fuck you.

5820
05:53:22,860 --> 05:53:37,080
Have you tried upping the internal resolution on PCSX2? I have not. How would you do that in internal resolution? How would you go about doing that? What's that under? If I go into settings, is it under graphics or emulation?

5821
05:53:49,080 --> 05:54:01,740
and the tab then I'm looking for is internal resolution fuck man I don't I

5822
05:54:01,740 --> 05:54:05,640
really don't know what I'm fucking doing press the button on the wall there so

5823
05:54:05,640 --> 05:54:08,320
the resolution

5824
05:54:18,140 --> 05:54:24,320
they've weirdly I mean I I turned off the fucking filter set it to three by

5825
05:54:24,320 --> 05:54:26,860
native

5826
05:54:32,460 --> 05:54:37,880
three by native what the internal resolution native said it's a three by

5827
05:54:37,880 --> 05:54:45,900
native okay I've done that

5828
05:54:47,200 --> 05:54:54,580
yeah dracon it's done anything though I don't think it's done anything

5829
05:54:54,580 --> 05:55:12,960
oh it fucking does oh man this is a new game nice

5830
05:55:12,960 --> 05:55:34,340
solid serpent look at this oh man what was I at playing the fucking can't believe I played about four hours of this in shite res

5831
05:55:34,340 --> 05:55:51,720
I believe that now people might have tuned in thinking I can't believe he's playing a rubbish looking old game

5832
05:55:51,720 --> 05:56:11,100
this is class that point are off the screen there the game sound is very low okay I turn that down actually intentionally

5833
05:56:11,100 --> 05:56:19,480
I can still hear another creepus creepus crawless demenus

5834
05:56:19,480 --> 05:56:21,480
Demenus.

5835
05:56:40,480 --> 05:56:42,480
Who do these people think they are?

5836
05:56:42,480 --> 05:56:44,480
Nintendo Game Boy!

5837
05:56:47,480 --> 05:56:49,480
That was the right corridor to be in.

5838
05:56:49,480 --> 05:56:52,480
I just need to fucking face the fear.

5839
05:56:53,480 --> 05:56:56,480
Wow, imagine playing it at this res back in the day.

5840
05:56:56,480 --> 05:56:58,480
I would not have given up.

5841
05:56:58,480 --> 05:57:00,480
Because it just looked so nice.

5842
05:57:00,480 --> 05:57:02,480
And Crispy is right.

5843
05:57:02,480 --> 05:57:06,480
And this isn't like texture replacement or any of that business.

5844
05:57:06,480 --> 05:57:11,480
This is just playing it in a higher res.

5845
05:57:12,480 --> 05:57:22,480
I wonder if when they developed this game out in Japan, those crazy guys out there in Japan, when they were making it, were they seeing this?

5846
05:57:22,480 --> 05:57:24,480
This crispiness?

5847
05:57:25,480 --> 05:57:29,480
It's just that they had to be squashed down to fit onto a PS2 disc.

5848
05:57:30,480 --> 05:57:31,480
Or to play on their engine.

5849
05:57:32,480 --> 05:57:33,480
They weren't.

5850
05:57:33,480 --> 05:57:35,480
How weren't they seeing this crisp?

5851
05:57:36,480 --> 05:57:40,480
If this is what's already there, how were they not seeing this crisp?

5852
05:57:43,480 --> 05:57:45,480
They were on their developers' unit.

5853
05:57:45,480 --> 05:57:46,480
Fuck.

5854
05:57:49,480 --> 05:57:52,480
You're just explaining it on a 3D higher scale than usual.

5855
05:57:52,480 --> 05:58:02,480
This is upscaling.

5856
05:58:02,480 --> 05:58:05,480
What's going on, man?

5857
05:58:05,480 --> 05:58:11,480
I'm just talking about the absolute depravity of that look.

5858
05:58:11,480 --> 05:58:20,480
I mean, you really get to see it all in its splendor, you know, in the 1080p.

5859
05:58:20,480 --> 05:58:21,480
That's fucked up.

5860
05:58:29,480 --> 05:58:34,480
This would have come out maybe a year before Snake Eater.

5861
05:58:35,480 --> 05:58:42,480
And I wonder, maybe Snake Eater looks good as well, but there would probably be no point playing that now if Delta is going to be out at some stage.

5862
05:58:43,480 --> 05:58:46,480
And the only...

5863
05:58:46,480 --> 05:58:47,480
Oh, we heard someone going...

5864
05:58:48,480 --> 05:58:52,480
What's this look?

5865
05:58:52,480 --> 05:58:53,480
It's like a sheet.

5866
05:58:53,480 --> 05:58:55,480
I need to break it with something.

5867
05:58:57,480 --> 05:59:00,480
But the only thing putting me up playing the Metal Gear is that...

5868
05:59:00,480 --> 05:59:02,480
I just don't know if it's worth...

5869
05:59:04,480 --> 05:59:06,480
Would people be arseeing all those cutscenes?

5870
05:59:06,480 --> 05:59:08,480
But I think they'd be quite funny, you know?

5871
05:59:08,480 --> 05:59:10,480
Like, to laugh at how shit those cutscenes are.

5872
05:59:12,480 --> 05:59:14,480
It's just a different taste.

5873
05:59:14,480 --> 05:59:15,480
Taste.

5874
05:59:32,480 --> 05:59:34,480
You see an ocelot do that meow thing.

5875
05:59:35,480 --> 05:59:36,480
Fucking cringe.

5876
05:59:37,480 --> 05:59:38,480
There's a lot of, uh...

5877
05:59:39,480 --> 05:59:43,480
Cringe in Snake Eater and 4 is complete cringe.

5878
05:59:43,480 --> 05:59:48,480
5, there's cringe in it, but it makes up for it by changing the whole game.

5879
05:59:49,480 --> 05:59:53,480
The game was completely changed and revamped in a way I hadn't seen before.

5880
05:59:54,480 --> 05:59:56,480
But the ocelot meow is...

5881
05:59:57,480 --> 05:59:58,480
It's...

5882
05:59:58,480 --> 05:59:59,480
It's insane.

5883
05:59:59,480 --> 06:00:00,480
What was that about?

5884
06:00:00,480 --> 06:00:01,480
And what were they thinking?

5885
06:00:01,480 --> 06:00:02,480
Did they laugh when they saw that?

5886
06:00:02,480 --> 06:00:03,480
Because I laughed, like...

5887
06:00:04,480 --> 06:00:06,480
They must have laughed when people first saw that.

5888
06:00:07,480 --> 06:00:08,480
And look at how holy this is.

5889
06:00:08,480 --> 06:00:09,480
Holy night.

5890
06:00:09,480 --> 06:00:10,480
Flames purifies all.

5891
06:00:10,480 --> 06:00:11,480
By these remains may a person find the road to paradise.

5892
06:00:11,480 --> 06:00:12,480
I've seen this picture before.

5893
06:00:12,480 --> 06:00:13,480
I know well who you are.

5894
06:00:13,480 --> 06:00:14,480
No wait, I've seen...

5895
06:00:14,480 --> 06:00:15,480
I've never seen it, but I do know it somehow.

5896
06:00:15,480 --> 06:00:20,640
Flames purifies all. By these remains may a person find the road to paradise.

5897
06:00:21,520 --> 06:00:24,840
I've seen this picture before. I know well who you are.

5898
06:00:25,120 --> 06:00:28,080
No wait, I've never seen it, but I do know it somehow.

5899
06:00:28,080 --> 06:00:36,080
Wow.

5900
06:00:36,080 --> 06:00:38,080
Wow.

5901
06:00:38,080 --> 06:00:40,080
Wow.

5902
06:00:40,080 --> 06:00:42,080
Wow.

5903
06:00:58,080 --> 06:01:04,080
Strange picture. What have I got though? I've got some stuff in the fucking back pocket, no doubt.

5904
06:01:04,080 --> 06:01:14,080
So I still have the pork liver, the oxydol, and the matches. I wonder do you set fire to that picture?

5905
06:01:21,080 --> 06:01:23,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

5906
06:01:23,480 --> 06:01:27,040
You do, Frank, you do, you do, you do, Frank, you do, you do.

5907
06:01:30,780 --> 06:01:31,840
Maybe just use them.

5908
06:01:36,880 --> 06:01:39,160
Picture will burn, but the match goes out too quickly,

5909
06:01:39,280 --> 06:01:42,560
so you combine it with the corsadol or the fucking oxadol.

5910
06:01:43,600 --> 06:01:44,760
Corsadil mouthwash.

5911
06:01:48,280 --> 06:01:48,720
Huh?

5912
06:01:48,720 --> 06:01:50,720
Yeah.

5913
06:02:00,000 --> 06:02:03,840
Maybe a poor corsadil over the fucking thing.

5914
06:02:13,720 --> 06:02:14,320
Hmm.

5915
06:02:14,320 --> 06:02:14,380
Hmm.

5916
06:02:14,380 --> 06:02:21,560
Combine it with the pork liver.

5917
06:02:23,220 --> 06:02:24,740
You're gonna tell more lies.

5918
06:02:35,160 --> 06:02:43,520
Maybe I need to, uh, douse a rag or something and throw it into the fucking yoke, because it doesn't make sense.

5919
06:02:48,200 --> 06:02:49,600
I need to find a rag.

5920
06:03:01,280 --> 06:03:02,840
Holy fuck, imagine though.

5921
06:03:02,840 --> 06:03:09,980
I just thought about the entire back catalogue of PlayStation 2 titles that could look amazing now with this.

5922
06:03:12,560 --> 06:03:14,760
Well, I mean, I say the entire back catalogue.

5923
06:03:14,840 --> 06:03:16,960
There's probably only a few that I'd like to play, you know.

5924
06:03:20,560 --> 06:03:22,400
I wonder what the getaway would look like now.

5925
06:03:25,400 --> 06:03:34,000
Because, uh, I tested the latest PCSX2 emulator, and there was, all the cutscenes ran smooth.

5926
06:03:34,000 --> 06:03:39,600
Remember like before, it did sound like they'd, they were going really slow.

5927
06:03:46,080 --> 06:03:46,580
Uh.

5928
06:03:54,880 --> 06:03:55,280
Okay.

5929
06:04:01,760 --> 06:04:03,440
But they're not, but anyway, I was playing it.

5930
06:04:03,440 --> 06:04:04,200
They're not slow anymore.

5931
06:04:04,200 --> 06:04:07,080
I wonder once you've upscaled it, what's it gonna look like?

5932
06:04:07,080 --> 06:04:08,040
It's probably gonna be class.

5933
06:04:09,480 --> 06:04:12,120
I, it might even be worth starting from the beginning again.

5934
06:04:22,920 --> 06:04:26,800
Sorry, I just wanna see what the film, what else I have on my inventory.

5935
06:04:35,400 --> 06:04:36,680
Shadow of the Colossus.

5936
06:04:37,080 --> 06:04:41,000
Didn't they, uh, re-vamp that for PlayStation 4?

5937
06:04:46,920 --> 06:04:47,720
Aw, I'm not.

5938
06:04:47,720 --> 06:04:48,200
I'm not.

5939
06:04:48,200 --> 06:04:50,840
Uh, uh, uh, uh, picture of game then.

5940
06:04:53,640 --> 06:04:55,720
Sixth, I haven't been up to the sixth floor.

5941
06:04:57,160 --> 06:05:01,160
Less is a rag that I need to acquire on the sixth floor, then use that in the bucket.

5942
06:05:05,000 --> 06:05:05,640
I'm not.

5943
06:05:05,640 --> 06:05:06,200
I'm not.

5944
06:05:06,200 --> 06:05:06,840
I'm not.

5945
06:05:06,840 --> 06:05:07,480
I'm not.

5946
06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480
I'm not.

5947
06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480
I'm not.

5948
06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480
I'm not.

5949
06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:07,480
I'm not.

5950
06:05:07,480 --> 06:05:36,480
*Gunshot*

5951
06:05:36,480 --> 06:05:38,480
*Gunshot*

5952
06:05:38,480 --> 06:05:40,480
*Gunshot*

5953
06:05:40,480 --> 06:05:42,480
*Gunshot*

5954
06:05:42,480 --> 06:05:44,480
*Gunshot*

5955
06:05:44,480 --> 06:05:46,480
*Gunshot*

5956
06:05:46,480 --> 06:05:48,480
*Gunshot*

5957
06:05:48,480 --> 06:05:50,480
*Gunshot*

5958
06:05:50,480 --> 06:05:52,480
*Gunshot*

5959
06:05:52,480 --> 06:05:54,480
*Gunshot*

5960
06:05:54,480 --> 06:05:59,480
Is it weird? I know what you're on about. I downloaded it. I think you might have mentioned it in Idil there a long time ago.

5961
06:05:59,480 --> 06:06:02,480
I downloaded it and I started playing it like two years ago.

5962
06:06:02,480 --> 06:06:07,480
And I was thinking, I kept playing it for a couple of hours.

5963
06:06:07,480 --> 06:06:13,480
And I was thinking, I don't know if I'd like to stream it or what, but I kept playing it.

5964
06:06:13,480 --> 06:06:18,480
But so maybe it's worth playing again now in upscaled mode as well. It is weird. It is fucking weird.

5965
06:06:18,480 --> 06:06:21,480
It's made by Square Enix.

5966
06:06:21,480 --> 06:06:22,480
*Gunshot*

5967
06:06:22,480 --> 06:06:23,480
*Gunshot*

5968
06:06:23,480 --> 06:06:24,480
*Gunshot*

5969
06:06:24,480 --> 06:06:25,480
*Gunshot*

5970
06:06:25,480 --> 06:06:26,480
*Gunshot*

5971
06:06:26,480 --> 06:06:35,120
and it's very nonsensical and odd and it's like a japanese take on an old german town

5972
06:06:44,960 --> 06:06:46,080
shadow of memories

5973
06:06:53,840 --> 06:07:00,240
aren't going in places i've been in before here just so i got this is where i got the matches

5974
06:07:01,200 --> 06:07:07,360
there's something i'm not doing about that um the picture room unless i set fire to the pork

5975
06:07:07,360 --> 06:07:21,360
maybe i combine the course of doll with the pork and then i set the pork on fire

5976
06:07:21,360 --> 06:07:34,480
i think that was the thing i got annoyed that i had to keep on going back and redoing certain

5977
06:07:34,480 --> 06:07:44,000
elements but i mean that could be interesting

5978
06:07:48,000 --> 06:07:48,960
lovely pipe

5979
06:07:51,360 --> 06:08:01,520
did i try this door

5980
06:08:01,520 --> 06:08:15,360
what the

5981
06:08:29,040 --> 06:08:40,960
what the

5982
06:08:55,680 --> 06:09:14,080
what not it's not gonna combine the three oh yeah oh yeah

5983
06:09:24,960 --> 06:09:40,320
maybe the cut scenes are upscaled as well they look crispier

5984
06:09:40,320 --> 06:10:08,160
you can see that the clarity of that now

5985
06:10:08,160 --> 06:10:09,160
No.

5986
06:10:09,160 --> 06:10:10,160
No.

5987
06:10:10,160 --> 06:10:11,160
No.

5988
06:10:11,160 --> 06:10:12,160
No.

5989
06:10:12,160 --> 06:10:13,160
No.

5990
06:10:13,160 --> 06:10:14,160
No.

5991
06:10:14,160 --> 06:10:15,160
No.

5992
06:10:15,160 --> 06:10:16,160
No.

5993
06:10:16,160 --> 06:10:17,160
No.

5994
06:10:17,160 --> 06:10:18,160
No.

5995
06:10:18,160 --> 06:10:19,160
No.

5996
06:10:19,160 --> 06:10:20,160
No.

5997
06:10:20,160 --> 06:10:21,160
No.

5998
06:10:21,160 --> 06:10:22,160
No.

5999
06:10:22,160 --> 06:10:23,160
No.

6000
06:10:23,160 --> 06:10:50,160
*door creaks open*

6001
06:10:50,160 --> 06:10:52,160
*door creaks open*

6002
06:10:52,160 --> 06:10:53,160
Oh fuck off!

6003
06:10:53,160 --> 06:10:55,160
*Gunshot*

6004
06:10:55,160 --> 06:10:57,160
*Gunshot*

6005
06:10:57,160 --> 06:11:24,640
Oh my god.

6006
06:11:24,640 --> 06:11:31,640
Fucking pipe the wood. Look at his face, he's got little teeth and everything.

6007
06:11:31,640 --> 06:11:38,640
Bamboozled by these lads.

6008
06:11:38,640 --> 06:11:45,640
Oh my god.

6009
06:11:45,640 --> 06:11:52,640
Oh my god.

6010
06:11:52,640 --> 06:11:59,640
Oh my god.

6011
06:11:59,640 --> 06:12:05,640
Oh my god.

6012
06:12:05,640 --> 06:12:12,640
He's alive.

6013
06:12:12,640 --> 06:12:19,640
Oh my god.

6014
06:12:19,640 --> 06:12:27,640
Needs to run away man, I can't get away.

6015
06:12:27,640 --> 06:12:34,640
Oh for fuck's sake.

6016
06:12:34,640 --> 06:12:41,640
Get to fucking sleep you dirt.

6017
06:12:41,640 --> 06:12:49,640
They're not really inflicting much damage, they're just annoying and they take a lot of fucking bullets and power to kill.

6018
06:12:49,640 --> 06:13:08,640
I actually need to go back into that corridor. There's loads of rooms there look. One on the left.

6019
06:13:08,640 --> 06:13:11,640
One on the left.

6020
06:13:11,640 --> 06:13:23,640
Oh my god. One on the left. Two on the left.

6021
06:13:23,640 --> 06:13:36,520
*Pewilding*

6022
06:13:36,520 --> 06:13:38,520
*Sigh*

6023
06:13:38,520 --> 06:13:40,520
*Gunshot*

6024
06:13:40,520 --> 06:13:42,520
*Gunshot*

6025
06:13:42,520 --> 06:13:44,520
*Sigh*

6026
06:13:44,520 --> 06:13:46,520
*Sigh*

6027
06:13:46,520 --> 06:14:10,520
*TOMPEO*

6028
06:14:10,520 --> 06:14:18,520
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, absolutely unbelievable shit scary.

6029
06:14:23,520 --> 06:14:24,520
What a twat.

6030
06:14:25,520 --> 06:14:27,520
Thanks very much there, Gaz.

6031
06:14:33,520 --> 06:14:36,520
He waited there for years to do that.

6032
06:14:39,520 --> 06:14:41,520
Oh fuck off.

6033
06:14:50,520 --> 06:14:52,520
What a shit bedroom.

6034
06:15:04,520 --> 06:15:08,520
Oh man, it's fucking painful. The soundscape is painful.

6035
06:15:08,520 --> 06:15:23,520
What did I even get? Oh he's still alive! He's still alive! I woke it up, I should have just left him alone.

6036
06:15:28,520 --> 06:15:33,520
Look at his little arse. If I get a gun out there, stop fucking wasting all my...

6037
06:15:33,520 --> 06:15:34,520
Oh fuck.

6038
06:15:37,520 --> 06:15:38,520
Oh fuck.

6039
06:15:46,520 --> 06:15:47,520
Does it ever end?

6040
06:15:53,520 --> 06:15:54,520
Ah, you cunt.

6041
06:16:04,520 --> 06:16:09,520
I don't like these guys. I don't like these guys.

6042
06:16:10,520 --> 06:16:12,520
These is not nice man.

6043
06:16:13,520 --> 06:16:15,520
That back there was not...

6044
06:16:16,520 --> 06:16:18,520
He was not fucking nice man, that man.

6045
06:16:19,520 --> 06:16:20,520
He was not good.

6046
06:16:21,520 --> 06:16:44,620
That is nasty man back, that one. It's not fucking nice at all. No, no. Yes, he need to die. He need to die.

6047
06:16:44,620 --> 06:17:06,620
Nobody move please. They're going back to Silent Hill. Just stay quiet.

6048
06:17:10,620 --> 06:17:15,620
Oh my god, again, every fucking room you go through, you're going to leave the house there.

6049
06:17:24,620 --> 06:17:32,620
I must have, I missed a tip there. Cosmic Spanner, thank you very much for the tip. I missed you there when you did a tip.

6050
06:17:32,620 --> 06:17:36,620
And there's a bit of peace and quiet now in this room, thank fuck.

6051
06:17:39,620 --> 06:17:43,620
The lamp shining on some old silver coins. I know I've seen before.

6052
06:17:51,620 --> 06:17:58,620
I got one earlier so I shouldn't really take any more. I mean, I'm no thief. I might act like one now and then, haha.

6053
06:17:58,620 --> 06:17:59,620
Though.

6054
06:18:07,620 --> 06:18:12,620
The sense of foreboding and fucking unrelenting pain.

6055
06:18:12,620 --> 06:18:14,620
It's just...

6056
06:18:15,620 --> 06:18:17,620
As I said, unrelenting. It's...

6057
06:18:18,620 --> 06:18:20,620
And now we've got a bit of text on a wall and a vending machine as well.

6058
06:18:20,620 --> 06:18:24,620
Maybe a can of coke or something to keep the spiderwebs at play.

6059
06:18:25,620 --> 06:18:29,620
There's something written on the wall. Thus one's life turns to riches.

6060
06:18:30,620 --> 06:18:34,620
What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book.

6061
06:18:35,620 --> 06:18:37,620
Yet faith hath no price.

6062
06:18:38,620 --> 06:18:40,620
Ah, but do people know this?

6063
06:18:46,620 --> 06:18:47,620
So, uh...

6064
06:18:47,620 --> 06:18:47,620
What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book.

6065
06:18:47,620 --> 06:18:48,620
It's just a plain old vending machine.

6066
06:18:48,620 --> 06:18:49,620
This one's selling canned drinks.

6067
06:18:49,620 --> 06:18:50,620
Come to think of it, I'm kinda thirsty.

6068
06:18:50,620 --> 06:18:53,620
I'd feel weird drinking anything sold in a place like this, though.

6069
06:18:53,620 --> 06:18:55,620
So, uh, sorry, just to refresh. What the fuck was said there? There's something in the wall.

6070
06:18:55,620 --> 06:18:56,620
This one's life turns to riches.

6071
06:18:56,620 --> 06:18:57,620
What was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book.

6072
06:18:57,620 --> 06:18:58,620
Yeah.

6073
06:18:58,620 --> 06:18:59,620
Faith hath no price.

6074
06:18:59,620 --> 06:19:00,620
But do people know this?

6075
06:19:00,620 --> 06:19:01,620
So, uh, what was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book.

6076
06:19:01,620 --> 06:19:02,620
Yeah.

6077
06:19:02,620 --> 06:19:03,620
Faith hath no price.

6078
06:19:03,620 --> 06:19:04,620
But do people know this?

6079
06:19:04,620 --> 06:19:07,620
So, uh, what was a bag of silver coins is now the number in a book.

6080
06:19:07,620 --> 06:19:08,620
Yeah.

6081
06:19:08,620 --> 06:19:17,580
in a book yeah faith have no price but do people know this so what was the number of coins is now

6082
06:19:17,580 --> 06:19:24,380
written in a book standard coins forget about it don't need any more coins

6083
06:19:27,340 --> 06:19:33,180
what's with the coins silver coin about the size of a quarter i get the feeling it's really old

6084
06:19:35,500 --> 06:19:43,900
why the would you put that coin in try that room back there i'm gonna kill this jessup out here this

6085
06:19:43,900 --> 06:19:49,020
little oh will i just i'll just go past him just go past him don't need to waste my time with these

6086
06:19:49,020 --> 06:20:04,380
guys wasting my hard gained ammunition hard got you you're wrong and you've got a bad life

6087
06:20:04,380 --> 06:20:11,340
you've got a bad situation going on and you need help and left through there

6088
06:20:13,340 --> 06:20:16,940
left through there and then maybe into that little room up there

6089
06:20:18,620 --> 06:20:21,500
oh no not the dogs they've got the dogs out

6090
06:20:26,700 --> 06:20:27,260
more of you

6091
06:20:30,780 --> 06:20:35,660
you're really stressed right now really fucking stressed

6092
06:20:41,660 --> 06:20:50,620
okay

6093
06:20:50,620 --> 06:20:50,620
so

6094
06:20:50,620 --> 06:21:03,580
vending machine use the coin in the fucking vending machine

6095
06:21:03,580 --> 06:21:16,380
she's got underpants on them she's got really rubbish underwear

6096
06:21:21,980 --> 06:21:24,540
they must reanimate they must fucking respawn

6097
06:21:24,540 --> 06:21:33,020
the dirt collection of dirts

6098
06:21:38,460 --> 06:21:42,700
why did i not know that it's like i just took for granted when she said i wouldn't like to drink

6099
06:21:42,700 --> 06:21:47,500
anything from this i just thought that there's no point with that then it was very prominently placed

6100
06:21:47,500 --> 06:22:10,460
life insurance

6101
06:22:10,460 --> 06:22:22,780
the zurich key dot ie

6102
06:22:27,900 --> 06:22:40,300
where the fuck is that gonna go then that's uh that might unlock the uh the room the um

6103
06:22:42,060 --> 06:22:45,020
brian eno fucking law firm room maybe

6104
06:22:49,180 --> 06:22:53,020
would i be right in saying that

6105
06:22:53,020 --> 06:23:07,500
elberton life insurance

6106
06:23:13,500 --> 06:23:17,100
oh fuck i don't know my brain has gone a little bit septic there and i need to get some

6107
06:23:19,020 --> 06:23:21,580
sleep i suppose so i will resume this

6108
06:23:22,460 --> 06:23:24,140
on the morrow but i will uh

6109
06:23:26,460 --> 06:23:31,180
say thank you very much for joining us on this situation we've got the life insurance key let's

6110
06:23:31,180 --> 06:23:35,660
just say look we've got that in the bag that's fine that's going nowhere

6111
06:23:41,020 --> 06:23:41,740
back off

6112
06:23:45,260 --> 06:23:48,620
that's going nowhere we've got that in the satchel okay

6113
06:23:53,500 --> 06:24:07,660
where did i fucking put the thing there

6114
06:24:07,660 --> 06:24:20,140
that's in the satchel

6115
06:24:20,140 --> 06:24:22,540
that's in the satchel

6116
06:24:24,380 --> 06:24:29,340
i'll say good night and god bless thank you very much for uh tuning in thank you very much for the

6117
06:24:29,340 --> 06:24:37,500
tips and cd-rom thank you very much apologies that i could not deliver on the 700 situation i don't even

6118
06:24:37,500 --> 06:24:43,980
know why i said 700 it's an arbitrary number but who knows maybe next time with the space i've got there

6119
06:24:43,980 --> 06:24:49,980
i could cook up something good maybe this could be the situation room i don't need to have a separate

6120
06:24:49,980 --> 06:24:57,100
room anymore you know maybe this could be the situation room i just i've been thinking outside of the box

6121
06:24:58,460 --> 06:25:02,940
i've been thinking inside the box but i need to create another fucking box so i can think outside

6122
06:25:04,940 --> 06:25:11,980
and we also know there are no and thank you very much aldi socks and things we do not know very very kind of you there

6123
06:25:13,980 --> 06:25:18,460
uh everybody have a good night

6124
06:25:18,460 --> 06:25:20,460
and all the best

6125
06:25:20,460 --> 06:25:30,940
back streets back yeah

6126
06:25:30,940 --> 06:25:39,420
yeah

6127
06:25:39,420 --> 06:25:45,420
where is he he's not on my fucking screen then

6128
06:25:45,420 --> 06:25:57,900
you better be here

6129
06:25:57,900 --> 06:26:01,900
yeah

6130
06:26:01,900 --> 06:26:18,380
rock your body right

6131
06:26:18,380 --> 06:26:22,840
Rock your body right.

6132
06:26:23,840 --> 06:26:25,000
You can't.

6133
06:26:28,140 --> 06:26:29,120
All right.

6134
06:26:33,120 --> 06:26:33,600
All right.

6135
06:26:33,900 --> 06:26:34,660
All right.

6136
06:26:34,960 --> 06:26:35,760
All right.

6137
06:26:35,760 --> 06:26:36,700
All right.

6138
06:26:36,940 --> 06:26:37,560
All right.

6139
06:26:39,400 --> 06:26:43,520
Thank you very much, Johnny Bollocks and Aldi Socks.

6140
06:26:43,520 --> 06:27:13,500
Thank you.

6141
06:27:13,500 --> 06:27:23,500
Rock your body right.

6142
06:27:23,500 --> 06:27:26,700
Rock your body right.

6143
06:27:27,600 --> 06:27:28,840
Backstreet's back.

6144
06:27:29,200 --> 06:27:29,940
You can't.

6145
06:27:31,320 --> 06:27:33,500
You can't.

6146
06:27:34,320 --> 06:27:35,320
Good luck.

6147
06:27:35,320 --> 06:27:37,360
Thank you.
